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Has anyone seen Hottbrittney befor good or bad.
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Could you please tell me who belongs to that hat? And the mirror says it could be the managers hat, oh my what should I do? Must have missed that day I photography class, ok bye the whole class. Be safe.
[QUOTE=Hidell;2707060]Any intel on her?
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I have seen this girl posting for a while now and was wondering if anyone had seen her? If not, I may TOFTT soon.
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[QUOTE=Pioneer2005;2707415]Has anyone seen Hottbrittney befor good or bad.
[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/[/URL] 1-Independent-Escorts /10175-Hottbrittney-I'm-Back-and-Badder-than-ever-. Html.[/QUOTE]She has been reviewed many times. Do a search.
C3.
Did anybody else see her ads last week? And was anyone brave enough to TOFTT?
Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.
OMG potsy, that's not a dream it's a nightmare, had 1 similar about yr ago with a nutcase here on spacecoast and all I could do was laugh cause it was too ridiculous to be mad but glad ya got out unscathed.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.[/QUOTE]
First post!
I have been eyeing this girl for a while. Any info?
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everythinghesnotand/13836420[/URL]
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the intell, I had an eye one that one, I'm up in north Seminole County, I feel your pain, I had a similar experience of a melt down, kook-coo for coco puffs moment with the MILF Kat, and her reply at the end "I'm so sweet nobody will believe you" well, she circled the drain long enough, and now she is at winter kamp with her uncle now for a looong time. You know it takes two to three good nuts to get the taste out from one bad one.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.[/QUOTE]That only makes your "top 5 worst" ? I only hope it holds the number one position by a substantial margin!
[QUOTE=Camera3;2707628]She has been reviewed many times. Do a search.
C3.[/QUOTE]Take a look at the negative escort review section. She seems to the the queen!
[QUOTE=Apollo29;2707951]First post!
I have been eyeing this girl for a while. Any info?
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everythinghesnotand/13836420[/URL][/QUOTE]I text with her about a month ago, she text rates and replies with, age and race please, I text back 50 W, she text back "NO THANKYOU" I'm thinking WTF, last week I try again and this time I figure I can pass for 45 but respond 47 W, and then she replies OK here's the address, I text back "no thank you" so my guess is she is a whack job.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.[/QUOTE]May be one of your worst dreams, but you saved my skin. Had her circled for my bucket list this winter. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. I was debating this since it was close, a few weeks back. The little head was talking, but the final straw was when she asked me to bring a roll of toilet paper when I came over.
Def hilarious (for us to read about, not live it). Any experience that doesn't involve getting robbed, or worse, and/or involving a pair of shiny bracelets is "positive" enough.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz...[/QUOTE]
Has anyone visited this one? The pics don't match (one with tat and one without). She looks pretty interesting, I just can't find any reviews. Thanks.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experienced-in-pleasing-respectable-gentlemen-just-like-you-book-in-advance-if-possible/14017934[/URL]
I'm so sorry for your painful situation but damn that was a funny read! I think I peed my pants a little. Thanks for sharing, we are all better off now! -- Dog.
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.[/QUOTE]
I know this one has been reviewed before, but I am new to the forum and trying this out. When another SP flaked on me I texted Mercedes to see if she was available. I have seen her posts and was always intrigued. I usually avoid girls that post on BP exclusively, but she had reviews and I was in the mood.
I knew she wasn't all the way GFE. She was real young and cute. Very tiny as others have mentioned. Very easy to set up and decent hotel on I-drive area. She was nice and personable. Dreamt that she got to it right away and had me strip down while she did the same. Nice very small boobs. Didn't seem interested in kissing, and started CBJ. That was decent and then she initiates the main event. She had me get on top. She used a lot of lube and seemed like it was hurting to do it too hard. Switched to doggy and again seemed like she didn't want it too hard. CG and RCG followed, which she didn't seem to like that much due to saying something about her leg hurting.
All in all, $. 2 for HH. Would I repeat? Only in a pinch. For the price and no GFE, there's better fish in the sea.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upsc-uty-viab-1-pmt/13937192[/URL]
Has anyone seen melody melons aka ms36 jj?
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-total-package-plus-a-handful-ms36jj-56azz-generous-gents-only-read-adandpics/14101192[/URL]
Black, tall and thick in all the right places. She is visiting orlando.
