The perfect sex companions for dates
Hodysseus is right.
It's a lot better to have companies of beautiful, nice, clean, pleasant, classy, may be even educated girls. Unless you guys are starved for sex and would stick your dicks into anything regardless of looks and personalities, putting up with ugly, stupid beetches for a few days is more like a punishment.
June is still a few months away. The best thing is to go to HK or other TJ bars between now and then, find your favorite girls in looks and personalities, set up dates so they can book the days to go away with you. But by June all their plans may change. Putas are notoriously flaky.
Escort agencies also have deals for 24-hour dates, but their girls tend to be old, heavy, ugly and flaky, and their costs may be high. Check with Musas, CuminTJ, Sexytijuana, Skokka, MLB ect.
Cici, the young HK girl, grows up in TJ, has lots of connections among students and has been known to hold private sexy parties in La Playa with dozens girls, including her aunt and sister, some very hot. Contact her via her Instagram or facebook DEMENTE. CAT and ask her to arrange for a line up with the types of girls you want. Cici looks good and knows how to provide good times. She may be the surest way to find good dates for a bunch of guys.
If all else fails, talk to a couple taxi drivers in TJ. They have connections that can quickly bring together a line up with dozens girls in a private home in Playa for selection. Last time a guy showed us a line up, the girls were 18,19 but most looked heavy and homely, not anywhere near as attractive and sexy as most HK girls. We did not partake. Cabbies' deals may be cheaper but riskier. Make sure you negotiate deals clearly and take down their IDs just in case they try to pull something ugly hehe.
[QUOTE=Hodysseus;4672894]Great question. Ironically I am going to TJ this Sunday to meet up with my new little honey (current fav) that works at HK. She and I are staying the night at one of
the local (non- Zona) hotels then heading down to Rosarito and Puerto Nuevo for the day on Monday. If you're looking for companionship and lots of sex, I suggest finding the girl you don't get tired of smashing and if you guys also get a long and it's fun, might as well take her with you. That's what I'm doing this time. I'll have to report back afterward and let you guys know how it went.
It just got old going to HK every week or two and having the girls I smashed the trip or two before stalk me around the club. So, now that I've got a new one that I really like, I'm going to try something different and see how it goes. Worse case I can always go back to the HK pond right.[/QUOTE]
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Ensenada's Carnaval was a big disappointment
3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.
Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet.
Drove out for dinner. Ave Alvarado had the most restaurants but most closed down after 9 PM. Went to Restaurant Playa Azul with cheapest offer 150 pesos for 3 fish or shrimp tacos (50 peso each vs 20 pesos in TJ). Shrimp Botana 220 pesos, beers 48 pesos, same price as HK without naked dancing girls, WTF? Prices for everything in Ensenada are generally about 3 x Tijuana. Damn.
Were stopped 2 by policia in downtown Ensenada, once while trying to park the car on the dark, sketchy Calle Segunda near Paris de Noche. They checked license, asking the same stupid questions as TJ policies, any drugs, alcohol? But no car or body searches. When I demanded what they were charging me with, they returned their crooked smiles, said just checking, parking was OK but lock your car ect. Half dozen street girls were hanging out in the dark on Miramar at corner of Calle Segunda, perhaps all except 1 were trannies, tall, dark skin, muscular, masculine looks with deep voices.
Paris de Noche is painted black outside and inside like the vampire bar in "Dusk til Dawn," with no cover, cheap $2 beer, $7 liquors, $12 fichas for the girls. There were about 20 guys and 20 girls sitting around a raised stage. The girls were mostly heavy, chunky, ugly, only may be 2 looked above average like a 7 in HK. Guys were sitting around the raised stage, not tipping strippers. Every 20 minutes or so the bar puts all girls on stage showing off their droopy boobs, big beer guts, huge saggy butts, thick wrestlers' arms and thighs. Aggressive meseras / ros were pushing $24 lap dances for 2 songs. I tipped a tanned-skin spinner stripper on stage, probably the hottest one in the joint, grabbed her butt and squeezed her boobs. She was so sweaty I had to wipe my hand off again and again and would never want her to sit on my lap. But my wingmen took her and a few others for a couple lap dances. A hot blonde, about a 7 on HK scale, wanted $200 plus $30 bar fine for a 20-minute session, WTF? The girls sat around the bar all night with no takers, did no business, but still insisted on high prices and would not negotiate or find ways to improve their business. This must be the top-down socialist economic system favored by Mexico's government, pussy bars and putas alike. A few seasoned Mexico guys have concluded Tijuana has the best values for pussies, food and fun in all Mexico.
Facing extreme pussy inflation in Paris de Noche, I tried to raise local escorts with previous contacts. A few answered my texts but refused to send pics; video calls were immediate terminated, so I concluded they were all fakes, probably a bunch of obese, hairy, smelly old guys posting fake pictures in the internet.
