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[QUOTE=Driver2040;2701874]After seeing reviews for Chelsi I decided to stop and see for myself. Yes she has a few extra pounds but would in no way consider her a BBW. I opted for hh and glad I did. I have never been a fan of CBJ but DAM is she good. Most definitely will repeat when I am back in the area.

[URL]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chelsiavailable-now-incalloutcallnew-pixlets-play/9082283[/URL][/QUOTE]I guess the term BBW is open to opinion but Chelsi has to weigh in at 200 lbs- unless she lost weight in the last month. To me (and I realize it's my opinion) "a few extra pounds" on a 5'8" woman would be one that weighs 140-155 lbs. I also know it's how it's distributed- Chelsi has a good size gut on her, I'm not trying to be harsh or mean but a dude shouldn't goto a room expecting a slightly large young lady and find a real plumper. The girls on BP often are 20-25% older than they state and weigh sometimes 30-40% more than they say. Of course, there are exceptions but as a general rule I think I'm on point.

Had a dream of Kylee this week: [URL]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-and-have-the-time-of-your-life-a-moment-you-wont-forget/9475463[/URL].

Kylee is a blonde, about 5'6" with some baby damage. Tits were decent (sea cup, but saggy) with an okay ass-just not much there. She got comfortable and wanted me to lay on the mattress for the BBBJ. I said no, and basically stood there while she got started. It was not very good, a little too toothy. Then I put my cover on and started mish. Recent reviews were spot on because she definitely just watched me go in and out. It was kind of like the dead fish deal for me, made it awkward. I told her to switch it up to doggy and then she complained about a back issue. At that point I just pounded it out quickly and got dressed. One of those where I probably should have walked away. Seems like a nice younger girl but didn't get into it at all and that just won't cut it in this game.

More bad dream info: Dream was in the upstairs room of a house on a sketchy street. Room itself was pretty shitty. There was a mattress on the floor, the windows were open view to the outside, and there were clothes piled off to the side. There were even bugs (roaches) climbing up the wall next to the mattress. The crappy room and lackluster performance mean no repeat.

There is a new "Marilyn" advertising in the London / Corbin area recently, and I had the pleasure of hooking up with her recently. She looks exactly like her picture, and I really enjoyed her company. She came to where I was staying and spent over an hour with me. I was not rushed in the least, and she was very intent on making sure I was pleased. She has amazingly large natural breasts which were a lot of fun to play with, she enjoyed DATY and was very fresh and clean, has a nicely shaved kitty, and has very good oral skills. I recommend her and will definitely see her again soon.

[QUOTE=Lexiboy;2703132]I guess the term BBW is open to opinion but Chelsi has to weigh in at 200 lbs- unless she lost weight in the last month. To me (and I realize it's my opinion) "a few extra pounds" on a 5'8" woman would be one that weighs 140-155 lbs. I also know it's how it's distributed- Chelsi has a good size gut on her, I'm not trying to be harsh or mean but a dude shouldn't goto a room expecting a slightly large young lady and find a real plumper. The girls on BP often are 20-25% older than they state and weigh sometimes 30-40% more than they say. Of course, there are exceptions but as a general rule I think I'm on point.[/QUOTE]I have not been with Chelsi, but I certainly appreciate your honesty. I prefer spinner types myself, so girls that weigh considerably more than they claim are a big letdown for me. You are exactly right that the girls on BP are almost always older and heavier than their pictures indicate (if the pictures are even of them in the first place). I often wonder if they thought to save pictures of themselves when they were much younger & lighter just in case they delved into the world's oldest profession later in life! On a similar note, I understand that many reviewers gloss over the details in case the lady actually reads their review. Most of us certainly don't want to hurt a lady's feelings, especially if she has given a decent effort in trying to please us. However, glossing over the nitty gritty details can be a disservice to those of us reading the reviews and trying to decide whether to pull the trigger with a particular lady. After all, isn't that why we come to this board?

[QUOTE=CardFan69;2702244]Pics are from Victoria Secret ad.

[URL]http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town/9473984[/URL][/QUOTE]That's rich. Her ad mentions "secrets" a couple of times. I'd be tempted to meet her just because of her ingenuity! I'll wait for a review from someone else though. In my opinion, this has "bait and switch" all over it!

