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[QUOTE]LAKE MARY - Police are trying to find [b]the man in a red Corvette[/b] who keeps visiting the Dunkin' Donuts drive-through window while naked from the waist down.

He did it three times Thursday and once Friday, according to store employees.

They didn't get a great description, and they didn't get his license-plate number.

This is what they remember:

[b]He's white, bald and wears sunglasses.[/b]
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lol, exactly how I picture most Corvette drivers. The ladies forgot to mention that he had a small cock though.

[QUOTE=XxATLxX]lol, exactly how I picture most Corvette drivers. The ladies forgot to mention that he had a small cock though.[/QUOTE]

He's probably an off-duty cop whose wife isn't giving him any. He gets his donuts and gets off at the same time, LOL.

Just came across a Nigerian escort scam. Found Julie on Escorts.com and sent her a message on Yahoo IM. She IMed me back and explained she was stuck in Nigeria because she went there for a project and got robbed etc. I knew it was a scam from the get go, but just played along with her for the fun of it, then called her out on it. Here is the transcript. This was my 2nd time talking to her. Her email is [email]Julie_babe_girl@yahoo.com[/email] I seriously doubt anyone on here would ever fall for this, but you never know...


[quote]julie_babe_girl: Are you there?

Me: Hey girl

julie_babe_girl: Hey

julie_babe_girl: How are you doing today

julie_babe_girl: I have been sitting on here for hours waiting for you

Me: Good, just woke up from a nap

julie_babe_girl: Ohh i see

julie_babe_girl: Hope it was a nice nap

Me: What are you up to?

julie_babe_girl: Nothing just being sick and feeling very down about life

Me: awww, Im sorry. Thats never easy to deal with

julie_babe_girl: Yes

julie_babe_girl: I really want to know if you are gonan help me

julie_babe_girl: I will be coming right away to you

Me: What do I need to do?

julie_babe_girl: I just need a loan from you

julie_babe_girl: I can show you my account so you know i have enough funds to pay you when i get back to you ,,,,i just cant access my money from here

julie_babe_girl: I will be very glad if you can do this for me

Me: Nice pic

Me: What are you doing in Nigeria?

julie_babe_girl: I came on a Project and after having the project all done i had to ask them to put all the funds in my account so i wouldnt have problem travelling with that amount of money

julie_babe_girl: I was robbed off everything i have here and only left with my passport

julie_babe_girl: Now the hotel i was had to take down my passport till i can be able to pay all the payment i owe them

Me: I see there is a flight from Abuja to Atlanta in 3 days, have you seen that one?

julie_babe_girl: Okay i can go check about that

Me: How much do I need to send you and how do I do it?

julie_babe_girl: I will need about $2500 all together so i can be able to pay the hotel bills

Me: how can I send you that?

julie_babe_girl: Western Union

Me: How about I just fly over there and get you and bring you back?

Me: Or I will just buy a ticket in your name

julie_babe_girl: Okay you can do that

Me: Baby, if you are gonna run these scams, don't pick Nigeria as the country you are stuck in. Every scam in the world over the internet originates in Nigeria

julie_babe_girl: How do you mean

julie_babe_girl: Now you calling me names or what all because i needed your favour

julie_babe_girl: Is that it ?

Me: lol, all you are trying to do is get guys to send you money

julie_babe_girl: Ok thanks

Me: I have saved your pics and will be posting them on many of the escort boards, also listing your fake story so you don't find some nice guy who might actually send the money only to realize hours later he has been ripped off in a scam

julie_babe_girl: Ok

Me: Its a nice scam though, some guy horny and desperate enough might actually fall for it

Me: But just tell them you are stuck in London or something. Nobody goes to Nigeria[/quote]

Look no further than this website (closed after the federal government busted the company). $1, 000 for 1 hour of service for the cheapest call girl, $3, 100 for the most expensive. For a dusk to dawn date ($10, 000 to $31, 000), rates were 10 times the hourly rates.

[url]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0306082emperor1.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Alex9990]$1, 000 for 1 hour of service for the cheapest call girl, $3, 100 for the most expensive. For a dusk to dawn date ($10, 000 to $31, 000), rates were 10 times the hourly rates.[/QUOTE]Which just goes to show ya that there are some people with more money than sense...

[QUOTE=NobodyYouKnow]Which just goes to show ya that there are some people with more money than sense...[/QUOTE]When you have the time and money. It will catch up to you.

So goes Eliot Spitzer.

Didn't know where to post this but I need some help. About a month or so there was an asian girl working out of room 135 at the Scottish Inn on PH and said that she was finally getting the money up to move to an apartment in riverside. does anyone know where she is now or how to find her.

Just wanted to say greetings to all the fellow Jax-ers that like to Surf a SW now and then.

I have been Surfing SW's for 15 years all over the US, but am new to the Board - just found it this week.

Can't wait to get the swing of things and hope my my posts are helpful.

Surfer Out

Long time lurker here. Just wanted to know if anyone frqs the local phone chat line, ya know the one they adv late at night with the most gorgeous girls "staying home to talk on the phone".

Anyway, has anyone else noticed an extraordianry amount of AA woment on line? Hardly a minority on there and almost all are BBW, of course they like to call themselves cute in the face, thick in the waste ( I call em fat).

There is a 45ish white blonde that goes by Melissa, stays off race track, DD, shaved, c-note(nego), great oral. Also a white one ,forget her name, stays off emerson, face a 6, lil chubby, takes it up the backdoor-$40. Both have nice clean places.

