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I am tardy in posting my info on Tessa. I saw Boyardi's excellent review recently on April 26.

Let me fill in what I can around the edges based on my date with her.

A couple of months ago I was looking for a dream around general Utica area because I was there on business. Made a couple of texts and calls and Tess responded.

We agreed to meet at notel in 20 minutes, she didn't tell me what room number. She kept me waiting just under 15 additional minutes. "wasn't quite ready" "maintenence is fixing my room" LOL.

It's my belief she wasn't in the room yet but getting a ride to her "working room" from another location. Then she gives me room number, but told me not to come to door until she lets me know it's ok. I didn't like sitting in car in front of room for an additional ten minutes.

Finally I just go to door and know. She says well come in but I wasn't ready yet. She's cute, not a beauty, she's dressed pretty normal, says she was going to put something sexy on for me but I knocked on door too soon. So what the hell was she doing all this time.

She's maybe 5 1 and 130, not bad for me. Lots of makeup and dark eyes.

She starts telling me 180 for the hr, 120 for the half. She's she said she only does oral for the half and will do FS for the hour. I was not happy about wating and let it be known. I said "I'll give you 120 and it will be in between 1/2 and 1 hour and that's it. You look nice but no Saturday night model rates today". And I'll decide on FS if that's what I want'. She likes you to take charge apparently, it worked.

Room was partly clean, candles burning on a coffee table. It was like a room and a half with a kitchenette and a couch. It was a low quality room.

After I pay her, she suddenly decides trash "smells" so she has to put it outside the door immediately. You guys know what she's doing, She's putting money in the trash for her pimp to pick up. He must have been very close, maybe next room, or maybe outside watching. She closes the door, locks and chains it. I watch to make sure.

I've informed her GFE is required (kissing and DATY) and she was totally fine with that. She kissing me big right away. I'd say medium deep FKissing. Nice kissing. Her teeth are not the best. Not major destroyed, just look like they have gone bad. Some playing with meth maybe? We start to get undressed and she says she has to leave one side of bra on and pops her other side out. Weird. She says she has a problem with her one boob. I was sort of afraid to see it so I said sure keep it covered. I thought maybe a bolt-on ruputure or infection. But her body was ok. She has like two dozen stars of various sizes tatooed down one side.

We lay down in bed kissing and talking. We are having a nice time. At least I have one boob to play with. Anyway I ask about her life and start to get some sad backstory. Then she's off and going down. Nice technique, DT but not the deepest I've ever had. She doesn't have a wide throat, I felt the slides pretty well while she was going down. Then there's licking, BLS, she does good work.

I stop her and may her lay back for her turn. She likes it and is getting wet. I give her some nice nice licking right on her spot. She moves and moans. I thinkn about poping on the condom she has put next to the bed. Then I changed my mind. I laid down and told her to swing her parts over my face, we're doing a BB 69. She knew what to do and took it. No spillage.

I think she said she worked at a dance bar. She likes boats and is a long time Macomber and has partied at Jobbie Nooner, as have I. We talked about getting together again, although I was only half serious. Asked if she like to play withs toys and she said yes. Enthusiastically. Says she like to dress up for her guys. Then she volunteered she likes doubles too. She can supply someone or I can just find someone, either way. I think she is truly one bi girl. She tells me if I want she can she have another girl and some party supplies at our room door in like two minutes. Any more questions about drugs? I think she's balancing Xanax and see. Too much of one she goes one way, too much of other, the other way. She is interested in getting more X.

She says cops know her and don't mess with her cause "she keeps a low profile". That will be until she or one of the people she hangs with cause more trouble of course.

586-244-9927.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-call-me-lets-have-fun-i-luv-what-i-do-and-it-shows-new-pics-sterling-heights-incall-26/15211977[/URL]

I like her but I can't mess with that drama underneath the surface right now.

She's a fun gal, nice, good to talk to. Not a beauty, a bit rough looking around the edges, but still is attractive. Just be aware of what's going on. It's frequently similar for other girls.

I stayed about 50 minutes by mutual agreement. I was satisfied and happy. But I won't wholeheartly recommend. I am sure now someone would be knocking on the door if I would have stayed longer.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]318703[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]318704[/ATTACH].

[QUOTE=Power69;2087455]I am tardy in posting my info on Tessa. I saw Boyardi's excellent review recently on April 26.

Let me fill in what I can around the edges based on my date with her.

A couple of months ago I was looking for a dream around general Utica area because I was there on business. Made a couple of texts and calls and Tess responded.

We agreed to meet at notel in 20 minutes, she didn't tell me what room number. She kept me waiting just under 15 additional minutes. "wasn't quite ready" "maintenence is fixing my room" LOL.

