Club Escape Swingers Gloryhole
[QUOTE=Boonniee99;6783728]Any good good glory holes in Cleveland or Akron?[/QUOTE]Here's one for you! Club Escape swingers on Lakeside Ave. Just returned from there in the very early morn.
$60 entry fee. Cheap and it's woman's choice so no guarantees but compared to a drug addict charging $300 and doesn't even want to fuck! And, if lucky, going multiple rounds with different wives to me a no-brainer. I'm pushing 70 yrs and, at the moment, more Pee-Wee Herman than Stallone but, with obesity and beer-bellies the norm, I still look quite studly and do well above average with help from Just For Men. Unfortunately, hair is thinning and teeth loosening so I haven't much longer in the game.
The gloryhole; however, when occupied, is the best bargain as it's always first come, first served BBBJ with no rushing, sometimes there's a long line and I've seen guys get turned away if they smell bad.
Last night, a short fat chick was in the gloryhole. I'd seen her enter the gloryhole 3 or 4 times over the years. Methinks a lot of the so-called "swingers" are co-owners of the establishment. Anyway the other wives there were just playing pool oblivious to the needs of men so opted to at least get a BBBJ before leaving. I shoved it through the hole and she says, "Oh, totally shaved cock! I love it! They're complaining because I don't like hair in my mouth!" Told her I shave to avoid rug burn and hate muff-diving myself and wouldn't go there unless it's hairless.
So she's doing a damn good job and wants to come out to fuck, but once over 130 lbs the visuals are not appealing. So I told her, Just turn around. She does, and is trying real hard to get it in, but she's so short and heavy! Her 200+ lbs on the very end of a hard dick trying to hold it up was a road to hernia city, and crushing my balls on the bottom of the gloryhole was no fun either. If I were 12 inches it would have reached, but I'm not! So I bend down and said, Just give me your ass, babygirl! Just bury me deep in that beautiful ass!
She says, Ok! O hesitation!
I was floored! I expected end of conversation and off to home.
I remain exhilarated! In fact, the gathering of fissile materials to nuke this Christo-Fascist mistake by the lake to kingdom come is momentarily on hold. I will even be nice to the obese, for awhile. That said, I've seen people of questionable gender enter the door to the gloryhole and couples also often go in there together. So fingering the occupant's pussy first to be sure they have one may be advised.
I'm targeting getting jacked with 20 lbs of more muscle over the next few weeks and steering clear of the anti-sex Christian incels who rule this state arresting sex-workers and we few men who love women rather than God.
Advice for going to a swingers club
[QUOTE=Pantagruel;6801170]Here's one for you! Club Escape swingers on Lakeside Ave. Just returned from there in the very early morn.
$60 entry fee. Cheap and it's woman's choice so no guarantees but compared to a drug addict charging $300 and doesn't even want to fuck! And, if lucky, going multiple rounds with different wives to me a no-brainer. I'm pushing 70 yrs and, at the moment, more Pee-Wee Herman than Stallone but, with obesity and beer-bellies the norm, I still look quite studly and do well above average with help from Just For Men. Unfortunately, hair is thinning and teeth loosening so I haven't much longer in the game.
The gloryhole; however, when occupied, is the best bargain as it's always first come, first served BBBJ with no rushing, sometimes there's a long line and I've seen guys get turned away if they smell bad.
Last night, a short fat chick was in the gloryhole. I'd seen her enter the gloryhole 3 or 4 times over the years. Methinks a lot of the so-called "swingers" are co-owners of the establishment. Anyway the other wives there were just playing pool oblivious to the needs of men so opted to at least get a BBBJ before leaving. I shoved it through the hole and she says, "Oh, totally shaved cock! I love it! They're complaining because I don't like hair in my mouth!" Told her I shave to avoid rug burn and hate muff-diving myself and wouldn't go there unless it's hairless.
So she's doing a damn good job and wants to come out to fuck, but once over 130 lbs the visuals are not appealing. So I told her, Just turn around. She does, and is trying real hard to get it in, but she's so short and heavy! Her 200+ lbs on the very end of a hard dick trying to hold it up was a road to hernia city, and crushing my balls on the bottom of the gloryhole was no fun either. If I were 12 inches it would have reached, but I'm not! So I bend down and said, Just give me your ass, babygirl! Just bury me deep in that beautiful ass!
She says, Ok! O hesitation!