Recently visited Sara after a cancellation caused me to troll on BP. Found this SP with some reviews so decided to take the plunge. Setup was easy. Almost no screening, and was very friendly. Decent hotel in the I-drive area. I had seen an ad for massage and I was looking for that and some headache relief.
Upon arrival I had some hard time finding her, as she came out to meet me. So, I think it is pretty clear from her pics but she us on the larger side. Pretty face though and immediately out me at ease with conversation and very nice / neat room.
Asked for massage and she did that pretty good. Flipped me over and dreamt she gave me a pretty decent BBJ to finish. I am pretty sure she got up and spit.
Total damage was $. 5 for hh which was really more than it should be for that kind of service. Next time I would just do the QV option for $.
All in all, good experience. Would I repeat? Possibly, merely for the ease, though she is not my normal type.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seductive-sexy-sara-available-for-your-pleasure-call-now-321241-0386/13765534[/URL]
[QUOTE=Sethd;2710947]Recently visited Sara after a cancellation caused me to troll on BP. Found this SP with some reviews so decided to take the plunge. Setup was easy. Almost no screening, and was very friendly. Decent hotel in the I-drive area. I had seen an ad for massage and I was looking for that and some headache relief.
Upon arrival I had some hard time finding her, as she came out to meet me. So, I think it is pretty clear from her pics but she us on the larger side. Pretty face though and immediately out me at ease with conversation and very nice / neat room.
Asked for massage and she did that pretty good. Flipped me over and dreamt she gave me a pretty decent BBJ to finish. I am pretty sure she got up and spit.
Total damage was $. 5 for hh which was really more than it should be for that kind of service. Next time I would just do the QV option for $.
All in all, good experience. Would I repeat? Possibly, merely for the ease, though she is not my normal type.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seductive-sexy-sara-available-for-your-pleasure-call-now-321241-0386/13765534[/URL][/QUOTE]Dude, too much for just a massage and headache relief. Appreciate your feedback, but for that kind of money, I would duck in all the possible ways during that hh session. Did you do any FS or just BBBJ?
I will not suggest that kind of donation though.
NB1.
You probably wish you never left the bar.
But looking at this pic, should of said everything.
That look alone would scare me.
[URL]http://lodef.net/imgs/c/4/b/0/c4b0f6092d9f2fbc7f7f6dd8696c10b7_f.jpg[/URL]
[QUOTE=Potsy;2707790]Ok so I was staying at a friends new condo in DeBary and we went to a local bar, Shotz. Well after a few shots, I looked up on backpage who was available in the area and saw Desiree's ad. I had spoken to her before and she remembered my number, she says she can do 90 for half and to come over in 40 minutes. Ok, she only lives about 5 miles from the bar on Bougainvillea, so I figure I can have a drink or two more and then get a ride there for a nice dream. First red flag drops when she texts me back 5 minutes later and tells me she has an emergency and can't make it but will call me in 40 minutes and hopefully things will be OK by then. Ok works for me, we can stay at the bar till almost closing. Forty minutes later I get a text from her saying come on over the issue she had was taken care of. OK tell her ten away. We get there and my buddy parks half a block away, down the street from the house. I go to get out of the car and text her that I am there when red flag number two drops, I get a text from her "sorry can't meet, maybe another night" I text back that I am there and get no response. We give it a few minutes and two minutes later either another monger or her boyfriend leaves the house, gets in a red car and drives away. OK enoughs enough, time to go home. We drive away and not two minutes later I get a call from her saying she cancelled because I made her nervous because I asked her, on the second attempt to meet after she cancelled the first one, if she was sure we would meet and not stand me up. So she says to come over. Now I thought I read a good review about her on here so I figured WTF. We were literally 3 minutes away so we drove back. STUPID STUPID STUPID.
OK get there, and she invites me right in and asks me to play with her and if she can grab me, like that would mean anything. OK we do that and its off to the bedroom for the dream.
For starters, I am not sure if the pictures in her ad are even her, and if they are they are from a long, long time ago from a galaxy far far away. She looks nothing like them. She looks pretty worn out but she seemed like a nice person so I figured I was there so let me have a quick dream.
