Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3794571]Of course there's LMPs that are more affordable. Just don't expect to find those Maxim models there like you would at the 2-300 joints.

Just not the Ooh-La-La in Hialeah, next to the Gratigny Expressway.

[URL]https://www.local10.com/news/crime/police-check-of-ooh-la-la-massage-parlor-nets-4-arrests[/URL][/QUOTE]I had been hitting that place up a lot before the bust, the last time I left I saw two hotties walk in, so I called asked their names so I would get them the next time I went then. Busted. Ugh regret not going sooner LOL. Aw well.

Funny story. I was received a shitty massage with no HE, old asian lady meets me at front door, with hand out as I'm leaving, told her I left it in the room, I speed walked to my car and she still made it out to the parking lot as I was driving away yelling about her tip. I was cracking up

[QUOTE=ImHank;3800020]I have a (long) little story.

The Setup:

I travel through somewhat regularly for business and stay at the Hampton Inn which is right next door to the plaza that Asiami Massage is in.

That was to be my very first visit to any type of massage parlor and I had extremely high hopes since they were open until close to midnight (which I've read CAN BE an indicator that extras are available).

If I recall, the price for the 1 hr massage was $69.

As lame as it may sound, I requested the "Free Table Shower with the purchase of a 1 hr massage," as advertised on their website, but the young girl at the counter said "no. " I didn't push back at all. Just took the massage only.

I was cheerfully greeted in the room by a very cute petite woman wearing blue medical scrubs, who was most likely in her early 30's.

Just before leaving the room, she explained that I was to remove all clothing and lie face-down on the table.

I disrobed to being totally nude, taking my time in getting to the table in an effort for her to walk in and see I wasn't shy about being nude (which I also read was a suggestion to increasing the odds of a HE).

The Massage.

Although this was my first ever massage, from what I could tell she did a pretty darn good job.

Midway through, she asked my to flip to my back.

I got an obvious erection several times which caused my BARELY covered dick to become partially exposed; each time, she said "oh" and softly arranged the cover to, once again, barely cover it; her hand brushing along it each time. I thought YES, this is going to be great!

ASIDE: I have a pretty lean, athletic build (6'-1" tall and 185 lbs) which she admiringly mentioned more than once.

The Ending:

When the hour was nearly over she gently removed the corner of the blanket, completely exposing me. I moaned in anticipation of her small, soft fingers slowly wrapping around me, when she suddenly grabbed my wrist and moved my hand, placing it directly on my dick.

Confused, I immediately replaced my hand at my side.

She grabbed it again, and this time when placing my hand on my erection she guided my hand up and down whispering; "you do. ".

Taken aback, in a whisper I said; "No, you do it. ".

She declined, slowly shaking her head back and forth.

Thinking she may have feared I was suspicious or something, I gripped my now very firm erection at the base swaying it and stroking it some. I again asked her if she would do it.

She whispered a long "no. ".

I replaced my hand to my side and sighed heavily.

She said "you have 10 minutes left. You want head massage? You want more chest massage?

The mood was dead, so I said no and she turned and exited the room.

The Exit:

I got up, quickly dressed, dropped a tip on the table and then opened the door to leave.

To my surprise, she was standing just a few feet from the door with, as I recall, her hand out for the tip.

When I explained that I had left it on the table, she became quite irritated, abruptly darting around me and to the room (I found that behavior very odd and unprofessional).

The Walk of Shame:

I then walked back the the hotel.

Defeated, I undressed, showered and then begrudgingly got into bed for the night.

The time was nearly 10:30 pm. I was still astonishingly horny and completely frustrated.

I was resolute to get a HE on this trip, so I got out of bed and hurriedly looked up Asian Massage Parlors (on another site as this one was down) using a search filter for those that were open late.

BINGO. I found one.

I picked up the phone and dialed the number.

I'll conclude this in a report which I'll title "Asian Massage. SW 8th".[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3794571]Of course there's LMPs that are more affordable. Just don't expect to find those Maxim models there like you would at the 2-300 joints.

Just not the Ooh-La-La in Hialeah, next to the Gratigny Expressway.

[URL]https://www.local10.com/news/crime/police-check-of-ooh-la-la-massage-parlor-nets-4-arrests[/URL][/QUOTE]I see a lot of yall frequent Kendall and more southern AMPs. Glenn you seem to know your shit. Any recommendations further north? Say North Miami / Miami Shores. Appreciate it bro.