I was floored! I expected end of conversation and off to home.
I remain exhilarated! In fact, the gathering of fissile materials to nuke this Christo-Fascist mistake by the lake to kingdom come is momentarily on hold. I will even be nice to the obese, for awhile. That said, I've seen people of questionable gender enter the door to the gloryhole and couples also often go in there together. So fingering the occupant's pussy first to be sure they have one may be advised.
I'm targeting getting jacked with 20 lbs of more muscle over the next few weeks and steering clear of the anti-sex Christian incels who rule this state arresting sex-workers and we few men who love women rather than God.[/QUOTE]Thanks! What advice would you give to a single male going to a swingers club? How do I interact with the couples there and get the wives / girls to fuck? How do I prevent myself from being the guy standing there alone with a drink in his hand?
Single Male Swinger. Club Escape
[QUOTE=Boonniee99;6803984]Thanks! What advice would you give to a single male going to a swingers club? How do I interact with the couples there and get the wives / girls to fuck? How do I prevent myself from being the guy standing there alone with a drink in his hand?[/QUOTE]First off, I'd point you to the extensive single male advice columns on the forums of swinglifestyle dot com.
Secondly, understand that establishing a reputation comes foremost. A swingers reputation can be gleaned via membership on swingers sites / meet platforms such as swinglifestyle, passion, altplayground and sundry. As a single male one needs testimonials or certifications from other swinging couples who've played with you. Don't go overboard as having too many certifications is decidedly a negative, I've found.
Even more essential is meeting with a couple where the husband loves taking photos of you banging his wife and provides them to you for you to share on your private photo galleries on your swingers profiles on any or all of the swingers sites remarked upon just above.
I've been at this since '92. My profiles still state 35 yrs of age. You need some masculine quality that differentiates you from other single guys. Some guys are very handsome. I'm as ugly as fuck but workout like a banshee, which helps as no husband is jealous of a ButHisFace. Frankly, handsome guys tend to be gay which delights the husbands since 60% of husbands are hiding their homosexuality behind a wife and 2. 3 kids.
So you must become practiced in the art of avoiding being alone with the husband if invited to their home to fuck. It is best to stay in the club environs. However, even in a forum such as the open door or open walls at a Club Escape or TJ's be aware that when hubby says he'll eat his wife as you fuck her. Yeah, well. Anyhow the vast majority of wives know damned well that hubby is gay and she is the honeypot lure. Sadly the most attractive wives are the very ones who won't play in public and demand you come to their home.
Third, one ought establish communication via these swingers websites. If a swingclub is having an event they generally list the profiles of all responding attendees. If you look (click on) at the attendees profiles, they are instantly aware that you have. Therefore if interested, they in response can look at yours. Thus you as a single male should never contact anyone unsolicited. They can contact you! They will often either message you, open their private galleries with nudes or the wife in xxx action or hotlist, friend, send a kiss or ask you to open your private galleries. This saves you from ever walking into the club without prospects who've via these means declared their interest in advance.
Problem here is that the hubby who normally is the one active on the profile may be fine with you being butt-ugly but the wife on seeing you shouts "Fuck No!" so loudly that it reverberates off the clubhouse walls. Thus an emotionlessness on the part of us single males is advisable. Same goes when the wife turns out to have gained 200 lbs since the pics displayed on the couples profile.
Hope this helps!
Addendum: Just to re-emphasize, the thing about Club Escape is that I believe it to be employee owned. Such that if there is no action going on in the rooms, an employee will step up and enter the glory hole room and service the male clientele who have stuck it out with no playtime so that they don't leave unhappy and never return.
And another thing previously mentioned, many of these sugardaddy seekers are also advertising on passion.com which does charge for membership but I think far less than the other sugar daddy sites. Curious as to whether anyone on the sugardaddy sites has ever faced prostitution charges therefrom.
That is Shay. Protein lover
[QUOTE=SlickMutha;6800991]Sorry, here's the link.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/cleveland/female-escorts/caucasian_w/help-me-help-you-have-a-happy-/954396035031[/URL][/QUOTE]She often mentions protein in her add. Many reports, just search Shay.
My $0. 02 worth on this long discussion
[QUOTE=Pantagruel;6808421]First off, I'd point you to the extensive single male advice columns on the forums of swinglifestyle dot com.
