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Had a dream yesterday about her. If you like a little junk in the trunk you'll love this one. She's not quite a BBW, but she is plump in the right ways. Easy to get a hold of, covered everything, and was available with on 30 min notice. I think she said she was only in town through Monday. I don't know if she was really into it, but she does make sexy noises during and if nothing else they don't sound fake so it's good enough for me. I may take another dip before she goes.
[QUOTE=Morgan6016;2573404]Long time listener, 4th time caller. I have been trolling for a looong time on here and have made some smart decisions based on what I read. Recently put some info about a dream I had a while back that was disappointing. Its been a while since I dreamed that, so the other night I had another dream, only this time she was very Classy. I am older and enjoy the Most Mature massage I can search for (sorry if this is long). I dreamed I was prepared to drive out of town but to my surprise this Classy lady was right in my own town, not where she reported to be. It was easy to find, very nice place. I was a bit nervous seeing as this might be TGTBT. I kept my intentions low, not giving too much away. After getting to know each other for a few mintes, I dreamed she went to change and came out with a body that looked 20 years younger than her age. She talked a lot but I didn't hear a word she said as the view was large and gorgeous. The massage was ok, a lot, a lot of talking for 20 minutes or so until I turned over. She enjoyed using other body parts to massage and ended up with some fine foreplay from both sides and total exhaustion. She is new and I had searched and searched the forums but could not find any info on her so I decided to TOFTT and I am glad I did. If you dream of Jetting out for a relaxing experience, I would highly recommend. Her schedule is difficult to get around, but worth the wait.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Here's a few tips to improve the next one.
Include a link to the BP ad, or at least some way to identify the provider. For anyone interested, this gives a quick reference point.
Long reviews are fine. Sometimes it's hard to cover everything with just a few sentences.
Lose the whole "dream" thing. It's probably the single most annoying thing I've seen on here, and there are several people who use it.
Happy mongering.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2574059]Lose the whole "dream" thing. It's probably the single most annoying thing I've seen on here, and there are several people who use it.[/QUOTE]I agree. Never quite got that. When I am spending time with a lovely lady, I am WIDE awake.
Indy Guy CEO of IGI (The search for gems can't work if your eyes are closed dreaming).
Just my 2 cents, the people that use the " I had a dream" is to indicate it was a dream and nothing illegal took place. If your stating that this was a real life adventure, then you just confessed to a crime!
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2574077]I agree. Never quite got that. When I am spending time with a lovely lady, I am WIDE awake.
Indy Guy CEO of IGI (The search for gems can't work if your eyes are closed dreaming).[/QUOTE]Play safe, have fun, give and get respect, do your research, find some crazy good, and TPHFB.
BG.
Hope they find a crazy good Lady to jack me off so they can close the lid and yes if it's not too much trouble a freckled one.
[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2574197]Just my 2 cents, the people that use the " I had a dream" is to indicate it was a dream and nothing illegal took place. If your stating that this was a real life adventure, then you just confessed to a crime!
Play safe, have fun, give and get respect, do your research, find some crazy good, and TPHFB.
BG.
Hope they find a crazy good Lady to jack me off so they can close the lid and yes if it's not too much trouble a freckled one.[/QUOTE]Actually, you didn't just confess to a crime. Confessing to a crime, in the legal sense, is a very specific thing, with necessary prerequisites. While a bit of discretion is a good idea, the dream dodge is useless, because nothing you write here is usable. Now, if you're caught in the act, your review might be used to corroborate the existing evidence, but that's a big stretch.
I suppose it's possible some agency might spend some time reading the forum and collecting enough information to figure out how to catch one of us in the act, but to what end? They still have to catch you in the act to prove anything. The ones they are after, when and if they read this, are the providers. If someone links an ad and then gives specific info on the location, it's easy pickings.
But to use a reasonably vague review, by a person using a nickname only, to try to get a misdemeanor conviction, well even IMPD isn't that dumb.
Patronizing a prostitute is a misdemeanor. You cannot be arrested without being witnessed while committing a misdemeanor. In other words, stop by and chat up any uncle you see at the donut shop and tell him / her that you've lost count of how many times you've paid for pussy, though it is approaching infinity. Nothing he can do, other than offer you up the numbers he has hidden in his cell phone for UTRs that you were unaware of. A wise man who was educated in the ways of jurisprudence shared this with me, prior to his untimely demise.
[QUOTE=Jjbee62;2574216]Actually, you didn't just confess to a crime. Confessing to a crime, in the legal sense, is a very specific thing, with necessary prerequisites. While a bit of discretion is a good idea, the dream dodge is useless, because nothing you write here is usable. Now, if you're caught in the act, your review might be used to corroborate the existing evidence, but that's a big stretch.
I suppose it's possible some agency might spend some time reading the forum and collecting enough information to figure out how to catch one of us in the act, but to what end? They still have to catch you in the act to prove anything. The ones they are after, when and if they read this, are the providers. If someone links an ad and then gives specific info on the location, it's easy pickings.
But to use a reasonably vague review, by a person using a nickname only, to try to get a misdemeanor conviction, well even IMPD isn't that dumb.[/QUOTE]
The last two reports are right on point to my understanding and feeling. Hey I have banged every Playboy model for the last five years. I paid every one of them. Now how many charges am I going to get for all that freek nasty fun? Or maybe I am making all this up along with every one of my previous reviews.
Indy Guy CEO of IGI (One thing not in question is the CEO desire to RTFFR).
Not sure where to post this. But.
So now that NR has a new name, it looks like they changed things up a bit. You know have to pay for a membership in order to get contact info? It looks like most of those who I've seen from NR have jumped ship. The new place for ads that used to be on this board doesn't seem to be getting much use. Backpage seems to be getting worse and worse as far as selection. Where is everyone going these days?
