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Hello my fellow dreamers, well today I decided to have a dream with a little birdie whom I saw was listed by the name of jessica. However, when I got there the picture did not match. This birdie was much younger and bigger than what you focus on in the pics. I knew this as soon as I walked in and saw her. Though I was disappointed I figured what the hell. She was a nice girl, no games other than the look. She put on a good "effort" by starting with an ok CBJ. She didn't blab out a bunch of rules or things she don't do, but I didn't push the issue much because I basically wanted to release my super hero's and wake up. She wasnt the worse. Doggie / miss positions accomplished. But like I said I was disappointed about the look being different. I wouldn't repeat for myself, but all in all she was ok. But be warned its not the bird in the pics.

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On another note, I really wanted to dream about this birdie Lisa, but she never answers her phone or text so, maybe its false advertisement.

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[QUOTE=MyDreams; 1538843]Hello my fellow dreamers, well today I decided to have a dream with a little birdie whom I saw was listed by the name of jessica. However, when I got there the picture did not match. This birdie was much younger and bigger than what you focus on in the pics. I knew this as soon as I walked in and saw her. Though I was disappointed I figured what the hell. She was a nice girl, no games other than the look. She put on a good "effort" by starting with an ok CBJ. She didn't blab out a bunch of rules or things she don't do, but I didn't push the issue much because I basically wanted to release my super hero's and wake up. She wasnt the worse. Doggie / miss positions accomplished. But like I said I was disappointed about the look being different. I wouldn't repeat for myself, but all in all she was ok. But be warned its not the bird in the pics.

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On another note, I really wanted to dream about this birdie Lisa, but she never answers her phone or text so, maybe its false advertisement.

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Bloody marvellous Mate! I tried sereval times to link up with the jessica bird yesterday after noon and got no response, Glad to know she was busy with a fellow artist. Sorry to hear pics didn't match, bc I do like the thick birds and as soon as I saw the birds ad I grabbed my mobile. I was so going to be the bloke to take one for the team.

Lex

[QUOTE=Big Gambler; 1538770]This weird dream I had. The girl was very nice she returned a call to her I made earlier in the days so if you don't want call backs be careful. I got the address and she was way out of my way. I was in a fit so I had to go. She looked decent in the picture so what the heck. I turned down a dirt road to her trailer I was about to leave then I seen her standing outside. She looked so much better than her picture. I went through the standard questions and all was good the place was a dump and she was smoking when I arrived (Turn off for me). On the fence on if I should stay or go. She said she hand no covers nor did I, I was ready to walk she checked with her "Sister". She went to the store to get some. I was there longer than I wanted and I would not hand anything over unless we had it. She left the room and I looked out the window and two guys were there. I was getting paranoid and she kept reasuring me they were cool and leaving. I was getting ready to leave and her sister showed up with the package and all was right in the world. She was nice thin ok breasts large for a skinny girl. She did have her stretch marks. She started with the CBJ said she did everything covered but she already offered the BBBJ earlier and I turned her down. Her skills were decent and she then got on top to ride me out. It was worth the wait. All was good at the end. If you ask why I stayed I don't know it was there and it was in arms reach so I took it. $hh.

The take away from this is she was very pretty, decent body, crap hole location.

Do not see her at her house, sketchy as hell. If she gets a hotel go for it. I do recommend this one. She did have her "sister" who also played as well but looked a little worn but if I needed it bad enough I would give her a chance, or both might be fun.

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I am so going to do this one. I have faith that you done a complete interview and the detail in your tale of fiction is ace. I was busy trying to set some thing up yesterday and I couldn't get any response from any body, No birds answered my calls, well one call back but it was bad timing and after I had settled in for the night, but I am on a mission today and this bird will be caught.

Lex

Well my fellow dreamers, I was able to catch up with the birdie Courtney last night. After reading the previous reports, I figured I'd go to sleep thinking about her. So I must say, for the $$ I was impressed. Nice girl, obviously not new to this dreamland. Very Very nice breast and a solid body. Well worth the experience, if you can catch up to her. CBJ was decent, Doggi / Miss positions were also good with added emotions involved. I would definitely repeat.

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My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call, Nina.