Secondly, understand that establishing a reputation comes foremost. A swingers reputation can be gleaned via membership on swingers sites / meet platforms such as swinglifestyle, passion, altplayground and sundry. As a single male one needs testimonials or certifications from other swinging couples who've played with you. Don't go overboard as having too many certifications is decidedly a negative, I've found.
Even more essential is meeting with a couple where the husband loves taking photos of you banging his wife and provides them to you for you to share on your private photo galleries on your swingers profiles on any or all of the swingers sites remarked upon just above.
I've been at this since '92. My profiles still state 35 yrs of age. You need some masculine quality that differentiates you from other single guys. Some guys are very handsome. I'm as ugly as fuck but workout like a banshee, which helps as no husband is jealous of a ButHisFace. Frankly, handsome guys tend to be gay which delights the husbands since 60% of husbands are hiding their homosexuality behind a wife and 2. 3 kids.
So you must become practiced in the art of avoiding being alone with the husband if invited to their home to fuck. It is best to stay in the club environs. However, even in a forum such as the open door or open walls at a Club Escape or TJ's be aware that when hubby says he'll eat his wife as you fuck her. Yeah, well. Anyhow the vast majority of wives know damned well that hubby is gay and she is the honeypot lure. Sadly the most attractive wives are the very ones who won't play in public and demand you come to their home.
Third, one ought establish communication via these swingers websites. If a swingclub is having an event they generally list the profiles of all responding attendees. If you look (click on) at the attendees profiles, they are instantly aware that you have. Therefore if interested, they in response can look at yours. Thus you as a single male should never contact anyone unsolicited. They can contact you! They will often either message you, open their private galleries with nudes or the wife in xxx action or hotlist, friend, send a kiss or ask you to open your private galleries. This saves you from ever walking into the club without prospects who've via these means declared their interest in advance.
Problem here is that the hubby who normally is the one active on the profile may be fine with you being butt-ugly but the wife on seeing you shouts "Fuck No!" so loudly that it reverberates off the clubhouse walls. Thus an emotionlessness on the part of us single males is advisable. Same goes when the wife turns out to have gained 200 lbs since the pics displayed on the couples profile.
Hope this helps!
Addendum: Just to re-emphasize, the thing about Club Escape is that I believe it to be employee owned. Such that if there is no action going on in the rooms, an employee will step up and enter the glory hole room and service the male clientele who have stuck it out with no playtime so that they don't leave unhappy and never return.
And another thing previously mentioned, many of these sugardaddy seekers are also advertising on passion.com which does charge for membership but I think far less than the other sugar daddy sites. Curious as to whether anyone on the sugardaddy sites has ever faced prostitution charges therefrom.[/QUOTE]
As a long time attendee of both clubs, here is my $0.02 worth. The chances of being asked as a single male to join in are rare. Although I will say your chances are greater if you are black. I think I was asked to join only once in the year or so I was attending alone. I switched MO's and started looking for female partners. It's easier than you think. You just have to look in the right places. The chances of finding a swing partner at a singles bar slim and none and slim just left town. On the escort side look for providers that will entertain women or couples. They are almost always up for a swingers' club, some of whom have been before, and may be members. If they are members, you are there as their partner and it's a no-brainer. To make it work, you need to find someone you have chemistry with. Someone you want as longer term, so develop some rapport over several meetings. You have to like each other. You don't want to show up with a different partner each week. You need to know what each of you likes, and more importantly, what you don't like. You need to be a real couple or at least FWBs. If it's all just transactional, it doesn't work so swell. If you lie about it, it shows. You are going to be spending 3-4 hours with her, so you had better have a connection. On the sugar baby side it works the same way. You need to discuss it during the meet and greet. You need a partner that is at least a little forward. I say that because, and this is critical, IT'S THE WOMEN WHO MAKE THE CHOICES. I leaned that early on. The few times we guys made the choice didn't work any where near as well as when the women made the choice. I'm probably going to get into trouble over this because the clubs don't approve transactional relationships, but that's why you have to have enough rapport to be a real couple. Don't be fake about it, be real friends. Who cares how you met. I've had three of these relationships and each one lasted well over a year. One from the escort side, the other two from the sugar side. We have always presented ourselves honestly as FWB's. Many times we were unable to hook up with another couple, (it doesn't happen as often as you fantasize), but at least we were able to put on a show for everyone. So it's always a win-win.
Stay safe.