It's my belief she wasn't in the room yet but getting a ride to her "working room" from another location. Then she gives me room number, but told me not to come to door until she lets me know it's ok. I didn't like sitting in car in front of room for an additional ten minutes.

Finally I just go to door and know. She says well come in but I wasn't ready yet. She's cute, not a beauty, she's dressed pretty normal, says she was going to put something sexy on for me but I knocked on door too soon. So what the hell was she doing all this time.

She's maybe 5 1 and 130, not bad for me. Lots of makeup and dark eyes.

She starts telling me 180 for the hr, 120 for the half. She's she said she only does oral for the half and will do FS for the hour. I was not happy about wating and let it be known. I said "I'll give you 120 and it will be in between 1/2 and 1 hour and that's it. You look nice but no Saturday night model rates today". And I'll decide on FS if that's what I want'. She likes you to take charge apparently, it worked.

Room was partly clean, candles burning on a coffee table. It was like a room and a half with a kitchenette and a couch. It was a low quality room.

After I pay her, she suddenly decides trash "smells" so she has to put it outside the door immediately. You guys know what she's doing, She's putting money in the trash for her pimp to pick up. He must have been very close, maybe next room, or maybe outside watching. She closes the door, locks and chains it. I watch to make sure.

I've informed her GFE is required (kissing and DATY) and she was totally fine with that. She kissing me big right away. I'd say medium deep FKissing. Nice kissing. Her teeth are not the best. Not major destroyed, just look like they have gone bad. Some playing with meth maybe? We start to get undressed and she says she has to leave one side of bra on and pops her other side out. Weird. She says she has a problem with her one boob. I was sort of afraid to see it so I said sure keep it covered. I thought maybe a bolt-on ruputure or infection. But her body was ok. She has like two dozen stars of various sizes tatooed down one side.

We lay down in bed kissing and talking. We are having a nice time. At least I have one boob to play with. Anyway I ask about her life and start to get some sad backstory. Then she's off and going down. Nice technique, DT but not the deepest I've ever had. She doesn't have a wide throat, I felt the slides pretty well while she was going down. Then there's licking, BLS, she does good work.

I stop her and may her lay back for her turn. She likes it and is getting wet. I give her some nice nice licking right on her spot. She moves and moans. I thinkn about poping on the condom she has put next to the bed. Then I changed my mind. I laid down and told her to swing her parts over my face, we're doing a BB 69. She knew what to do and took it. No spillage.

I think she said she worked at a dance bar. She likes boats and is a long time Macomber and has partied at Jobbie Nooner, as have I. We talked about getting together again, although I was only half serious. Asked if she like to play withs toys and she said yes. Enthusiastically. Says she like to dress up for her guys. Then she volunteered she likes doubles too. She can supply someone or I can just find someone, either way. I think she is truly one bi girl. She tells me if I want she can she have another girl and some party supplies at our room door in like two minutes. Any more questions about drugs? I think she's balancing Xanax and see. Too much of one she goes one way, too much of other, the other way. She is interested in getting more X.

She says cops know her and don't mess with her cause "she keeps a low profile". That will be until she or one of the people she hangs with cause more trouble of course.

586-244-9927.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-call-me-lets-have-fun-i-luv-what-i-do-and-it-shows-new-pics-sterling-heights-incall-26/15211977[/URL]

I like her but I can't mess with that drama underneath the surface right now.

She's a fun gal, nice, good to talk to. Not a beauty, a bit rough looking around the edges, but still is attractive. Just be aware of what's going on. It's frequently similar for other girls.

I stayed about 50 minutes by mutual agreement. I was satisfied and happy. But I won't wholeheartly recommend. I am sure now someone would be knocking on the door if I would have stayed longer.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]318703[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]318704[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]LOL I almost spit out my coffee with " atleast I had 1 boob to play with".

[QUOTE=SkyFox;2085277]Called this one. She showed up 45 min late. Straight to the bed room.

As we were laying in bed I asked what are your doe's and don't she says.

I'm gald you asked. I don't take my pantys off. I said what for 175? [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-latina-spinner-discreet-and-super-sweet-verified-pics-22/15318964[/URL].

She say's well you get a CBJ. I said ok you can leave. I told her.

To be carefull the next guy might beat her ass.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Saved me some time & $. The pics seemed to check out and I was going to give her a try next week when I was up there. Too bad, that rear view is spectacular if its the girl in the pics.

[QUOTE=Other;2082920]High volume provider.[/QUOTE]I told if she would do it with me it would be my first time. She said she doesn't do it at all. Not to crazy about greek. So I was OK. She has great attitude. Apartment is a mess.

[QUOTE=Power69;2087455]I am tardy in posting my info on Tessa. I saw Boyardi's excellent review recently on April 26.

Let me fill in what I can around the edges based on my date with her.

A couple of months ago I was looking for a dream around general Utica area because I was there on business. Made a couple of texts and calls and Tess responded.

