Non-Asian Massage Parlor Reports

Initially reading your review I started thinking back about Helena for those who might be getting long in the tooth and remember her and the other Estonians in Brighton and Brookline back in the y2 k days. All were smoke shows and for the times expensive for what was generally a topless HJ only with limited touching. But Helena specifically and most of the others also did give a pretty good massage and the finish was unrushed and certainly was never made to feel demeaned by the experience.

Missing those days. But I suppose I'm also missing being being 20 years younger and close enough in age to the hot 20-something rubbing me to think she could possibly find me attractive.

[QUOTE=Finder117;3554174]This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

This review is specifically about Maddie.

I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume.

The room itself was clean and despite a strangely placed stripper pole that went from floor to ceiling, it was pretty much what I expected. The decor was definitely lighter than other places and there was a bra hanging from a coat rack in the corner. Her taste in music was modern pop / rap which she played on her cell phone. The atmosphere wasn't quite what I expected in a lot of ways, the music was a bit abrasive to begin with, but the fact that they didn't even spring for a bluetooth speaker was a little "eh" to me. A good one is like $50. Please just spring for one. Also -- it might be worth mentioning that there were no towels of any sort in the bathroom, and they didn't seem to have a towel heater for afterwards. While not a big deal at all -- it's just weird to go from paying $120 - 140 at a place that does Thai Massage to landing here and paying more and missing things like scented oils, febreezed entryways, heated towels, etc.

I stripped down with her in the room (at her instruction), she left for a moment (to put the money in a safe or something?) after counting it out in front of me and came back about 2-3 minutes later topless and in a thong. I'm going to spend a lot of the latter part of this review talking about her looks. But to say the least, I was happy about that part.

The rub itself was actually. Pretty. Bad. I really wish that it wasn't. I feel like that could have been the saving grace of all of this, is that I got a great back rub out of it. But it was abundantly clear from about 10 minutes on that this girl had a very basic understanding of the human anatomy and no real conception of how muscle groups work or how to apply pressure to relax them. She gave it an effort, but I feel like she's either not a kinetic learner, or she's never had a professional massage herself (and Maddie, if you're reading this and you want an example of one I will GLADLY spring for you to go get one at my expense).

The conversation was all over the place, and it felt like she was either new to the hobby, or was on edge about something (Edit: I've talked to her about this since the time I wrote this and she feels as though I misunderstood her). I shared a few personal stories about myself, some that would hopefully make her laugh and while I got a couple of smiles, I just couldn't seem to get through to this girl, then I made the mistake of responding to the "why do you do this" question, which lead into a somewhat "ugh" conversation about being a "John" and it all just felt very accusational and derogatory to me (Edit: Again, this is just my opinion, upon talking to her after the fact she made it known that it wasn't her intention to make me feel this way). Don't get me wrong, I am aware that I'm in a moral grey area -- and that there are some girls that probably don't want to be doing this. At no point did she say that she wasn't, in fact when I asked about her origin story of getting into it, she said she was approached by some people and she was down for it. If that makes me a bad guy -- I'm sorry?

The flip and the finish were also interesting and really different than what I've seen in the industry up until this point. The flip came roughly 33 minutes after the start of the session, which seemed a bit early, and I had already told her that I was timing the session and showed her my fitbit (though the topic was unrelated). I flipped and she gave me. And very confusing handjob, with full roaming up top, and light touching of her butt (which was in a thong), at one point I tried to run my hand over the front and she dodged back very hard. Clearly off limits. She did say to me when I asked if I could touch her that I could "Lightly and respectfully" -- I guess that a light hand on the buns or the boobs is respectful, but the front is disrespectful. I don't really follow the logic but everyone has their own limits.

The handjob itself was. Pretty good, but she looked like she wanted to be anywhere else than where she was while she was doing it. There was no eye contact at all, no excitement on her part. Just a fairly mechanical hand-finish. Damn.

