Massage Parlor Reports

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Then she started to show signs that she was about to perform the Honestone special on me.[/QUOTE]Did she shit on the floor?

[QUOTE=Wanker23;6104516]June at 10 will BBBJCIM dato & bbfscip. Will do this in table shower when business is slow too. Gives a decent massage as well.[/QUOTE]Damn Wanker23 I thought I was the only one this happened to not a bad thing but can you share some intel on some other spots too.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6105141]Did she shit on the floor?[/QUOTE]If he did, you would have lapped it up!

Was in Tacoma yesterday so dropped by Pinee. The girls were too busy so decided to try a few other spots. I'll make a separate post about who I found where.

I posted about meeting Mia at Labellas a couple weeks ago. I saw her again at M&M recently. During the visit, she brought her "sister" (close friend) Alice in to meet me. Alice is tiny, sweet, and adorable. Mia encouraged me to come visit Alice "next time" so I went back yesterday to give her a try.

Parking lot was empty, which is crucial to getting a non-rushed visit at MM. Walked in and was greeted by Alice. It was clear she didn't remember me (I'm not insulted, I met her briefly and these girls meet a lot of guys). As we walked to the room I asked if Mia was also working so I could say hi. The real reason I asked is because I wanted Mia to remind Alice that she'd met me before and give her the "this is a good customer" vouch.

Alice's English isn't that great, so she asked if I wanted to see Mia instead. I explained that I came to see her (Alice) but just wanted to say hi. Alice got the translator app out and confirmed that's what I wanted. When she left to allow me to undress, I also texted Mia's phone to tell her I was in the building and here to visit Alice as planned, but would love to say "hi. " I figured she'd probably pop her head in at some point during the massage.

Alice's massage was pretty damn good. For 5 minutes. That's when Cici started talking through the door to Alice. I heard her say "Mia" and "Alice" but don't speak Chinese so couldn't figure out exactly what she was trying to say. I'm guessing she overheard me talking to Alice while walking to the room and believed that I'd come to see Mia and that Alice sniped me. Soon she was straight up YELLING at Alice through the door for a solid 2 minutes while Alice attempted to continue the massage. The convo didn't go well, apparently, because Cici opened the door to let herself in and continued yelling. I mean YELLING. Fucking LOUD. This went on for another minute or two and then Mia walked in (presumably to diffuse whatever nonsense was going on). Mia was unsuccessful at calming Cici and offered to stay and do a four-hand. I passed and Mia left. Cici was still there yelling at Alice. I stood up, stark naked, held my finger up to my lips and said "SHHHHHHHHHHH" and told Cici to leave. She eventually did. But that was far from the end of it. Alice is much younger and prettier than Cici, and I'm wondering if that bothers Cici. And Cici isn't exactly known for her cool and calm demeanor.

Anyway, While Alice attempted to continue my massage, Cici continued to yell through the door. Alice was getting visibly upset. Then Alice started talking in Chinese on her phone. The boss on the other end would send a text message, and Alice would reply with a voice message in Chinese. Cici had apparently contacted the boss and told her that Alice had poached a customer. This text and voice convo went on for about 10 minutes while Alice did a lame one-handed rub. Alice eventually used the translate app to ask me if I would talk to the boss to explain things. Sigh. Fine.

She calls the boss and it's a female voice. I explain that Alice has done nothing wrong. I came to see Alice, I want to stay with Alice, I just wanted to say hi to Mia. I also tell the boss that Cici was ruining my visit and was being crazy rude. The boss lady apologized, the phone call ended, and I assumed that was the last of it and we can get on with the session.

WRONG.

A few minutes later, when Alice is in "just before the flip tease mode," Cici busts back into the room without knocking to confront me and ask if I called the boss. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I stood up again and told her to get the fuck out of the room. She didn't like that one bit, but she left.

Cici obviously contact the boss again because the text / voice message convo between the boss and Alice started up again. Alice had one hand on my balls with her phone in the other hand sending voice chats to the boss. Not exactly hot and steamy. Alice eventually took a photo of the text I had sent Mia when I arrived, clearly stating that I'd come to visit Alice but would love to "say hi" to Mia.

