Space Cadets

[QUOTE=BigStud47;6092241]That would be Gia from Merritt island.

Bs.[/QUOTE]And that's a shame! When she was in the condo on Merritt Island, she was one of the best in the area! Lately, reports on her are mixed and unfortunately, she has allowed the demons to take over her life as many others in Brevard. I really thought last year she had turned her life around and was heading in the right direction. Too bad because Gia could be a lot of fun! Hopefully, a stay in the Gray bar will help straighten her out.

[QUOTE=BigStud47;6101810]Well looks like Erica got snagged again for hobby!

Booking date / time 9/01/2022 14:11 pm.

I bet they asked for anal when they contacted her!

Bs.[/QUOTE]5 foot 3 inches tall and 190 pounds. Good grief.

[QUOTE=FloridaRecruit;6102411]5 foot 3 inches tall and 190 pounds. Good grief.[/QUOTE]In response to BS it wasn't anal.

It wasn't anal it was full service for 160 match sticks.

[QUOTE=StymieChula;6103613]In response to BS it wasn't anal.

It wasn't anal it was full service for 160 match sticks.[/QUOTE]Yes I was wrong but I can say this on all the arrest reports I've read they all asked for anal. It was not meant to piss anyone off. But if you read her previous report if I'm not mistaking they asked about anal. So was not meant to piss anyone off again!

Bs.

Here is May 31 arrest

[QUOTE=Admin2;2309232][BLUE]I'm fine with that, Brevard uses up a lot of my time. These types of threads are not "ANYTHING" goes. They are threads where the argumentative infraction rules are relaxed. You can call a guy a cocksucker but you can't threaten to kill him. You can't give out real personal info, you can't talk about arrest shit, STD shit, all of the other rules are still there.

Chicks can defend in these threads.

It also means there is ZERO fucking tolerance for douchebaggery in other threads in Brevard. If you quote some guy and argue with him you go on moderation the first time it happens. It means the reviews threads are for reviews or comments on reviews to add more info. If somebody writes some shit you don't like, when you quote them, you quote them in here. If you don't know how to do that say so and I'll put up the post showing how in here.

I will know if you guys want to do this if the thread gets use.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Dear admin if you don't like my post or you think its in the wrong section of this forum could you please move it to space cadets for me.

I have had 3 post of mine removed in the last week for my opinion and 1 removed for trying to warn the forum of a snitch to LEO.

I always thought this forum was for all its members not just for the ones with special interest.

[blue]The rules apply to everyone, all the time, calling somebody a snitch is against the rules because 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time it's bullshit. 97% of the members on this forum never come to my attention, you have more infractions and more people on your admin ignore list than 99.999999999999999999999% of the people on the forum, I'll deal with you as I see fit.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=StymieChula;6105517]Dear admin if you don't like my post or you think its in the wrong section of this forum could you please move it to space cadets for me.

I have had 3 post of mine removed in the last week for my opinion and 1 removed for trying to warn the forum of a snitch to LEO.

I always thought this forum was for all its members not just for the ones with special interest.

[blue]The rules apply to everyone, all the time, calling somebody a snitch is against the rules because 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time it's bullshit. 97% of the members on this forum never come to my attention, you have more infractions and more people on your admin ignore list than 99.999999999999999999999% of the people on the forum, I'll deal with you as I see fit.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Be careful, you don't want to be on Double Secret Probation like me! Of course, I try to tamper my opinions about providers and mongers whom I know are known to commit faux pas and demonstrate questionable behavior. I do know for a fact that they do read my posts before putting them on the Forum. I guess if you're around long enough you're going to piss somebody off or just can't hold back when you read something outrageous.

From STG today - 'kennedy'. Seriously, can they be THIS stupid? (A: Yes. YES, THEY CAN.).

F1.

[QUOTE=feckless;6113474]From STG today - 'kennedy'. Seriously, can they be THIS stupid? (A: Yes. YES, THEY CAN.).

F1.[/QUOTE]At least you know she's going to be home! Probably Incall only LOL.

[QUOTE=feckless;6113474]From STG today - 'kennedy'. Seriously, can they be THIS stupid? (A: Yes. YES, THEY CAN.).

F1.[/QUOTE

Bs.

This is “ bee wow “ and I would stay far away as she is working with the feds also rolled on a dude , on probation and yes its a ankle monitor .,


Run away

[URL]https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/disney-worker-teachers-among-160-arrested-in-polk-county-human-trafficking-investigation-sheriff/ar-AA11E3M8?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=2bc6e70b167b4de484381eb590ed2274[/URL]

Grady is my hero.