I came, and did so really hard (as I'll get to in just a moment she's very pretty), and essentially before I was even done cumming she had left the room. Damn. The $200 that I paid was for that 30 seconds before and the 1 minute after. That's what it's all about! Where are you going? Because I promise you it can wait.

5 minutes later (which brings us to minute 43 for those counting) she comes back with some warm washcloths and lightly rubs down my legs and my chest which got some oil on it. She then instructed me to put my clothes back on. I didn't protest, despite being shorted about 12-13 minutes at that point. While putting my clothes on she was smiling and seemed a bit more happy / laid back / relaxed, I gave her a few compliments on her looks, thanked her for her time, and parted ways with her.

Now. Based off of everything I've written above, the performance seems like it was shitty, right? Well. Here's the kicker. Maddie was one of the most attractive providers that I've ever seen in my life. Her hair was perfect. Her figure was perfect. She had a BEAUTIFUL smile. Her tits (which I asked her about not once, not twice, but three times) appear to be real, and they are arguably the best tits that I've ever laid my hands on in my life, top three easily. They are a full D-cup on her thin frame. They are gravity-defyingly perky and they are truly a sight to behold. I was literally SHOCKED when I saw that her tits were far prettier than they were in the pics on snapchat. Her face was about an 8/10, though either she was in a fairly bad mood, or she just has a really bad case of the resting ***** face. She looked utterly unamused for the majority of my time there even though I tried really hard to keep it light.

After our session she mentioned that some of the other girls have slightly different menus, but she is strictly just hand finish and no variance for anybody for any reason. And I'll be honest, that is a fucking shame. This girl is WAY hotter than most strippers, escorts, or other professionals, and with MINOR adjustments to how she talks, the skills that she has, and how she acts, she could EASILY become my ATF. As it stands right now. It's hard to recommend her. I fucking HATE that I cannot recommend this girl. This girl has 100% of the things she needs to be charging more than she is, but it's just not developed yet. And that's just my opinion about her. YMMV. I have been trying to write this fucking review for 3 goddamn hours because I am so completely blown away by how pretty she was. And I want like hell for her to be successful and grow and for people to be happy with what they get from her.

But at the end of the day, it was a $200 handjob and an uninspired massage that I can't recommend for what it was. If you're one of those guys that just wants a 10/10 beautiful girl to come jack you off after a forgettable massage, this is your girl.

Breakdown:

Attitude: 4. 5/10.

Location: 9. 5/10.

Appearance: 10/10.

Massage Quality: 4/10.

Finish Quality: 5/10.

Value: x /10 (I honestly cannot make up my mind).

Overall: I won't repeat. I really want for this to be a 1-off and next time for her to hug me and have it last a second too long, and for her to be smiling, and for her to just be more warm and open. But that's just not at all the vibe that I got. I want like hell for this girl to be my all time favorite. She's this gorgeous "girl next door" of your dreams type who despite my complaints above seems like she'd be a really cool girl to talk to. But instead of feeling that I got called a John and I got treated like one. Fuck.[/QUOTE]

Need help.

How do I find MV1. Any link?

[QUOTE=Finder117;3554174]This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

This review is specifically about Maddie.

I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume..[/QUOTE]

Is this exquisite review of maddie in revere?

[QUOTE=Finder117;3554174]This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

This review is specifically about Maddie.

I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume.

The room itself was clean and despite a strangely placed stripper pole that went from floor to ceiling, it was pretty much what I expected. The decor was definitely lighter than other places and there was a bra hanging from a coat rack in the corner. Her taste in music was modern pop / rap which she played on her cell phone. The atmosphere wasn't quite what I expected in a lot of ways, the music was a bit abrasive to begin with, but the fact that they didn't even spring for a bluetooth speaker was a little "eh" to me. A good one is like $50. Please just spring for one. Also -- it might be worth mentioning that there were no towels of any sort in the bathroom, and they didn't seem to have a towel heater for afterwards. While not a big deal at all -- it's just weird to go from paying $120 - 140 at a place that does Thai Massage to landing here and paying more and missing things like scented oils, febreezed entryways, heated towels, etc.

