Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

This girl has been running fake pictures for a long time.

[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-sexy-hott-and-ready-to-please-you-and-i-will-25/6719922[/url]

Whether she goes by Courtney, Kellie, or Melanie, she always describes herself the same, a 5'8" 125 lbs with long red hair. And she always uses fake pictures. She's been reviewed before as Kellie, and the reveiwer mentioned that her pictures were definitely fake.

Now she's running as Courtney, with yet another STOLEN photo of a model! The picture is adorable, but it's definitely NOT the girl you'll be seeing.

Hope everyone starts getting as pissed as I am about this, and starts calling and emailing these girls, telling them the fake picture crap has GOT to stop!

OK, I'll get off my soapbox now!

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]How did you discover the woman was the porn star?[/QUOTE]

Just blind luck, I didn't use an electronic tool or anything.

I've downloaded a bunch of Marie McCray's movies, so I recognized her pretty quickly from those fake photos.

[QUOTE=Sasay1960]Her ad says originally posted May 2008. By my math, that means she was 17 ... Sure is tempting, but I doubt she's 19. I bet there's more than massage there ... let us know.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, Sasay, nothing to report. I don't use my personal cell to call providers, and i didn't feel comfortable giving out my info on the screening page that she is a part of. We were emailing back and forth and i was actually heading to see her the other day, but after being told to email her when i was down the street, she then didn't reply. 35 minutes later she replied that she was uncomfortable with the whole email/non-calling thing. Then she began this whole thing of wanting screening information to determine if i was "friend of foe" (who talks like that??). I even offered to use a reference (i never do that, either), but in the end i finally gave up and told her it wasn't worth the effort. Her last email said something along the lines of "if i wasn't comfortable giving out info up front i probably wouldn't have been willing to complete the registration process once i got there." Not sure what she meant, but I don't care. I was looking for some leg action and I ended up going to see Bella Sora and definitely got my money's worth (and it only took 10 minutes to set up the appt!).

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco]She use to work at a stripclub once I called her and she acted a fool on the phone I hung up glad she is cool now.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]Glad other dude had a good time, because she was rude as hell to me. Called from work, scheduled a time, told me to call once I got across from complex. THen she wouldn't answer the phone. Stupid me hung around for about 30minutes, called from a payphone. Then she starts cursing and ghettorizing the conversation when I called her on it. And pounding from the back. Earlier post said you can drive a basketball through that butterfly, either guy is lying about pounding or he is abnormal.

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I hate these chicks claim they are Brazilian and when I call them and say a few words in BRASILIAN they don't know what and the hell I am saying.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]


Probably because there is no such language as "Brasilian" They speak Portuguese in Brazil.

Contacted her through the e-mail. Her pictures really don't do her justice. She is much prettier in person. WE texted and emailed to communicate no talking over the phone for some reason which I did not ask about. I found her to be a great GFE! I walk in she immediately gives me a kiss welcomes me hugs me and then asks that I shower. Which I already did but walking from my car I went and took the shower anyway can never be too squeaky clean. Got out she was in a robe and pink bra and panties looked amazing. First thought I had was wow she is better than her pictures YEahhh! We layed down talked kissed both DFK and LFK and hugged I caressed her breasts and teased and caressed her breasts suck on her nipples and went down on her DATY she seemed sensitive almost uncomfortable to me but she said she came and enjoyed it. She then went down on me. Did some more kissing massaging caressing talking and then did her doggie which she indicated was her favorite position mine also. I massage and caressed her some more we kissed some more and then we were done on the way out she gave me a hug and many kisses. Was a great time! Will repeat.

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[QUOTE=XxATLxX][/QUOTE

I hate these chicks claim they are Brazilian and when I call them and say a few words in BRASILIAN they don't know what and the hell I am saying.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]


Probably because there is no such language as "Brasilian" They speak Portuguese in Brazil.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure KC meant Portuguese as he's been to Brazil. Well, this could once again trigger a discussion about providers' annoying misrepresentations or other bad habits, but one of my top 3 pet peeves is providers who don't seem to know where the fuck they live.

For example, the other day I ran into two separate situations where I found BP providers who couldn't seem to give directions. In the first one, the woman told me to go to I-285, exit 30, turn left and go 3 lights. I did but there was no 3rd light, so I called her and asked where to go. Bottom line is she was supposed to tell me exit 29 and head north, not south. I told her at least she should be able to tell someone if she's inside or outside the perimeter. At that point she went ghetto on me so I hung up, then called her from a different phone and ragged her out. Stupid bytch.