Noticed yall are very knowledgable about Downtown and Central MIA. What are some good AMPs near North Miami / North Miami Beach? I've heard about A Ling Spa, Biscayne Blvd, Meme's and Best Asian Massage. Thoughts on these or others? Thanks so much!

Heard A Ling Spa, Best Asian Massage and Oriental Spa are up there. Which is the best?

Tampa checking in. I'll be in Miami this Thursday, can anyone recommend a good LMP to get a legit massage and FS from a thick Latina, all in place. I'll be sure to return to favor of you guys ever come out my way In Tampa. Thanks in advance.

Hey glad this is back, I'm not really new to the scene but I'm not also a veteran or anything, I had a few escort, but I wanted to try some AMP, close to the downtown area, I know one on 71st but IDK anything about it. Just let me know the best spots.

Hey everyone I'm not really a newbie but I'm not really a veteran either, I had a few escorts and I wanted to try some AMP now, I'm wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks to get FS and not really pay much and get more bang for your buck. I'm interested in the one on 71st and 2St oasis something. Thanks again Bros happy hunting.

[QUOTE=HoloGuru;3809984]Hey everyone I'm not really a newbie but I'm not really a veteran either, I had a few escorts and I wanted to try some AMP now, I'm wondering if anyone has any tips and tricks to get FS and not really pay much and get more bang for your buck. I'm interested in the one on 71st and 2St oasis something. Thanks again Bros happy hunting.[/QUOTE]I believe you're referring to the Oasis Bodyworks at [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] 71st St, Yeah, if you're new to the hobby and you're looking for some experience, then go try the Oasis, then you'll know what a DUD parlour looks like.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3811652]I believe you're referring to the Oasis at 71st St, Yeah, if you're new to the hobby and you're looking for some experience, then go try the Oasis, then you'll know what a DUD parlour looks like.[/QUOTE]Yeah that's the one, do you have any recommendations? Any tips on how to Get HE, what's the damages for house and HE.

And what's DUD?

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3794571]Of course there's LMPs that are more affordable. Just don't expect to find those Maxim models there like you would at the 2-300 joints.

Just not the Ooh-La-La in Hialeah, next to the Gratigny Expressway.

[URL]https://www.local10.com/news/crime/police-check-of-ooh-la-la-massage-parlor-nets-4-arrests[/URL][/QUOTE]This bust killed most of my spots and a FS spot I had just discovered. I frequent Hialeah. Glad to say my go to HE spot is still up.

And running but man hitting FS milestone was great then it was taken.

So I don't post very often but I felt I had to share my experience. I came on here the other day looking for a FS massage place near SW Kendall / Westchester and I saw itt that someone mentioned this place allows FS for another 80 (on top of the initial 40 for the room). So I paid the 40 for the initial HH. However, when it came to negotiation, she wouldn't have it. I even offered her more money but she refused. Is this normal for places to offer FS off / on like that? Do you think maybe she just didn't want to fuck me? I didn't even get to finish and she still requested a tip. She was nice so it's whatever but still. Left very unsatisfied. Just trying to lose my v-card asap. Would appreciate a pm for any suggestions. Thanks! Stay safe!

[QUOTE=HoloGuru;3812448]Yeah that's the one, do you have any recommendations? Any tips on how to Get HE, what's the damages for house and HE.

And what's DUD?[/QUOTE]Dud: a thing that fails to work properly or is otherwise unsatisfactory or worthless.

[QUOTE=Roggae;3816061]So I don't post very often but I felt I had to share my experience. I came on here the other day looking for a FS massage place near SW Kendall / Westchester and I saw itt that someone mentioned this place allows FS for another 80 (on top of the initial 40 for the room). So I paid the 40 for the initial HH. However, when it came to negotiation, she wouldn't have it. I even offered her more money but she refused. Is this normal for places to offer FS off / on like that? Do you think maybe she just didn't want to fuck me? I didn't even get to finish and she still requested a tip. She was nice so it's whatever but still. Left very unsatisfied. Just trying to lose my v-card asap. Would appreciate a pm for any suggestions. Thanks! Stay safe![/QUOTE]Is this near Sedanos Supermarket in Flagler? 6789 W Flagler St. ?

I was recently in Florida for a tour of some of your cities. I would like to leave a short review for a good parlor I found here.

Latina place called the Beauty Bar, on SW 87th, place is nice and well kept, parking is a fuckin' pain though.

Lady on the front desk is named Lola, I'm half latino so I speak OK spanish, we hit it off right away, sadly she's not available for massages.