I stripped down with her in the room (at her instruction), she left for a moment (to put the money in a safe or something?) after counting it out in front of me and came back about 2-3 minutes later topless and in a thong. I'm going to spend a lot of the latter part of this review talking about her looks. But to say the least, I was happy about that part.

The rub itself was actually. Pretty. Bad. I really wish that it wasn't. I feel like that could have been the saving grace of all of this, is that I got a great back rub out of it. But it was abundantly clear from about 10 minutes on that this girl had a very basic understanding of the human anatomy and no real conception of how muscle groups work or how to apply pressure to relax them. She gave it an effort, but I feel like she's either not a kinetic learner, or she's never had a professional massage herself (and Maddie, if you're reading this and you want an example of one I will GLADLY spring for you to go get one at my expense).

The conversation was all over the place, and it felt like she was either new to the hobby, or was on edge about something (Edit: I've talked to her about this since the time I wrote this and she feels as though I misunderstood her). I shared a few personal stories about myself, some that would hopefully make her laugh and while I got a couple of smiles, I just couldn't seem to get through to this girl, then I made the mistake of responding to the "why do you do this" question, which lead into a somewhat "ugh" conversation about being a "John" and it all just felt very accusational and derogatory to me (Edit: Again, this is just my opinion, upon talking to her after the fact she made it known that it wasn't her intention to make me feel this way). Don't get me wrong, I am aware that I'm in a moral grey area -- and that there are some girls that probably don't want to be doing this. At no point did she say that she wasn't, in fact when I asked about her origin story of getting into it, she said she was approached by some people and she was down for it. If that makes me a bad guy -- I'm sorry?

The flip and the finish were also interesting and really different than what I've seen in the industry up until this point. The flip came roughly 33 minutes after the start of the session, which seemed a bit early, and I had already told her that I was timing the session and showed her my fitbit (though the topic was unrelated). I flipped and she gave me. And very confusing handjob, with full roaming up top, and light touching of her butt (which was in a thong), at one point I tried to run my hand over the front and she dodged back very hard. Clearly off limits. She did say to me when I asked if I could touch her that I could "Lightly and respectfully" -- I guess that a light hand on the buns or the boobs is respectful, but the front is disrespectful. I don't really follow the logic but everyone has their own limits.

The handjob itself was. Pretty good, but she looked like she wanted to be anywhere else than where she was while she was doing it. There was no eye contact at all, no excitement on her part. Just a fairly mechanical hand-finish. Damn.

I came, and did so really hard (as I'll get to in just a moment she's very pretty), and essentially before I was even done cumming she had left the room. Damn. The $200 that I paid was for that 30 seconds before and the 1 minute after. That's what it's all about! Where are you going? Because I promise you it can wait.

5 minutes later (which brings us to minute 43 for those counting) she comes back with some warm washcloths and lightly rubs down my legs and my chest which got some oil on it. She then instructed me to put my clothes back on. I didn't protest, despite being shorted about 12-13 minutes at that point. While putting my clothes on she was smiling and seemed a bit more happy / laid back / relaxed, I gave her a few compliments on her looks, thanked her for her time, and parted ways with her.

Now. Based off of everything I've written above, the performance seems like it was shitty, right? Well. Here's the kicker. Maddie was one of the most attractive providers that I've ever seen in my life. Her hair was perfect. Her figure was perfect. She had a BEAUTIFUL smile. Her tits (which I asked her about not once, not twice, but three times) appear to be real, and they are arguably the best tits that I've ever laid my hands on in my life, top three easily. They are a full D-cup on her thin frame. They are gravity-defyingly perky and they are truly a sight to behold. I was literally SHOCKED when I saw that her tits were far prettier than they were in the pics on snapchat. Her face was about an 8/10, though either she was in a fairly bad mood, or she just has a really bad case of the resting ***** face. She looked utterly unamused for the majority of my time there even though I tried really hard to keep it light.

