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Had a dream with this small lady. Her pics are her and real. She is super tiny and thin. Cost me 2 bills for h. Everything covered. I always opt for h because it takes me forever to go. Be warned if you're above avg this isn't the lady for you. Thought for a sec I was cleaning it in her ass because it wasn't going with lube. Over all good experience I'll repeat. Here is her link. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-hott-petite-bombshell-well-reviewed100real-and-brand-new-pics-tavares/13825815[/URL].

Had a dream with this small lady. Her pics are her and real. She is super tiny and thin. Cost me 2 bills for h. Everything covered. I always opt for h because it takes me forever to go. Be warned if you're above avg this isn't the lady for you. Thought for a sec I was cleaning it in her ass because it wasn't going with lube. Over all good experience I'll repeat. Here is her link. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-hott-petite-bombshell-well-reviewed100real-and-brand-new-pics-tavares/13825815[/URL].

[QUOTE=Snoopy6986;2668181]I don't know about the number, but the photos are of a REAL provider in Orlando. I have seen her a looooooong time ago (like in 2009/2010). Odd thing is her name is not mentioned. But that is a real provider photo. I know because that face is one I wouldn't forget. Same for the badunkadunk.[/QUOTE]Sorry, too good to be true. That is eros ranking that easily goes for $$ absolutely some is not right in that brunette picture. But Snoopy it is strange that you also does not remember the name and why won't see her again if it is legit. But you remember her for that face. LOL! Yeah Right.

[QUOTE=LucBelaire;2668174]I'm not sure if this is a cop. Actually, someone wrote a review on one of the ladies (I'm referring to the lady in the fourth picture in the first column; I can't tell if all the pictures are all of one lady or not). I was actually planning on seeing her until I saw the review. The review wasn't so great, so I declined. I don't recall her running a two girl special at that time though. A quick google of the current number shows on one site that she has multiple posts, and has used different numbers. I believe she was in the Goldenrod area somewhere. If the person who reviewed her sees this, feel free to chime in. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]I didn't review her but I've seen her. She is legit but I definitely won't go back. Extremely run down Incall in east Orlando. Was quoted $80 for hhr. Starts with a CBJ and then informs me 10 minutes in that that's all I get for the $80. If I wanted anything else it would be more. I ended up just leaving without finishing. The pics also definitely look better. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2667789][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/you-be-my-trick-ill-be-your-treat/13080562[/URL] this screams cop to me![/QUOTE]Why would you say this screams cop? The girl is a legit provider.

There had been some discussion about Jasmine on the east side who does car dates. She was at a hotel tonight at the Days Inn by Colonial and Alafaya. Gave her the donation which went promptly into the room safe. There was another girl there who left and left the door open. I was in the middle of DATY when Jasmine pointed it out Right before that, she asked if I mind if she makes a phone call while I'm eating her pussy and fingering her - wtf?. Anyway, I closed the door, went back down and was just getting ready to fuck her when there is a frantic knock at the door. It's her roommate saying "He's coming!" Obvious bullshit. They rush me out of the room. I text her to ask if we can finish. She texts back "I'm leaving". Five minutes later, they post this: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-bad-*****-special/14059102[/URL].

It's a real shame because the girl is hot as fuck and the pictures are accurate. She could make a killing as a legit provider instead of doing this bullshit. You have been warned.

[QUOTE=KennyLingus;2669127]There had been some discussion about Jasmine on the east side who does car dates. She was at a hotel tonight at the Days Inn by Colonial and Alafaya. Gave her the donation which went promptly into the room safe. There was another girl there who left and left the door open. I was in the middle of DATY when Jasmine pointed it out Right before that, she asked if I mind if she makes a phone call while I'm eating her pussy and fingering her - wtf?. Anyway, I closed the door, went back down and was just getting ready to fuck her when there is a frantic knock at the door. It's her roommate saying "He's coming!" Obvious bullshit. They rush me out of the room. I text her to ask if we can finish. She texts back "I'm leaving". Five minutes later, they post this: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-bad-*****-special/14059102[/URL].

It's a real shame because the girl is hot as fuck and the pictures are accurate. She could make a killing as a legit provider instead of doing this bullshit. You have been warned.[/QUOTE]I started to make an appointment with her about a month ago but got kind of skittish after asking around. I trusted my spidey sense with this one. I at first thought with the little head as your right the pictures make her look hot as F.

[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2668047]If you look at the second ad I am not sure how you would get busted by an in complete phone number (just a little CSI).

Let make this trip an amazing experience I'm tiny, sweet & petite I love all things new, fun, and exciting! Text me for the experience you crave.

646_389_950.[/QUOTE]About the missing digit. There is a new texting system that uses 5 digits, don't know what it's called but a lot of radio stations are 5 digit text. Other numbers may just be duds, could the text go to HQ? Just askin'? Yd.

[QUOTE=KennyLingus;2669127]There had been some discussion about Jasmine on the east side who does car dates. She was at a hotel tonight at the Days Inn by Colonial and Alafaya. Gave her the donation which went promptly into the room safe. There was another girl there who left and left the door open. I was in the middle of DATY when Jasmine pointed it out Right before that, she asked if I mind if she makes a phone call while I'm eating her pussy and fingering her - wtf?. Anyway, I closed the door, went back down and was just getting ready to fuck her when there is a frantic knock at the door. It's her roommate saying "He's coming!" Obvious bullshit. They rush me out of the room. I text her to ask if we can finish. She texts back "I'm leaving". Five minutes later, they post this: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-bad-*****-special/14059102[/URL].