Went back to the hotel to wait for the escorts to show. It appeared to be an agency in a distant location, posting escort baits in many cities. Finally they send 4 girls in a car about 2 AM. Picked 2 to the motel, paid 1,000 each upfront to the driver. The girl I took was chubby but with tight body, smooth skin and very tight coochie. She did a credible CBJ and a very clumsy CG, could not penetrate. After a while pinned her down, had to add lube a couple times to penetrate, finally pumping her deeply for a longtime. Soon she was whimpering, moaning, sighing, grabbing my waist tight with both arms and legs, would not let go, pulling me in. She seemed a horny housewife trying to earn extra incomes.
Looked like Ensenada's escorts were in short supply and busy all night. 3 AM the alleged 18 YO hot escort texted and wanted to come over. She texted again next morning, wanted 1,800 pesos an hour or 1,600 half hour, WTF? No deal.
Had a breakfast buffet at the motel for 150 pesos. Food was OK. Tried various local foods, including menudo soup made with corn and pig feet, normal American breakfast with coffee, and the sweet hibiscus bloom drink. A wingman found Tacos Marc Antonios, a fairly busy seafood place at a former cannery South of town near the hotel. The place was well preserved in the original operating conditions with old, rusty canning equipment, I. E. Very run down, with rusty, leaky roof, peeled paint and rotted wood on walls, filthy floor, loud karaoke music in the morning, sticky tables. I did not try the food. Areas outside of Central downtown are in general decline with run down houses with wrought iron over windows, rotted streets, busted sidewalks strewn with trash. The town feels very low class and depressing. Visitors should stay in the downtown tourist area, nice, clean, safe.
Saturday it was cloudy and sprinkling. There were no floats or parade as posted in various internet sites. We were again fucked by false advertisements in the fake internet. A Carnival ship docked at the Malecon but very few cruise passengers were seen on on the main Blvd Lazaro Cardena or in the tourist traps on Ave. Adolfo Lopez Mateos. Trinket shops had virtually no cruise passengers, completely opposite the scene last year. Malecon was far less busy, nearly deserted, unlike other Saturdays. Seafood market and trinket carts had perhaps 10% foot traffic as last year. Don't know if the threats of Coronavirus on cruise ships had anything to do with it.
Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Miramar, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Miramar, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.
By 2 PM we decided we had enough of Ensenada and wanted to go back to the hot girls in TJ. Drove back on the rainy, winding toll road, through downtown TJ, stopped in the sea food markets on Calle 6 to buy a load of live clams. Got to HK about 3 PM. Gave the car to valet parking and got inside the club, nice, clean, warm, welcoming, fun, entertaining with almost unlimited selection of girls in all sizes and shapes even in the early Saturday afternoon. My 2 wingmen bagged 2 and 3 girls in the few hours we were there and still lusted for more. We agreed HK is very nice, fun, sexy, civilized place worth spending time and money.
Ensenada was a big disappointment for both girls, food and eyesores sightseeing this time. There may not be a next time.
Correction, Ensenada's restaurants row is on Ave. Alvarado.
The seafood stands and restaurant row are on Ave. Alvarado, heading straight out to the malecon plaza with the tall flag pole.
Also hotel Hacienda in downtown on Miramar looked nice and clean for 280 pesos. See the pic.
Marriscos Guerrosense food stand on Alvarado at corner of Adolfo Lopez Mateos, endorsed by celebrities like Anthony Bourdain, was not crowded. Shrimps in coctele were large but tough, tasteless, probably Costco's frozen, 90 pesos for a small cup compared to a larger and much tastier 50-peso cup in Tijuana. Mariscos Guerro food stand, also on Alvarado, corner of the main road, Lazaro Cardena, was more popular with about 3 x customers standing around on sidewalk. Found the best food deals among the 2 dozens restaurants right on the malecon, an AYCE lobster buffet for $25, and 10 fish tacos for $1 ect, but there were very few clients even during the lunch hours.
[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;4677062]3 of us departed Socal Friday afternoon about 4 PM, driving South to Ensenada for the alleged all-week Carnaval. There were multiple accidents on FWYs 5 and 805, took about 2 hours to get to the border, then waited a long time in an insanely long line of cars in San Ysidro, stretching 2 miles back to the Dairy Mart exit.
Finally crossed over and took the toll road to Ensenada, arriving about 8:30 PM. The motel was about 3 miles South of downtown. Reception refused AirBnB rate, charged 1,000 pesos or $55 for a dingy room, with dusty furniture and 2 beds. A big sign, "Guests not allowed," meaning don't bring in the putas hehe. But the night reception guy said it's OK to bring girls in, just not too many. Day time there were 2 uniformed security guards armed with Glock pistols and knives patrolling the roughly 30 rooms surrounding a parking lot. Windows all had wrought irons so the hotel probably had seen lots of crime. In comparison, hotel Hacienda, right in downtown on Alvarado and Calle Secunda, with freshly painted exterior and nice, clean-looking rooms, had a big sign for vacancies for 280 pesos, but it was not listed in any hotel sites. We were fooled by fake advertisements in the fake internet..[/QUOTE]