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Good post. I never though of comparing our friends to McDonalds, but it holds up very well. However, now I likely will not be able to look at a nice set of breasts without thinking of two Big Macs! But you are right on. To carry your analogy a bit further and and demonstrate how true it is-Find a McDonalds and on the next corner is a Burger King, a Wendy's, KFC, etc. Location, Location, Location. Perhaps we should set up a marketing company for our friends-Oh, that's already been done. Pimps. Damn.

[QUOTE=ClitSpanker;1446681]I've also seen her a few times and always found her to be a fun time. Hope nothings really wrong with her real job. But if so, she's got to do a bit better job at being available; more hours, easier contact, really better specials and not try to squeeze more money out for the long term loyalists. In other words, ther's a limit to how much McDonalds can charge for a hamburger before the competition becomes more attractive. She needs to be a bit more open with hours and so on, unlike so many other providers who work only late nights or only weekends. McDonalds is successful because the customers know what's available, where, what time and at what cost. There are endless posts in this forum decrying the mystery of "does this broad look like her pictures or not","does she provide a GFE or is she cursed with GPS" and so on. Of course that's all hard to do in the quasi legal nether world we inhabit, but given the present stsate of the economy, getting more blood out of the same stones doesn't seem a successful strategy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HDrider; 1443314]Can anyone vouch for this person?

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/up-all-nite-100-in-call-specials-hot-and-sexy-louisville-24/3846128[/url][/QUOTE][QUOTE=HDrider;1446876]I guess a little time after finding a post that is thought too good to be true can be verified as such after coming back to the post several days later to find it either gone or linked to other random posts. New user still looking for a great regular.[/QUOTE]I suggest, when you request intell' or give reviews, you give the working"name"_&_age + the contact-info from the ad (& better still: also copy_&_paste the ad-text onto your post) so everyone can know who you're refering to in your request or review; makes it more likely for you to possibly get answers about providers whose ads have been deleted or drasticaly edited.

Hope this helps; sincerely: A K

[QUOTE=TheNatural;1446884]I saw Kelli again recently. She is by far my ATF. No drug problems. A very sweet, talkative and accommodating. And, she has a killer body. She is only seeing previous clients. From what I have heard, there is no way to see her unless you are an established client.[/QUOTE]Posting an ad on backpage, and then only responding to established clients doesn't sound to me like a reasonable thing to do. Not saying it's not the way it is, just not something I'd consider reasonable.

[QUOTE=Zomby;1447140]Posting an ad on backpage, and then only responding to established clients doesn't sound to me like a reasonable thing to do.[/QUOTE]Why not?

She has a loyal following of regulars, many of which are on this board. Sending out quick post that she is back in town and taking appointments probably filled her schedule with clients she feels safe with for the next few days. Seems pretty smart to me.

[QUOTE=Joelouky; 1447172]Why not?

She has a loyal following of regulars, many of which are on this board. Sending out quick post that she is back in town and taking appointments probably filled her schedule with clients she feels safe with for the next few days. Seems pretty smart to me.[/QUOTE]It's as if she put her beehive out for all to see, but we hungry bears cannot climb far enough to taste that honey. You regulars, if the reviews are true. Then we, the uninitiated implore you to put in a good word. I'm with Joe in seeing that it's smart but my little blue buddies don't quite see it that way. I wonder if there is any verification she will take to show some kind of established standing.

[QUOTE=nightscool; 1446320]A quick review on Italiana, Pros; all the good things you've read on here are true. She is a real GFE who gives a awesome time. Cons; heavier than pics, not fat just thick and soft, zaftig is a word that comes to mind. Of course that gives a nice full ass and an awesome set of boobies to play with. I suspect slight weed and pill use, maybe more but I"m not sure. Can be a little hectic in setting and at start but once she begins you are her sole focus.

Now for the heads up she called (which is odd cause she perfers txt) looking for work, claims to have bills at the breaking point. Yes I will see her cause she has awesome oral skill (heard the one about a pool ball and a garden hose?) and I'm sucker for a sob story but I ain't stupid so I'll tip a little more and post this. And encourage return clients to see her again and tell 1st timers get off your ass and get a piece of hers. If you want a GFE with a early 20's MILF she is the one.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/5-star-reviews-hour-glass-body-long-beautiful-hair-25/3768622[/url][/QUOTE]I do not know the word zaftig. Did you mean to say saftig, juicy? I too have seen her and as far as personality and performance go she is tops but I think you are being kind about her size.

Zaftig is a german word that is generally interpreted as a kindness for pleasingly plump. Remember there was a time in Europe, and here too for that matter, that plump, Reubenesque women were celebrated as quite desirable. We live in the 21st century. Think it through, Stana Katic or Roseanne Barr?

Has anybody seen Anna from the old Clarksville location? The one now off Preston. I'm interested but wanted to see what she was like if anybody has seen her.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/start-monday-off-right-28/2855322[/url]

I can swap some info on other providers in return.

[QUOTE=ClitSpanker;1447530]Zaftig is a german word that is generally interpreted as a kindness for pleasingly plump. Remember there was a time in Europe, and here too for that matter, that plump, Reubenesque women were celebrated as quite desirable. We live in the 21st century. Think it through, Stana Katic or Roseanne Barr?[/QUOTE]Thanks, I could not find the word in my German dictionary therefore my prior confusion. I guess it could be slang also. Again thank you for enlarging my German vocabulary.

[QUOTE=OneSwiss;1447641]Thanks, I could not find the word in my German dictionary therefore my prior confusion. I guess it could be slang also. Again thank you for enlarging my German vocabulary.[/QUOTE]The word is also in the English Dictionary. Here is the link to its definition in the Webster. I've heard the word used before. Here is the link for you.

[url]http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/zaftig[/url]

[QUOTE=LikeMike1963; 1444678]Would appreciate knowing what is on the menu with this cutie. Please pm with any details.

Thank you in advance![/QUOTE]BBBJTCWS or if you prefer BBBJCIMWS she stays busy all day so you have to call a few days early. Man she loves dick spit. 8-10 loads a day 7 days a week she is going to get fat. Be sure to get her phone number while you are there because she gives FS outcall service. You need to bring your own raincoat she doesn't want to be caught carrying them.

[QUOTE=Ss2000; 1447578]Has anybody seen Anna from the old Clarksville location? The one now off Preston. I'm interested but wanted to see what she was like if anybody has seen her.

[url]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/start-monday-off-right-28/2855322[/url]

I can swap some info on other providers in return.[/QUOTE]Just today I learned from the instructor you mention that "He who seeks happiness will find that he must do so solely through his own efforts." I have concluded that I will not seek further instruction from her.

[QUOTE=OneSwiss;1447641]Thanks, I could not find the word in my German dictionary therefore my prior confusion. I guess it could be slang also. Again thank you for enlarging my German vocabulary.[/QUOTE]There's a second somewhat obscure definition found in plattdeutsch (low German). Basically it refers to a woman so endearingly plump that even when unconscious, you can slap her once, stick it in and the fat will undulate long enough to get you satisfied. A rare phenomenon indeed, but well documented in German literature.

[QUOTE=EightInDrill;1447753]Just today I learned from the instructor you mention that "He who seeks happiness will find that he must do so solely through his own efforts." I have concluded that I will not seek further instruction from her.[/QUOTE]Nice! Thanks for the intel.

[QUOTE=EightInDrill;1447753]Just today I learned from the instructor you mention that "He who seeks happiness will find that he must do so solely through his own efforts." I have concluded that I will not seek further instruction from her.[/QUOTE]Because I needed happiness but I am very lazy.