Ashley, Desiree, Desiree Nicole, Dezzi. What does it matter?
I found her on Main a few nights ago. Strawberry blonde, thick, clean, paranoid as hell, but a good time. We were cool exchanging glances, but when I scooped her she was really paranoid. She told me I was too good looking to be a monger. I was super flattered, but I'm for real, as always. It took a helluva lot of psychology to cool her off, but I finally did. She told me her real name is Ashley, but she used to advertise on BP as "Desiree Nicole" but told me to refer to her as " Dezzi" on the board. Anyway, fucking killer BBBJ! She cooled off after the deed was done and she became a decent conversationalist. I have digits, but she says they belong to her husband, but he's cool with what she does. I suppose he needs dope too. I don't think I'll be dialing her (or him) up anytime soon, but I'll scoop her again if I see her out.