South Suburb Reports

[QUOTE=Abacadaba; 1155849]Anybody know a place or girl on the southside in the burbs or city to get a good massage and CBJ? Maybe even just the CBJ and not the massage. Please pm me to let me know.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Are you interested in s / w's?

[QUOTE=JohnnyBeBad;1156403]Are you interested in s / w's?[/QUOTE]I would prefer something a little more private but that will work also.

[QUOTE=Abacadaba;1156408]I would prefer something a little more private but that will work also.[/QUOTE]OK. First s / w's. South Suburbs are tough and one best be careful when picking girls up in some of these places. Chicago Heights-Along Rt. 30 (also called 14th St) between Halsted & State. Also in the residential arae south of Rt. 30, but be careful. Chicago Road. Going south from 16th St. Also some action in the woods (although I haven't been there is some time) along Ashland going south from 26th.

Robbins-Generally all over town, but 135th. 137th. 139th, Claire Blvd.

Harvey-All up and down 159th. 154th between Dixie and the downtown area (also side streets).

Cal City.Along State Line Road.

Summit (hit or miss).Along 63rd between Harlem and Archer (some on Archer). Better late at night early morning hours.

There are some other spots here and there.

Strip Clubs-Arnies in Harvery, Club O are probably the best places for extras but there are others on the board who know more about these places.

Was down in your neck of the woods and stopped by Crystal.

Typical AMP, older lady, decent massage, typical finish, rushed (40minutes)

Interesting convo though. She knew most of the AMPs up north that I know about and we got to talk about some of the drama that goes on. She said we (AMP providers) all know each other.

Maybe they have an AMP provider forum that they can report to each other. LOL!

[QUOTE=Joe6009; 1156989]Was down in your neck of the woods and stopped by Crystal.

Typical AMP, older lady, decent massage, typical finish, rushed (40minutes)

Interesting convo though. She knew most of the AMPs up north that I know about and we got to talk about some of the drama that goes on. She said we (AMP providers) all know each other.

Maybe they have an AMP provider forum that they can report to each other. LOL! [/QUOTE]That would be awesome but it would be in Chinese or korean.

The ladies at Crystal Health Spa seem have adapted the Chinese hour and it pisses me off. I start deducting from their tip when they do that.

[QUOTE=Magooski;1157541]The ladies at Crystal Health Spa seem have adapted the Chinese hour and it pisses me off. I start deducting from their tip when they do that.[/QUOTE]Back when I was in college, a popular book was Robert Lindner's The Fifty Minute Hour (1962) a collection of tales of psychotherapy. The title comes from the fact that sessions with a shrink of "one hour" actually only went for fifty minutes.

Could it be that Asian therapists are actually "head" doctors of sorts?

If interested, mongers can buy this book on Amazon, etc. It is still in print.

[QUOTE=Joe6009; 1156989]Was down in your neck of the woods and stopped by Crystal.

Typical AMP, older lady, decent massage, typical finish, rushed (40minutes)

Interesting convo though. She knew most of the AMPs up north that I know about and we got to talk about some of the drama that goes on. She said we (AMP providers) all know each other.

Maybe they have an AMP provider forum that they can report to each other. LOL! [/QUOTE]That is true because I visited a new location and I gave my name and said that I know this person for referral. When I arrived the girls all wanted me because I have a reputation of tipping if I'm treated very good and given the time that I requested (not rush and if it go a little extra). When they called me back they said that any girl I wanted was available. I was surprise but when I got there I was treated like a king. From beginning to end.

Now that is a good one! I've bumpd into an AMP Doctor on more than one occasion. Just never at Crystals! Haa.

[QUOTE=Ghostface89; 1157559]Back when I was in college, a popular book was Robert Lindner's The Fifty Minute Hour (1962) a collection of tales of psychotherapy. The title comes from the fact that sessions with a shrink of "one hour" actually only went for fifty minutes.

Could it be that Asian therapists are actually "head" doctors of sorts?

If interested, mongers can buy this book on Amazon, etc. It is still in print. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Joe6009; 1156989]Was down in your neck of the woods and stopped by Crystal.

Typical AMP, older lady, decent massage, typical finish, rushed (40minutes)

Interesting convo though. She knew most of the AMPs up north that I know about and we got to talk about some of the drama that goes on. She said we (AMP providers) all know each other.

Maybe they have an AMP provider forum that they can report to each other. LOL! [/QUOTE]Rate sign stated 65. FOR 50 Min's Massage. I told the girl there 50 Min's what's that all about. Told her I would go 50 she said know then I said 60 Still Know. Told her I was leaving She said good by. 65. FOR 50 min's that would give me around a 35 min. Massage didn't like that. I left and won't be going back.

[QUOTE=Magooski;1157541]The ladies at Crystal Health Spa seem have adapted the Chinese hour and it pisses me off. I start deducting from their tip when they do that.[/QUOTE]That always worked for me when I get shorted on time. I point at the clock.

Does anybody have any other info besides massage parlor sh! T? Please refer that info to the massage parlor thread.

[QUOTE=Jimjamesx;1158296]Does anybody have any other info besides massage parlor sh! T? Please refer that info to the massage parlor thread.[/QUOTE]Why would a thread with a geographic title be restricted to non-massage parlor discussion? Maybe all the streetwalker or strip club discussion should go to their respective threads too then!

You are the first monger to comment on what is being posted on the south sub reports. Usually I read and have had request to post south suburban reports there and not in the massage parlor.

One of my older visits resulted in too much time in the steam room before and after the shower. Then an ok massage, and all done in about 40 minutes. I point to the clock and told her my time is about 20 minutes light. She shrugged and turned her back on me. I did get her attention when she got 1/3 less of the customary tip. I loved her look of shock when she whined that is not fair. I reminded her that she was the one shorting me. She muttered something about next time. That next time took about 5 months inbetween and the service was much better.

One would think these places would not try to rip off or short change long time customers who have been regular or semi regular since they opened. I pass their who do you know test and then some. Go figure!

[QUOTE=Gopher88;1157912]That always worked for me when I get shorted on time. I point at the clock.[/QUOTE]