Cici continued to yell through the door. I kept hearing "Alice" and "Mia" in the convo, meaning Cici still hadn't figured shit out. Even after all that, Alice is hot enough that I really wanted to bang her, so during a lull in the crazy I got her clothes off. She's got a great body. She started with a decent BJ, but it was difficult to relax and stay hard. I got solid enough to at least slip in to cowgirl, but staying hard was tough. Flipped her into standing mish hoping the visuals would help. Nope. Cici kept saying shit every few minutes and I could tell Alice was visibly upset. Nobody wants to fuck a sad clown so I decided it wasn't going to happen so I told Alice I'd come back another day.

I got dressed and left. Cici was nowhere to be found when I stepped into the lobby.

Drove back to Pinee. Yoyo was finally free and we had a great visit. Zero problems getting it up, keeping it up, or firing it off. Shocker! Apparently feeling relaxed and welcomed helps you perform sexually! WHO KNEW?

It's a shame because I'd love to have a proper session with Alice. But only if Cici is NOT in the building. Cici fucked up by getting involved in something that had nothing to do with her. The boss fucked up by not waiting until the customer had left to discuss shit with Alice.

So for now, M&M is on my "no fucking way" list. Wanna have your boner shouted down? Go see Cici.

I haven't personally confirmed it, but there are multiple recent reports on Rmaps that Asia Massage is now under new management and a FS shop with very nice looking providers. I think Bella and Nana have moved on. Kind of bittersweet news. This was my "go-to" place for a great rubdown, back walk, and tug in the past.

Bella gave a great massage.

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So for now, M&M is on my "no fucking way" list. Wanna have your boner shouted down? Go see Cici.[/QUOTE]UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE Aussie.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6108808]UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE Aussie.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing the entire time! LOL.

Is it wrong that with a day of reflection, I'm considering a visit to Cici for an anger fuck? Lolol.

I just hate the idea of financially rewarding her absolutely shitty behavior.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6107994]So for now, M&M is on my "no fucking way" list. Wanna have your boner shouted down? Go see Cici.[/QUOTE]Holy shit Aussie. Damn. I usually lose interest after two text interruptions or another rookie monger coming through the door and asking a bunch of stupid questions. Anger fuck. Why not. LOL.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6109296]I was thinking the same thing the entire time! LOL.

Is it wrong that with a day of reflection, I'm considering a visit to Cici for an anger fuck? Lolol.

I just hate the idea of financially rewarding her absolutely shitty behavior.[/QUOTE]With a steamer on the floor afterwards. Dominance asserted.

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Pinee: Emma was off, Yoyo and Tina were there. I'd met Tina before at Labellas but didn't stay. She's cute and I'll have to try her eventually.

Orchid: Surprised to run into my old friend Jessica. Skinny and cute. She used to run one of the the CFG shoppes in Renton, then worked at Magnolia in Renton (same owner as Orchid Tacoma).

MM: Alice, Mia, Cici.

Labellas: Taller skinny girl with cute freckles who said her name was Yuyu. Wondering if she's trying to cash in on the fame of Pinee Yuyu / Yoyo.

Q Spa: Older chubbies, and another Cici known for her bad attitude.

[QUOTE=ItalianSteel;6108365]I haven't personally confirmed it, but there are multiple recent reports on Rmaps that Asia Massage is now under new management and a FS shop with very nice looking providers. I think Bella and Nana have moved on. Kind of bittersweet news. This was my "go-to" place for a great rubdown, back walk, and tug in the past.

Bella gave a great massage.[/QUOTE]Bella really did give a great massage, and was always smiling and happy the entire time. I hope she finds a spot at one of the other HJ only shoppes in FedWay, because I enjoyed her sessions when I was in the mood for that.

I've got an appt with TNA girl coming over from Eastern WA today but will check out these new girls at Asia Massage tomorrow. I don't track Rubmaps reviews so thanks for letting us know about the change there.

I've been reading it's in Federal Way.

