Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Blastin3070;2412470]I'm looking for ladies that have anything bb on the menu as well as greek. Can anyone help?[/QUOTE]Try Scott County.

Anyone seen armoine from AnotheR site? No reviews on there since 14. Thanks!

[QUOTE=DementedBill;2417758]Anyone seen armoine from AnotheR site? No reviews on there since 14. Thanks![/QUOTE]She's very weird, she swings from being a born again Christian to other other side of the spectrum, she has questionable grooming practices, she doesn't play safe, she does duos with her mom (Tresa) she will randomly contact you when she's in need, she's not very hot, her mom is hotter imo, but I would avoid her too.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2415386]Only because he delivered one of the best freckled presents to Indy. However if you remember I had it on my list for over two years before he finally brought it down my chimney. Then some dirty monger stole my present and opened it just hours before I was able to retrieve it from under the tree. He did make sure it was wrapped up nicely again for my arrival later that day. I still hear from the Santa's elf once in a blue moon but I'm not sure she will give us the pleasure of circling our city again.

Thanks for the memories Numbnutts. We need to share pictures sometime.

FF.

P.S. So which freckles were better, the elf or sexyred?[/QUOTE]Actually that dirty monger has been doing it to me for years and has always gone first. Fortunately though, he is packing a child size tool and does not seem to stretch anything. On another note, bummer that the elf will not visit us again, she certainly has rocked our city. As far as better freckles. I don't know, I guess I have to try both again! Both are awesome.

[QUOTE=Numbnutts;2419437]Actually that dirty monger has been doing it to me for years and has always gone first. Fortunately though, he is packing a child size tool and does not seem to stretch anything.[/QUOTE]A few years ago. A german from CG. He saw her just before me the same morning and posted how great she was while I was having the worst appt. Of my hobby career. I think he was so bad that he ruined her on men so much, she couldn't get into the session like all of her other reviews before me had raved.

[QUOTE=TonyS1964;2418638]She's very weird, she swings from being a born again Christian to other other side of the spectrum, she has questionable grooming practices, she doesn't play safe, she does duos with her mom (Tresa) she will randomly contact you when she's in need, she's not very hot, her mom is hotter imo, but I would avoid her too.[/QUOTE]Someone gave her a 5 star review today, it's either better or she did it for the review.

[QUOTE=Numbnutts;2419437]Actually that dirty monger has been doing it to me for years and has always gone first. Fortunately though, he is packing a child size tool and does not seem to stretch anything. On another note, bummer that the elf will not visit us again, she certainly has rocked our city. As far as better freckles. I don't know, I guess I have to try both again! Both are awesome.[/QUOTE]You have often seen providers before I have, oh, wait, I guess those were just the ones I didn't see because I wasn't interested. As for the tool thing, there was a time many said it was the size of a small child, but those days are long past me I am afraid, now I suspect micro-driver is the term used.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2419818]You have often seen providers before I have, oh, wait, I guess those were just the ones I didn't see because I wasn't interested. As for the tool thing, there was a time many said it was the size of a small child, but those days are long past me I am afraid, now I suspect micro-driver is the term used.[/QUOTE]Exposes himself. Don't know how many I have seen first but I would venture to say that it has not been many. But I have to admit, when you send me info on a provider I don't wait long to schedule. You have never steered me wrong, I just have to overcome your scent on those fine ladies.

Your tool might be small but it seems to keep the ladies smiling, or maybe it's your money. Time to schedule a night out buddy.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2419818]You have often seen providers before I have, oh, wait, I guess those were just the ones I didn't see because I wasn't interested. As for the tool thing, there was a time many said it was the size of a small child, but those days are long past me I am afraid, now I suspect micro-driver is the term used.[/QUOTE]Some have said my tool was like that of a child also, that it looks like a child's arm holding an apple! ROFLMAO.

BG.

