EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Nika and Maria. Saw Anika and it was ok. Vicky said she was mid30's but I'd guess 40. Pretty thick but not fat. Definitely a full figured girl with large natural breasts and well shaped nipples. Anyway, I flopped down butt naked on the table as always and she didn't try to cover me so I knew the session would at least meet the primary objective. Massage was decent. Not therapeutic but enjoyable with plenty of grazing whenever she got the the inner thighs. After the flip and some front-side massage she got to business and gave a nice L1 while shaking her ass a bit playfully. She wanted 60 so I asked for topless. Nice breasts but no roaming at all. Maybe she'll be more open later but I get the feeling she wants more $ than she's worth. Not sure where she's worked before. Anyone else see her or the new Maria? I still like Julie the best.

[QUOTE=ADiesel;3916529]Been considering trying out these girls. Are we talking about but-her-faces or are these girls pretty??[/QUOTE]I don't know if I would call any of them pretty, but all are a solid 7. I reserve the term pretty for 8-10 types, like Autumn at MCE.

You won't get much, if any kissing from these three, so to me, their faces are not as important. They all provide solid service for the price.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;3916641]Nika and Maria. Saw Anika and it was ok. Vicky said she was mid30's but I'd guess 40. Pretty thick but not fat. Definitely a full figured girl with large natural breasts and well shaped nipples. Anyway, I flopped down butt naked on the table as always and she didn't try to cover me so I knew the session would at least meet the primary objective. Massage was decent. Not therapeutic but enjoyable with plenty of grazing whenever she got the the inner thighs. After the flip and some front-side massage she got to business and gave a nice L1 while shaking her ass a bit playfully. She wanted 60 so I asked for topless. Nice breasts but no roaming at all. Maybe she'll be more open later but I get the feeling she wants more $ than she's worth. Not sure where she's worked before. Anyone else see her or the new Maria? I still like Julie the best.[/QUOTE]Maria is a thicker blonde, Russian I believe. Very good massage. Huge naturals. Recommend if you don't mind them a little older. I'd say she in her 40's.

[QUOTE=Randall519;3917077]Maria is a thicker blonde, Russian I believe. Very good massage. Huge naturals. Recommend if you don't mind them a little older. I'd say she in her 40's.[/QUOTE]Massage is ok, pressure applied is due to her body weight, although her technique is questionable. She is definitely a money hungry type, trying to up sell. Shorts 15 min at least. And definitely is not hot and fresh, just an opposite. Wouldn't repeat.

[QUOTE=TheBigA1;3916805]I don't know if I would call any of them pretty, but all are a solid 7. I reserve the term pretty for 8-10 types, like Autumn at MCE.

You won't get much, if any kissing from these three, so to me, their faces are not as important. They all provide solid service for the price.[/QUOTE]Is there a link for Autumn at MCE?

[QUOTE=TheBigA1;3915997]Could you provide some details on Grace?[/QUOTE]Been about 8 months since I have seen Grace. Thin, cute and has a real nice touch with her hands. The fake pics are a fair representation of what you get. I pretty much skip the massage part and go right to mutual groping. She gives a fantastic HE and CBJ. I usually like to get in 69 position wtih her so I can have that beautiful A $$ in my face. If you are looking for that from a petite, cute girl then I recommend.

[QUOTE=Royis;3915741]Do you have a link for her profile? Thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]https://massage.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/496546.htm?cat=83[/URL]

[QUOTE=Walker333;3917469]Massage is ok, pressure applied is due to her body weight, although her technique is questionable. She is definitely a money hungry type, trying to up sell. Shorts 15 min at least. And definitely is not hot and fresh, just an opposite. Wouldn't repeat.[/QUOTE]What is the verification process like for this place. Haven't been and I am going to go soon. This is maria's right? Pms are fine. Thanks! And I'll report back.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1146694[/URL]

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;3917618]What is the verification process like for this place. Haven't been and I am going to go soon. This is maria's right? Pms are fine. Thanks! And I'll report back.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/body-rubs/1146694[/URL][/QUOTE]You are confused, it's EMP, therefore there is NO verification required.