And finally there are 2 younguns. One I've seen, goes by heather, has 2 kids, moves from apt to apt all over jax fom one month to the next, gorgeous face, redhead, pale sking, 9 body/9face, a-cup, great oral-$60-nego.

the Second goes by Jesica, got pic, does EVERYTHING, $70, pic looks decent enough, just dont get a good vibe from her.

Well, this half centurian is off for his motel-notell session with his twice monthly 19 year old 120lb philippina hottie.

Guy Guy Guy,

I just moved to Charleston SC, because of my job, and let me tell you be proud of Jax. This place is dead dead dead. It sucks, to women, no massage places and not strip clubs. I can't wait to come back to jax to visit just so I can have sex with some other than my Fiance.

Bng_eyes

Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm spending more on everything but poon. In fact, because I'm spending more on everything I have less to spend on poon. Fixed incomes have their drawbacks. The amazing thing is, one of the few things that hasn't gone up in price is --- poon.

I'm not and never have been a SW guy, even though it's probably the best bargain. I'm just not smart enough to be comfortable about who and where. But I have to admit, getting "things taken care of" for under 100 ain't bad.

AMPs get decent business from me. They're usually clean, reliable and safe. The issue is -- with exceptions -- is an hour's massage and a handshake worth 100+ ? Certainly more can be had under the right circumstances ... but then you're around 200 for a quickie.

Escorts blow my mind. There are a few that want 200-250, but most want 300 and up ! They must have wealthy regulars. Don't know about the rest of you, but no way is "it" worth that kinda money to me.

Then we have my favorite --- clubs. I was weaned on 12th St., Nelson's and Studs, but have become a Pony guy. If Sylvia would hire better quality, I'd spend more time there too. You see what's available, you know the cost (if they know you) and you make your choice.

I've talked with guys and gals alike, and everyone (with exception) says things have gone downhill in the past year. Guys are spending less so obviously the gals aren't doing as well. Don't know about the SW scene, but DEALS CAN BE HAD. It's rare that a dancer won't do take-out -- at great prices. Even escorts are giving deep discounts for repeat business according to a friend. I'm not saying we should take unfair advantage of the gals, but it is a buyers' market.

Done pontificating. Be safe and discreet guys.

OBG

[QUOTE=OldBaldGuy]Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm spending more on everything but poon. In fact, because I'm spending more on everything I have less to spend on poon. Fixed incomes have their drawbacks. The amazing thing is, one of the few things that hasn't gone up in price is.-- poon.

I'm not and never have been a SW guy, even though it's probably the best bargain. I'm just not smart enough to be comfortable about who and where. But I have to admit, getting "things taken care of" for under 100 ain't bad.

AMPs get decent business from me. They're usually clean, reliable and safe. The issue is.- with exceptions.- is an hour's massage and a handshake worth 100+? Certainly more can be had under the right circumstances. But then you're around 200 for a quickie.

Escorts blow my mind. There are a few that want 200-250, but most want 300 and up! They must have wealthy regulars. Don't know about the rest of you, but no way is "it" worth that kinda money to me.

Then we have my favorite.-- clubs. I was weaned on 12th St. , Nelson's and Studs, but have become a Pony guy. If Sylvia would hire better quality, I'd spend more time there too. You see what's available, you know the cost (if they know you) and you make your choice.

I've talked with guys and gals alike, and everyone (with exception) says things have gone downhill in the past year. Guys are spending less so obviously the gals aren't doing as well. Don't know about the SW scene, but DEALS CAN BE HAD. It's rare that a dancer won't do take-out.- at great prices. Even escorts are giving deep discounts for repeat business according to a friend. I'm not saying we should take unfair advantage of the gals, but it is a buyers' market.

Done pontificating. Be safe and discreet guys.

OBG[/QUOTE]Your preaching to the choir. Posts are down, nobody is finding SW's on the streets and the one's that are out there aren't that great. I haven't stopped into Pony's a good long while. My friend from NYC has returned and I've been stuck at Emperor's or Bikini Beach lately with him. I don't think he'll enjoy Pony's because of his policy of making it a game of getting the girl to allow him to whatever he wants versus knowing that it can be done at Pony's. I have to get him back to NYC so I can go back to Pony's or Jake's I can't go to all the places and expect to pay my bills at the same time.

I'm out.

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I'm not and never have been a SW guy, even though it's probably the best bargain. I'm just not smart enough to be comfortable about who and where. But I have to admit, getting "things taken care of" for under 100 ain't bad.

OBG[/QUOTE]

Damn OBG, you must have way more $$$ than me in your monger budget, for a hundred bucks, I would have 4-5 good times. That would last me all week! But you are right, I guess the price of crack must be pretty stable, as I am spending the same (generally, no more than a Jackson plus maybe a 5$ tip for extra good service) for a BJ. This has not changed much over the last 5 years or so.

I am spending more on gas finding them.

Mr C

So I went to San Juan Liquors.

I think its called Flash Dancers?

Vip room is well worth it!

Wow, I got more pm's over my Asian girl than I dunno what!

Forget about her, as she's not wanting me to give out her info.

The redhead Heather is down in tampa at the moment and trying to make her way back to jax.

If anyone remembers Ashely449ers, well she is also back in Jax under a dif Name, but you cannot mistake her twins. YES, that is Ashley. $$ and works outta a nice INN adjacent to Craig Aprt.

There is also a decent 19 year older(gig boned but pretty) with a newborn doing FS, shes on the west side just off 295 at a decent hotel, will do FS for 70.

PM's wont be answered right now as I cannot offer anything else other than what I just typed.

Quest lines are where u can find these girls between 8am and 4pm.

Many AA women on the line and could stand to eat a salad, so I avoid them.