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[QUOTE=BigDog16; 1895314]I saw Amburr. First, she is not the girl in the pic but she is really hot. Went for the massage (125 for 30 mins). Place is quiet and she takes everything off. Was looking for more than HE. Got to munch on her awesome tits but no DATY or FS. If anyone knows whether the menu expands for these lovely ladies send me a message.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-location-and-new-stunning-ladies-23/14242352[/url][/QUOTE]Ouch. Would rather pay another 75 for my Provider for an hour and get to do a heck of a lot more. Just sayin'.

[QUOTE=MotorheadBiker;1895682]You're right. There are lot other providers. But this one has very nice body.[/QUOTE]If you like just looking at Nice Bodies, try going to Heavenly Bodies or the Admiral Strip Club. A lot of Nice Looking Ladies, but you can't touch them. As for me, I like looking at Nice Looking Ladies too. But I like to play too. I can't just look.

[QUOTE=Ron M;1896448]If you like just looking at Nice Bodies, try going to Heavenly Bodies or the Admiral Strip Club. A lot of Nice Looking Ladies, but you can't touch them. As for me, I like looking at Nice Looking Ladies too. But I like to play too. I can't just look.[/QUOTE]Same here. If I can't touch them there is no point.

[QUOTE=MotorheadBiker;1896486]Same here. If I can't touch them there is no point.[/QUOTE]I agree, what it is that point no touching, kissing, don't do that and that so on, and some of them (pro) get good reviews and some post "I will repeat, I see her again, because she is pretty" and the good thing that those guys say on their post " limitations : like those we pointed" thanks yo that I avoid those pro w/"good reviews" I can't enjoy if there is not touch itis like like doing "exercises", better go to admiral theater see and don't touch and they are have pretty girls too. You know what I mean.

Bye and enjoy.

What you would spend at a Strip Club, you can get a Provider. A Provider will do a heck of a lot more than any girl at a Strip Club. Would you spend $$$ at a Strip Club just to look at the girls? I wouldn't.

[QUOTE=Ron M;1896725]What you would spend at a Strip Club, you can get a Provider. A Provider will do a heck of a lot more than any girl at a Strip Club. Would you spend $$$ at a Strip Club just to look at the girls? I wouldn't.[/QUOTE]Such places are for those who like to live their lives on the "Lite" side. Sort of like drinking a Corona and claiming you had a beer.

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[QUOTE=Ron M;1896725]What you would spend at a Strip Club, you can get a Provider. A Provider will do a heck of a lot more than any girl at a Strip Club. Would you spend $$$ at a Strip Club just to look at the girls? I wouldn't.[/QUOTE]We're comparing apples and oranges here.

First and foremost, time spent at a strip club for me is a social event. I can burn an entire afternoon or evening at the club eating, drinking, socializing, and flirting with faux-friends. Over time, some of those faux-friends have become acquaintances, and a few even friends and lovers.

Secondly, and maybe this is now due to my age even though I'm not that old, paying a woman for her company has become more than just a quest for an orgasm. For me it's all about the total experience; mental stimulation, visual stimulation, physical stimulation.

Many years ago, there was another board that was allegedly ran by an owner of a service. This board had a chat feature built into it, and late one night I was sitting in there just observing how the room operated. I spent a short time speaking with another gentleman who proceeded to tell me that he is not in the hobby for "hot sex with a hot young thing." He proceeded to tell me how he'd rather have a nice dinner with a mature provider and close the night out with an evening of passionate intimate times.

At that time in my early 20s, I could not understand what he was speaking about. Ironically, I understand completely now.

I am aware that there are several providers in Chicagoland area who would provide a similar physically, visually, and intellectually stimulating meeting, and while it may be cheaper by the hour, it's only an hour. Most of my favorite providers who could provide such an encounter don't drink during the meeting, and even with the ones who do. Three, four, five hours with one of them would cost the equivalent of what I would drop an afternoon at the club. The downside to that? I'm only engaging with one person, as opposed to several.