[QUOTE=PipeLayer;2703411]I'm not sure where to post this but did anyone else get this PM about a new monger site?[/QUOTE]I joined a few months back and made a few posts but due to the lack of other Lexington mongers I let my membership lapse, if you don't contribute every so many days / weeks / months (not sure) you lose access to the private stuff so your access lapses. With the site being so watchful on your activity and rush to block access once you hit the time frame I lost interest. I posted a review there that I had posted here and the site admin lightly scolded me for posting at both sites and his reasoning was he wants unique content to make money off of.

My opinion is that this site is better and less heavy handed. The last time the login access lapsed I said screw it if a site is that micro managed I have no need for it.

As to not hurt feelings this safe place is from my personal opinion only this is not a micro-aggression so please do not protest me on some college campus. :-0

Went to see Lacy after extended texting (really extended- I nearly gave up). She met me at the door of a decent hotel (she had to let me in). On the way up I was informed her roommate was there but that she'd be quiet. We get to the room- a little smokey but not cigarette or 420 smokey it seemed- and there's the water buffalo. I mean London (Ya know, the one who gots the superhead! LOL) is sitting in the room eating. Lacy starts to lay down the rules and it becomes obvious London is going nowhere. Like has been said many times before, everyone has there own tastes and desires but I really didn't want my visit to become a spectator sport. I informed Lacy I needed to go to the car to get my wallet- she had to get her shoes and pants back on to follow me down (so she could let me back in). Luckily I got in the elevator and got the door closed before she caught up to me- I got to my car and got the hell out of there. Here's their recently posted pic- the one on the left with her gut sagging to the sheets is London.

Forgot the photo- the heffer on the left is London.

[QUOTE=Califa1;2702923]Does anybody know of any good black providers?[/QUOTE]Nikki, whose ads you can find on BP if you do a search. Very tall, so if you're intimidated by height be forewarned. Friendly as can be though.

[QUOTE=Lexiboy;2703132]I guess the term BBW is open to opinion but Chelsi has to weigh in at 200 lbs- unless she lost weight in the last month. To me (and I realize it's my opinion) "a few extra pounds" on a 5'8" woman would be one that weighs 140-155 lbs. I also know it's how it's distributed- Chelsi has a good size gut on her, I'm not trying to be harsh or mean but a dude shouldn't goto a room expecting a slightly large young lady and find a real plumper. The girls on BP often are 20-25% older than they state and weigh sometimes 30-40% more than they say. Of course, there are exceptions but as a general rule I think I'm on point.[/QUOTE]True. Usually when a provider only post close ups of their face and / or large tits, it's a sign they aren't a spinner. Nothing wrong with not being a spinner, that's just my experience when I've gone to meet someone who posts that way. I've politely declined to see someone bc of it more than once, and explained why to them each time.

[QUOTE=Califa1;2702923]Does anybody know of any good black providers?[/QUOTE]Sorry about the last post. Took a look on BP myself and she has taken all her ads down. Not sure what happened, but I guess anybody in this hobby deserves the right to turn invisible when they choose. Sorry for leading you on a wild goose chase though.

I don't normally post on here but I tried dreaming of Jasmine and thought I should share. It was not a good experience so I left before anything happened. Two other women were in the room (and a dog) and they stepped out. Literally they stepped outside the door and hung out. One of them actually seemed pretty nice and I was hoping she was Jasmine but she wasn't. I'm not sure if Jasmine was stoned, drunk, both or whatever but she definitely didn't seem like she was all there. She disappeared into the bathroom and I kept hearing clicking sounds. I eventually took a look in there when she came out and saw a spoon on the floor. I can only assume what it was for. It was at that time that I decided to leave. She started to cry a little and said she was just really having a hard time. I felt bad for her but couldn't stay just because of that. I told the women outside that they should go check on here because she needs some help. It might have just been a bad night for her but I will not repeat.

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[QUOTE=Lexiboy;2704003]Forgot the photo- the heffer on the left is London.[/QUOTE]That is one massive London Broil there Lexiboy. I know that all you had to do to get away was do the old timers Mall Walk Speed not run from that. You were probably in your car by the time she made it to the elevator. :-)