Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Arabdude;2186890]You guys all have to remember and take note that there is a new Sheriff in town and by sheriff I can police chief holloway from CLW is now Big Uncle in st pete. You guys who visist clw know how tough its been on the girls up there under his tenure. Combine that plus the fact that hes newly minted in st pete and looking to make an impression, look out. Easiest targets first to look better on the 30- and 60-day progress reports. Pross popping is the name of the game for right now. Stay alert. Think about it.[/QUOTE]Expect a pick up in sex arrests until there is a police brutality riot in another part of town, then emphasis will switch. Running a police department is like spinning plates.

Coming north on 34th near 14th ave, I see a huge set of bolt ons walking south. Waiting for the light to turn green, I'm hoping she's still there by the time I make a you. Cautiously pull into the strip parking lot to observe (due to the increased LEO activity lately). She walks by, smiles, I nod and motion her on. She walks over to the Gas / Mart next door. She looks like Carman, but hair is longer and chest is Enormous! I pull up to her, and she greets me by name. It was Carman. Asked her what happened, I didn't recognize her. She said " they finally "settled in". They were DD's, but we're supposed to be DDD's. Said the bank finally took her place, and she has a place on 56th ave. That she shares with 3 guys. New digits. Looks real good in the daytime. I'm sure the habit is the same.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2186816]I was informed by a certain sticky fingered strumpet that she and eight others got whisked away to Uncles yesterday in a sting behind Burger King on 34th Street and 38th Ave N. I have not confirmed this via the Internet, but she did say that officer Snotdrizzle told her that Mayor Shitferbranes is on a rampage to end the oldest and most fun profession this side of the Mississippi. Who knows if any of this is true, but I thought I would share. I know from other legitimate sources, that there has been a lot of undercover donuts rolling behind the Hess Corridor. The more I hear this, the more it aggravates me that my tax dollars are being spent to feed the cake holes of the morality police. I think the inherent problem with our fight to legalize or decriminalize our hobby is that politicians don't move unless the public forces them to move. But the dilemma, is that most mongers are married and wouldn't be caught dead waving the 'legalize it' flag down a March on 34th street. There is no power behind any movement, without activism. I hope in my lifetime, there will be a change to all this nonsense. I have been fortunate to travel to many places around the world (Amsterdam, Munich, Brazil, France) where doing what we do isn't met with shiny bracelets on our wrists or being ostracized by our community through public humiliation (on line mug shots). It is accepted for what it is, two consenting adults. I am not married, so I feel obligated to carry our torch publicly and with pride. And for those fellow brothers that can't publicly support our cause, they sure can help by voting Mayor Shitferbranes and company out of office when the time comes. Unfortunately, the difficulty in all of this is that there aren't many candidates with a pro-strumpet agenda. Maybe one day. Peter Rammer for Mayor![/QUOTE]With angry, snot-snouted piglets on the run lately. Lord knows with 65 unsolved homicides in the city of PETERS; officers snotdrizzle, chief hollowcock and mayor malfeasence might find a more appropriate use of their piglets?? Clearwater is (in) famous for buying up the strumpet motels they couldn't cleanup, and chief hollowballs better have a lot of $$$ if he wants to close down our harlot infested villas! We've got strumpets throughout our fine bordello of a city. Officer snotdrizzle prefers chasing strumpets instead of murderers, because it's a lot safer for his lardy azz. Figuring out cold homicides takes a great deal of time, effort and intelligence, but snotdrizzle has the IQ of a sock puppet. To pump up arrest numbers they focus on strumpets, the homeless and other marginalized people. Just like the Potemkin village it's a facade and takes one's attention away from the real problems and worst criminal activity like homicides. A great strategy for keeping the sheeple calm and confused. Here are the forgotten 65:

[URL]http://www.stpete.org/police/publicinterest/unsolved-homicides.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Arabdude;2186890]You guys all have to remember and take note that there is a new Sheriff in town and by sheriff I can police chief holloway from CLW is now Big Uncle in st pete. You guys who visist clw know how tough its been on the girls up there under his tenure. Combine that plus the fact that hes newly minted in st pete and looking to make an impression, look out. Easiest targets first to look better on the 30- and 60-day progress reports. Pross popping is the name of the game for right now. Stay alert. Think about it.[/QUOTE]These types of arrests are easy for po po and will help to pump up their numbers. Don't expect to see the idiots focusing on the really violent crimes like homicides, rapes and robberies.

They don't call it St PETERsburg for nothing; we are the python capital of the uncivilized world. Chump Holloway, Officer Snotdrizzle and Mayor Mindless are up against the worlds most creative strumpets and most prolific mongers. They don't stand a chance in the end.

Met with Lexi this morning and she asked me to glaze her like a donut. Unfortunately, some of the glaze ended up on the bathroom wall.

My favorite kitty of all time.

[QUOTE=RobinHood1984;2185544]Haven't seen her for awhile but like all great python t amers sometimes they disappear in the jungle. You just have to be out at the right time. I've literally seen her coming out of boarded up house she swang in on a vine and devoured my python.[/QUOTE]Since Friday and was initially near Hess, but has moved her business further north to the 275/54 strumpet zone. St Pete piglets were rampaging so she moved away.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2187504]My favorite kitty of all time.[/QUOTE]Raine's Kitty that one by a mile.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2187502]Met with Lexi this morning and she asked me to glaze her like a donut. Unfortunately, some of the glaze ended up on the bathroom wall.[/QUOTE]Because she been a bad, bad girl and is looking at a not so great future. Pulled a rabbit out of my hat and got her back to the stroll, but the future may be grim. She actually claimed that she quit getting high and harlotry forever (Friday morning), but that didn't last long! LOL!! She has new digits, but we'll see how long that lasts? She was strolling with Francine and Monica, but doing mostly phone work in order to avoid the long snout of officer snotdrizzle and deputy cockblock. She's still a world class snake slurper and aims to please.