[QUOTE=BigStud47;6104297]Yes I was wrong but I can say this on all the arrest reports I've read they all asked for anal. It was not meant to piss anyone off. But if you read her previous report if I'm not mistaking they asked about anal. So was not meant to piss anyone off again!

Bs.

Here is May 31 arrest[/QUOTE]So they arrested her just with her text messages? Also, What's Clonapan?

[QUOTE=StymieChula;6114794][URL]https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/disney-worker-teachers-among-160-arrested-in-polk-county-human-trafficking-investigation-sheriff/ar-AA11E3M8?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=2bc6e70b167b4de484381eb590ed2274[/URL]

Grady is my hero.[/QUOTE]F that guy, Polk county is a shithole and has real problems to deal with, but this jackwagon just loves to see himself on TV.

[QUOTE=SlowBlo;6115187]So they arrested her just with her text messages? Also, What's Clonapan?[/QUOTE]Klonopin is a anti anxiety agent, used typically to treat panic attacks and seizures.

Basically a downer, relaxer. It basically makes an artificial nothing box for people that cannot or do not know how to avoid drama.

Just drink beer like the rest of us, it's legal!!

Quick update on Vanesa. Well, she never showed up due to being ripped off. At this time there is no further plans to bring her here, so I won't be posting any more updates. I'm posting this here rather than answer individual PMs. I tried my best to get her here, but getting providers to get all their ducks in a row for a long-distance week trip is too difficult it seems. If she tells me again that she's coming, I'll wait until she's in the actual car before announcing anything. Such a damn shame.

Looks like Anastasia still has not resolved that failure to appear warrant from nearly a year ago. I guess her troubles have gotten worse over time, have to wonder if she's even still in the area any longer.

[QUOTE=VincentGambini;6144262]Looks like Anastasia still has not resolved that failure to appear warrant from nearly a year ago. I guess her troubles have gotten worse over time, have to wonder if she's even still in the area any longer.[/QUOTE]I was communicating with her up until a few months ago but now she's been a ghost.

[URL]https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/tired-of-your-games-/686149144306[/URL]

Damn, all I could think of when reading that post was:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0FljlIGhc[/URL]

[QUOTE=GiddyD;6167309][URL]https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/tired-of-your-games-/686149144306[/URL]

Damn, all I could think of when reading that post was:

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0FljlIGhc[/URL][/QUOTE]BTW, she has been reviewed thoroughly on Indian River Forum and her reviews are not good! So what do you expect from someone who obviously is a mental case? One to definitely avoid!

Dues anyone know a provider who would be interested in attending a group meeting with about 10 guys who would individually spend time with her during the course of the evening. Dinner and individual donations would be provided. Please PM me with contact info if you have any suggestions. No BDSM or domination involved. Meeting is at a safe hotel in Cocoa form 5 to 9 PM.

[QUOTE=SwampRat;6148269]I was communicating with her up until a few months ago but now she's been a ghost.[/QUOTE]I have known her since she was an IR dancer at the age of 18. I have known her family even longer. Now, she is either in very-long-term rehab or near death. If you see her, do everything you can to get her to turn herself in to satisfy the warrant. I tried in 2021 to do that, no joy.

I would hope prayers for her well being would help.

[QUOTE=Willie24;6204340]Falken you old rascal! How weird to see you post down here, [b]maybe you'll have a chance to partake in some of my recommendations if you ever make it down here?[/b] Meanwhile, if you guys don't know who he is, just read his reviews on the Daytona Forums and I promise you'll be entertained as much as I have been over the years and taken aback by his superb eloquence and descriptions of his escapades and encounters with the ladies in Daytona and surrounding environs and how much he is a master of the hobby and all it's delights! Cheers Willie.[/QUOTE]Cheers Willie! As my Volusia strip clup field research draws to a close, I will need a new distraction to get me through the holidays, LOL. Enhancing my Brevard mongering repertoire may be just the ticket. But first there is a serious mission to accomplish. You have a certain deep UTR in your midst, whose name rhymes with fannie, that requires my attention, LOL. She was my first mongering experience nigh on five years back and taught me enough of the basics to keep me safe until I was flying solo. Ergo, the wee lass holds a special place in my mongering heart and therefore shall be my first sortie when next I visit in Brevard. "But Falken," I hear the lads say, "she's not the wee spinner lass you recall from days of yore" (because in my head you all have that dope old-timey Tolkienesque thing going on). Lads, if she had the proportions of a refrigerator (she doesn't) I would still pay her handsomely to give the ol' John Thomas a tonsil scrub! Plus, it looks like someone got after those gigglies with a tyre pump! Nah, nothing else fer it lads. It's "Rhymes with fannie" next trip south.