The second woman told me to head toward Lenox Square Mall in Buckhead. I headed south on Peachtree Rd near Lenox and called her:

Me: OK, where do I go? I'm about a mile north of the mall.
Her: Are you on the downtown side?
Me: No, I'm heading south from 285 and now I'm about a mile north of Lenox Mall.
Her: I live a mile north of the mall.
Me: Great, so I must be somewhere near you now.
Her: How did you know I live north of the mall?
Me: You just told me.
Her: (raising her voice) No, you said you were going south to the mall and I live north of the mall.
Me: I said I was heading south and I'm currently about a mile north of the mall.
Her: So how did you know where I live?
Me: Again, you just told me. You said you live a mile north of the mall and that's about where I am now.
Her: (click)

It's impossible to deal with such stupid providers. I had two more providers on my list but they didn't pick up, so I headed towards I-85 and ended up having a good time with Yoko and her partner at WaWa. The second girl knew me from another AMP and I basically got a two-for-one deal. YMMV.

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Me: OK, where do I go? I'm about a mile north of the mall.
Her: Are you on the downtown side?
Me: No, I'm heading south from 285 and now I'm about a mile north of Lenox Mall.
Her: I live a mile north of the mall.
Me: Great, so I must be somewhere near you now.
Her: How did you know I live north of the mall?
Me: You just told me.
Her: (raising her voice) No, you said you were going south to the mall and I live north of the mall.
Me: I said I was heading south and I'm currently about a mile north of the mall.
Her: So how did you know where I live?
Me: Again, you just told me. You said you live a mile north of the mall and that's about where I am now.
Her: (click)

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That little exchange had me rolling. Some of these chicks are fresh out of retard school and testing out the day class assignment. Sorry you had to deal with that Nite.

[QUOTE=XxATLxX]Probably because there is no such language as "Brasilian" They speak Portuguese in Brazil.[/QUOTE]

I hope you're wearing a flak jacket. :)

[QUOTE=Niteluvr]Probably because there is no such language as "Brasilian" They speak Portuguese in Brazil.[/QUOTE]I'm sure KC meant Portuguese as he's been to Brazil. Well, this could once again trigger a discussion about providers' annoying misrepresentations or other bad habits, but one of my top 3 pet peeves is providers who don't seem to know where the fuck they live.

For example, the other day I ran into two separate situations where I found BP providers who couldn't seem to give directions. In the first one, the woman told me to go to I-285, exit 30, turn left and go 3 lights. I did but there was no 3rd light, so I called her and asked where to go. Bottom line is she was supposed to tell me exit 29 and head north, not south. I told her at least she should be able to tell someone if she's inside or outside the perimeter. At that point she went ghetto on me so I hung up, then called her from a different phone and ragged her out. Stupid bytch.

The second woman told me to head toward Lenox Square Mall in Buckhead. I headed south on Peachtree Road near Lenox and called her:

Me: OK, where do I go? I'm about a mile north of the mall.
Her: Are you on the downtown side?
Me: No, I'm heading south from 285 and now I'm about a mile north of Lenox Mall.
Her: I live a mile north of the mall.
Me: Great, so I must be somewhere near you now.
Her: How did you know I live north of the mall?
Me: You just told me.
Her: (raising her voice) No, you said you were going south to the mall and I live north of the mall.
Me: I said I was heading south and I'm currently about a mile north of the mall.
Her: So how did you know where I live?
Me: Again, you just told me. You said you live a mile north of the mall and that's about where I am now.
Her: (click)

It's impossible to deal with such stupid providers. I had two more providers on my list but they didn't pick up, so I headed towards I-85 and ended up having a good time with Yoko and her partner at WaWa. The second girl knew me from another AMP and I basically got a two-for-one deal. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Did you go see Jordan? I visited her few weeks back and she was living on that area-I 285 exit 29 or 30. I can't find the ad, the ad has been taken off.

[QUOTE=Sgt Soros]I hope you're wearing a flak jacket. :)[/QUOTE]
What KC meant to emphasize is that Brasil is spelled with an "s" not a "z" in Brasilian, LOL... and the girl didn't know shyt.

Ele falla Portuguese muito bem

[QUOTE=Phily000]I have had great success off of CL lately and have to find the time to write a LONG report but until then can some one help me out with some info please.

Looking for a cheap hotel on the east side of 285 or going out I-20. If you know of one please let me know. Just cant stand to spend money for a room when your only there a couple of hours.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Right for us off of exit 68 (Wesley Chapel).

[QUOTE=XxATLxX][/QUOTE]

I hate these chicks claim they are Brazilian and when I call them and say a few words in BRASILIAN they don't know what and the hell I am saying.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]


Probably because there is no such language as "Brasilian" They speak Portuguese in Brazil.[/QUOTE]


Hi XxATLxX,

You got the right one here clown I look over some of your posts I see you have a nasty smart ass mouth NO PROBLEM I have one too I love and don't have a problem getting down and dirty and Oh so nasty like I said you have the right one here Biscate/f ilho da o "google that shit you won't find that in your portuguese book" you learn that on the streets of the Favelas lol you see I can handle NERDS and GEEKS like you I also notice you are so bad the Editor have to delete many of your smart ass comments.

