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[QUOTE=CosmicKid;3729713]My reason is this: The internet to me is a dangerous jungle, and my comprehension of computers and that cyber-universe has always remained at a very retarded elementary level unfortunately. It's my belief that as long as I'm sticking to doing research on legit websites, which is what I mostly do online, I'm safe. But soon as I try to dip my dick into the online porn areas, it's my estimation I'm out of my depth, going to get cornered, carjacked, attacked by whatever; malware, computer viruses, unwanted embarrassing invisible cookies, whatever the fuck is sneaking around in that lawless environment just waiting for an ignorant fool like me to happen by. I feel a hell of a lot safer swimming out in the ocean even though I know there are sharks out there because at least in the ocean I know what I'm dealing with. Thus my reverting back to the caveman mode of porn mags.[/QUOTE]I too am a caveman with limited tech intelligence. How do you feel about an inexpensive pay as you go smart phone, and you turn off GPS and Location Services? I haven't had any problems so far.

You wouldn't have the large magazine pics, but you would get to see infinitely many videos.

[QUOTE=FirstTry;3729774][URL]http://www.staradvertiser.com/2018/01/25/breaking-news/strip-of-businesses-on-kuhio-ave-told-times-up/[/URL][/QUOTE]Shucks.

Anyone got the moxie to check on them?

[URL]http://www.waikikigetdown.com/d/d/king-video-waikiki.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=HMobius;3729985]Shucks.

Anyone got the moxie to check on them?

[URL]http://www.waikikigetdown.com/d/d/king-video-waikiki.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Only tsunami still in business.

[QUOTE=HMobius;3729584]There's an adult store in Waikiki on Kuhio Avenue, right next to the stairs that go up to Hawaii By Night. If you're lucky you might even see a practically naked stripper shopping in there.

Sorry, I don't remember the store's name. I was locked-in on the stripper, whose large assets were clearly displayed.[/QUOTE]Although the Kuhio store closed, there's a small one in alley next to Prada in Kalakaua.

[QUOTE=CosmicKid;3729713]My reason is this: The internet to me is a dangerous jungle, and my comprehension of computers and that cyber-universe has always remained at a very retarded elementary level unfortunately. It's my belief that as long as I'm sticking to doing research on legit websites, which is what I mostly do online, I'm safe. But soon as I try to dip my dick into the online porn areas, it's my estimation I'm out of my depth, going to get cornered, carjacked, attacked by whatever; malware, computer viruses, unwanted embarrassing invisible cookies, whatever the fuck is sneaking around in that lawless environment just waiting for an ignorant fool like me to happen by. I feel a hell of a lot safer swimming out in the ocean even though I know there are sharks out there because at least in the ocean I know what I'm dealing with. Thus my reverting back to the caveman mode of porn mags.[/QUOTE]Dear MrCK: I prefer magazines, too. "Hustler, "Buttman", and "Private" magazines. They may still have some back issues, if they are still in business. Also, some women's body building magazines, if you are into them as much as I am. Check their websites. I prefer the caveman mode of porn to beat off with magazines. What a thrill it is for me. I enjoy shaking hand with the unemployed.

[QUOTE=CosmicKid;3727262]Any place in town where a guy can buy these? Suzy's closed down and had a reasonably good diverse selection there. I really don't trust ordering this stuff online and / or through the mail. If you can't fuck you got to jerk off, bottom line.[/QUOTE]A long time ago that adult place in Aiea across from Cutter Ford had magazines. I bought a bunch back then for a buddy that was in a mainland federal penitentiary who asked me to send porno mags to him. I was surprised that stuff was allowed in prison.

[QUOTE=Idusixtyning;3730975]A long time ago that adult place in Aiea across from Cutter Ford had magazines. I bought a bunch back then for a buddy that was in a mainland federal penitentiary who asked me to send porno mags to him. I was surprised that stuff was allowed in prison.[/QUOTE]That place has closed recently as well.

Melts my heart. Well swoles my dick.

Always happens when I see this one around.

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What in the fuck are you talking about? Because it says http and not https doesn't mean we aren't "secure"
it means we don't encrypt the data between you and our server. Why the fuck would we? It's an anonymous site, everything you post is already public. I'm betting you don't know that when you are on a site with an SSL cert that your host name is not part of the encrypted package at handshake.

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I heard that on Saturday 2/24/2018 there is a special function going on where someone has been going to everyplace to scooping up the best talent to put on a show? Any word?

[QUOTE=Hard808;3735034]Melts my heart. Well swoles my dick.

Always happens when I see this one around.[/QUOTE]Who is that?

[QUOTE=Memahu;3743260]Oh no, bad news for me as I fall in the timeline of seeing her 4 years ago at Ichiban. Damn you Kelly, I guess being good wooking isn't good enough for ya![/QUOTE]Kelly could be the Jon Gruden of providers by coming back into the game after a long hiatus. She might even become Dick Vermeil and become a champion with the Greatest Show on Turf. But, the game has changed with hotter, younger, more skillful, and with greater upside of providers. Rejuve and Happiness are the two Superbowl contenders because they have a deeper talent of providers. Tokyo Spa, Vanilla, Nirvana, Pine Tree, and Top Spa have their franchise quarterback on their team. You probably can figure out who those are. Paula is Tom Brady because at that age and they are still getting it done.

[QUOTE=Memahu;3744498]Kelly could be the Jon Gruden of providers by coming back into the game after a long hiatus. She might even become Dick Vermeil and become a champion with the Greatest Show on Turf. But, the game has changed with hotter, younger, more skillful, and with greater upside of providers. Rejuve and Happiness are the two Superbowl contenders because they have a deeper talent of providers. [/QUOTE]Not to mention the availability of BBBJ or BBFS at Happiness.

Back in caveman days, old-school, before the internet, I used to own a stack of jack-off porn magazines. But I hadn't looked at or owned any of those type mags in many a year. Well, a few weeks ago I happened across a bunch of old Penthouse magazines being sold on eBay, and on a whim I bought the lot. These magazines didn't cover every single year, but were scattered between 1980 and 2004. I found this very educational in that I got a chance to see how mainstream porn evolved over that quarter century time period. I was familiar with the soft focus nudes of the early 80's, Penthouse style. But what was a surprise to me was discovering that by the early 2000's we now had clear in-focus explicit photos of men and women fucking, with close-ups of penis in vagina. Believe it or not, this was news to me! And what also interested me was observing my own reaction to these explicit photos. I found I was completely uninterested and bored with them! I realized what I need, in order to be able to generate a raunchy masturbation fantasy capable of getting dick hardness in gear, is to look at photos of a woman's naked body, and imagine it is me myself having sex with her, not some young paid jock model with a huge dick. To a lesser degree, what also irritated me about the Penthouse photos is the tendency of the photographers to encourage their female models to have what appear to me as fake orgasm expressions on their faces, gaping open mouths, etc,. Those expressions struck me as being so staged, ridiculous, phony, that instead of feeling lust all I felt was conned. Anyway, I did manage to locate some useful jerk-off shots in the mix, and cut them out of the mags. That Penthouse magazine pile was almost a foot and a half tall, and I ended up with a 1" thick stack of magazine photos.

It's been super weak lately. Looking for the right kind of action. Only getting turn offs. First, time in my life some many girls just make a dick go limp. Sara where are you come back. Lexi why aren't you hear already. I tried to go other places but those 2 have ruined me. Ruined.