Oh, and thanks for that exceedingly kind introduction Willie, but I'm just an uber nerd from Volusia who enjoys a good tale of human frailty and debauchery. And speaking of uber nerd, who else should resurface as UTR this past week but the famous DeLand Barbie, subject of [I]A Space Opera[/I]. If that previous sentence made no sense, check out post #2044 in the [I]Deltona, Deland, Ormond, and Port Orange[/I] thread. It's like Christmas in November, and I've been such a good boy! I may just indulge myself in the telling of [I]Space Opera II[/I] featuring "Rhymes with fannie" with a DeLand Barbie cameo!

Cheers lads!

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;6207344]Cheers Willie! As my Volusia strip clup field research draws to a close, I will need a new distraction to get me through the holidays, LOL. Enhancing my Brevard mongering repertoire may be just the ticket. But first there is a serious mission to accomplish. You have a certain deep UTR in your midst, whose name rhymes with fannie, that requires my attention, LOL. She was my first mongering experience nigh on five years back and taught me enough of the basics to keep me safe until I was flying solo. Ergo, the wee lass holds a special place in my mongering heart and therefore shall be my first sortie when next I visit in Brevard. "But Falken," I hear the lads say, "she's not the wee spinner lass you recall from days of yore" (because in my head you all have that dope old-timey Tolkienesque thing going on). Lads, if she had the proportions of a refrigerator (she doesn't) I would still pay her handsomely to give the ol' John Thomas a tonsil scrub! Plus, it looks like someone got after those gigglies with a tyre pump! Nah, nothing else fer it lads. It's "Rhymes with fannie" next trip south.[/QUOTE]OMG! We mere mortals will be humbled by your presence. I always delight in reading about your adventures in Daytona and you have tempted me many times of taking a drive north to see some of the objects of your debauchery and lust! Most specifically, I remember your exploits with a certain spinner named Nina, who fascinated me because of her uncanny resemblance to a certain UTR down in Vero named Tiffany who sadly is no longer with us! But, I'm sure that you will be busy, but if you're interested I highly recommend a two hour session with a woman who will certainly blow your mind and that's Liberty'O Love in Cocoa! She is the crme de la crme of providers in this county and if you're lucky enough to see her, I'm sure you'll will agree! Cheers Willie!

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;6207344]Cheers Willie! As my Volusia strip clup field research draws to a close, I will need a new distraction to get me through the holidays, LOL. Enhancing my Brevard mongering repertoire may be just the ticket. But first there is a serious mission to accomplish. You have a certain deep UTR in your midst, whose name rhymes with fannie, that requires my attention, LOL. She was my first mongering experience nigh on five years back and taught me enough of the basics to keep me safe until I was flying solo. Ergo, the wee lass holds a special place in my mongering heart and therefore shall be my first sortie when next I visit in Brevard. "But Falken," I hear the lads say, "she's not the wee spinner lass you recall from days of yore" (because in my head you all have that dope old-timey Tolkienesque thing going on). Lads, if she had the proportions of a refrigerator (she doesn't) I would still pay her handsomely to give the ol' John Thomas a tonsil scrub! Plus, it looks like someone got after those gigglies with a tyre pump! Nah, nothing else fer it lads. It's "Rhymes with fannie" next trip south.

Oh, and thanks for that exceedingly kind introduction Willie, but I'm just an uber nerd from Volusia who enjoys a good tale of human frailty and debauchery. And speaking of uber nerd, who else should resurface as UTR this past week but the famous DeLand Barbie, subject of [I]A Space Opera[/I]. If that previous sentence made no sense, check out post #2044 in the [I]Deltona, Deland, Ormond, and Port Orange[/I] thread. It's like Christmas in November, and I've been such a good boy! I may just indulge myself in the telling of [I]Space Opera II[/I] featuring "Rhymes with fannie" with a DeLand Barbie cameo!

Cheers lads![/QUOTE]Leave some for the rest for us. LOL. By the way I'm hope your Fannie reunion will be a 2 hour workout marathon which leads to some dropped lbs. Wink wink.

