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[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2579970]The ad posted at 12:02, my review did not go up until 14:27. See that's 4 hours and 25 minutes, besides I'm quick and easy. I never worry about tasting Ilapp because he has NO taste, ergo the types of women he visits. IG123 has no secret code for a redhead with freckles, he uses the well known terms of "WOW and OMG". BGU8 ME is very beneficial to providers because he always gets an hour appointment. He spends the first half hour stretching them out and the rest of the hour teaching them the art of tightening up their pelvic floor muscles. His knowledge in this area keeps all the providers he sees as tight as a virgin. I thank him for this monumental contribution to the hobby.

As far as your pics go: Pic 1 is just pissed because you didn't snowball with her. Pic 2 is the reason I don't fear the devil because I have no soul to steal.

FF.

P.S. Oh by the way EarlyCuyler, I just want to make it clear to you that I in NO way recommend that you see the mature and freckled Red.[/QUOTE]That's two hours and 25 minutes, old man. And the strippers in town probably LOVE your lack of math ability.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2580007]That's two hours and 25 minutes, old man. And the strippers in town probably LOVE your lack of math ability.[/QUOTE]I meant Greenwich mean time, or is that daylight savings or standard time? Fuck I screwed up!

FF.

P.S. I met a hot irish freckled redhead in Greenwich many years ago.

[QUOTE=LingusUs41;2579472]Do you see a provider and write a review hours before her ad has posted on BP? Is there secret bat signal you get when a new provider crosses the state line? I am sure Illap's review is not far behind and you 2 can laugh at whom tasted who? Then IG123 will log his rendezvous into his super secret code book. Then BGU8 ME stretches the poor girl out, and she will be wore out tired for the rest of us poor saps. Jealous, hell yes I am. Just once I'd like to get the new girl first and not smell Drakar on her thighs. Pic 1 is what I get after you guys have been there. Pic 2 is just FYI fuckers.[/QUOTE]Membership has its privileges. As for scents, I can think of a number of guys here who strike me as Drakar guys, but we are both getting up there in years, personally I am an Old Spice guy but he is younger and more of a Brut kind of fellow, though when he is trying to attract the young ones he breaks out the English Leather. Too bad though, strippers still love Aramis I hear.

[QUOTE=Mwdude;2580007]That's two hours and 25 minutes, old man. And the strippers in town probably LOVE your lack of math ability.[/QUOTE]The ad goes up at 12:02, 3 seconds later, the red freckle phone rings, alerting to 3 ad. At 12:27 he completes arrangements for a 13:00 appointment. At 14:00 he makes his way back to the car, drives home and spends 12 minutes writing the review.

Now that's efficiency.

I think I need to revert back to the old classics. The Gucci wastes too much hobby money.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2580029]Membership has its privileges. As for scents, I can think of a number of guys here who strike me as Drakar guys, but we are both getting up there in years, personally I am an Old Spice guy but he is younger and more of a Brut kind of fellow, though when he is trying to attract the young ones he breaks out the English Leather. Too bad though, strippers still love Aramis I hear.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Freckle Freak;2580116]
P.S. It's called freckle timing.[/QUOTE] Freckle time for me is slow. Too much time counting and playing connect the freckles.
Indy Guy CEO of IGI (Brut is appropriate. Rumor has it be likes to "splash it all over".)

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2580057]The ad goes up at 12:02, 3 seconds later, the red freckle phone rings, alerting to 3 ad. At 12:27 he completes arrangements for a 13:00 appointment. At 14:00 he makes his way back to the car, drives home and spends 12 minutes writing the review.

Now that's efficiency.[/QUOTE]I knew someone was following me!

FF.

P.S. It's called freckle timing.

Red was fun. No rush at all and a very fulfilling visit including all positions excluding the islands. Best part was she started with a nice enticing massage to set the mood. Now I can't claim to have provided 12 releases for her, but I will echo FF's note about her being VERY responsive. Enjoys it from behind I noticed. I was worried I may slip from the moisture we worked up until those red locks were offered as reins for me to keep on riding. She's an interesting lady and takes as much pleasure in the visit as she gives. Very refreshing. If your intent is wham bam thank you mam, I would pass on Red. If you are looking to take your time and explore her talents, and are okay with age and shape, I would give her a ring. Side note, hookup was very quick and professional via text. That was a pleasant surprise.