It's def not the same as Relax Spa.

I went today and the descriptions didn't match the insides or the massage techs.

[QUOTE=Wanker23;6104516]June at 10 will BBBJCIM dato & bbfscip. Will do this in table shower when business is slow too. Gives a decent massage as well.[/QUOTE]Wanker23 still waiting on intel from other spots nearby in Puyallup you may have visited good and bad experiences.

Stopped over a NB last Friday paid for a 30 min $4 which was ok not that I had much time and was finish up a few errands. I didn't get name but she was amazing. She performed a really sensual CBJ making crazy eye contact enough for me to spring off the table and start the show. I was able to perform with no problem banging her silly while she straddled me while in both hands while her torso was supported by my arms. Turned her around for the mosh position for some more pounding. Finally turn here her over finished with a deep doggy style where I blew my load. Definitely wanted to repeat but she said she would be gone in 10 days bummer.

Popped into the new shop (another Thailand) over by my house not expecting much but was horny enough to give the bigger granny 30 mins of my time. Massage was mediocre was teasing 3 mins into session. After 10 minutes of regular ol HJ she decides to up the ante with probably the best CBJ I've had in a long time. Might be worth checking out if your low on funds spent less than 100 $ .

[QUOTE=LocalFckBoi;6111207]Popped into the new shop (another Thailand) over by my house not expecting much but was horny enough to give the bigger granny 30 mins of my time. Massage was mediocre was teasing 3 mins into session. After 10 minutes of regular ol HJ she decides to up the ante with probably the best CBJ I've had in a long time. Might be worth checking out if your low on funds spent less than 100 $ .[/QUOTE]What's the approximate location of this place? TIA.

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Orchid: Surprised to run into my old friend Jessica. Skinny and cute. She used to run one of the the CFG shoppes in Renton, then worked at Magnolia in Renton (same owner as Orchid Tacoma).
[/QUOTE]Ozzie is this place off Bridgeport in UP?

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6111798]Ozzie is this place off Bridgeport in UP?[/QUOTE]Yakima Ave.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6111787]What's the approximate location of this place? TIA.[/QUOTE]56th and orchard next to the am / pm doesn't pull up online yet. You have to ring the doorbell to get in.

[QUOTE=RanniTheWitch;6110698]I've been reading it's in Federal Way.

It's def not the same as Relax Spa.

I went today and the descriptions didn't match the insides or the massage techs.[/QUOTE]They had to close. Building got sold. Belle aime spa In Renton is owned by the same gal and has the same offerings.

I lurked the board for recon so I figured it was only fair to share a report.

TMI but I had a terrible accident a few years ago and have been in and out of surgeries since. I haven't popped, either from myself or someone else since then and I was finally cleared for sexual activity. It's the first time Junior's been used in 4 years so keep that in mind as it is probably influencing my opinion of my experience.

I read Aussies report about MM and figured I'd try to see if I could visit Alice without Cici drama. Went in the later evening, only 1 car in the lot.

I walk in and am greeted by a beautiful MILFy lady who was in pretty good shape. I would have been perfectly happy with her but I had my mind set on seeing Alice so I asked for her, she was happy to oblige.

Alice walks into my room and she is stunning. Very gorgeous face and my ideal body type. Slender enough to not have any kind of pooch but still enough meat on the bone to work with. Very nice natty Bs / Cs.

I gave her $$ and she asked "Boom Boom? I really appreciated her cutting to the chase.

While I'm getting undressed and set up I could hear, presumably Cici, bitching at another girl across the hall. Thankfully she cut the shit by massage time.

The massage was pretty decent at first but then she started dealing with her phone and one-handing it. She was still trying to use some muscle and technique so fair enough I guess. Once she got whatever business that was settled, we went for the flip. Incredible CBJ, lots of tongue action. Then she hops up for CG and she rides like a pro. Her body felt amazing and she put a lot of passion and effort into the grinding and it was awesome. Felt very tight to me, but like I said with my situation a latex glove would probably feel tight at that point.

After the pop and cleanup she flips me back over and does a nice one over on the massage, this time straddling my back without close which was a very nice touch.