Ages range from young to not so young, but all girls have nice bodies, or thick bodies, the two latina flavors. I had Chanel, nice body and a bit of a loudmouth but very good lady. $ got me some French with her, but all was done with a rubber.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3816987]Is this near Sedanos Supermarket in Flagler? 6789 W Flagler St. ?[/QUOTE]Yes. I also checked out the other one that was mentioned on Flagler. I believe the other one was on 36th? When I tried to go in the door was locked. Is there another entrance or something? Thanks. Also, if anyone's been to the one on Coral Way & 107th I would love to hear about it as it's really close by. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Roggae;3816061]So I don't post very often but I felt I had to share my experience. I came on here the other day looking for a FS massage place near SW Kendall / Westchester and I saw itt that someone mentioned this place allows FS for another 80 (on top of the initial 40 for the room). So I paid the 40 for the initial HH. However, when it came to negotiation, she wouldn't have it. I even offered her more money but she refused. Is this normal for places to offer FS off / on like that? Do you think maybe she just didn't want to fuck me? I didn't even get to finish and she still requested a tip. She was nice so it's whatever but still. Left very unsatisfied. Just trying to lose my v-card asap. Would appreciate a pm for any suggestions. Thanks! Stay safe![/QUOTE]How old is the thera?

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3820408]How old is the thera?[/QUOTE]The one I had was pretty old. Maybe mid 40's? I definitely still found her attractive but I have a thing for older women so maybe that's just me. Now I'm thinking maybe I just got the wrong person working.

So I'm visiting miami for a few days and I was hoping to find a good body to body massage, but would be great. Does anyone know of any in the area? I'm in Brickell but I will drive if needed. Thanks.

[QUOTE=MisterTwinkies;3818511]I was recently in Florida for a tour of some of your cities. I would like to leave a short review for a good parlor I found here.

Latina place called the Beauty Bar, on SW 87th, place is nice and well kept, parking is a fuckin' pain though.

Lady on the front desk is named Lola, I'm half latino so I speak OK spanish, we hit it off right away, sadly she's not available for massages.

Ages range from young to not so young, but all girls have nice bodies, or thick bodies, the two latina flavors. I had Chanel, nice body and a bit of a loudmouth but very good lady. $ got me some French with her, but all was done with a rubber.[/QUOTE]You have a contact number of that place?

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3828820]You have a contact number of that place?[/QUOTE]It's on RM my dude, but I'll PM you the number if you don't got an account there LOL.

While I'm here, I have to go visit my fam-fam living in Miami again during the summer, anyone want to recommend me a nice parlor with Asian girls? You can PM me names if you want, I'd appreciate it.

Do any of you guys use Viagra or the generic Sildenafil Citrate 100 mg?

I'm getting old and taking the generic stuff stuff really helps, I'm pounding pussy like I was 35 again. I get it for less than $2/ pill.

FS $20 ? What do you mean by this?

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3751381]Been that place before and I get the same girl kiki, she charge 160, but said give only 100 but no luck and finally we agreed on 120 for FS. That's, the most I could give. MiamiManian, try the one along Flagler and 84th Ave. Its behind AMSCOR 2nd floor, young lady too. FS $20 only.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ramonini;3834542]FS $20 ? What do you mean by this?[/QUOTE]LOL there has to be a zero missing.

Hey does anyone know any AMP, that offer FS, also latinas will be nice too.

[QUOTE=Exoticcar;3838400]LOL there has to be a zero missing.[/QUOTE]Go to Abbreviations and look the symbols meaning.

Went to this place yesterday for 1/2 hour service 40 dollars. Massage not that quite good. Ask if how many are they working and said two. Coco is the name of thera. No FS on the menu for her, she charge 40 for HJ. Next time going to try other thera. Place is located at Gratigny Shopping Plaza. At 68th st. Hialeah.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3842991]Went to this place yesterday for 1/2 hour service 40 dollars. Massage not that quite good. Ask if how many are they working and said two. Coco is the name of thera. No FS on the menu for her, she charge 40 for HJ. Next time going to try other thera. Place is located at Gratigny Shopping Plaza. At 68th st. Hialeah.[/QUOTE]Been there as well as the AMP on the west side of 826, next to the hospital. Tried twice at each one, but passed as the talent there was sorely lacking at both. Two AMPs just blocks apart, but generally older, non-attractive women there.