We agreed to meet at notel in 20 minutes, she didn't tell me what room number. She kept me waiting just under 15 additional minutes. "wasn't quite ready" "maintenence is fixing my room" LOL.

It's my belief she wasn't in the room yet but getting a ride to her "working room" from another location. Then she gives me room number, but told me not to come to door until she lets me know it's ok. I didn't like sitting in car in front of room for an additional ten minutes.

Finally I just go to door and know. She says well come in but I wasn't ready yet. She's cute, not a beauty, she's dressed pretty normal, says she was going to put something sexy on for me but I knocked on door too soon. So what the hell was she doing all this time.

She's maybe 5 1 and 130, not bad for me. Lots of makeup and dark eyes.

She starts telling me 180 for the hr, 120 for the half. She's she said she only does oral for the half and will do FS for the hour. I was not happy about wating and let it be known. I said "I'll give you 120 and it will be in between 1/2 and 1 hour and that's it. You look nice but no Saturday night model rates today". And I'll decide on FS if that's what I want'. She likes you to take charge apparently, it worked.

Room was partly clean, candles burning on a coffee table. It was like a room and a half with a kitchenette and a couch. It was a low quality room.

After I pay her, she suddenly decides trash "smells" so she has to put it outside the door immediately. You guys know what she's doing, She's putting money in the trash for her pimp to pick up. He must have been very close, maybe next room, or maybe outside watching. She closes the door, locks and chains it. I watch to make sure.

I've informed her GFE is required (kissing and DATY) and she was totally fine with that. She kissing me big right away. I'd say medium deep FKissing. Nice kissing. Her teeth are not the best. Not major destroyed, just look like they have gone bad. Some playing with meth maybe? We start to get undressed and she says she has to leave one side of bra on and pops her other side out. Weird. She says she has a problem with her one boob. I was sort of afraid to see it so I said sure keep it covered. I thought maybe a bolt-on ruputure or infection. But her body was ok. She has like two dozen stars of various sizes tatooed down one side.

We lay down in bed kissing and talking. We are having a nice time. At least I have one boob to play with. Anyway I ask about her life and start to get some sad backstory. Then she's off and going down. Nice technique, DT but not the deepest I've ever had. She doesn't have a wide throat, I felt the slides pretty well while she was going down. Then there's licking, BLS, she does good work.

I stop her and may her lay back for her turn. She likes it and is getting wet. I give her some nice nice licking right on her spot. She moves and moans. I thinkn about poping on the condom she has put next to the bed. Then I changed my mind. I laid down and told her to swing her parts over my face, we're doing a BB 69. She knew what to do and took it. No spillage.

I think she said she worked at a dance bar. She likes boats and is a long time Macomber and has partied at Jobbie Nooner, as have I. We talked about getting together again, although I was only half serious. Asked if she like to play withs toys and she said yes. Enthusiastically. Says she like to dress up for her guys. Then she volunteered she likes doubles too. She can supply someone or I can just find someone, either way. I think she is truly one bi girl. She tells me if I want she can she have another girl and some party supplies at our room door in like two minutes. Any more questions about drugs? I think she's balancing Xanax and see. Too much of one she goes one way, too much of other, the other way. She is interested in getting more X.

She says cops know her and don't mess with her cause "she keeps a low profile". That will be until she or one of the people she hangs with cause more trouble of course.

586-244-9927.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/specials-call-me-lets-have-fun-i-luv-what-i-do-and-it-shows-new-pics-sterling-heights-incall-26/15211977[/URL]

I like her but I can't mess with that drama underneath the surface right now.

She's a fun gal, nice, good to talk to. Not a beauty, a bit rough looking around the edges, but still is attractive. Just be aware of what's going on. It's frequently similar for other girls.

I stayed about 50 minutes by mutual agreement. I was satisfied and happy. But I won't wholeheartly recommend. I am sure now someone would be knocking on the door if I would have stayed longer.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]318703[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=CONFIG]318704[/ATTACH].[/QUOTE]I saw her in a dream about a year ago. She seemed clean then and ad her crap together. She seemed like something was going down with her BF at the time and she was staying with another girl who also worked (probably her duo partner now, but no duos back then,) and she was really sweet and gave an ok massage but great BBBJCIM but she did spit. There was no "taking trash outside," or anything, and no sign of drug use, no asking to get her anything, etc. She seemed a little worried about cops, so if she's not now then she probably is giving them free BJs or something to keep them off her back. ANyway, she definitiely is a nice, fun gal, and gives a pretty darn good BBBJ, but if she's using that's too bad. I had to wonder when I saw her post in Escorts (as Tessa Lynn) a bit ago, as well as ofering duos...she did neither a year ago. If you see her, you'll get a nice BBBJ and a sweet gal, but it sounds like she's a but messed up. Too bad, I had been thinking of seeing her again. FYI, I don't dream about being a monger much, which is why it's been a year since I've seen her in my dreams.