After we get dressed, I put another. 4 on the table as a token of my appreciation. She offered me her phone number to set appointments directly in the future, but I declined assuring her I wouldn't be forgetting her name anytime soon.

Time spent with Alice is a real treat, I highly recommend it. She was eager to please, had a sweet demeanor and of course is absolutely gorgeous.

Anyone know of a place that has the tiny "Vicky" type of girl?

Stephanie was fantastic. Great hour of my time. Would def recommend.

Last week, stopped in late night (almost 10:00 pm).

Tina greeted me. Very soft and pleasant face, slightly soft but still nice figure. I have a hard time guessing age, but she looked nice enough to me. $65 for an hour.

Did a kinda odd massage, kinda this, then that, skipping here and there doing this and that, not unpleasant, but, random. Started putting my hands against her, so I started rubbing her legs and above a bit here and there.

Asked to flip and offered more. I think she asked $140 for BJ. FS was unavailable, wrong time of the month if I understood correctly.

Stripped down and did a very nice job. Then started cleaning up, was in and out of the room several times, and then as I'm laying there she pops back in to introduce her "sister" (friend) yuyu, who comes in, shakes my, um, not hand a little to greet me.

Nice looking young lady, a bit thinner and taller than Tina.

Nice time, was overall worth repeating, a little more expensive than other places I'd been in years past, but not much, and a more attractive staff.

[QUOTE=BrianDaed;6113558]I lurked the board for recon so I figured it was only fair to share a report.

TMI but I had a terrible accident a few years ago and have been in and out of surgeries since. I haven't popped, either from myself or someone else since then and I was finally cleared for sexual activity. It's the first time Junior's been used in 4 years so keep that in mind as it is probably influencing my opinion of my experience.

I read Aussies report about MM and figured I'd try to see if I could visit Alice without Cici drama. Went in the later evening, only 1 car in the lot.

I walk in and am greeted by a beautiful MILFy lady who was in pretty good shape. I would have been perfectly happy with her but I had my mind set on seeing Alice so I asked for her, she was happy to oblige.

Alice walks into my room and she is stunning. Very gorgeous face and my ideal body type. Slender enough to not have any kind of pooch but still enough meat on the bone to work with. Very nice natty Bs / Cs.

I gave her $$ and she asked "Boom Boom? I really appreciated her cutting to the chase..[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your troubles in the past, but glad you got it up and working now. Also good looks on the recon about Alice. I'll have to come thru and find out for myself before she gets too busy thanks to Aussie's recommendation.

[QUOTE=Langston253;6113948]Sorry to hear about your troubles in the past, but glad you got it up and working now. Also good looks on the recon about Alice. I'll have to come thru and find out for myself before she gets too busy thanks to Aussie's recommendation.[/QUOTE]She was ready and happy to accommodate last night So you probably have a little time before word of mouth catches up.

[QUOTE=BrianDaed;6113558]I lurked the board for recon so I figured it was only fair to share a report.

TMI but I had a terrible accident a few years ago and have been in and out of surgeries since. I haven't popped, either from myself or someone else since then and I was finally cleared for sexual activity. It's the first time Junior's been used in 4 years so keep that in mind as it is probably influencing my opinion of my experience.

I read Aussies report about MM and figured I'd try to see if I could visit Alice without Cici drama. Went in the later evening, only 1 car in the lot.

I walk in and am greeted by a beautiful MILFy lady who was in pretty good shape. I would have been perfectly happy with her but I had my mind set on seeing Alice so I asked for her, she was happy to oblige.

Alice walks into my room and she is stunning. Very gorgeous face and my ideal body type. Slender enough to not have any kind of pooch but still enough meat on the bone to work with. Very nice natty Bs / Cs.

I gave her $$ and she asked "Boom Boom? I really appreciated her cutting to the chase.

While I'm getting undressed and set up I could hear, presumably Cici, bitching at another girl across the hall. Thankfully she cut the shit by massage time.