Granted, I'm not always getting my dick wet, but it doesn't [I]always [/I]have to be about that. At least not for me.

I get what you guys are saying. For me I can't sit back and just look at the Girls at a Strip Club. I've been to the Admiral and Heavenly Bodies only once. When I had a Lap Dance from a Girl at the Admiral, I was Tempted to do her right on the Floor. For my Money, my Provider satisfies my needs 100. I guess when I'm in my 60's, then looking at Girls in the Strip Clubs is all that's left.

[QUOTE=Ron M;1895906]Ouch. Would rather pay another 75 for my Provider for an hour and get to do a heck of a lot more. Just sayin'.[/QUOTE]I know you like to give your opinion and I am all for free speech. However, when is the last time you provided a review of anyone? You talk about your "provider" but you refuse to share her info. Or any details. You're basically dead weight. I share a basic review for everyone I see. Maybe you should too.

[QUOTE=BigDog16;1897081]I know you like to give your opinion and I am all for free speech. However, when is the last time you provided a review of anyone? You talk about your "provider" but you refuse to share her info. Or any details. You're basically dead weight. I share a basic review for everyone I see. Maybe you should too.[/QUOTE]Never contributes anything useful to the forum. He comments on what seems like every post and never actually posts reviews. Every time on now I have to read his nonsense. And spare me the put on ignore list because that only works if you save your password which I can't do bc of significant other spying on my phone. Also can someone please tell this guy he does Not Have To Capitalize Every Word In His Posts. I'm not saying you can't make a joke or a funny comment now and then but this padding your posts needs to stop.

I had a dream about Penelope last week. When I walked in, there was a provider who was walking out after seeing Evie. It was awkward but kind of funny too. Anyway, Penelope is not Egyptian. She is Latina. She is young, petite and freaky as hell (she is up for a threesome). Not sure if a trip to Greece is included but everything else on the menu (including msog). I saw her "sister" Christy while walking out and she is much better looking than her pics.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-petite-college-girls-naomi-and-penelope-20/17864111[/url]

[QUOTE=BigDog16;1897081]I know you like to give your opinion and I am all for free speech. However, when is the last time you provided a review of anyone? You talk about your "provider" but you refuse to share her info. Or any details. You're basically dead weight. I share a basic review for everyone I see. Maybe you should too.[/QUOTE]She told me not to post her info on the Board. So I'm Honoring her Request. What's so Difficult to understand about that?

[QUOTE=Ron M;1897242]She told me not to post her info on the Board. So I'm Honoring her Request. What's so Difficult to understand about that?[/QUOTE]Whats difficult to understand is why you keep bringing her up over and over and your great advice to everyone to find a good provider like her. If she doesn't want her info shared, great, but why keep bringing her up?

[QUOTE=TonyDe;1897257]Whats difficult to understand is why you keep bringing her up over and over and your great advice to everyone to find a good provider like her. If she doesn't want her info shared, great, but why keep bringing her up?[/QUOTE]I have a feeling he's just bored and furloughed. What's funnier is he's chimed in in other cities / states with the same recommendation, FARP (find a reliable provider).

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[QUOTE=BigDog16; 1897178]I had a dream about Penelope last week. When I walked in, there was a provider who was walking out after seeing Evie. It was awkward but kind of funny too. Anyway, Penelope is not Egyptian. She is Latina. She is young, petite and freaky as hell (she is up for a threesome). Not sure if a trip to Greece is included but everything else on the menu (including msog). I saw her "sister" Christy while walking out and she is much better looking than her pics.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-petite-college-girls-naomi-and-penelope-20/17864111[/url][/QUOTE]I saw Christy last week (I have been meaning to post the review). She is def much better looking than her photos would suggest. Very accommodating. Lots of DFK, excellent BBBJ skills and very, very tight. And if you are into it, she has both nips pierced. You can't go wrong seeing her. I haven't tried Penelope yet. Hard to choose as I still have an itch for Naomi as well. Happy hunting!