Red flag number three, soon as we enter the bedroom " I get the money up front" comes out of her mouth. I should have left right then but stupid stupid stupid. Ok she says lie face down so I can massage your back, I tell her I'm good if you just do the front. She actually starts to massage my right arm, forgot what she was doing and then looked confused for a second. She grabs a cover, puts it on and starts some headache relief. After a minute or two she climbs on top and starts to take a ride. She starts getting into it and then yells out "I'm getting too wet" and jumps off me only to reveal that Aunt Flow is totally in town. Red flag 4 thru 100. She says she has to get right into the shower, I had to stop her and tell her to get a towel right away and get the cover off me and I'm using the shower first, as I wanted to make sure there was nothing on me.
So into the bathroom I go and I am handed a "clean" white towel that hasnt seen bleach since, well the first star wars movie, and some body wash because" that's the only soap I have in the house. I get in the shower that's as dirty as Jaba the Huts ass and wash off with the body wash as best I can and decide not to use the "clean" white towel that's covered in brown stains and pretty much take a second shower with the bottle of purell I had in my pocket, as I stood on my socks. I put my socks on and went back into the bedroom to get dressed while still wet and covered in Purell. She jumps into the shower and has a conversation with herself about how could this happen?, was my cock to big? What should I do? And so on, and not only was she asking herself questions she was replying like she was a second person. She is out of the shower in 2 minutes just as I was finished trying to air dry and putting my clothes and shoes on.
She comes back into the bedroom and puts her clothes on, looks at me and says " oh that dumb of me we have to finish" and starts whipping her clothes off again. I tell her not too, but she insists and then sits down on the bed and tells me to come closer. I am assuming some quick headache relief is coming, as she fiddles with what looked like a cover, she says that she's out of condoms and would do it without one and tears open what was in her hand and its an individual size package of lube and starts yanking on junior, who I had taken out thru my fly, assuming headache relief. So she starts yanking on junior and at this point I am thru, I just want to leave and really don't even want to look at her face anymore, so I tell her to just bend over and I will finish on her back and ass and take care of it myself. Sure enough I take matters into my own hands and its over in a minute, and she has some pearls on her lower back and ass. I walk into the bathroom to wash my hands, forgetting theres no soap, and do the water, then Purell cleaning again. As I am doing this I can here her repeatedly saying "OH MY GOD I THINK SOME GOT IN ME, SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? Its started as a low quiet statement but was quickly repeated until it got louder and faster and she ran past me into the shower chanting the same thing. I felt bad and told her to relax, and that nothing got even close to down there and it was all on her back and outer ass. I tried to leave at this point, as the circus was totally no fun and it was becoming obvious that the clown was a little nuts.
For any of you mongers thinking about taking a dream a little north of orlando.
As I go to leave she comes out of the bathroom and starts a new chant "where's the twenty?, Where did I put the twenty?" Here I am thinking, Ok she is nuts but since things went so bad she is going to give me $20 back as a good will gesture. I told her not to worry about giving me the $20 and that I just wanted to leave. Thats when she looks at me and says " OH NO, the extra 20 you promised me for me letting you cum on my ass". I said what? She said "You promised me an extra 20 if I let you cum on my ass". OK enough of this nightmare, I asked her straight out if she was insane, and reminded her about her aunt being in town and what a waste of time this dream was and told her I never offered her 20 more for anything that I didn't have anymore money on me at all and I only bring exactly what was agreed upon in advance. I could see the insanity growing in her eyes and she demanded I prove I have no more money on me and to empty all my pockets. Seeing that she was now going into scary insane mode, I told her that I would call my driver parked down the block and see if he had money, as soon as I got him on the phone I told him "if I am not out the door in 30 seconds theres a serious problem, just call the cops, this girl is insane". At that point she realized there was no way she was shaking me down for more money and as I walked towards the front door she actually said "I hope to see you again" and she really meant it.
Well to end this long rant, this girl is completely bat shit crazy. She is one to completely avoid.
I would have posted the link to her backpage ad but she pulled it down, the only link I could find when I googled her number is a cached report from some website [URL]http://backpage.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/bonus/post/10351146/[/URL]#.
Sorry for the long post, and I left a lot out. The girl is nuts, she is a slob, definite OCD and mental issues and appeared to have some pharmaceutical likes as well.