The massage was pretty decent at first but then she started dealing with her phone and one-handing it. She was still trying to use some muscle and technique so fair enough I guess. Once she got whatever business that was settled, we went for the flip. Incredible CBJ, lots of tongue action. Then she hops up for CG and she rides like a pro. Her body felt amazing and she put a lot of passion and effort into the grinding and it was awesome. Felt very tight to me, but like I said with my situation a latex glove would probably feel tight at that point.

After the pop and cleanup she flips me back over and does a nice one over on the massage, this time straddling my back without close which was a very nice touch.

After we get dressed, I put another. 4 on the table as a token of my appreciation. She offered me her phone number to set appointments directly in the future, but I declined assuring her I wouldn't be forgetting her name anytime soon.

Time spent with Alice is a real treat, I highly recommend it. She was eager to please, had a sweet demeanor and of course is absolutely gorgeous.[/QUOTE]I enjoyed your report Brian & have added Alice to my wish list. Thank god you successfully avoided Cici Even though you got a 'taste' of her demeanor. But I have to ask, how the heck did you survive that long without getting off? I honestly cannot imagine what I'd do if something like your ordeal ever happened to me?

Be well and happy hunting.

Two milfy types there now. Jenny and Yoyo (popular name).

I tried Jenny. Massage was meh, and so was the CBJ and FS. SUPER tight initially. Tried to complain that my dick was too big (it's really not). Finally got it in but she did that thing I hate where the top comes down and bottom comes up but they wear the dress like a weird hula hoop.

Same owner (and therefore girls) as the new ACU massage in FedWay, Orchid on Yakima in Tacoma, and Magnolia in Renton. Jessica at Orchid is the only one of the bunch I'd see again.

To the idiot who got kicked out of 10 E earlier in the week, if you want a service just ask. Don't pull up reviews on your phone from this site and show them to the ladies saying you want that for XX $. First off, if it is under 200 for FS with Greek, good chance the review is false. This was the first time I have watched the mamasan from my vehicle kick someone out from there and give them back the $$. I took me almost an hour chatting with Sunny to calm her down. Most of the time, these ladies are very accommodating to what you want for the right price. If you stink or are an ass, that price will be much higher.

Since I know the 3 working there due to how often I visit, I gave Sunny my normal rate and told her it was for the problems caused. Told her I would be back later in the week for a regular session and took off. She was in a much better mood when I left. Went back yesterday and service was great as usual.

These shops know we review them and they don't typically mind it as it brings in business for them. Just don't be an asshole or call up the review to show them what you want.

Aussie, your MM Shitshow story is wild. I would have bailed much sooner as my dick would have been too pissed to do the job. Good on you for even being willing to keep trying. It is a testament to the power of boners.

So there seems to be some major on-going beef between those two. I had a slightly similar experience, but from the reverse perspective. I was with CiCi. She was a decent enough FS, but was very distracted by what the other women were doing. Her and Alice kept fussing through the door, but Alice let it go immediately, when I stood up and asked is everything is ok. It sounds like it would not have ended if CiCi was the one who was mad.

After we were done, I had a long conversation with CiCi and she seemed to get in a better mood, giving me a great post-finish massage while we talked. I asked her if she ever worked at Q Spa or Labellas. She said no, only at MM. Alice and Mia work at the other shops. And if you go to the other shops and ask for them, they will drive down from MM. Part of the problem seems to be that they go to Labellas and make a lot of money, and then when it is slow there, come back to MM and "take customers" there.

Sarah had recommended Mia and Alice to me, so I asked to meet Alice (I had already tried Mia at Labellas). CiCi went and got Alice and Tina. When I told Alice that Sarah had recommended her and that I would be back to see her, CiCi's whole attitude changed and she walked away without saying bye or walking me to the door.

So it seems like her jealousy is too much. I may have to take some for the team, and go keep CiCi happy and busy, so you guys can enjoy Mia, Tina and Alice in peace. LOL.

If you could only see one MT, who in the Tacoma / Puyallup / Parkland area would you see? One girl / shop only. Who would your one in Federal Way be?

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6114686]Two milfy types there now. Jenny and Yoyo (popular name).