I'll start this new tale and work of fiction but leading off with a few hits and misses then I found Nina. When I called to set up an interview the Bird Nina told me she liked my accent and that she was going to have lunch, the surprising part is she invited me to join her. And I agreed. We met at one of the neighborhood chain eateries and when I got out my transport I spotted her instantly. This bird looked amazing and very well put together. As I walked up to her and introduced myself she greeted me with a light kiss and big hug and a pat on the bum for good measure. This bird stood eye to eye with me and I am 6'3'. During the course of our meal I really got to know this lovely Bird and she is very well spoken and well versed in traveling around the country. At the end of the meal and after more chit chat the waiter brought the check, I was more than willing to pick up the tab but she took it from my hand and said I was her guest and paid the bill and left a handsome tip as well. As we walked out to together so took my hand and said 'let's go back to my place for dessert'. We got in our transports and she led me to her hotel and we walked in as a couple hand in hand. Once inside this bird told me to get on the bed and relax and that she wanted to get a little more comfortable and turned on the tele and went into the wash room. It wasn't 10 minutes and this Sexy bird came out naked except wearing a sheer bathrobe and gently pulled me to my feet with a light kiss and started disrobing me, first removing my tie (I was still in work clothes) and shirt and working her way down to my trousers and as she removed my belt and let my pants fall to the floor she reached in my briefs and pulled out my johnnie that was hard and ready to burst out, she stated ' very nice package' and before I could say thanks, she took me deep into her mouth and licked up one side and down the other and had a nice firm hold on the boys. GFE Birds are pointless to me, but this one was sexy and at the top of her game so I did enjoy the light kisses. The Nina Bird is very tall, lean and has just a hand full of breast, a very flat smooth stomach with slight ripples of muscle showing. Long very firm shapely legs. Nice firm bottom not too big and not to small but it could stop traffic. Long flowing hair, bright eyes and pretty face. Nothing is off limits, she whispered in my ear as she placed a cover on me. I said what about the. She stopped me with a kiss and told me she doesn't normally work this way but we could work the details out later. Mates it was game on at that point. Over the next hour there wasn't a position we didn't try or a hole I didn't explore. This bird is strong, passionate and sexy to her core. At the end of our mutual trashing, and as I lay there thinking I was done and catching my breath, she removed the condom and went and flushed it and came back cleaned me up and said wait I missed a spot and took me back in her mouth and worked me fast and hard until I was erect again and she climbed on top and placed another cover over my johnnie and rode me to I exploded again and there was nothing left, I am not a spring chicken mates but there was no stopping this Sexy bird and she was on a mission. This was an ace event for me, and will do this each and every chance I get. I have had a lot of 7, 8's maybe a nine or two when I lived in Cali and Canada but Nina is a perfect 10 in my book. At the end of my tale and it was time to talk about the business end of the meeting, The bird only asked for a single large banknote, I was blown away, any other time I would have threw it down and ran out, but this time my curiosity got the best of me and I asked what the deal was, She said it was good to meet someone and talk about real life stuff and not idle chit chat, She enjoyed breaking bread together and doing things as she wanted not just to please her clients she said she honestly just wanted to please me and got pleased herself. I will tell you that this was the most expensive outing I ever had bc of the tip I left, but it was ace! Every time she is in this area I will repeat. Hell If she is in the tri state area it's a weekend getaway for me. As always be watchful in any dream, we all have our demons.

Arrivederci!

Lex luther

G'day Mates,

I am aware that my post are a bit long but I want to express more useful information, details and personal insight in my tales of fiction then just the standard info that any bloke could get from just reading the ads or a different writing style from other post that read just like the ad itself.

Lex Luther

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1539822]G'day Mates,

I am aware that my post are a bit long but I want to express more useful information, details and personal insight in my tales of fiction then just the standard info that any bloke could get from just reading the ads or a different writing style from other post that read just like the ad itself.

Lex Luther[/QUOTE]Posts make for very good reading and info, I enjoy them be safe and have great fun, Roush

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1539822]G'day Mates,

I am aware that my post are a bit long but I want to express more useful information, details and personal insight in my tales of fiction then just the standard info that any bloke could get from just reading the ads or a different writing style from other post that read just like the ad itself.

Lex Luther[/QUOTE]Hey lex it is a review site and that's what you give one hell of a review. Not just would repeat looks like pics bull that a lot of people post. And definitely is a good read. It really gives insight on what to or not to expect. Keep them cumn pun intended.

Blackout

Good Evening,

I recently had a dream about a lovely girl that I used to dream about once a week for 2 years straight. But I haven't dreamt of her for about 9 months until recently. She now prefers to be called summer, though I my past dreams her name was alexa. She is always a sweet gorgeous young lady and very accomodating. Easy to talk to, not greedy, doesn't smoke, always clean, drop dead gorgeous body and pretty face. In the 9 months that I haven't dreamt of her, it seems she discovered the joys of powdering her nose. Its not a problem right now and she doesn't do that in front of you or carry it on her, but I sincerely wish she stops that hobby. She is one of those sweet girls that I don't want going down the wrong road. Overall she always made me very happy and never gave me any problems. Very fair donations also. Pics are about 2 years old but that is definately her in the pics.