Going home from work along 82nd Ave. Saw a sign of massage in the area before reaching 33st. In Doral. Get in and have massage 45 1/2 hour. I thought am going to get one today but no luck same as yesterday zip. LOL. She said no touch which I respected. Better luck next time.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3843469]Going home from work along 82nd Ave. Saw a sign of massage in the area before reaching 33st. In Doral. Get in and have massage 45 1/2 hour. I thought am going to get one today but no luck same as yesterday zip. LOL. She said no touch which I respected. Better luck next time.[/QUOTE]That place on 82 ave and 36 street is probably the second worse spa in Doral.

I'll be visiting later this week. Can anyone give me any recommendations for LMP or if there are any good Eastern European places? I think there was one around lejeune when I visited a year ago but didn't get a chance to visit. I did visit a couple LMPs. One on Flagler and one on coral way. I think they rotated attendants. I'm not sure if there are any new, better places. I personally love enhanced bodies. Is the going rate for FS really between 80-120? It is a lot more in SC. Please pm me any suggestions / details. Thanks.

There were 3 handy places in North Beach at Collins & 75th and two more on 71st. They all got raided on the same day, with a couple others. They are open again under new mgmt but seems more legit massage than HE places. Any intel? Has anyone been there since January? Thanks.

Of all my mongering over the years, I'm yet to hit an AMP. It's now on my immediate bucket list!

I drive down 163rd /167th street in North Miami Beach and see a number of them along the way.

Does anyone have intel on any of those places? Or somewhere not to far from that area?

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3830954]Do any of you guys use Viagra or the generic Sildenafil Citrate 100 mg?

I'm getting old and taking the generic stuff stuff really helps, I'm pounding pussy like I was 35 again. I get it for less than $2/ pill.[/QUOTE]I take the generic tadalfil (Cialis) I order from an Indiian Pharma company called CIPLA. Works for me. I pay $1. 20/ ea for a 90 pill order.

[QUOTE=DeepThroat88;3869257]I take the generic tadalfil (Cialis) I order from an Indiian Pharma company called CIPLA. Works for me. I pay $1. 20/ ea for a 90 pill order.[/QUOTE]Do you have the website?

[QUOTE=DeepThroat88;3869257]I take the generic tadalfil (Cialis) I order from an Indiian Pharma company called CIPLA. Works for me. I pay $1. 20/ ea for a 90 pill order.[/QUOTE]Yup, generic is definitely the way to go, the American made Rx stuff is crazy expensive. It's like a 50% increase in your mongering bill.

Cialis is great too, each monger just needs to experiment and see what works best for him.

I went to an AMP this weekend, and took half a Viagra that morning. I performed like a champ.

While down in South Florida on business this week, I made time to stop into this location to get rid of built-up stress. It's located in a small strip center off USA 1. It is also a BUSY strip center during the day. When entering, like others I have been in down South Florida and the Keys, there is no barrier between the front door and the rooms, so if you're like me and prefer a door before the typical hallway to the TS room, consider yourself warned. Other than that, the place was clean, organized and quiet. Two ladies were in the back, I only got to see one. "Singee" (pronounced sing E). She was a bit older than most girls (about 35-40) attractive (but could stand to lose 20 pounds) with an otherwise nice frame. Long hair and a pretty smile. Best of all was her personality. She was sweet and ambitious if you get my drift. Singee greeted me at the door, shortly after I walked in. She asked the obligatory question "Do you want massage?" to which I responded yes. She guided me back to door #1 and told me to disrobe. Prior to her leaving the room, I made sure to confirm that the TS was included in my fee (it is an extra fee here) to which she said YES. Okay, so door closes and off with the clothes, the jump on the table and assume the position. She re-enters and immediately begins a feather-touch back massage, making sure to hit the sweet-spot. Once she got the response she was expecting from me, she remained there and failed to go nowhere else. Not what I came there for, not what I expected either. I told her my girl up in Central Florida where I'm from first provides TS, then the massage. She said "we do massage first". Oh well. She never provided a real massage, but was quite attentive if you get my drift. She then had me flip and negotiated her tip before going further. Bottom line. I gave up an Uncle Ben in return for nearly FS. We both had fun on the table, then it was off to the TS room where she cleaned me up spic and span! Back to the room to get dressed, leave tip and head out the door to finish my errands for the day.

So if all you want is the real nitty gritty boys, this place seems to provide it. Ask for Sing-e.