Mike.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2579108]Many of you have been complaining about the young inexperienced providers. Now you have a redhead, with freckles, who is mature and sensual. She is not some young petite spinner, she is a woman who loves pleasing a man and knows how to do it. Age in the below ad is about right maybe a little older, long (and I mean Long) red hair, bright red full Bush, very pretty face, breasts are 38 E or F and all natural. The body is that of a mature woman, thick, not BBW, with a belly that shows some baby damage. Rates are as stated. Very full GFE menu but no trips to the islands and she is very responsive. She is multiple orgasmic and I enjoyed providing her with all twelve of them. I very much enjoyed my time with her and it was probably the strongest "O" I have had from a BBBJTC in years. She is intelligent, fun and interesting. The kind of woman you could go out on the town with and have great conversations and go home to a sensual night of passion. Would I recommend to those who are not looking for the spinners, most definitely yes!

[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nothing-fake-all-real-and-the-hair-is-100-all-natural-so-call-me-red/12878259[/URL]

FF.

P.S. I had a difficult time seeing her freckles through her long red hair.[/QUOTE]

I saw Shay today for the first time. As others have said, the location is not the best but certainly not the worse. She didn't get my text when I arrived due to her ringer being off on her new phone. So, I had to wait around for about 10 minutes. The room smelled like cigarettes and there were butts seemingly everywhere. She apparently was in a some kind of fight recently and has some sore ribs as a result. I was only there for a BJ and she did deliver. Can't really complain based on the $. 80 price point. But, we really didn't click so I am not sure I will see here again. On the plus side, she does have pretty eyes.

[URL]http://indianapolis.nuvo.net/FemaleEscorts/highly-reviewed-sexy-kinky-addictive-red-head-ready-to-please-five-companionship/12687826[/URL]

Long time reader, first time poster. Went and saw Charli yesterday after recent positive reviews. Wanted to see her earlier this year but stayed away after some negative things I read on here. Paid the hourly rate for one of the most akward experiences I can remember. Massage started off good, nice personality, great body. Won't go into too much detail but she could not stay awake. After the second time her head ended up between my cheeks I asked if she was tired, told me she had a headache. Should have left sooner but wanted to see what the ending brought (incomplete HJ). Phone rang, she sprang up and answered, by the tone I sensed I should leave with a quickness. Left covered in oil, muscles still tense, and unhappy.

Would've liked to see her on one of her better days, but will not repeat. Definately watch for the long black hairs, LOL.

All you guys are too funny, It makes my day to see some of the funny shit you write, there so many quick witted men among the guys on this forum.

Thank you for your wisdom, wit, caring, and contributions to this hobby, by the way FF, if I was hung the girls would be calling me, instead of you and Ilapp.

BG.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2579970]The ad posted at 12:02, my review did not go up until 14:27. See that's 4 hours and 25 minutes, besides I'm quick and easy. I never worry about tasting Ilapp because he has NO taste, ergo the types of women he visits. IG123 has no secret code for a redhead with freckles, he uses the well known terms of "WOW and OMG". BGU8 ME is very beneficial to providers because he always gets an hour appointment. He spends the first half hour stretching them out and the rest of the hour teaching them the art of tightening up their pelvic floor muscles. His knowledge in this area keeps all the providers he sees as tight as a virgin. I thank him for this monumental contribution to the hobby.

As far as your pics go: Pic 1 is just pissed because you didn't snowball with her. Pic 2 is the reason I don't fear the devil because I have no soul to steal.

FF.

P.S. Oh by the way EarlyCuyler, I just want to make it clear to you that I in NO way recommend that you see the mature and freckled Red.[/QUOTE]

I'm also up there in my years, but I use neither drakar, brut, or old spice.

I have to rub myself with money to get any women to have anything to do with me.

BG.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2580029]Membership has its privileges. As for scents, I can think of a number of guys here who strike me as Drakar guys, but we are both getting up there in years, personally I am an Old Spice guy but he is younger and more of a Brut kind of fellow, though when he is trying to attract the young ones he breaks out the English Leather. Too bad though, strippers still love Aramis I hear.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LingusUs41;2579891]I think he is referring to this one. [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lowest-rates-around-call-now/12775545[/URL]. Any details on how she operates would be helpful.[/QUOTE]More details-.