After our session she mentioned that some of the other girls have slightly different menus, but she is strictly just hand finish and no variance for anybody for any reason. And I'll be honest, that is a fucking shame. This girl is WAY hotter than most strippers, escorts, or other professionals, and with MINOR adjustments to how she talks, the skills that she has, and how she acts, she could EASILY become my ATF. As it stands right now. It's hard to recommend her. I fucking HATE that I cannot recommend this girl. This girl has 100% of the things she needs to be charging more than she is, but it's just not developed yet. And that's just my opinion about her. YMMV. I have been trying to write this fucking review for 3 goddamn hours because I am so completely blown away by how pretty she was. And I want like hell for her to be successful and grow and for people to be happy with what they get from her.

But at the end of the day, it was a $200 handjob and an uninspired massage that I can't recommend for what it was. If you're one of those guys that just wants a 10/10 beautiful girl to come jack you off after a forgettable massage, this is your girl.

Breakdown:

Attitude: 4. 5/10.

Location: 9. 5/10.

Appearance: 10/10.

Massage Quality: 4/10.

Finish Quality: 5/10.

Value: x /10 (I honestly cannot make up my mind).

Overall: I won't repeat. I really want for this to be a 1-off and next time for her to hug me and have it last a second too long, and for her to be smiling, and for her to just be more warm and open. But that's just not at all the vibe that I got. I want like hell for this girl to be my all time favorite. She's this gorgeous "girl next door" of your dreams type who despite my complaints above seems like she'd be a really cool girl to talk to. But instead of feeling that I got called a John and I got treated like one. Fuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SecretSquirell;3559989]Initially reading your review I startRemisce tooed thinking back about Helena for those who might be getting long in the tooth and remember her and the other Estonians in Brighton and Brookline back in the y2 k days. All were smoke shows and for the times expensive for what was generally a topless HJ only with limited touching. But Helena specifically and most of the others also did give a pretty good massage and the finish was unrushed and certainly was never made to feel demeaned by the experience.

Missing those days. But I suppose I'm also missing being being 20 years younger and close enough in age to the hot 20-something rubbing me to think she could possibly find me attractive.[/QUOTE]I never saw the Estonians but knew about them. I was active in that area though particularly Shauna's in Brighton. She had a few hot ones there including two sisters Brianna and Bianca and some hot one who's name is blanking me with a belly button tattoo. Room service had many nice ones including Electra and Helena sisters. Hobbying although different now seems not to be as easy as it was back then.

A perfect example of a provider who needs decide which is it yes or no. I got a lot for her visit one but then she gets mad she did the topless HE. It was so strange she is saying no way after I asked then at the same time pulling her top off and pulling the towel off. With a smile on her face and better technique she could be booked solid. She just doesn't like men so a strange career choice. She can be nice and friendly but like New England said then like the weather dark and stormy. I would not recommend but she is cute just bitter.

[QUOTE=Alexis11;3559356]I visited Maddie like couple of weeks ago for first time, and visited her couple of days ago, my first massage was not what I anticipated. I was expecting a sensual kind of massage which lasted for 50 mins approx.

During second massage, I started giving her hints and openly asked her if she can give me HE, she said no, while finishing it up, I asked her again, she looked pretty hot, so I felt there is nothing wrong in throwing a stone again, she said it's not worth the money, I told her I'll pay $50 for HE. She did gave me HE, but it was all mechanical, and after we are done, she threw few tissues on me and left and sat on her chair chatting. I felt like shit and decided to not visit her again![/QUOTE]

TRex,

You may I'm me as well but as you know Shauna ran a tite ship and for the last many years downsized to 1 unit and 1 gal. You know what's up with her these days?

[QUOTE=TRex69;3561236]I never saw the Estonians but knew about them. I was active in that area though particularly Shauna's in Brighton. She had a few hot ones there including two sisters Brianna and Bianca and some hot one who's name is blanking me with a belly button tattoo. Room service had many nice ones including Electra and Helena sisters. Hobbying although different now seems not to be as easy as it was back then.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnBoy69;3561991]TRex,

You may I'm me as well but as you know Shauna ran a tite ship and for the last many years downsized to 1 unit and 1 gal. You know what's up with her these days?[/QUOTE]Old number does not work anymore. Figured she closed shop. PM me if anyone knows otherwise.