[QUOTE=ADiesel;3917479]Is there a link for Autumn at MCE?[/QUOTE]I've seem a load of girls here but not Autumn. Any advice on how to get to see her? I tried twice and always impossible. The girls I've seen are great so I am just curious to how much greater is she?

At Maria's, does Maria or any other provider with big tatas offer Russian?

[QUOTE=Walker333;3917469]Massage is ok, pressure applied is due to her body weight, although her technique is questionable. She is definitely a money hungry type, trying to up sell. Shorts 15 min at least. And definitely is not hot and fresh, just an opposite. Wouldn't repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnSnowChi;3918362]I've seem a load of girls here but not Autumn. Any advice on how to get to see her? I tried twice and always impossible. The girls I've seen are great so I am just curious to how much greater is she?[/QUOTE]Link for MCE?

[QUOTE=ADiesel;3918597]Link for MCE?[/QUOTE][URL]Modelsclubelite.com[/URL]

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;3918393]At Maria's, does Maria or any other provider with big tatas offer Russian?[/QUOTE]Probably not, she doesn't even like to be touched by hands, mumbling something like "for display only. ".

That's a bummer.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3919359]Probably not, she doesn't even like to be touched by hands, mumbling something like "for display only. ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SawBoy1740;3913735]Thanks for the tip![/QUOTE]Tried calling tonight about 7 pm to see if they're open. No answer? Does anyone know their hours?

I see the ad says 160 for half hour. What's that going to get me?

Maria's Massage is EMP in Skokie. 75/ hr plus tips. No ads. No models or 10's. You must be looking at an agency ad at that price so see the Chicago agency girls thread and RTFF.

[QUOTE=DangleMan;3921179]I see the ad says 160 for half hour. What's that going to get me?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;3921448]Maria's Massage is EMP in Skokie. 75/ hr plus tips. No ads. No models or 10's. You must be looking at an agency ad at that price so see the Chicago agency girls thread and RTFF.[/QUOTE]Somewhere along the line someone mixed up Marina with Maria. Different animal, different experience, different experience.

[URL]https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/[/URL]

Figured I would give them a try and will report back but I was curious if anyone has been there before. I was more curious about the jacuzzi appoitment and what it would entail. I missed my chance to go to ers in belivedere so I was wondering if anyone knew if it was like ers or completly diffrent.

The spreading of misinformation on here is almost an epidemic, LOL.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3921516]Somewhere along the line someone mixed up Marina with Maria. Different animal, different experience, different experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3921699]The spreading of misinformation on here is almost an epidemic, LOL.[/QUOTE]The problem is that some of us are so horny that they are starting to write questions even before finishing reading the reports. Marina and Maria are two different names and providers. I wish that Maria was as good looking as Marina. Moreover, Maria's is very old EMP in Skokie.

[QUOTE=Lloyd1234;3921609][URL]https://www.chicagolandmassage.net/[/URL]

Figured I would give them a try and will report back but I was curious if anyone has been there before. I was more curious about the jacuzzi appoitment and what it would entail. I missed my chance to go to ers in belivedere so I was wondering if anyone knew if it was like ers or completly diffrent.[/QUOTE]I think Annette has been reviewed on here, but she is awesome! Very GFE! We didn't even get to the massage, it was right into DFK, DATY, BBBJ and many positions. Every time I go, we always plan on going into the Jacuzzi but never make it in. I can't speak for the others there but she is always ready to go!

Any info on Massage Miracle on Cicero? I'm always weary of the office building massage places but this one's got my attention for some reason.

[QUOTE=Xg1423;3922647]I think Annette has been reviewed on here, but she is awesome! Very GFE! We didn't even get to the massage, it was right into DFK, DATY, BBBJ and many positions. Every time I go, we always plan on going into the Jacuzzi but never make it in. I can't speak for the others there but she is always ready to go![/QUOTE]So I see 30 min is 140. What sort of tipping is needed for BBBJ, FS? I'm coming from Schaumburg so ohare location sounds right for me. Thanks for any helpful info. PM me if you prefer.

