EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Jameson290;2806562]Had a dream about Alina the other night. It was late and my regular wasn't available. It's an agency. The girl was really nice and pretty decent looking although probably in her late 30's. Arrived pretty quickly. The massage was decent and better than most AMP. She tries at least and there was significant teasing. However, huge up charge when we get to the ending. $. 08 to finish. I hate negotiating at that point. More $ for her to undress. If you're desperate it's not bad but I will not be repeating. I do believe more is on the table once each girl gets comfortable with you. But, I can't imagine how expensive it would be.[/QUOTE]Search his comments, because I know Xabi posted some very wise words about Euro outcall massage agencies. Personally, I believe there to be less up-sell if you do Euro incalls, regardless if it's FS or body rub only.

So I had a dream that I called and set up an appointment with Julia in A. H. I got there on time but she didn't. I called and asked how long was she going to be because I had to be somewhere in an hour and a half. She was there 2 minutes later. I was met by a somewhat tall and slender Polish woman. She gave me a quick hug and asked for the fee. She asked me to undress and get ready. I was laying down on the table and did not cover myself. She said "I need to cover you ok". So she covered me and she asked me why I asked for her, I usually go to the location in Northbrook and see Bashena. She told me that she didn't like her so I just awkwardly giggled and so did she. We kept talking about random things while she was working my lower back. She kept giving mixed signals and somewhat teasing. On the flip she kept rubbing my nipples and would kind of tickle my inner thighs. After that she told me that our time was almost up and if there was anything else that I would like. I immediately grinned and took her hand and placed it on Jr. We agreed upon the donation and she started to play with Jr with alot of oil which I liked. I then started to go up her shirt and she smiled and said "this is better than Bashena no?" I laughed and said way better and she just took her top off and let her natural see cups hang in all their glory. I could not stop playing with them and she seemed to like that. She started to talk dirty and between that and her great tits and her nice stroking techniques I couldn't hold it any longer. She said "yes that's a good boy huh you're a good boy". Shortly after I was all cleaned up and out the door after I nice and tight hug and kiss. Will definitely be seeing her again. And again.

Stay safe D1.

[QUOTE=Deezer1;2818379]So I had a dream that I called and set up an appointment with Julia in A. H. I got there on time but she didn't. I called and asked how long was she going to be because I had to be somewhere in an hour and a half. She was there 2 minutes later. I was met by a somewhat tall and slender Polish woman. She gave me a quick hug and asked for the fee. She asked me to undress and get ready. I was laying down on the table and did not cover myself. She said "I need to cover you ok". So she covered me and she asked me why I asked for her...[/QUOTE]I could literally say my appointment with Julia started exactly the same as yours. Unfortunately for me, that's were the similarities ended. She was extremely strict about having my midsection covered. So much so, she completely avoided my glutes and hammies, even after I requested firm pressure in those areas. Sensing her general reluctance to play, I decided to submit to the non-sexual pleasure of her touch and nearly feel asleep. A one point, she tapped me on the nose and smiled. I assumed this flirtation would mean to sit tight... there is more to come. I couldn't have been more wrong. At the 50 minute mark, she flatly says, "time's up." Feeling groggy, I sit up on the table and coyly ask about helping her if she helps me. My reciprocal flirtation was now met with the Berlin Wall. "I don't need any of your help. Time to go home now, " she quietly replied. I dragged my body off the table, gradually got dressed, avoided any approval seeking eye contact, and wandered out the door. She was quick to try and grab the door knob on her end, but no tip would be given. "Have a good night," she meekly mustered, but I was already into the hall, ready to dial my UTR number for a follow-up.

Was I harsh to leave no tip? Probably. Would a legit therapist flirt a little and then ask me to leave? I doubt it.

[QUOTE]I could literally say my appointment with Julia started exactly the same as yours. Unfortunately for me, that's were the similarities ended. She was extremely strict about having my midsection covered. So much so, she completely avoided my glutes and hammies, even after I requested firm pressure in those areas. Sensing her general reluctance to play, I decided to submit to the non-sexual pleasure of her touch and nearly feel asleep. A one point, she tapped me on the nose and smiled. I assumed this flirtation would mean to sit tight... there is more to come. I couldn't have been more wrong. At the 50 minute mark, she flatly says, "time's up." Feeling groggy, I sit up on the table and coyly ask about helping her if she helps me. My reciprocal flirtation was now met with the Berlin Wall. "I don't need any of your help. Time to go home now, " she quietly replied. I dragged my body off the table, gradually got dressed, avoided any approval seeking eye contact, and wandered out the door. She was quick to try and grab the door knob on her end, but no tip would be given. "Have a good night," she meekly mustered, but I was already into the hall, ready to dial my UTR number for a follow-up.

