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I got tired of going to the laundromat and couldn't talk my mommy into shopping for a washing machine for me.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]There's no way this is a legitimate post. I could pick this entire review apart and tell you that it has all the makings of a female writer.

There is not a straight male in this world that goes shopping for a washing machine, let alone use it as a reference.

You got a less than stellar review Sydney, get over it and move on. Don't try to save face by becoming a member and acting like "one of your clients." The dude wanted a hj, you didn't deliver. This isn't the "usa massage guide", it's the "usa sex guide" for a reason. If I wanted a real, legitimate massage, I'd go to Burke Williams or some other well-known spa, I would'nt be jonesin' CL unless I wanted to release my man-goo. Who wants an erotic massage w/o a happy ending? Uugh - nobody![/QUOTE]

Dude,
I went for round 2 the other night, She was smelling like a rose and I had her pussy for dessert. Licked n sucked every drop of her sweet tasting pussy milk. I got to admit I made a mess. After I ate out her luv nest, I proceeded to mount her mish and let my jonhson have a lil of that hot asian luv tunnel. After 8 to 9 min of pumping n grinding, I decided it was ass time again. I ask MeiLing can I put ol homeboy in her backdoor? She smiles and replies "f" my ass!
Didn't take me long to pull out of the front hole n push up her backdoor. Again 4 r 5 min of pumping ,but we then we started talking n i got semi soft and had to reset. Back in her pussy it goes n is hard as a rock inno time. I pulled out and reamed her tight ass one more time for the encore.
I noticed after I got dressed she didnt clean up very well, maybe coz the next monger was waiting out in the parking lot for his turn. If it was you, must have had MeiLing after I was done. Mayby her pussy still had the smell of her ass, my dick sure did,lol.

[QUOTE=Azz Man Duane][url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/662172007.html[/url]

Saw her in an upscale location near the Block of Orange. Rate was $$.5hr and $.5 for the half. No greek on the the half, no kissing, no touching the face.

She is a cute California girl of East Indian descent. I am not sure the pictures are her, but the hair is right and the shape is good, however, the kitty had an odd odor.

It was an overall bad experience, and I will not repeat, however, YMMV.[/QUOTE]

Post a pic here to refresh our memory sweetheart.

[QUOTE=Infamous Ice]Hey fellas! I noticed we lost a lot of you when TZ switched. So I came herre to remind you of my wonderful mind and cock blowing services. I am in a 5-star hotel all night tonight and have some awesome specials. Pm me for info![/QUOTE]

Dude, I was there right before you and I gave her a golden shower all over her face and hair then popped in her mouth and ass. She told me some guy from USA was coming by so I thought I'd leave something behind for you. How did my cum taste???

[QUOTE=Asain_Ucker]Dude,
I went for round 2 the other night, She was smelling like a rose and I had her pussy for dessert. Licked n sucked every drop of her sweet tasting pussy milk. I got to admit I made a mess. After I ate out her luv nest, I proceeded to mount her mish and let my jonhson have a lil of that hot asian luv tunnel. After 8 to 9 min of pumping n grinding, I decided it was ass time again. I ask MeiLing can I put ol homeboy in her backdoor? She smiles and replies "f" my ass!
Didn't take me long to pull out of the front hole n push up her backdoor. Again 4 r 5 min of pumping ,but we then we started talking n i got semi soft and had to reset. Back in her pussy it goes n is hard as a rock inno time. I pulled out and reamed her tight ass one more time for the encore.
I noticed after I got dressed she didnt clean up very well, maybe coz the next monger was waiting out in the parking lot for his turn. If it was you, must have had MeiLing after I was done. Mayby her pussy still had the smell of her ass, my dick sure did,lol.[/QUOTE]

Dude,

that wasn't me after u.wen i got to the scank she just had her bath and her tuna was sweet as pie and she was smelling like as rose.

i think is was"ass man duane", that got that got the sour smelly rancid foul tasting tuna. u did use condom??? wen i got home ,my dick did still had her ass smell a little. had to get out the disinfectent and soak that bad boy.

[QUOTE=Dac007]Dude, I was there right before you and I gave her a golden shower all over her face and hair then popped in her mouth and ass. She told me some guy from USA was coming by so I thought I'd leave something behind for you. How did my cum taste???[/QUOTE]

Anyone try or have any info?

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/666152734.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Joblo007]Well, I don't know if that review was legit or not, but I saw Sydney a few months ago and got pretty much the same experience that he describes, so it rang true to me. She treated me well.[/QUOTE]I just tried her today. Pretty good for the price.

seach under her phone number too. she has 4 posts up. if anyone has been with her, post or PM me. Rates would be good too. Im in the mood for some chocolate.

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/665806458.html[/url]

LMAO ! Good posts, thanks for the laugh!

[QUOTE=Asain_Ucker]Dude,

that wasn't me after u.wen i got to the scank she just had her bath and her tuna was sweet as pie and she was smelling like as rose.

i think is was"ass man duane", that got that got the sour smelly rancid foul tasting tuna. u did use condom??? wen i got home ,my dick did still had her ass smell a little. had to get out the disinfectent and soak that bad boy.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/669483627.html[/url]

Right now I cannot post my current photos because I do not have a computer. I am on my phone. But you can check out my website (pics are still pretty accurate).

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I am looking for a freaky bbw girl.

Does anybody have good leads?

[QUOTE=Dac007]If you are going to comment please use the quote button so people know what the fuck you are talking about.[/QUOTE]Oh my apologies. You have some hatred going on. Too bad.

[QUOTE=Herb Surfs]I remember this girl from a couple of years ago but never sampled.

Speaking of "old-timers", yesterday I visited Jesse Jewel. Man I forgot why I stopped seeing her about a year ago. She is F-ing nuts. She starts our session with this; "the state labels me as mentally unbalanced, but I just call it being different." She is definately different.

She still has some of the nicest titties on Craigs but as she gets a little older her tummy is starting to grow. She is still a pretty good lay, the only time she shuts the F-up is when shes getting boned.[/QUOTE]Give me the date or around when you saw me because, you speak boldly and if you are correct, you are, but I would like to make sure because I haven't seen many people and you are not ringing a bell and I was brand new a couple yrs ago, so.

There is a new girl on CL named Kendra. The picture is of her climbin onto a bed and her blond hair and insane ass is all too enticing. I called her and she seemed really rushed and confused about how to find the hotel she was stayin at. Sounded a little strange so I didn't make the venture. However, she has the nicest ass currently on CL if thats really her pic, so if anyone has seen her, do tell.