[QUOTE=BigLoadForU;2932520]I saw Teresa once when I was out. Didn't pick her up, but she approached my car while I was parked downtown. I was about to head out to a bar to meet a couple friends and apparently she thought I was stopping to pick her up.
I wasn't here for that and she spent a while trying to convince me to let her in. After a while she gave up. She actually seemed pretty cool and just down on her luck, so as I started getting out and walking away I gave her 5 and told her to be safe.
Fast forward 3 days later.
I'm driving down Central and see Teresa walking on the sidewalk. As I pass her she notices me and starts running toward me like a god damn gazelle. I get to the light and it's red and she's about 2 blocks down still running. She must have been pushing around 30 mph. As she gets closer I see others watching her wondering what the hell is happening and I'm starting to panic thinking that if she catches up to me they will all think that I'm some kind of 'john' (I am, but that doesn't need to be public knowledge).
But the other part of my mind was fixated on her freakish crack-like speed. I'm mean this chick was outpacing the other cars.
Anyway the light turned green by the time she was maybe 10 feet from me and I punch the gas, thinking I was free. I start heading down the street and take another look in my rear-view mirror and this crazy b*itch is still running, across the intersection and still heading toward me.
I had to make some crazy turns as if I was in some kind of high speed chase and finally escaped.
Now this is not a judgement on Teresa, and if anything I give her props for trying. She does seem to be a good person and just trying to get by.[/QUOTE]Please take a pic if it happens again. I think you may have nailed it when you said "her Crack like speed". Too funny.
The Belly.