The one I couldn't remember was Nadia. Hot. I loved that place. Lived that elevator ride up and walking over the creaky floors.

Shauna was so friendly but cracked the whip. Nadia, Brittany, Briana and even Jill before she ran Room Service Girls.

Visit Maddie today.

The massage was good. Maddie looks like she is in her mid 30's. Very good body. Only did the hr massage. No HE. I think she is trying to be as legit as possible. Didn't bother to ask!

[QUOTE=TRex69;3562234]Old number does not work anymore. Figured she closed shop. PM me if anyone knows otherwise. The one I couldn't remember was Nadia. Hot. I loved that place. Lived that elevator ride up and walking over the creaky floors. Shauna was so friendly but cracked the whip. Nadia, Brittany, Briana and even Jill before she ran Room Service Girls.[/QUOTE]Your mail box is full.

[QUOTE=YelloTail;3563009]Your mail box is full.[/QUOTE]Rectified.

Ty again.

Thanks.

I posted a while ago on the BP forum if anyone had her. I actually know this girl, it's funny cause she had abut of a problem let's say and when I offered to help her out she wasn't too happy and told me how she gets offers all the time and would never do them, funny how time changes things and I'm not surprised that's how she would be in this line of work. However I don't think she's around anymore, I follow her actual snapchat and she's been in Texas for over a month. I think they got a different girl who's portraying maddie (she's hot as hell and got to keep the steady clientele) there's also a warning which I can't say on here but anyone that wants to PM me can.

[QUOTE=Finder117;3554174]This is going to be my longest, and most conflicted review that I've ever posted. It's going to be very long and in depth and will probably touch on many of my preferences which not everyone will share.

This review is specifically about Maddie.

I was on Snapchat and found MV1 to be posting pics / vids of "herself" and decided, fuck it, I'll take the plunge. I looked at reviews of other posters and realized I was about to pay $200 for a HJ, and even during discussions, she mentioned it was only a hand release. At the risk of sounding a bit stupid this is a lot like the $5 milkshake scene in Pulp fiction. That is a LOT of fucking money for a handjob. Perhaps too much. We'll talk more on that later.

So I arrive at the place and I park in a commercial lot next door. I am on the phone with her looking for her and she sees me and says "turn around" I turn and about 50 feet away in the next building over there's this GORGEOUS 5'2"? 5'3"? College girl in sweatpants and a white tanktop. Before I forget to mention, the location is basically as convenient as it gets, there may be some considerations needed during rush hour, but otherwise, it's one of the best locations I've seen geographically for folks that drive. If you're a non-driver this could be a bit of a pain -- but why are you looking at South Shore providers anyways?

I approach her and she lets me into the house that they work out of, and I notice the faint smell of smoke when I walk in. Ick. I hate that. Febreeze or smoke outside -- massages are about health and relaxation and perhaps I'm being really fucking picky here. Anyways, she didn't smell like smoke, at least I don't think so? During the hug when I arrived and the one before I left -- she remained really distant so it's not like I could smell her perfume.

The room itself was clean and despite a strangely placed stripper pole that went from floor to ceiling, it was pretty much what I expected. The decor was definitely lighter than other places and there was a bra hanging from a coat rack in the corner. Her taste in music was modern pop / rap which she played on her cell phone. The atmosphere wasn't quite what I expected in a lot of ways, the music was a bit abrasive to begin with, but the fact that they didn't even spring for a bluetooth speaker was a little "eh" to me. A good one is like $50. Please just spring for one. Also -- it might be worth mentioning that there were no towels of any sort in the bathroom, and they didn't seem to have a towel heater for afterwards. While not a big deal at all -- it's just weird to go from paying $120 - 140 at a place that does Thai Massage to landing here and paying more and missing things like scented oils, febreezed entryways, heated towels, etc.

