Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped in at a restaurant where you can get anything you want today. I don't know why I always go back there. Could be the easy parking, or the downright cheap price.

Pickings are always slim there, though. Today, it was "old lady" or Cindy. I went with Cindy.

Anyway, Cindy, not much to look at, but a fine pair of breasts. And today she introduced me to prostate massage--unexpectedly--which was a helluva a shocker, but dayum. I think I painted the ceiling.

In and out for 3/4. Can't beat that pricing in this economy.

RC

[QUOTE=Mengzi]The regular papasan has been gone for a while now and there's a younger guy in his place. I sensed that the new boss is not very well liked...possibly mistreating the girls. Appears to be a complete change of personnel. The replacements are substandard imo. Went to Health Accupunture on Archer and saw 2 of my favorite therapists who used to work on 31st street. It was like a great homecoming.[/QUOTE]

I haven't been to 31 in a long long time. When I went there last they were on the other side of the street. I heard the new boss was not liked too.

I went to see Lulu at Health Accupunture on Archer today. Your wright two new girls both nice. The young one kind of short nice looking. She told me her name was Sherry. Said she was from South Bend Ind. Been doing massages around 3 months. I would like to thank you for telling us about the new girls. I tryed Sherry today every bit as good as Lulu if not better. Can't wate to try the tall one Iv'e seen the tall one some where I asked her if she worked at 31st Street. She seemed like she didn't understand. She is going to realy have to be great to be better than Sherry. (IS SHE?) I haven't been to 31st in a long time. Year are Two

[QUOTE=Raincoater]Stopped in at a restaurant where you can get anything you want today. I don't know why I always go back there. Could be the easy parking, or the downright cheap price.

Pickings are always slim there, though. Today, it was "old lady" or Cindy. I went with Cindy.

Anyway, Cindy, not much to look at, but a fine pair of breasts. And today she introduced me to prostate massage--unexpectedly--which was a helluva a shocker, but dayum. I think I painted the ceiling.

In and out for 3/4. Can't beat that pricing in this economy.

RC[/QUOTE]
Where is this Cindy and the old lady with the cheep price? And whats the name?

[QUOTE=Raincoater]There is an 'acupuncture' place right next to the fire station in Chinatown. Anyone been lately? Couldn't find much on the forums.[/QUOTE]

Your not ready for this, There was a Lisa there for a long time, Not sure if shes still there. I cant do that long stair case to the top. Lisa was realy good.

I was perusing the newspapers (online), and I came up with this story. The first lady doesn't look bad, for Amp standards. I assume she's new, and the second lady looks like she's been doing it for a while. Check it out! It's a before and after picture of the ladies, when they start working at the amps.

[url]http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/08/crystal-lake-massage-parlor-bust-prostitution.html[/url]

[QUOTE]Arrests at massage parlors in Crystal Lake, Hampshire
August 3, 2010 2:00 AM | 19 Comments | UPDATED STORY
Patrons were being offered more than massages at massage parlors in Crystal Lake and Hampshire, authorities said.

Employees at the East West Healing Touch parlors in both towns were charged recently with prostitution following an undercover operation that revealed patrons were being offered sexual favors for money, Illinois State Police Master Sgt. Tim Sebastian said.[/QUOTE]

I think there is an Arlo Guthrie reference below. If this doesn't explain it, then PM me.

[QUOTE=Gopher88]Where is this Cindy and the old lady with the cheep price? And whats the name?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Raincoater]There is an 'acupuncture' place right next to the fire station in Chinatown. Anyone been lately? Couldn't find much on the forums.[/QUOTE]I can't speak to the location in CT, but if you search this forum for Mercy, I can say that the N Mich Ave location is still true to what's been written. I assume by interpolation they all remain the same as they have been.

Works for me.

[QUOTE=Fredspy]I think there is an Arlo Guthrie reference below. If this doesn't explain it, then PM me.[/QUOTE]But then again...

And you can't always get what you want.

Honey, you can't always get what you want.

You can't always get what you want.

But if you try sometime, yeah.

You just might find you get what you need!

The Rolling Stones understand mongering.

I smell BS.