One of my top 5 worst dreams ever and that says a lot.[/QUOTE]
Seen her and she is not worth it she was on the rags then said so after she collected the coin she is not worth it her pics are not real and she can stand to loose 30 lbs or so I seen.
Her ads for awhile now but she is not the same person in the pics. She acts like she is worth so much more and wanted more coin I told her I think its time you checked urself into the.
Retirement home for sp, she said she was 27 but looks 47.
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Decided to TOFFT on this one. Hoping to be somewhat similar to pictures but unfortunately was not. She was overweight so I decided to not partake. Goes by Jayla love.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-all-natural-blonde-beauty-girl-next-door-no-drama/13658953[/URL]
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orlando/786-671-2640/1/312209/terff[/URL]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2707215]Allie in the below pic?
Anyone?[/QUOTE]She left without notice and doesn't answer. Actually the duo nwas over before it started. Cammy has not heard from her.
Totally agree. Dreamt that I just did BBBJ. Was too much $$ but I was in a pinch. Kicked myself for not opting for the QV. Live and learn.
[QUOTE=NaughtyBoy1;2711363]Dude, too much for just a massage and headache relief. Appreciate your feedback, but for that kind of money, I would duck in all the possible ways during that hh session. Did you do any FS or just BBBJ?
I will not suggest that kind of donation though.
NB1.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RickyBobby24;2712014]Seen her and she is not worth it she was on the rags then said so after she collected the coin she is not worth it her pics are not real and she can stand to loose 30 lbs or so I seen.
Her ads for awhile now but she is not the same person in the pics. She acts like she is worth so much more and wanted more coin I told her I think its time you checked urself into the.
Retirement home for sp, she said she was 27 but looks 47.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gorgeous-classy-indian-playmate-experience-this-exotic-beauty/8303503[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry to disagree, but those pics are her. I haven't seen her for a year and I'm quite sure those pics were dated somewhat back then. She definitely is not as shapely as those pics suggest. You could have avoided the disappointment in seeing her, if you had read my review of her that I posted on 11/29/15. That's just 10 days ago. I posted that review in response to someone who asked for information about her.
There is a reason why we post these reviews on this website. Do the research and read them. You will save yourself a lot of disappointment.
Fort Lauderdale monger looking for help with this one. She's providing down here currently would really appreciate any info on her. BBBJ, cim, swallow? Is she good to go?
I can return the favor by providing any info of local South Florida providers.
Thanks.
[URL]http://www.escortpolice.com/407-335-1751/?id=13958235[/URL]
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orlando/407-335-1751/19/319657/ff[/URL]
[URL]http://megapersonals.com.orlando.hoxnif.com/post/9827898/[/URL]
[QUOTE=ParlarPat;2712019]Decided to TOFFT on this one. Hoping to be somewhat similar to pictures but unfortunately was not. She was overweight so I decided to not partake. Goes by Jayla love.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-all-natural-blonde-beauty-girl-next-door-no-drama/13658953[/URL]
[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orlando/786-671-2640/1/312209/terff[/URL][/QUOTE]Good info bro! I have been out on the eastside a few times and thought about that one and figured she was a "Big Girl" and could not convince myself to pull the trigger, glad my instincts were spot on, I prefer spinners.
[QUOTE=Bg200;2712364]Sorry to disagree, but those pics are her. I haven't seen her for a year and I'm quite sure those pics were dated somewhat back then. She definitely is not as shapely as those pics suggest. You could have avoided the disappointment in seeing her, if you had read my review of her that I posted on 11/29/15. That's just 10 days ago. I posted that review in response to someone who asked for information about her.
There is a reason why we post these reviews on this website. Do the research and read them. You will save yourself a lot of disappointment.[/QUOTE]Bg200 no worries sorry I didn't see your previous post probably the day I saw her she must have had a makeup or closet malfunction because she don't look nothing like her pics or maybe.
She needs to update her pics.
Vikki is the real deal fellas. I saw her this past June while visiting Atlanta and have been keeping tabs on her via her Insta page (at vikki24 hrs). I'll leave you with this fellas, if you have the time and coin (hr was $$ IMO it's well worth it. A true dime piece. Now that she's in O-Town, I'm going to have to schedule an appointment, might go for a 3-way with her girl.
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On another note, has anyone seen this beauty yet?