Thanks,

M.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3922769]Any info on Massage Miracle on Cicero? I'm always weary of the office building massage places but this one's got my attention for some reason.[/QUOTE]I can't find a lot of confirmation this is a non legit place, RM seems to say it is just a normal massage place with no extras. Would be nice if anyone had intel on it, I'd be interested as well.

[QUOTE=Mongger;3922818]So I see 30 min is 140. What sort of tipping is needed for BBBJ, FS? I'm coming from Schaumburg so ohare location sounds right for me. Thanks for any helpful info. PM me if you prefer.

Thanks,

M.[/QUOTE]Sent you a PM. Reports on this place indicate YMMV so I don't want to list out any numbers. But most have said the prices quoted are very reasonable and most of the girls have an open menu so you can carry 300 in your wallet and see what happens.

Had an appointment at Tat's Schaumburg location earlier this week. Right at the point my MT and I were getting to know one another on a more personal level there was a knock the door! A female Russian voice asked if she could get some help with something, MT told her she was in the middle of a massage and would be out in 20 minutes. Female voice was a bit persistent in getting help. She finally went away. Kinda killed the momentum.

Now, I do my best to keep things quiet, so as to not draw attention to myself or the proceedings. Maybe this person really did need assistance, but I'm not buying it. There are plenty of other businesses in that building with open doors she could have went to for help instead of the closed, locked one.

Well had an itch to scratch and dreamt of this one. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/123807[/URL] ending 7375.

So I took the plunge and went, booking was easy with minor hiccups, location was nice but did see our uncle along the road. Think they have speed traps around the area but wasn't a concern. Now she greets me at building door and says nothing. Tried making small talk on the elevator again nothing. So get in room and finally she spoke "take shoes off". I'm like ok. So I lay down and she comes in and starts taking clothes off, keeping a see through nightie. I'm thinking ok this is ok so far. Next thing you know she is rubbing me all over but just stays far enough out of reach, at that point I'm like this is going downhill. Says turn over and goes right to town with the hand. I try and grab something but out of reach. So I move up some and strain myself and grab top and try and roam but quickly moved, and covered up. So I go for broke and motion for mouth and says no while looking at me like I was Medusa. At that point I closed my eyes and imagined. And woke up. The girl is pretty I would say an 7-8 body I couldn't tell definitely not the pictures. Service was L1 but for that price I could of gotten more elsewhere. Did try and tip for more but the shoot down I figured it was wasted $. Some people might be happy with decent girl L1. The ad does say open minded, I am guessing it might mean closed minded. Overall I won't repeat but YMMV.

[QUOTE=ThrilHouse;3926072]Well had an itch to scratch and dreamt of this one. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/123807[/URL] ending 7375.

So I took the plunge and went, booking was easy with minor hiccups, location was nice but did see our uncle along the road. Think they have speed traps around the area but wasn't a concern. Now she greets me at building door and says nothing. Tried making small talk on the elevator again nothing. So get in room and finally she spoke "take shoes off". I'm like ok. So I lay down and she comes in and starts taking clothes off, keeping a see through nightie. I'm thinking ok this is ok so far. Next thing you know she is rubbing me all over but just stays far enough out of reach, at that point I'm like this is going downhill. Says turn over and goes right to town with the hand. I try and grab something but out of reach. So I move up some and strain myself and grab top and try and roam but quickly moved, and covered up. So I go for broke and motion for mouth and says no while looking at me like I was Medusa. At that point I closed my eyes and imagined. And woke up. The girl is pretty I would say an 7-8 body I couldn't tell definitely not the pictures. Service was L1 but for that price I could of gotten more elsewhere. Did try and tip for more but the shoot down I figured it was wasted $. Some people might be happy with decent girl L1. The ad does say open minded, I am guessing it might mean closed minded. Overall I won't repeat but YMMV.[/QUOTE]That's weird. I tapped Tina awhile back. Pretty fun time. Maybe she just wasn't in the mood.