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8;3875990]While down in South Florida on business this week, I made time to stop into this location to get rid of built-up stress. It's located in a small strip center off USA 1. It is also a BUSY strip center during the day. When entering, like others I have been in down South Florida and the Keys, there is no barrier between the front door and the rooms, so if you're like me and prefer a door before the typical hallway to the TS room, consider yourself warned. Other than that, the place was clean, organized and quiet. Two ladies were in the back, I only got to see one. "Singee" (pronounced sing E). She was a bit older than most girls (about 35-40) attractive (but could stand to lose 20 pounds) with an otherwise nice frame. Long hair and a pretty smile. Best of all was her personality. She was sweet and ambitious if you get my drift. Singee greeted me at the door, shortly after I walked in. She asked the obligatory question "Do you want massage?" to which I responded yes. She guided me back to door #1 and told me to disrobe. Prior to her leaving the room, I made sure to confirm that the TS was included in my fee (it is an extra fee here) to which she said YES. Okay, so door closes and off with the clothes, the jump on the table and assume the position. She re-enters and immediately begins a feather-touch back massage, making sure to hit the sweet-spot. Once she got the response she was expecting from me, she remained there and failed to go nowhere else. Not what I came there for, not what I expected either. I told her my girl up in Central Florida where I'm from first provides TS, then the massage. She said "we do massage first". Oh well. She never provided a real massage, but was quite attentive if you get my drift. She then had me flip and negotiated her tip before going further. Bottom line. I gave up an Uncle Ben in return for nearly FS. We both had fun on the table, then it was off to the TS room where she cleaned me up spic and span! Back to the room to get dressed, leave tip and head out the door to finish my errands for the day.

So if all you want is the real nitty gritty boys, this place seems to provide it. Ask for Sing-e.[/QUOTE]Can you give a cross street to US1 since it goes for miles. And there are dozens of AMP off of US1 because it goes on for miles.

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Its getting harder for me to get service all my regulars disappeared so I had to go outside the box and decided to hit up a lmp. Pics are her Romanian jew tall totally stacked. Was trying to hook up with alex in kendall originally but she said she won't be in until tonight. She speaks fluent spanish and english along with italian and few other lingos. For a paper you got rub and CBJ, buck fitty gets you FS. Everything covered no daty allows fiv very friendly overall. Did not rush me at all she let me pound away fast and slow never complained. The only thing was the massage table was high so some of you might have to get up on your tippy toes to pound standing up. Very busy professional bldg terrible parking I nearly got boxed in by typical asshole truck driver parking where ever the fuck he wants. You need a smart car to park there very small spaces. Its not a typical lmp though its a very small room looks like a converted utility room this place was like 10 X10. Susan said alex has been working there for 10 years with no problems the neighbors and bldg management knows what's up. Bit pricey most likely would not return but its been years since I hit up a lmp.

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8;3875990]While down in South Florida on business this week, I made time to stop into this location to get rid of built-up stress. It's located in a small strip center off USA 1. It is also a BUSY strip center during the day. When entering, like others I have been in down South Florida and the Keys, there is no barrier between the front door and the rooms, so if you're like me and prefer a door before the typical hallway to the TS room, consider yourself warned. Other than that, the place was clean, organized and quiet. Two ladies were in the back, I only got to see one. "Singee" (pronounced sing E). She was a bit older than most girls (about 35-40) attractive (but could stand to lose 20 pounds) with an otherwise nice frame. Long hair and a pretty smile. Best of all was her personality. She was sweet and ambitious if you get my drift. Singee greeted me at the door, shortly after I walked in. She asked the obligatory question "Do you want massage?" to which I responded yes. She guided me back to door #1 and told me to disrobe. Prior to her leaving the room, I made sure to confirm that the TS was included in my fee (it is an extra fee here) to which she said YES. Okay, so door closes and off with the clothes, the jump on the table and assume the position. She re-enters and immediately begins a feather-touch back massage, making sure to hit the sweet-spot. Once she got the response she was expecting from me, she remained there and failed to go nowhere else. Not what I came there for, not what I expected either. I told her my girl up in Central Florida where I'm from first provides TS, then the massage. She said "we do massage first". Oh well. She never provided a real massage, but was quite attentive if you get my drift. She then had me flip and negotiated her tip before going further. Bottom line. I gave up an Uncle Ben in return for nearly FS. We both had fun on the table, then it was off to the TS room where she cleaned me up spic and span! Back to the room to get dressed, leave tip and head out the door to finish my errands for the day.

So if all you want is the real nitty gritty boys, this place seems to provide it. Ask for Sing-e.[/QUOTE]A little more info on the location, please.