Went to cheaters Friday night for a beer and a few dances, went at around 7 before it would be busy at all with 80 bucks for a few dances and a beer. I look around 2 try and find the best looking dancers that I would like a dance with. Saw a extremely Sexy Russian walk in the bathroom so make a mental note to ask her when I see her back walking around. While waiting I walk over and sit down next to a good looking brunette with a nice big ass and small natural tits, I believe her stripper name was Adrianna or something that started with an A. Chat her up for a few and go back for a dance, dance was average not alot of extra effort so was not that impressed. Pay her and go back out into main room to look for the Tall Russian hot blonde I saw before. Get a chance to grab a seat next to her and chat with her a bit she told me her name was Betsy LOL. Terrible stripper name but amazing looking chic. Get seated in the back for a dance and my experience with this one blew the first one out of the water. Her body was a 10 and her face was a 9. She had large amazing blot ons but they were quality. She stick shifted often allowed roaming and basically kept mashing her tits in my face and mouth LOL. Dance was so good I got 2, after that and the first dance and beer w tip my 80 dollars I had brought was gone and I left. I almost left after the first dance but glad I stayed. Does anyone know if they still do the 10 dollar dances at cheaters during the day? I would like to know.

Until next time everyone, have a good weekend.

STG revamped it's site (breaking a lot of old links) --allegedly to weed out the fakes.

And this pc of crap pops up this AM (in the Cocoa Beach section):

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bonita-springs-fl/female-escorts/exotic/sweet-ebony-need-real-guy-read/234173621656[/URL]

"I still wants to have a Sexx life.

I need someone who can Suckk my kitty and Fuckk me hard. ".

Sweet 'ebony'? Uh huh. Someone should tell EINSTEIN to look up the word Ebony.

F1.

[QUOTE=Feckless;6272291]STG revamped it's site (breaking a lot of old links) --allegedly to weed out the fakes.

And this pc of crap pops up this AM (in the Cocoa Beach section):

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/bonita-springs-fl/female-escorts/exotic/sweet-ebony-need-real-guy-read/234173621656[/URL]

"I still wants to have a Sexx life.

I need someone who can Suckk my kitty and Fuckk me hard. ".

Sweet 'ebony'? Uh huh. Someone should tell EINSTEIN to look up the word Ebony.

F1.[/QUOTE]I was just looking at the same post and thinking damn, that's the whitest looking ebony girl I've ever seen! And the verbiage is atrocious, I love As $s Fucking, DogGgy & Oral" my Favorite Style. Yeah, "she" is on the top of my "to do" list!

Has anyone tried to file taxes with a WG listed as dependent? They have no real income, they probably haven't filed in years, we have bought them food, clothing, and housed them.

Not all mongers have done these things for a ho but when they show promise for rehab and take them in, we literally check all the IRS boxes.

Seriously? No.

To claim an 'adult' as a Dependent:

-You must pay for at least 50% of the adult's support and expenses.

-The adult must have either been living with you for the entire year or be related to you.

-The adult's gross income cannot exceed $4,150.

There are some other 'tests' but this is a big concern: "To claim someone as your dependent, the person must be a US citizen, national, or resident alien and have an SSN, ITIN, or ATIN. ".

You would be tying your SSN to hers in terms of taxes and financial tracking. That alone should be enough to pass. Set up your own LEGIT Charitable foundation, and hire yourself and anyone else. You can self fund it and it s all deductible.

{I'm NOT an attny or fin adviser}.

F1.

[QUOTE=ClaytonW;6292435]Has anyone tried to file taxes with a WG listed as dependent? They have no real income, they probably haven't filed in years, we have bought them food, clothing, and housed them.

Not all mongers have done these things for a ho but when they show promise for rehab and take them in, we literally check all the IRS boxes.[/QUOTE]

So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway!

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]Doesn't matter, your exploits are still appreciated even though none of us has a chance in hell in seeing her! Keep relating your experiences, maybe it might get some of the lurkers off the sidelines and report! I also have a Super UUTR, retired provider from backpage days who only sees me for the last five years and donations are secondary but I do take care of her! I guess maybe I'm more of a Sugar Daddy!