[QUOTE=Highlander7777;2184437]Drove round Hess this morning picked Samantha then when I stupidly let her use my phone found out names sara. Hot 20 something beautiful face beautiful hair small tits which I don't prefer tight ass body Which I do. Anyway gets in car jittery as hell and a thug mouth talking. Takes me to the spot. Pay up front dumb with. The attitude she threw. Starts on for the worst BBBJ stops asks do you have condom. Oh f* I'm out 20 bucks. Then she says I want to f* you can I get naked. Ahhhh yeah. Maybe not all is lost. She starts fingering a are beautiful sweet pussy. K my python has been getting drained quite frequently and after this bullshit exchange of words has rescinded. Fuck it start performing DATY she starts moaning genuinely oh f* oh f* After a good 10 minutes on that genuinely sweet little flower. The python has woken up quickly rifle through my wallet f* out of condoms. She says you're crazy if you think I'm f* you without a condom she which in hindsight was the best possible thing she could say since her sweet juices were flowing from my chin. And not your juices monger nation. Then she says can we just stroke each other off. That's it I'm outiiiii. Drop her off before she gets out she asks cai I use your phone again. HUH NO I'm late for work got to go. To be completely fair I need a couple of days 3 or 4 to recharge. And my standards are high because the stone cold nympho Lexie takes it to a whole new level here in Florida yeah as you all know she is the real deal. Having said that I want to entertain Francine, Kendra, already scooped Malia but the always cool and pleasure lexi had already performed her magic tried to get digits but her phone was out of juice she said it was a new phone as she couldn't remember number hot face beautiful brunette stomach a little tu pudgy, but reviews are good so I'll give her mouth the treatment its begging for. So lesson learned. Would like to sample Amanda G the recent reviews make me doubt whether her attitude would be worth it. Been making the rounds in the morning and afternoon f* it going to start heading out after 5 pm said a lot just because they're hot looking doesn't mean they have the skills. Happy hunting this thread is priceless. Be safe out there a lot of Le.[/QUOTE]Featured Sarah aka Samantha as a 19 year old up and coming hospitality harlot. She's kind of ghetto and dumb as they come, but has a banging body and python lips. She sometimes walks behind the Cedar and it's best to pay her after the deed is done. She also sometimes has hygiene issues as well.

Kendra Croft; python raider is my new favorite snake charmer for the moment. She's always in a great mood and brings a tight little cheerleader body to the table. Performs like a world class snake swallower and never seems to be in a rush. Wish I could clone her tasty azz. She and Lexi both bring the hallowed harlotry profession to a whole new level. If only the rest of our python gobblers would follow their lead, we'd be in trouser snake heaven.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2187502]Met with Lexi this morning and she asked me to glaze her like a donut. Unfortunately, some of the glaze ended up on the bathroom wall.[/QUOTE]That smile in the second picture comes when she knows she's made you happy!

[QUOTE=AdamsSausage;2187634]That smile in the second picture comes when she knows she's made you happy![/QUOTE]Pleasure machine designed for one and only one prurient purpose; to milk pythons with gusto. She takes great pride in extracting the creamy man goo from our pulsating trouser snakes. She is truly a world class python raider and near the top of the peter index of python pleasers. She's always good, but she's at her nymphomaniac best after 3 or 4 beers. Alcohol brings out the girlfriend in her, but you'd better be ready!

[QUOTE=SirEptishes;2187662]Pleasure machine designed for one and only one prurient purpose; to milk pythons with gusto. She takes great pride in extracting the creamy man goo from our pulsating trouser snakes. She is truly a world class python raider and near the top of the peter index of python pleasers. She's always good, but she's at her nymphomaniac best after 3 or 4 beers. Alcohol brings out the girlfriend in her, but you'd better be ready![/QUOTE]And will calm even the most obstinate of cobras in a heartbeat. She was at the Knights Inn, but is about to be thrown out unless she cums up with her rent money really soon! She's already lost her phone charger and her phones just about dead. You can catch her this fall on the new Fox reality show: Real Harlots of PETERrammersburg. Co-starring are Officer Snotdrizzle, Mayor Candypants, Chief Cockblock, Decoy Smegmuffin and the worlds best mongers!!

Was not the greatest and Haines Road was about the best fishing grounds. Hess had Deputy Douchewaddle hassling some poor driver near Burger King. Shit for brains sheriff was there for well over an hour and that really spooked all walking strumpets. Kendra aka Miley was also seen all dressed in black near the downtown Walmart. Amongst the prowling unknowns at Haines was Kasey cockhard looking great in her tight jeans with her green eyes practically glowing in the dark. She's always fun and is only slightly behind Alzena aka Lexie in the Peter Pleasure Index. Now it is my mission to track down that exotic serpent slurper Malia to see where she stands in the latest PETERsville harlot index?? Sure wish Malia had digits like the other peterpleasers.

Thats is frigigng fantastic post more of that please!! GLAZED!

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2187502]Met with Lexi this morning and she asked me to glaze her like a donut. Unfortunately, some of the glaze ended up on the bathroom wall.[/QUOTE]