Roommate answered door. She had me lay down and put my clothes out of sight and Sky started giving me a rubdown. Apparently, in the few minutes that I had my face down, roomie went into my clothes and got my carkeys, went to my vehicle and went through it. Took cash from wallet (no cards, I checked), phone, and a few other random items. A guy burst in and they had a little play acting where he was surprised blah blah blah. I got my clothes and immediately noticed that something was off. Got in my vehicle and Bluetooth didn't pair with phone. Went back and was able to get my phone and some of the items that were taken, but they were gone with the cash and cds by the time I came back. Super fucked up. There were multiple red flags that I chose to ignore due to little head beating big head. Godddamn it. Feel like I got raped.

Thank you brother for looking out for all of us, this is what it's all about.

Play safe, have fun, do your research, give and get respect, get some crazy good, and TPHFB.

BG.

[QUOTE=LingusUs41;2579891]I think he is referring to this one. [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lowest-rates-around-call-now/12775545[/URL]. Any details on how she operates would be helpful.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2580447]I'm also up there in my years, but I use neither drakar, brut, or old spice.

I have to rub myself with money to get any women to have anything to do with me.

BG.[/QUOTE]At least you just have to rub yourself with money. I have to staple a Benjamin everywhere I want touched.

Hi guys, I'm new here. I have RTFF and TOFTT, actually took a few LOL but who's counting?

Here's my list and reviews. If you have good ones please share via PM and I'll update when I have more. Thanks!

BTW, if you are new don't just ask for shit, contribute and read, read, read before you ask a bunch of questions that have already been answered.

Shay:[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-get-what-you-been-missing-super-sexy-shay/12766854[/URL].

Used to be good, turned flaky recently. 140/175.

No tits at all, claims she's lost weight. I wouldn't touch unless you're really desperate, pretty sure she's a smoker. BBBJ isn't bad, the rest, is so so and covered but, good news. She'll do about anything. I do mean anything.

Makayla: [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-picscome-have-some-fun-with-indys-1provideroffering-specials/11416096[/URL].

In one word: awesome. She's probably been the coolest girl I've seen in awhile. Long legs, a mouth like a Hoover. BBBJ, covered for the other but YMMV, mine sure did seen her like 4 times. If you get her to wear the masks and play some 50 shades, well you owe me one cause I bought all that shit. LOL you're sloppy seconds but still should be fun. Pretty sure she has a watcher but never had an issue with him. She's so easy going, wish more could be like her. 80/160.

Rachel: [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/leaving-soon-80-special-today-only-new-pics/11954754[/URL].

Meh, not bad. Better when she was doing duo's with London, best case of jungle fever I ever had.

Her BBBJ is outstanding, she really gets into it other stuff is covered. 75/140 I think. She fun to talk to and a really nice gal.

Kami: [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/yes-its-really-me/10975763[/URL].

As sweet as she can be. Really fun to talk to but kinda ditsy. No tits, great ass, wonderful and superb BBBJ, IF she thinks you're hot. She's very picky here. Hygiene is hit or miss, non hooked on drugs but could hit the gym. I have seen her about 3 times but don't call unless I'm desperately seeking some good BBBJ. YMMV here but she's a reliable provider. 100/140 idk.

Delilah:[URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/delilah-jasmine-highly-reviewed-and-available-for-your-pleasure/12665173[/URL].

Young, great tits, smooth skin. VERY inexperienced and needs coaching badly. She's shy but very sweet. I think she's bipolar soooo be careful here. Worst BBBJ I've had, reminded me of a high school girls first time, I think she has a gag reflex. I might try again if someone else reports she's getting better. Not much to look at in the face but Holy shit fella it's really tight down there and worth the try. 100/180.

The Infamous Miss Kayla: sorry no link.

OMG she's hot, and knows what she's doing. YMMV, small tits a perfect ass. I miss her, A LOT. Worth a try if you can get her. 160 I think.

Well that's all I got for now. Happy times fellas. If you can please PM me some good ones I'm getting bored and tired of TOFTT. None of these girls are LE and you should be safe, but be smart. Thanks for the help!