Was I harsh to leave no tip? Probably. Would a legit therapist flirt a little and then ask me to leave? I doubt it.[/QUOTE]Brunette nice tata's? She is good for a nude he. She is pretty hot YMMV.

I have never tried an EMP but I think unless its very obvious she wants to play I would take it slow. Also, from what I've read it seems you have to drop a lot more cash to get to that point.

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2827745]I could literally say my appointment with Julia started exactly the same as yours. Unfortunately for me, that's were the similarities ended. She was extremely strict about having my midsection covered. So much so, she completely avoided my glutes and hammies, even after I requested firm pressure in those areas. Sensing her general reluctance to play, I decided to submit to the non-sexual pleasure of her touch and nearly feel asleep. A one point, she tapped me on the nose and smiled. I assumed this flirtation would mean to sit tight... there is more to come. I couldn't have been more wrong. At the 50 minute mark, she flatly says, "time's up." Feeling groggy, I sit up on the table and coyly ask about helping her if she helps me. My reciprocal flirtation was now met with the Berlin Wall. "I don't need any of your help. Time to go home now, " she quietly replied. I dragged my body off the table, gradually got dressed, avoided any approval seeking eye contact, and wandered out the door. She was quick to try and grab the door knob on her end, but no tip would be given. "Have a good night," she meekly mustered, but I was already into the hall, ready to dial my UTR number for a follow-up.

Was I harsh to leave no tip? Probably. Would a legit therapist flirt a little and then ask me to leave? I doubt it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2827854]Brunette nice tata's? She is good for a nude he. She is pretty hot YMMV.[/QUOTE]

I've never been to an EMP. But from my experience you have a better chance of playing with a Euro Independant Therapist. The last two I've been to I was able to play on the first visit.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2827854]Brunette nice tata's? She is good for a nude he. She is pretty hot YMMV.[/QUOTE]Indeed. Very, very nice shape. Attractive, slender, older woman with a very pleasing, natural looking rack. Didn't seem to have a bra on under her loose fitting cotton top. I thought I was in for a treat. As I stripped nude, she never left the room. She asked for donation at that point. As I did so, I made a point of lightly fanning out all my available roses. I can only chalk it up to fumbling the ball by asking the operator for Julia specifically. I probably ended up red flagging myself.

I didn't know there was a Tat's in AH. I have been to the one in Schaumburg. I think the person answering the phone gets spooked easily. She is very negative on phone asking how I heard of various girls names, etc. I was there twice. Lana was super accommodating. Liana was not at all. I don't understand their whole attitude thing. Nobody goes there for a real massage. I don't know what they need to prove your not LE. They're more paranoid than everyone else.

[QUOTE=WildRider80;2790302]I would stick with creative therapies in northern burbs, or olga's but if you want happiness skip Anna. She may be beautiful but nothing happy there![/QUOTE]What gives with Anna from Olgas?

[QUOTE=TenReasy;2831583]What gives with Anna from Olgas?[/QUOTE]Anna isn't with Olga anymore but I always left happy with Anna.

[QUOTE=TenReasy;2831583]What gives with Anna from Olgas?[/QUOTE]From what I understand, Anna may now be with the service from the following link. Anyone try them out?

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5488082875.html[/URL]

I think they are legit but I did get a great massage. On Milwaukee in river woods.

Royal Asian is Chinese. Not euro. Legit. At least they were legit the two times I went last year. Got some teasing. But you can get waaay more mileage for waaay less money elsewhere. $80 door as I recall. Bob.

[QUOTE=TenReasy;2833778]I think they are legit but I did get a great massage. On Milwaukee in river woods.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]From what I understand, Anna may now be with the service from the following link. Anyone try them out?

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5488082875.html[/URL][/QUOTE]As far as I know Anna is independent. That's her phone number.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;2835099]As far as I know Anna is independent. That's her phone number.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Anna who used to work at Olga's in Buffalo Grove? Thanks in advance.

The Rider.