This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]Had to go back,

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1878307685.html[/url]

As I stated before, she was a young hispanic, very cute, no more than 23, a real gem, ask for ruby. She's about 5-5 and 119 pounds, a b cup very petite but extremely pretty latina. Not the girl in the pic but hotter because she s like a hot young hispanic girl next door type that you might see at the mall. Her massage skills are only above average but after some coaxing (pleading actually, haha) I got FS for 200 total! Don't ruin this one guys as she is very sweet and there are others that work here as well, don't know if they do anything extra but this place is in a condo/office building, they take cc's and it's in a very upscale chicago area (streeterville) so I have no idea how long they will last. Be respectful, don't seem like LE, (I look very young so no way I'm getting confused for a cop) and be polite when you ask. At first she said no but I kept my hand planted on her ass and finally she agreed after I offered 200 total. It's already 95 for the hour anyhow so it was a steal! I may make her my regular.[/QUOTE]

Ok people, is this BS or what?

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I smell BS.

This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Babycash]Ok people, is this BS or what?[/QUOTE]

I vote BS, because that ad is for the Elle Homme girls. From what I've read here, they're usually very attractive, very expensive (.95/hr?! Really?!) and strictly legit. PP's report was the first I've ever read where someone got extras from this group.

This might be a repeat of the Spa Pleasures incident with me and Gopher. PP gets extras, raves about it on here to get some of us to go, then when we do we get shot down. Does anyone want to spend .95 if there's a chance nothing will happen? I don't. I don't care how good looking they are or how good their massages are, if I didn't get any action from them, I'd be extremely pissed.

I just don't think it's a good risk to take, moneywise.

[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I smell BS.

This place keeps you nailed like a coffin lid with a cover.[/QUOTE]
I'm not quite sure I smell BS, but I sure as hell wouldn't expect this to be SOP there. They have a well-earned reputation for being prick teases.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I vote BS, because that ad is for the Elle Homme girls. From what I've read here, they're usually very attractive, very expensive (.95/hr?! Really?!) and strictly legit. PP's report was the first I've ever read where someone got extras from this group.[/QUOTE]If Prowler says he got FS, I believe him. I have had the good fortune to follow some of his recommendations both on the public forum and back channel, and he has never steered me wrong. He always described the provider's looks accurately, what services they provided and their cost. So I for one will be off to see Ruby sometime in the near future.

Hey thanks Tiger, yeah well I don't really care if people believe me or not, I've done my share of intel and private messages with detailed info on providers to other members on here so my reputation on a message board doesn't concern me. I will however state that I misquoted the total, it was 300 total (200 for FS AFTER the 95) so total was 295 I had already paid for the hour session through CC initially before I went up there and then I pulled out 2 bills for the FS, everything was covered and she was hesitant, and no I'm no Brad Pitt by any means but I'm friendly, clean and look harmless for the most part, don't resemble LE since I look young (I'm 30 but I look 25). The massage takes place in a high rise condo type building where there is office space/retail on the lower floors. I thought something might be fishy when I first went to one floor to check in and meet my provider, because after I paid for the hour by credit card (wanted to get that out of the way) we went to a different floor and it was obvious that a few other people in the elevator with us gave me some snarky looks. When we entered the floor where I was to get my massage there was this older fellow, business exec type who didn't seem too pleased to be seen there, LOL as he put the newspaper over his face as I walked by. Anyhow the massage was so crappy even on my 2nd visit to this young hispanic girl I simply asked if there were any extra's this time while carefully stroking her ass. She seemed a bit nervous and hesitant and said "what do you mean by that? " And so I said full service,. She said I don't think so, we don't do that here but then I countered and offered 200. She asked if I had the $$ and I got up, full errection to get it out of my jeans. She took it and left the room, came back and took off her clothes. The FS was pretty mechanical as I was nervous and did missionary then doggy before the finish, also a covered and unenthusiastic BJ but I was just stoked that I was getting FS even though in retrospect hotter escorts can be had for the 300. 00 price point. But it was the whole girl next door, unexpected innocent thing that got me riled up so if anyone wants to check it out go for it. I didn't ask if it was ok I share this info but I figure I'm not the only one who has struck gold at this place judging from the enviroment. There is no sign and I doubt any of these girls are CMT's judging from the half ass massage. YMMV but I have no reason to BS this so think what you want. One thing is for sure, people are not going here for the massage as it was very weak!