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I had a taste for a petite chocolate fix so I looked up Sunni K. Her pics looked really good. After doing a search on here I saw someone said she had management lurking around but really most these girls do whether we see them or not. I never saw any signs of management. After seeing her friend Mya a couple times I knew she was legit so I decided to hit her up. She was very pleasant and gave me the directions to her incall. Once I arrived she gave me the number then I went up. She opened the door looking just as hot as her pics with a nice set of tatas on a small petite frame. We hugged and did some small talk. Her room was nice and clean and she smelled nice. It was time to get comfortable and I laid back while she gave a nice CBJ. She has nice lips and knows how to use them. She moaned a little as she kept sucking. I reached down to grab a tata, boy are they nice. After about 5 minutes she asked how I wanted her. Mish it is so I can watch those pretty tatas bounce around. After about 5 minutes of this I had planned to flip her over in doggy but ended up filling the bag.
Sunni is a very sexy young lady. Although her ad may come off hard she was very sweet and I will repeat.
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BG111.
I had been seeing her ad around for awhile now and was in the mood for a Latina cutie. I saw she had decent reviews so I decided to give her a try since she was near my job. She was cool while setting up the appointment. I was on my way and hit her up once I got to her incall she gave me the number and I went up. When she opened the door she looked even better than her pics. I gave her a hug and complimented her on how good she looks. We got comfortable and she gave me a very good CBJ. Watching junior go in at out of her mouth had me on the brink of busting. I stopped her and rolled her over so I could look into her her pretty eyes while I entered her. Her moans were sensual as I pounded this pretty young thing. There was a mirror in the room for me to watch my performance. Damn I got caught up watching myself which caused me to bust in the bag. She was so good I returned the next day to see her. She was very nice and beautiful. I will definitely repeat. On my way out I passed Sunni K. We spoke and exchanged smiles. I made a note she would be next.
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BG111.
Long time lurker and I finally decided to man up and accept that fact that I am a monger! This afternoon I had a little nap and dreamt of none other the MarinaGfe. In my dream she lived up to the hype with what I can say was great BBJ then DATY with a very nice kitty, then moved on to some CG. In my dream her kitty was so tight I couldn't help but bust quickly.
I definitely want to have this same dream in the near future!
Looks as if the holidays has really brought out lots of SPs, to many to choose from LOL, a few college girls that LTGTBT and a few old favorites that have not posted in months, glad to see that they are fine and well. I really want to go out but have been fighting a cold and have no intent on passing it along, college girl reports please, peace SS96.
Sorry about the double post
Phone acted up
Saw this add and figured it was TGTBT.
So I did some searching and found same pics for an add posted today in NC.
Orlando add.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-sweet-hottie-one-of-a-kind-sexy-n-sweet/14469828[/URL]
Raleigh add.
[URL]http://raleigh.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-sweet-hottie-one-of-a-kind-sexy-n-sweet/21891172[/URL]
Both adds are almost identical only big difference is phone #.
Maybe she is real but odds are not good.
Browsing through BP, it seemed that there were quite few ebony BBW's posting recently. I tried to set something up with several of them, but couldn't seem to make the stars align (Sasha / Cheetah, Erica / CarmelD407, etc.). This gal, Juicy, didn't have the greatest pictures, but there was a playfulness to her ads and a smile that seemed to indicate she would be a lot of fun. I was right! And I have already enjoyed several dates with this fully GFE lady that has a pleasant personality and truly knows how to please. I offered to help her out with some new photos for her ads, and we agreed on the Christmas Holiday theme images appended to this review. She is already posting them in her current ads. If you want to play, "find the photographer", just look for the white gloves; she's a good sport and we had a lot of fun making these.
Now, I understand that a really thick ebony gal like this might not be everyone's cup of tea. But I can testify that Juicy is a great date, has a great attitude, loves to kiss and cuddle, has clean soft skin, her nipples perk when given appropriate attention, and I found her to be absolutely creamy delicious too. She said she had never had an orgasm from just oral, but she has now.
I will tell you that she is cautious and has her own screening process that initially turned me off. But I am glad I went through with it and now I know another wonderful lady who can put a smile on my face with both her companionship and performance. Enjoy these Juicy holiday photos.
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Let's bring a little Christmas jeer
Can you find him?
Becareful out there boys especially my buddy
MAGGOT.