[QUOTE=ThrilHouse;3926072]Well had an itch to scratch and dreamt of this one. [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/123807[/URL] ending 7375.

So I took the plunge and went, booking was easy with minor hiccups, location was nice but did see our uncle along the road. Think they have speed traps around the area but wasn't a concern. Now she greets me at building door and says nothing. Tried making small talk on the elevator again nothing. So get in room and finally she spoke "take shoes off". I'm like ok. So I lay down and she comes in and starts taking clothes off, keeping a see through nightie. I'm thinking ok this is ok so far. Next thing you know she is rubbing me all over but just stays far enough out of reach, at that point I'm like this is going downhill. Says turn over and goes right to town with the hand. I try and grab something but out of reach. So I move up some and strain myself and grab top and try and roam but quickly moved, and covered up. So I go for broke and motion for mouth and says no while looking at me like I was Medusa. At that point I closed my eyes and imagined. And woke up. The girl is pretty I would say an 7-8 body I couldn't tell definitely not the pictures. Service was L1 but for that price I could of gotten more elsewhere. Did try and tip for more but the shoot down I figured it was wasted $. Some people might be happy with decent girl L1. The ad does say open minded, I am guessing it might mean closed minded. Overall I won't repeat but YMMV.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience with her, I think she is money hungry, or I am older maybe she likes them young.

For their Grand & Western location is it marked or do they have to give you the specific location on the phone?

Luvthemall.

[QUOTE=Xg1423;3922647]I think Annette has been reviewed on here, but she is awesome! Very GFE! We didn't even get to the massage, it was right into DFK, DATY, BBBJ and many positions. Every time I go, we always plan on going into the Jacuzzi but never make it in. I can't speak for the others there but she is always ready to go![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3925957]Had an appointment at Tat's Schaumburg location earlier this week. Right at the point my MT and I were getting to know one another on a more personal level there was a knock the door! A female Russian voice asked if she could get some help with something, MT told her she was in the middle of a massage and would be out in 20 minutes. Female voice was a bit persistent in getting help. She finally went away. Kinda killed the momentum.

Now, I do my best to keep things quiet, so as to not draw attention to myself or the proceedings. Maybe this person really did need assistance, but I'm not buying it. There are plenty of other businesses in that building with open doors she could have went to for help instead of the closed, locked one.[/QUOTE]So, what happened next and how it ended up?

[QUOTE=Walker333;3926428]
So, what happened next and how it ended up?
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy]
She finally went away. Kinda killed the momentum.
[/QUOTE]But she did finish her work.

[QUOTE=ChitwnGuy10;3917510][URL]https://massage.eros.com/illinois/chicago/files/496546.htm?cat=83[/URL][/QUOTE]Thank you.

I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3928943]I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]Where did the rates start in what year, and what are the latest charges? Base rates & extras, please?

[QUOTE=Kellster;3928943]I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]Most of them I found to be excessively money hungry, not only at the place that you referred to, but at the majority of EMPs. But, I was wondering was there anything else that pissed you off besides price change?

At least the main lady at seventh is attractive. The Euro scene is kind of sucky lately. Marias, nothing going. CT, same. CTM, Ivana only. Shermer. Kat raised prices, isn't as reliable. I know we had some other posts about euros, but I don't even think they belonged here, was more agency type stuff.

Would still love some intel on the place in Lincolnwood. A new somewhat under the radar place would be great. Nothing is for sure in the Euro world that is certain. A good provider can just leave completely, increase prices, become unavailable at good times, etc.

Not a fan of Euro women. Worked with enough of them to find that out.

[QUOTE=Kellster;3928943]I'm so done with this place. She raised the rates there despite me being a longtime, generous regular. And they weren't exactly cheap to start with. Greedy f-ing c*nt! Don't ever raise the rates on me if you want my business. Felt so insulted. She can rot in hell with the rest of these greedy Euros for all I f-ing care. Summary- avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]