Sunshine SPA in Richmond?
Greetings from Ohio. While driving down I70, I always see a sign for "Sunshine SPA" when passing Richmond. Is this worth a stop? or should I just keep right on passing by? You can PM me.
Thanks for your help!
You got that flip-flopped
[QUOTE=SgtPerv]They both are fs. in Richmond. The girls changed alot. I have had better luck at the one in the shopping center which I believe is sunshine. The apple Spa I believe is on 5th street the building looks like an old bank. The door is on the side and you go up some stairs. Check the Richmond forum under other areas.[/QUOTE]Apple Spa is the one in the shopping center, and the nicer of the two by my experience. Usually only one girl in the daytime, goes by J. She's a MILF with nice fake boobs. Doesn't take direction terribly well.it's like she forgets 10 seconds later- and gives a crappy massage. But she tries hard and looks okay.
My one experience with Sunshine Spa was pretty weak, and it was over a year ago. Older chunky lady with HUGE natural boobs. Decent service though. Wouldn't mind getting back there if I thought there might be a decent selection. I'm getting a little sick of J at Apple. Anyone else have recent info on Sunshine?
Monger Flash Report 1.3 (not so flashy)
Part 1. The Virtual Coupon
I entered the establishment and was greeted by a lady with a large mouth full of oversized teeth, 4 on the looks scale (South China. You know the type) and faux snakeskin pants. Hey, ass wrapped in snakeskin, things could be a helluva lot worse. Right.
She then asked if I wanted 1/2 hour or hour. I wondered what the hour cost (because I honestly didn't remember) and she then proceeded to ramble about how they had a coupon in the paper that was about ready to expire but she would give me a chance to "try it out" using the coupon. I then said "Well it was good the last time. " BUT she didn't follow up with questions in determining my Mongorific status. Well, in the back of my head I heard a faint distant voice of another Mongolite whom I remembered was faced with a similar situation from, I believe, this same provider. Tragically, the good report that is posted here had been in the too distant past so I made a wrong choice. I went for the. 6 "virtual coupon". One of the few times in my history the big head out pulled the small one. I got undressed, threw the towel on in a stifling hot room and waited for the therapist to enter.
And she did.
Suddenly, things went from Snakeskin to Rumplstiltskin. But hey, this happened last time and every thing came out in the end.
Right?
Part 2. End Result
Unfortunately, I must report that I left unhappy from this previously positively reviewed provider. First, and most importantly to you all, DO NOT fall for the "virtual coupon" ploy that this providers mediator uses to get their older therapists work. Now sure there may be some LE detection reasons, but I am telling you, this is mostly a tactic for their geriatric masseurs. When you enter don't ask what a massage costs. If money up front is demanded then ask to pick out what your paying for. Ask to see the masseur first! If they moan about it. Walk out!
Part 3. Bait and Switch
You may be asking. "Well, Why didn't you do just that? "
Good question.
Whether purposeful or not I got bait and switched. Now, I don't necessarily think this is an ongoing trick by this provider but between my first visit experience (remember an older starter to young finisher) to this second visit (just the older masseur) the combination from the first to second visit amounted to the B and S. I don't mind the age of the starter but the finisher should be as pleasing to the eye and senses as possible. I had no reason to believe things would be any different than it was during my first visit. Also, I am relatively confident that this masseur knew why I was there and it wasn't to bring the hellfury of bloated government down upon their heads. She knew why I was there and also knew I wasn't LE. I am sure of it. Now, I realize this ocurrance could be explained in many different ways (YMMV, variable service and LE detection) other than the one I propose but let's just say I have a "gut feeling" that no matter what happened, on this particular January evening, I was bound for geriatric splendor.
Now, her bodywork was good and far better than all other AMP providers I have been too, but, we have. Uh. Mmmm. Higher standards. Right guys. This was disappointing as I am sure you all can imagine. Or maybe you don't want too. Then she asked for a tip. Yeah. She asked for a tip.
And I wanted to ask her for her Social Security card
But instead.
I got out of there.
"Yellow Refrigerated Truck - Freezing Meat and Pushing Sweet"
Price: 5 (1 expensive - 10 cheap) - .6
Cleanliness: 7 (better than most)
Enthusiasm: 4
Looks: 2 (finisher)
Massage: 8.5
Menu Offered: no
Takes Direction: moderate
Touchy Feely: yes
Garment Removal: NOT REQUESTED
Table Shower: not requested, hot towel (HOT! towel)
Left Smiling: NO
Therapist Dependent Smile: yes
Tag Team: Hell NO!!!
# Number of visits : 2
# of different therapists: 3
After an experience like this, I might have to jump on the Dee Dee bandwagon. Maybe she can raise my spirits
....and erase my memory.