[QUOTE=TryinAgain2;2419471]A few years ago. A german from CG. He saw her just before me the same morning and posted how great she was while I was having the worst appt. Of my hobby career. I think he was so bad that he ruined her on men so much, she couldn't get into the session like all of her other reviews before me had raved.[/QUOTE]I hear it has often been said " once you go Ilapp you never go back". But seriously folks, do you really think I have had nothing better to do all these years than sit around and try to beat you to the "punch"? As for the CG girl, she was great, and I think I have said this before, exact same thing happened to me with a TC girl, a good personal friend saw her last thing the evening before and absolutely loved her, I saw her the first thing the next morning and was a truly horrible experience, at least in terms of that sort of agency. It was bad enough TC gave me a coupon for almost the entire amount of the date to use on my next appointment. It was so good that I felt absolutely horrible at leaving such little change. However, I did not feel bad enough to leave more, says more about me than her obviously. I do apologize to NN and TA2, as for FF, it was his fault, it is always his fault. Not for this fine group of fellows, but for many, it is usually just fear that puts them farther down the line. In my case, it is just good to have friends to look out for you and to bird dog the good finds that enable you to if not be first, at least to be next. It is good to be the king, but it is even better to have the keys to the gates of the kingdom.

[QUOTE=Numbnutts;2419908]Your tool might be small but it seems to keep the ladies smiling, or maybe it's your money. Time to schedule a night out buddy.[/QUOTE]As we all know with providers, attitude makes up for a lot of short cummings. However I have also heard that this is true with Ilapp. His attitude along with his "micro-driver" Uh huh sure, your the only man that has his pants custom made for all three legs. Both of these make him a special "thieving" monger.

FF.

P.S. The word around the provider world is "Once you go Ilapp, you don't go back". Unless of course they have freckles!

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2420074]I hear it has often been said " once you go Ilapp you never go back". It is good to be the king, but it is better to have the keys to the kingdom.[/QUOTE]Damn you, once again you have stolen my thunder. While I am in the midst of writing my post, you post what I am going to say! As a complete retaliation of your years of having to be before me and provider thievery, I have advised Sexyred to never see you. May your breath never fall upon such succulent freckles that I was finally able to caress before you.

FF.

P.S. Such fine freckles are not meant for a monger with three legs!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2420119]Damn you, once again you have stolen my thunder. While I am in the midst of writing my post, you post what I am going to say! As a complete retaliation of your years of having to be before me and provider thievery, I have advised Sexyred to never see you. May your breath never fall upon such succulent freckles that I was finally able to caress before you.

FF.

P.S. Such fine freckles are not meant for a monger with three legs![/QUOTE]I was going to say there you go, you are even second with this, but I guess I really didn't need to.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2420119]
P.S. Such fine freckles are not meant for a monger with three legs![/QUOTE]Too late. :-)

[QUOTE=Ilapp;2420074]I hear it has often been said " once you go Ilapp you never go back". But seriously folks, do you really think I have had nothing better to do all these years than sit around and try to beat you to the "punch"? As for the CG girl, she was great, and I think I have said this before, exact same thing happened to me with a TC girl, a good personal friend saw her last thing the evening before and absolutely loved her, I saw her the first thing the next morning and was a truly horrible experience, at least in terms of that sort of agency. It was bad enough TC gave me a coupon for almost the entire amount of the date to use on my next appointment. It was so good that I felt absolutely horrible at leaving such little change. However, I did not feel bad enough to leave more, says more about me than her obviously. I do apologize to NN and TA2, as for FF, it was his fault, it is always his fault. Not for this fine group of fellows, but for many, it is usually just fear that puts them farther down the line. In my case, it is just good to have friends to look out for you and to bird dog the good finds that enable you to if not be first, at least to be next. It is good to be the king, but it is even better to have the keys to the gates of the kingdom.[/QUOTE]Of course my bad experience had nothing to do with you jumping my appt time. At least that's what you assured me of at that time, LOL. But it's all good. I'm still net in your debt. There are at least three of my top 10 ATF's I never would have seen w / o your positive input. One was YummyBunny, another was Brin Jaylin, and, well, you know how much the third meant to me during the several months I saw her.

I've been off the market for over a year now. But my social situation just changed and I'm contemplating revising my vows against hobbying just to avoid jumping blind into an unwise relationship so soon after ending a previous one. But it's tough going cold turkey after having a civie that was younger than most, and hotter than any provider in the state 3-4 x a week for a full two seasons of the year, LOL. Still, I'm reluctant to make the jump again, and I'm not seeing anyone in the area that's tempting anyway. You must be holding out on us again, you selfish bastard. Joking, of course. Well, maybe.