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]She is a true blue trooper sir! I would like details about her, if you wish to share, PM. I can travel cheap and can pass the savings to such an awesome provider. How? I car camp in my minivan. I only need a place to park. No hookups required.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]Thanks for writing about your adventures with this special lady of yours and I agree with Willie that hopefully it will inspire more people to become contributing members. I found it very poignant how you described the different situations that a single man might have versus someone with a significant other. I am one of the lucky ones that you described when it comes to not having to worry about covering my trail from anyone and have probably taken it for granted when reading many of these reports. I've always enjoyed JayJay's reports and have learned so much information from them even though our lives are quite a bit different which goes to show how important it is to contribute to this site. Now if you don't mind JayJay could I get the number of your ultra UTR? Just kidding.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]Yes, great story Jay Jay, I've always wondered how you guys who are married or have SO, s pull it off. Must include a great deal of stress and the nerves of Houdini. I personally have never been married and currently do not posses a GF since I travel so much which does make it much easier. But one thing I have to be careful of is the amount of funds I spend on the hobby. Its not like a slot machine and you pull the handle and out pops all this cash right? Back in the day I always had 2 or 3 fuck buddies that I kept but now at my age I have to entice them with some greenbacks and yet keep them at bay or they will call every day needing one thing or the other as if that shit really does grow on trees. Just a thought. FS.

[QUOTE=Willie24;6302775]Doesn't matter, your exploits are still appreciated even though none of us has a chance in hell in seeing her! Keep relating your experiences, maybe it might get some of the lurkers off the sidelines and report! I also have a Super UUTR, retired provider from backpage days who only sees me for the last five years and donations are secondary but I do take care of her! I guess maybe I'm more of a Sugar Daddy![/QUOTE]I've been seeing this chick for over 5 years, must have been with her over 100 times, maybe even 200. Does not matter, she still gets my dick rock hard in 3 seconds, just ridiculous! Despite that, I've probably brought her up on the boards less than a dozen times as she's exceedingly cautious on even any suspicion of any criminal investigations. Since I've been sworn to secrecy regarding her identity or contact info, I always feels sort of like "Ha, ha, look what I've got" when I write any reports about her. But, since I can't talk about it with anyone in "real life" I write about her here from time to time. I hope everyone can allow the indulgence!

[QUOTE=HighMileage;6302811]She is a true blue trooper sir! I would like details about her, if you wish to share, PM. I can travel cheap and can pass the savings to such an awesome provider. How? I car camp in my minivan. I only need a place to park. No hookups required.[/QUOTE]Sorry my friend, no can do! As I stated above, she is ridiculously cautious in how she approaches the hobby. While she advertised in the past, it's been several years and, since then, she's made it abundantly clear that I can either see her OR write reviews and pass out her info. Seeing as how I enjoy the hell out of banging this chick, I'll be respecting her request to not dispense with her information online. As I've said in the past, should her position on that change, I'll let everyone know.

[QUOTE=BeachRunner51;6303051]Thanks for writing about your adventures with this special lady of yours and I agree with Willie that hopefully it will inspire more people to become contributing members. I found it very poignant how you described the different situations that a single man might have versus someone with a significant other. I am one of the lucky ones that you described when it comes to not having to worry about covering my trail from anyone and have probably taken it for granted when reading many of these reports. I've always enjoyed JayJay's reports and have learned so much information from them even though our lives are quite a bit different which goes to show how important it is to contribute to this site. Now if you don't mind JayJay could I get the number of your ultra UTR? Just kidding.[/QUOTE]Yeah, this hobby would be soooo much easier as a single guy. With an SO at home, I clearly can't take anyone there. Though, candidly, I'm not sure I'd do that even as a single person, just seems risky in and of itself. Regardless, setting up a hotel is tough as well. First, there's the risk of the SO seeing the charge on a credit card. Plus, even the extra time commitment in finding the hotel, getting checked in and whatever else, really cuts into the amount of "play time" that I have. Then there's the concern about any unusual smells, if the chick smokes weed or cigarettes, if she uses perfume or even any oils from a massage. Perhaps a bit TMI, but I even worry about my junk smelling different from the norm or having any residue from any activity, I make sure to wash my crotch thoroughly! Similarly, I also worry about having stray hairs on my clothes or any other thing that might even remotely suggest I spent time with a female. The SO is also a big part of the reason I've got a hobby phone. My number, the text messages, any apps, all completely separate from my personal phone. While I'd probably still have a hobby phone even if I was single, the SO pretty much requires having a hobby phone. Trust me on this, with an SO involved, one has to go to great lengths to ensure discretion!