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G'day Mates,

My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call, Lilly Lace (AKA Nadia)

Today I dreamed I Found myself in our fair capital city of Raleigh and after a last minute meeting with my superiors I was planning my route back to Fayetteville when I decided to start looking for local talent to maybe set up an afternoon interview when I saw the Bird Nadia and remembered that she often travels to the all American city, So I thought Bloody hell why not. Standard call set up and off I went to meet the red bird, I got to the hotel and it was run of the mill typical setting. The Red bird greeted me at the door wearing a very tight fitting outfit and heels, this is a hot young Bird mates and her pictures do her and injustice. The bird is about 5'3' Nice perky breast, long straight red hair, big round bottom; the bird is thick by any measure with a little padding in the mid section. We chatted a bit and then talked business Standard fare was agreed for a quick visit and we got straight to it. The red Bird is not GFE by any means so don't expect GFE and only other rules are. Everything covered, no really rough stuff, no back door (her words, not mine) or fingers. All those rules are a standard for me so I had no issues with following them. All I desired was to simple watch that big bubble bottom slide back and forth on my Johnnie. I told the red bird to get on all fours on the bed with that beautiful bottom sticking up. Mates, what an amazing view of that bubble bottom spread wide and the finest set of shaved fat lips hanging below the brown eye. I was ready, so I quickly covered and the red bird reached behind herself and took hold and lubed me up and guided me to the entrance of her very snug, warm wet womanhood. At first she didn't make a sound as I gently worked maybe an inch or two to get her nice and wet, then I slide a little deeper, and then a little more until she braced her hand up against my chest and said 'shit your deep, how much more you got? ' So I took her hand and place it on the remaining length and I said 'this much more' The bird was like 'wow, just take it easy, don't hurt me' I assured the red bird I meant no hurt and continued slowly working with deep long strokes until I could hear her moan and exhale with each push inside, This was a quick visit and I still had a little time but the bird asked was I almost there, At that point I said, 'almost' and started driving deep and hard into the little bint as she braced herself and ripped the sheets from the bed to take the last minute thrashing I had bestowed on her, The red bird grunted yelled and moaned telling me to ' fuck her harder' as I continue a deep thrashing of her womanhood until I released deep into her as she continued to push and grind back on my Johnnie to work out the last drop. I will definitely repeat if the bird comes back to Fayetteville or I found myself in the capital city again. If all you need is a quick bird to thrash, this is the one. As always be watchful in any dream, we all have our demons.

Arrivederci!

Lex luther

[QUOTE=HardCastle86; 1538040]Good Evening,

I just woke from a dream about a lovely UTR girl named Lisa. From what she told me, It.

Was her first meeting of this kind. I don't know whether or not I believe that but she was

Really nervous and honestly did seem very new. Really easy to talk to, great personality,

And an all around great gal just down on her luck. Everything was on the menu but Greek.

Very tight and responsive kitty, and when she was on top I could feel that wet kitty

Percolating. I will definately hang on to her number and dream of her again first chance.

I get.

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[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1539822]G'day Mates,

I am aware that my post are a bit long but I want to express more useful information, details and personal insight in my tales of fiction then just the standard info that any bloke could get from just reading the ads or a different writing style from other post that read just like the ad itself.

Lex Luther[/QUOTE]Lex,

Don't sweat the length of your post. Its all about the story writing and faction writing wet can bring. If your pocket let's you write more then write king or short. Just write, I enjoy your writings!

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1538522]Sir KitFox.

You said she was distracted most of the time and laughed at very inappropriate times, sounds like that bird was just high or tipsy. I tend not to even interview birds that seem a little high, stupid or crazy. I think those can be dangerous birds to deal with.

Lex[/QUOTE]You are correct, Led, and I looked at her kinda funny a few times during our dream.

Butt this time, I don't think so. She was sober, just like she was not so into it and thinking about other things. It was after midnight, and I was one phone call away from a night of frustrated sleep if she had not answered. To be clear, knowing what I know now, I would repeat given the conditions and time of night. I live in NYC and Miami, so I have certainly seen that which you speak of, and the other warning signs were not there-I could just tell she was a little nervous or just not into it. But the task did get completed and I slept very well! After midnight still frustrated, I may call her once again!

KF

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1539822]G'day Mates,

I am aware that my post are a bit long but I want to express more useful information, details and personal insight in my tales of fiction then just the standard info that any bloke could get from just reading the ads or a different writing style from other post that read just like the ad itself.

Lex Luther[/QUOTE]Lex,

Don't sweat the length of your post. Its all about the story writing and faction writing wet can bring. If your pocket let's you write more then write king or short. Just write, I enjoy your writings!

[QUOTE=Paratraveler; 1540528]Lex,

Don't sweat the length of your post. Its all about the story writing and faction writing wet can bring. If your pocket let's you write more then write king or short. Just write, I enjoy your writings![/QUOTE]Sir Paratraveler, Sir Roush and Sir BlkNight,

Thanks mates for the votes of confidence, I am glad you blokes read and enjoy my works of fiction and I am an avid reader of this form almost daily. I wanted to express why my stories were long due to several notices I received in my notifications inbox from some other members.

Lex Luther