I stripped down with her in the room (at her instruction), she left for a moment (to put the money in a safe or something?) after counting it out in front of me and came back about 2-3 minutes later topless and in a thong. I'm going to spend a lot of the latter part of this review talking about her looks. But to say the least, I was happy about that part.

The rub itself was actually. Pretty. Bad. I really wish that it wasn't. I feel like that could have been the saving grace of all of this, is that I got a great back rub out of it. But it was abundantly clear from about 10 minutes on that this girl had a very basic understanding of the human anatomy and no real conception of how muscle groups work or how to apply pressure to relax them. She gave it an effort, but I feel like she's either not a kinetic learner, or she's never had a professional massage herself (and Maddie, if you're reading this and you want an example of one I will GLADLY spring for you to go get one at my expense).

The conversation was all over the place, and it felt like she was either new to the hobby, or was on edge about something (Edit: I've talked to her about this since the time I wrote this and she feels as though I misunderstood her). I shared a few personal stories about myself, some that would hopefully make her laugh and while I got a couple of smiles, I just couldn't seem to get through to this girl, then I made the mistake of responding to the "why do you do this" question, which lead into a somewhat "ugh" conversation about being a "John" and it all just felt very accusational and derogatory to me (Edit: Again, this is just my opinion, upon talking to her after the fact she made it known that it wasn't her intention to make me feel this way). Don't get me wrong, I am aware that I'm in a moral grey area -- and that there are some girls that probably don't want to be doing this. At no point did she say that she wasn't, in fact when I asked about her origin story of getting into it, she said she was approached by some people and she was down for it. If that makes me a bad guy -- I'm sorry?

The flip and the finish were also interesting and really different than what I've seen in the industry up until this point. The flip came roughly 33 minutes after the start of the session, which seemed a bit early, and I had already told her that I was timing the session and showed her my fitbit (though the topic was unrelated). I flipped and she gave me. And very confusing handjob, with full roaming up top, and light touching of her butt (which was in a thong), at one point I tried to run my hand over the front and she dodged back very hard. Clearly off limits. She did say to me when I asked if I could touch her that I could "Lightly and respectfully" -- I guess that a light hand on the buns or the boobs is respectful, but the front is disrespectful. I don't really follow the logic but everyone has their own limits.

The handjob itself was. Pretty good, but she looked like she wanted to be anywhere else than where she was while she was doing it. There was no eye contact at all, no excitement on her part. Just a fairly mechanical hand-finish. Damn.

I came, and did so really hard (as I'll get to in just a moment she's very pretty), and essentially before I was even done cumming she had left the room. Damn. The $200 that I paid was for that 30 seconds before and the 1 minute after. That's what it's all about! Where are you going? Because I promise you it can wait.

5 minutes later (which brings us to minute 43 for those counting) she comes back with some warm washcloths and lightly rubs down my legs and my chest which got some oil on it. She then instructed me to put my clothes back on. I didn't protest, despite being shorted about 12-13 minutes at that point. While putting my clothes on she was smiling and seemed a bit more happy / laid back / relaxed, I gave her a few compliments on her looks, thanked her for her time, and parted ways with her.

Now. Based off of everything I've written above, the performance seems like it was shitty, right? Well. Here's the kicker. Maddie was one of the most attractive providers that I've ever seen in my life. Her hair was perfect. Her figure was perfect. She had a BEAUTIFUL smile. Her tits (which I asked her about not once, not twice, but three times) appear to be real, and they are arguably the best tits that I've ever laid my hands on in my life, top three easily. They are a full D-cup on her thin frame. They are gravity-defyingly perky and they are truly a sight to behold. I was literally SHOCKED when I saw that her tits were far prettier than they were in the pics on snapchat. Her face was about an 8/10, though either she was in a fairly bad mood, or she just has a really bad case of the resting ***** face. She looked utterly unamused for the majority of my time there even though I tried really hard to keep it light.