On the plus side, the lack of quality ladies is saving me a ton of money ... Lol.
[QUOTE=Tony317;2574304]Not sure where to post this. But.
So now that NR has a new name, it looks like they changed things up a bit. You know have to pay for a membership in order to get contact info? It looks like most of those who I've seen from NR have jumped ship. The new place for ads that used to be on this board doesn't seem to be getting much use. Backpage seems to be getting worse and worse as far as selection. Where is everyone going these days?
On the plus side, the lack of quality ladies is saving me a ton of money ... Lol.[/QUOTE]Go get you a P411 account. It is a paid site but if there is 2 ladies on their that will verify you, the membership is free for 6 months. No CC needed for the account.
We as mongers just need to promote the ad site here. I got 1 lady on here and another that says she is coming over as she hates Tempted.
Indy Guy CEO of IGI (Beer one from corporate funds for any monger that gets a redhead onto the site. 2 if they got freckles).
Looking for a legit ts anyone have any suggestion pm me please.
[QUOTE=IndyGuy123;2574329]Go get you a P411 account. It is a paid site but if there is 2 ladies on their that will verify you, the membership is free for 6 months. No CC needed for the account.
We as mongers just need to promote the ad site here. I got 1 lady on here and another that says she is coming over as she hates Tempted.
Indy Guy CEO of IGI (Beer one from corporate funds for any monger that gets a redhead onto the site. 2 if they got freckles).[/QUOTE]I agree. P411. [URL]USAadultclassifieds.info[/URL]. That's all you'll need. Rate and review here.
Wanted to jump on the legality thing since I know a lot about it.
Technically anything you say can be used against you because all of that circumstantial and indirect evidence can add up. Now I will say though that it is 100% law that you cannot be convicted of a crime if all the prosecutor has against you is your own admission. But if they have an admission, phone records, and other stuff that may be enough to at least charge you with a crime and that's something I'm assuming we all don't want. They probably won't though. The reason is because in order to gather this evidence it would be too burdensome and too much of a hassle to prove especially for an A misdemeanor. Depending on how you access a site it can be traced to you and this your report. But there are issues with proving it was you that made the report in addition to other problems. Yes technically you could get charged with a bit of these pieces put together but you probably won't due to the sheer amount of effort it would take for such a low crime. It's much easier to prove when they're caught in the act.
BTW the whole SWIM and dream thing is mostly pointless. Yes you could claim you're storytelling but I can guarentee a police officer will testify to what lingo truly means at a trial. It's the equivalent of calling a drug a package or some other euphemism. All that talk of using the terms donations and roses are equally pointless and won't save anyone.
The only exception to these thigs I'm saying is if you are either a high profile person (politician that they want to bring down) or a much larger criminal. They will gather the tiniest little thing to help bring down certain people, or people connected to people. Also, if you are a criminal they really want they may do this just to violate our probation.
I have seen her a few times, incall. Decent experience, thick body, I prefer spinner type, but she looks good. Very nice, FIRM Ccups. She offers a limited GFE type experience, no DFK, and is kind of mechanical in her performance. Very tight kitty. I decided not to repeat after a few times. I was hoping she would loosen up, but she stayed mechanical in her actions. She is a likable gal, very friendly, no rush experience. I didn't experience the odor issues that were mentioned in earlier reviews. As always, YMMV. Happy mongering gents!
[QUOTE=Johnnysk;2574820]Wanted to jump on the legality thing since I know a lot about it.
Technically anything you say can be used against you because all of that circumstantial and indirect evidence can add up. Now I will say though that it is 100% law that you cannot be convicted of a crime if all the prosecutor has against you is your own admission. But if they have an admission, phone records, and other stuff that may be enough to at least charge you with a crime and that's something I'm assuming we all don't want. They probably won't though. The reason is because in order to gather this evidence it would be too burdensome and too much of a hassle to prove especially for an A misdemeanor. Depending on how you access a site it can be traced to you and this your report. But there are issues with proving it was you that made the report in addition to other problems. Yes technically you could get charged with a bit of these pieces put together but you probably won't due to the sheer amount of effort it would take for such a low crime. It's much easier to prove when they're caught in the act.
BTW the whole SWIM and dream thing is mostly pointless. Yes you could claim you're storytelling but I can guarentee a police officer will testify to what lingo truly means at a trial. It's the equivalent of calling a drug a package or some other euphemism. All that talk of using the terms donations and roses are equally pointless and won't save anyone.
The only exception to these thigs I'm saying is if you are either a high profile person (politician that they want to bring down) or a much larger criminal. They will gather the tiniest little thing to help bring down certain people, or people connected to people. Also, if you are a criminal they really want they may do this just to violate our probation.[/QUOTE]What a dream I had last night. I dreamt I logged onto USASG and saw new reports on the board for "backpage advertiser reviews". Now in my dream when I clicked on "backpage advertiser reviews" I actually saw reviews of backpage advertisers. I know right. TGTBT. I mean I must've been hit over the head by every bf of every heroin addicted body rub ho to have a dream like that. Just saying.
[QUOTE=House5150;2574408]Looking for a legit ts anyone have any suggestion pm me please.[/QUOTE]If by TS you mean table shower, just jump over to the massage thread though legit and table shower would seem to be incongruous as a particular desire. Rather though if by TS, you are referring to a transsexual provider, and I think the term legit TS in those terms might be an oxymoron, you are borderline crossing the stated rules here and may get a slap from the powers that be. Your definition may vary and the concept of a transsexual definitely clouds the water as to how you interpret it, but in years past that was not considered men seeking sex with women which is the express mission statement of this forum. If you are here, if you advertise here, that is why you are here, unless the game has changed and I missed the memo. No personal opinion in any of that, just the rules as they are and how they have been interpreted.