I tried Jenny. Massage was meh, and so was the CBJ and FS. SUPER tight initially. Tried to complain that my dick was too big (it's really not). Finally got it in but she did that thing I hate where the top comes down and bottom comes up but they wear the dress like a weird hula hoop.

Same owner (and therefore girls) as the new ACU massage in FedWay, Orchid on Yakima in Tacoma, and Magnolia in Renton. Jessica at Orchid is the only one of the bunch I'd see again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. FS shops are a dime a dozen from Federal Way to Tacoma. When I am in the mood for just a great massage and tug, it's more difficult to find a cute, friendly, and reliable provider.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6114567]I enjoyed your report Brian & have added Alice to my wish list. Thank god you successfully avoided Cici Even though you got a 'taste' of her demeanor. But I have to ask, how the heck did you survive that long without getting off? I honestly cannot imagine what I'd do if something like your ordeal ever happened to me?

Be well and happy hunting.[/QUOTE]When it first went down busting a nut was the least of my worries. My docs were preparing me for the possibility of never walking again, so all things considered I'm extremely lucky to make a full recovery. Thank you kindly though.

I want to see a sexy spinner Asian girl, I saw people talk about m&m and heard about Mia and her sister but wanted to know the full damage, also do they do nuru.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6114686]Same owner (and therefore girls) as the new ACU massage in FedWay, Orchid on Yakima in Tacoma, and Magnolia in Renton. Jessica at Orchid is the only one of the bunch I'd see again.[/QUOTE]Again, thanks for the intel. I'm just a little bit annoyed that we lost a great and rare (he only) location with a solid rotation of providers like Bella there. It may sound crazy on this board, but sometimes I'm in the mood for some young cutie to work out all the knots and get the full hour with a great release while she is naked vs some Aunty rushed FS experience.

Seems like everything in the area is trending toward FS shops with "meh" massage service. This is happening even in places like Puyallup, and formerly he only shops like Happy Feet down the hill from the Tacoma Mall -- which is now also confirmed FS. I have even been offered BJs at various places which this was unheard of until about a year ago. Times are changing, and I guess economics wins out in the long run. And the demand must be there to meet it.

Cheers, Mate.

Your reviews are awesome.

I tried Ocean in FW. Found Julie. Excellent massage and FS was quite satisfying. Had to return a few days later. She told me she was leaving for CA soon.

ACR was odd. Auntie dressed in lingerie took room fee. Tall older lad dressed in street clothes came in, did OK massage, flipped and HJ finish. No discussion of other options. Sign on wall says no sex massage.

Started my little journey around this I'm really looking for some of y'all personal.

Faves when it comes to FS or just best experiences.

I've been to M&M twice, first time 2 girl was okay. Massage was no effort. Didn't get names but one of them.

Was extremely stiff. Opted out 2 girl second time.

Been to skin solution once on a late night, hour before closing one handed massage from a chubbier lady in her 30's.

Kind of tight but wasn't really in to it.

And I seen yu-yu at pine. Easily the one who has kept my interest. And wanting to experience some others. She.

Was a real treat. May have to stop by today.

Personally, I don't go to these kinds of places for FS. I like HE or BBBJ, nothing more. Looking for a relaxed experience. I have other avenues for FS which I find much more fun.

[QUOTE=Chill1990;6118286]Started my little journey around this I'm really looking for some of y'all personal.

Faves when it comes to FS or just best experiences.

I've been to M&M twice, first time 2 girl was okay. Massage was no effort. Didn't get names but one of them.

Was extremely stiff. Opted out 2 girl second time.

Been to skin solution once on a late night, hour before closing one handed massage from a chubbier lady in her 30's.

Kind of tight but wasn't really in to it.

And I seen yu-yu at pine. Easily the one who has kept my interest. And wanting to experience some others. She.

Was a real treat. May have to stop by today.[/QUOTE]

I was driving past Clover Massage and saw a sign I never noticed before that said Love Massage. It next door to Dragon's Crawfish Seafood restaurant. I was wondering if anyone had any info on this place. TIA.