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6303619]Yeah, this hobby would be soooo much easier as a single guy. With an SO at home, I clearly can't take anyone there. Though, candidly, I'm not sure I'd do that even as a single person, just seems risky in and of itself. Regardless, setting up a hotel is tough as well. First, there's the risk of the SO seeing the charge on a credit card. Plus, even the extra time commitment in finding the hotel, getting checked in and whatever else, really cuts into the amount of "play time" that I have. Then there's the concern about any unusual smells, if the chick smokes weed or cigarettes, if she uses perfume or even any oils from a massage. Perhaps a bit TMI, but I even worry about my junk smelling different from the norm or having any residue from any activity, I make sure to wash my crotch thoroughly! Similarly, I also worry about having stray hairs on my clothes or any other thing that might even remotely suggest I spent time with a female. The SO is also a big part of the reason I've got a hobby phone. My number, the text messages, any apps, all completely separate from my personal phone. While I'd probably still have a hobby phone even if I was single, the SO pretty much requires having a hobby phone. Trust me on this, with an SO involved, one has to go to great lengths to ensure discretion![/QUOTE]Thank you JJ2 for the advanced lesson on covering your tracks. I may need that information someday, if I ever find myself attached to a S. O. I did see a provider a while back who thoughtfully made sure I had no long blonde hair anywhere on me before leaving. In another incident, after a different encounter / provider, I found a long black hair in my bathtub. It clearly wasn't mine. Live and learn.

[QUOTE=MisterNormal;6303838]Thank you JJ2 for the advanced lesson on covering your tracks. I may need that information someday, if I ever find myself attached to a S. O. I did see a provider a while back who thoughtfully made sure I had no long blonde hair anywhere on me before leaving. In another incident, after a different encounter / provider, I found a long black hair in my bathtub. It clearly wasn't mine. Live and learn.[/QUOTE]A friend of mine, yes, actually a friend, NOT me, had a side piece for a bit. He's out at a bar with her, they get pretty tipsy and end up banging in the back seat of his car in the parking lot. She gets out to go to her car and drive home, he pulls up his pants and heads home as well. It's late, the SO is in bed asleep, and he heads to the bathroom. Upon disrobing to shower, he realizes the condom is still on his dick! As he tells it, in about 3 seconds flat, he's got the condom heading down the toilet and he's in the shower with the water immediately turned on so as to rinse him off! I mean, it should be "Getting Some Side Action 101" that you got to dispose of the condom before heading home to the SO!

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6302749]So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway![/QUOTE]Well for me, this pretty much defines a "mutually beneficial relationship".

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;6303619]Yeah, this hobby would be soooo much easier as a single guy. With an SO at home, I clearly can't take anyone there. Though, candidly, I'm not sure I'd do that even as a single person, just seems risky in and of itself. Regardless, setting up a hotel is tough as well. First, there's the risk of the SO seeing the charge on a credit card. Plus, even the extra time commitment in finding the hotel, getting checked in and whatever else, really cuts into the amount of "play time" that I have. Then there's the concern about any unusual smells, if the chick smokes weed or cigarettes, if she uses perfume or even any oils from a massage. Perhaps a bit TMI, but I even worry about my junk smelling different from the norm or having any residue from any activity, I make sure to wash my crotch thoroughly! Similarly, I also worry about having stray hairs on my clothes or any other thing that might even remotely suggest I spent time with a female. The SO is also a big part of the reason I've got a hobby phone. My number, the text messages, any apps, all completely separate from my personal phone. While I'd probably still have a hobby phone even if I was single, the SO pretty much requires having a hobby phone. Trust me on this, with an SO involved, one has to go to great lengths to ensure discretion![/QUOTE]I enjoy reading some of the clips about being in the hobby and also having an SO. The things we have to do to play. At one point I actually had 3 ladies on seeking I was seeing and all three were willing to accommodate me by getting a room on their own cc and trusting me to pay them back, which I always did. One of them was always willing to meeting me in the morning around 8 am on either Saturday or Sunday. She would get the room near where she lives the night before and meet me the next morning for 2 plus hours of non stop fun. Fortunately for me my SO sleeps in on weekends and of course many of us like to exercise in the mornings.

The other young lady had morning shifts at work during the week and she would get a room the night before and I would meet her at 6 for several hours of fun before work. Again my SO sleeps in and I like to schedule business meetings early to start my day!

The last one I only got to meet once and an early check in was arranged for that day. I have afternoon meetings from time to time on the space coast so it was not unusual for me to be up there.

I guess the moral to all this is where there's a will there's a way and if one searches hard enough you can always find someone who's willing to work around the challenges of a married man.

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.