After our session she mentioned that some of the other girls have slightly different menus, but she is strictly just hand finish and no variance for anybody for any reason. And I'll be honest, that is a fucking shame. This girl is WAY hotter than most strippers, escorts, or other professionals, and with MINOR adjustments to how she talks, the skills that she has, and how she acts, she could EASILY become my ATF. As it stands right now. It's hard to recommend her. I fucking HATE that I cannot recommend this girl. This girl has 100% of the things she needs to be charging more than she is, but it's just not developed yet. And that's just my opinion about her. YMMV. I have been trying to write this fucking review for 3 goddamn hours because I am so completely blown away by how pretty she was. And I want like hell for her to be successful and grow and for people to be happy with what they get from her.

But at the end of the day, it was a $200 handjob and an uninspired massage that I can't recommend for what it was. If you're one of those guys that just wants a 10/10 beautiful girl to come jack you off after a forgettable massage, this is your girl.

Breakdown:

Attitude: 4. 5/10.

Location: 9. 5/10.

Appearance: 10/10.

Massage Quality: 4/10.

Finish Quality: 5/10.

Value: x /10 (I honestly cannot make up my mind).

Overall: I won't repeat. I really want for this to be a 1-off and next time for her to hug me and have it last a second too long, and for her to be smiling, and for her to just be more warm and open. But that's just not at all the vibe that I got. I want like hell for this girl to be my all time favorite. She's this gorgeous "girl next door" of your dreams type who despite my complaints above seems like she'd be a really cool girl to talk to. But instead of feeling that I got called a John and I got treated like one. Fuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HankChinanski;3563157]I posted a while ago on the BP forum if anyone had her. I actually know this girl, it's funny cause she had abut of a problem let's say and when I offered to help her out she wasn't too happy and told me how she gets offers all the time and would never do them, funny how time changes things and I'm not surprised that's how she would be in this line of work. However I don't think she's around anymore, I follow her actual snapchat and she's been in Texas for over a month. I think they got a different girl who's portraying maddie (she's hot as hell and got to keep the steady clientele) there's also a warning which I can't say on here but anyone that wants to PM me can.[/QUOTE]So you're saying they got an equally hot girl to portray this other girl who has a poor attitude? -- that just doesn't sound all that relistic to me.

You propositioned the girl and got turner down but are still following her on snapchat. Hmmm?? Sounds like you are stalking her.

[QUOTE=HankChinanski;3563157]I posted a while ago on the BP forum if anyone had her. I actually know this girl, it's funny cause she had abut of a problem let's say and when I offered to help her out she wasn't too happy and told me how she gets offers all the time and would never do them, funny how time changes things and I'm not surprised that's how she would be in this line of work. However I don't think she's around anymore, I follow her actual snapchat and she's been in Texas for over a month. I think they got a different girl who's portraying maddie (she's hot as hell and got to keep the steady clientele) there's also a warning which I can't say on here but anyone that wants to PM me can.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpeedingTicke;3554386]I have had a half dozen experiences that generated the EXACT sentiments that you have described in your review. Most of the rest have been way better action with far lower looks. I have only ever met 1 girl that qualifies as my ATF, excelling in looks and attitude with a willingness to experiment freely in many areas. Alas she retired and moved a long ways away. The balance of P4 P that I have seen at all price points fall far below expectation and / or are too expensive to visit on the regular. The search continues but finding those diamonds in a sea of sand is difficult![/QUOTE]I tried this place after reading this very detailed review. Same location, including stripper pole and bra hanging. The only problem. There are several girls that work here. I got a scrawny girl with no tits and fucked up teeth. No interest in being there. Shit massage. In and out in 30. Didn't get or ask for her name. I would have dealt with the crap for a true hottie. Didn't happen.

[QUOTE=Longjblues;3563497]You propositioned the girl and got turner down but are still following her on snapchat. Hmmm?? Sounds like you are stalking her.[/QUOTE]We were friends prior to the proposition, she was still cool with me after just told me to not do that again since she didn't want to "think less of me".