[QUOTE=BigSmalls69;2085195]Been wondering about her myself. She seems perfect for a $40 blow and go which I been looking for. Kinda leary about her pics they seem to high quality to me. But might try.[/QUOTE]There is another ad that uses same number and different girl!

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-let-me-your-mind-45for-20mins-click-here-21/15669845[/URL]

However, does anyone have any good blow and go recommendations? I usually see Sara for 60.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensuality-is-my-specialty-sexy-and-sensual-busty-bbw-sensual-and-prostrate-massage-31/14109871[/URL]

Ms. Jamie was always good for a cheap pinch but she has fallen off somewhere.

Looking for some variety!

Good morning All! This is my 1st post and I hope I'm posting in the correct category.

I wanted to post this just to clarify 1 thing...I have read MANY bad reviews on Sadie / Jade and want to let you all know that her and I are not the same girl. I am a BP advertiser who also goes by the name Jade under the bodyrub section. I am 5'7" caucasian blue eyes very very long redhair. I have a NR profile with ALL good reviews and I am always looking for new clients.

Just want it to be known that I am not her and have no affiliation with her or her people.

If you want to be rubbed the right way give me, the "good Jade", a call!

Avoid this one, TOFFT and shoulda listened to the last guy who reviewed her (but didn't go into detail as to how bad she was).

Won't get into details but trust me. Bad attitude, rules after rules (unnecessary too) and rushed the appt. Avoid at all costs! You have been warned.

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I saw a big booty white girl named selena! Great quicky. I might go back tonight. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-gloomy-outside-so-you-should-come-in-here-with-me-21/15868481.[/URL] I've always wanted a white chick with ass like that. She was really cool 2. Talked too much about her personal life 4 me but she didn't charge 4 the chit chat. Thanks for all the info ill share more.

Had a dream about Janessa and her cousin Brook. Both are Armenian cuties so those seeking a Kim Kardashian fantasy it's worth hitting them up. Pics are accurate (although I couldn't find a link to Brook's page although I know it's been on BP on and off for a while). Janessa is pretty pettite with a nice body as pics makes clear, and Brook is shorter and a little on the heavier side, small tits but wow what an ass and a good attitude. Had a hhr duo for $$ all covered and started with a CBJ going back and forth between them. Started Mish with Janessa and Brook massaging me and me sucking on her tits. Janessa threw her legs up and wrapped them around my neck as I pounded her, she kept eye contact and was vocal and moaned which was really hot. More CBJ between them and ended up doing doggy with Brook, great ass and couldn't last much longer. Had a pretty good experience with both of them, although it was more like a 3 call system to set up (but did text back and forth a bit before) they were a little paranoid that I was a cop but I came from work so was all dressed up and even after a typical LEO check they wanted me to take off my shirt to make sure I didn't have a wire. I noticed fairly large sized Nikes around the room so most likely a pimp present and around. Will likely repeat both individually again for more one on one time. Feel free to PM if you have questions.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/etic-kiky-b-ho-t-armnian-doll-cm-pla-withm-n-o-w-23/15712697[/URL]

[QUOTE=TomTomMan;2090586]Hey Good Jade.

You have an NR profile? What's your profile name on NR.

Also, a link to your BP ad would be nice.[/QUOTE]Yes I do have a NR profile under the massage section with the name Jade.

Here is the link to my BP ad-.

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-redhaired-beauty-jade-has-the-bodyrub-you-deserve-come-relax-and-relieve-29/13411536[/URL]

I would also like to address the few people who have associated me with Variety massage in Lincoln Park. I have never worked for or with them. I did work downriver a while ago with a group, Relaxation Always, NOT Variety! I am independent and have been for some time now. I have a very safe and clean incall location and always treat my clients like kings. I have alot of regular clients but theres always room for more.

Anyone know what happened to Jessica / snowbunny? Used to adv on BP. Loved seeing her but number is full and haven't seen an ad in a while. I know there's lots of food at the buffet.but she always got me going.

[QUOTE=Trugrit;2090657]I saw a big booty white girl named selena! Great quicky. I might go back tonight. [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-gloomy-outside-so-you-should-come-in-here-with-me-21/15868481.[/URL] I've always wanted a white chick with ass like that. She was really cool 2. Talked too much about her personal life 4 me but she didn't charge 4 the chit chat. Thanks for all the info ill share more.[/QUOTE]How much for the ss? She's on my radar.

[QUOTE=JaunDmarco;2090983]How much for the ss? She's on my radar.[/QUOTE]80 the first time I went back later today & she gave me 70 for 15 but I went a little over & she didn't rush me.