BUT, I love when know it all that don't go anywhere clowns like you run your mouth about shit you don't know shit about I bet you don't even own a damn passport or even took your sorry broken down country ass off your farm to even go on a trip to Brazil or anywhere as far as that matters you just complain about paying to fuck 40 year old broken down Asian hookers with your sorry ass.

I been going to Brazil since the late 70's when working at Eastern Airlines to places like Manaus,Belem,Fortaleza,Recife,Salvador, Sao Paulo, and of course Rio, I go to Rio 3-4 times a year, I would love to drop a smart ass clown like you in a FAVELA were those 12 year old boys would kick your NERD ass lol I bet you wouldn't last 10mins alone up there I walk alone up there and have a drink listen to music without any problems for decades.

For your info there are over 210 different languages spoken in Brazil there are areas were they speak what they call Brazilian German there I know a clown like you wouldn't know that, did you even know that the Indians there speak their own language some speak Tupi,carib,Arawak,Ge you see I lived there off and own for decades I know about their manners,culture,protocal something a fool like you wouldn't know were to start walking around at night meeting different people that don't look like your foolish looking ass.

There is a EUROPEAN PORTUGUESE and a BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE when the slaves came there they couldn't speak the same language as the people from Portugal even now most minorities don't even go to school.

It's just like if I took you off the farm and took you to the United Kingdom do you think they could understand your ass ?? many Sailors couldn't even speak with the people from the United Kingdom that was from the south lol without a lot of trouble so you know damn well those slaves had to come up with a way to talk with each.

Most people that been there know what I mean when I said speaking Brasilian BUT a know it all NERD like you just prove your ass haven't been off your farm or your trailer park in decades just long to pick up some trashy crack who*e off craiglist the only type of woman that would give you the time of day lol

Dude before you try to talk shit to me go to the Post Office and get a damn passport then get a Visa go to Brasil for a few decades and then come back and talk your slick sh*t or just stay on the farm and be a internet NERD like you been doing.



Kid Cisco

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Hi XxATLxX,

You got the right one here clown I look over some of your posts I see you have a nasty smart ass mouth NO PROBLEM I have one too I love and don't have a problem getting down and dirty and Oh so nasty like I said you have the right one here Biscate/f ilho da o "google that shit you won't find that in your portuguese book" you learn that on the streets of the Favelas lol you see I can handle NERDS and GEEKS like you I also notice you are so bad the Editor have to delete many of your smart ass comments.

BUT, I love when know it all that don't go anywhere clowns like you run your mouth about shit you don't know shit about I bet you don't even own a damn passport or even took your sorry broken down country ass off your farm to even go on a trip to Brazil or anywhere as far as that matters you just complain about paying to fuck 40 year old broken down Asian hookers with your sorry ass.

I been going to Brazil since the late 70's when working at Eastern Airlines to places like Manaus,Belem,Fortaleza,Recife,Salvador, Sao Paulo, and of course Rio, I go to Rio 3-4 times a year, I would love to drop a smart ass clown like you in a FAVELA were those 12 year old boys would kick your NERD ass lol I bet you wouldn't last 10mins alone up there I walk alone up there and have a drink listen to music without any problems for decades.

For your info there are over 210 different languages spoken in Brazil there are areas were they speak what they call Brazilian German there I know a clown like you wouldn't know that, did you even know that the Indians there speak their own language some speak Tupi,carib,Arawak,Ge you see I lived there off and own for decades I know about their manners,culture,protocal something a fool like you wouldn't know were to start walking around at night meeting different people that don't look like your foolish looking ass.

There is a EUROPEAN PORTUGUESE and a BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE when the slaves came there they couldn't speak the same language as the people from Portugal even now most minorities don't even go to school.

It's just like if I took you off the farm and took you to the United Kingdom do you think they could understand your ass ?? many Sailors couldn't even speak with the people from the United Kingdom that was from the south lol without a lot of trouble so you know damn well those slaves had to come up with a way to talk with each.

Most people that been there know what I mean when I said speaking Brasilian BUT a know it all NERD like you just prove your ass haven't been off your farm or your trailer park in decades just long to pick up some trashy crack who*e off craiglist the only type of woman that would give you the time of day lol

Dude before you try to talk shit to me go to the Post Office and get a damn passport then get a Visa go to Brasil for a few decades and then come back and talk your slick sh*t or just stay on the farm and be a internet NERD like you been doing.



Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]

Look how mad you are. Down right pathetic if you ask me. Hey guess what moron. Nobody cares. You just sat here typing out 8 paragraphs in an attempt to start a little internet fight. Nobody cares where you may or may not have been, or what you may or may not have done. Also, your grammar is down right pathetic, and I seriously doubt you hold a job of any substance. So you can sit back and call me a nerd or whatever, but when it comes down to it, nobody cares.....

No adult services or adult gigs right now ... ???