It's a real shame because the girl is hot as fuck and the pictures are accurate. She could make a killing as a legit provider instead of doing this bullshit. You have been warned.[/QUOTE]Kenny hate that you got ripped off, but maybe you should incorporate a few new rules. There should never be anyone else in the room other then your date unless they are naked and participating in the fun and no one goes anywhere close to the door even if someone knocks. Deadbolt should always be locked so no one comes in and cell phones get turned off. Make this clear up front before you start.

[QUOTE=KennyLingus;2669127]There had been some discussion about Jasmine on the east side who does car dates. She was at a hotel tonight at the Days Inn by Colonial and Alafaya. Gave her the donation which went promptly into the room safe. There was another girl there who left and left the door open. I was in the middle of DATY when Jasmine pointed it out Right before that, she asked if I mind if she makes a phone call while I'm eating her pussy and fingering her - wtf?. Anyway, I closed the door, went back down and was just getting ready to fuck her when there is a frantic knock at the door. It's her roommate saying "He's coming!" Obvious bullshit. They rush me out of the room. I text her to ask if we can finish. She texts back "I'm leaving". Five minutes later, they post this: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-bad-*****-special/14059102[/URL].

It's a real shame because the girl is hot as fuck and the pictures are accurate. She could make a killing as a legit provider instead of doing this bullshit. You have been warned.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear this skank ripped you off bro. My number one rule on ANY date I do is NEVER NEVER NEVER pay upfront! Always dead bolt the door and check the room and kick anyone out that is in there. I agree with Jazak, I would of kept going even if there was a knock on the door until I finished. If you explain all this upfront to the SP then she can either agree to your terms or not. I have personally had to walk out of several potential dreams because the SP wanted cash upfront. I simply left the room went to my vehicle and pulled out my cell and simply call another girl.

Chris5.

Thanks Chris5 and Jazak. These are all things I know but just did not practice because I was thinking with the little head. The door was not actually open, but the latch prevented it from closing completely. When Jasmine pointed that out, I went and latched it and put the deadbolt on. It was kind of weird in that she pointed out that the door was open and gave me a chance to lock it. It wasn't a complete ripoff as I did get some quality time with her tits and pussy. Had I spent a little less time on them, I could have fucked her and it would not have taken long, LOL. Five more minutes and everything would have been cool. She has now taken down all her ads. What a fucking waste.

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Same girl in pics but a little bit thicker. Not bad though. Catch is that she does party enhancements so during the dream she is really in Exstasy. BBJ and all positions except for Greek. Damage was $ for hhr.

[QUOTE=ParlarPat;2670073][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/unforgettable/9244183[/URL]

Same girl in pics but a little bit thicker. Not bad though. Catch is that she does party enhancements so during the dream she is really in Exstasy. BBJ and all positions except for Greek. Damage was $ for hhr.[/QUOTE]Sounds like fun lmao might give her a call any other details about her? I remember her posting about a yr ago as well but never got the chance.

Saw her last week at her 192 incall. Went for QV clean and no issues, BBBJ also wears a p*why ring. Bang for the buck. Cost - 70 mario coins.

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Hello fellow mongers I'm new here and like to share my dreams with you. So far these are the girls I've seen.

Victoria: in call location good. Pics accurate and sexy doesn't do BJ long before being "ready". Needs to have some attention below the belt. Only problem is the area below.

Aaamber: Great ass, great BJ tight cat and super freaky seen her when I was trail hunting will repeat.

Talena: Great ass, tight cat, CBJ but still great doesn't offer DFK which is a bummer. Clean and safe incall. Will repeat.

Anybody have info on these hustonferai escorts? Some of the girls are very tempting, but it just don't seem right. Has anybody took the pulnge with those?

[QUOTE=ParlarPat;2670073][URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/unforgettable/9244183[/URL]

Same girl in pics but a little bit thicker. Not bad though. Catch is that she does party enhancements so during the dream she is really in Exstasy. BBJ and all positions except for Greek. Damage was $ for hhr.[/QUOTE]She's definitely a sexy girl from her pics! I love the fact that she does party enhancements. Definitely my kind of girl!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=FunOrlando;2670286]Saw her last week at her 192 incall. Went for QV clean and no issues, BBBJ also wears a p*why ring. Bang for the buck. Cost - 70 mario coins.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-blondematurediscreet-call-carmady-4072234939/13837540[/URL][/QUOTE]You should be glad you didn't get robbed, her and her crew are total rip off artists and all around pieces of sh*t.

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Same girl in pics but a little bit thicker. Not bad though. Catch is that she does party enhancements so during the dream she is really in Exstasy. BBJ and all positions except for Greek. Damage was $ for hhr.[/QUOTE]So I see she's back. I reported on her long ago when she was in town. Tried to clean herself up but I guess it didn't work out. Yeah several reports about her all say the same. She was high on something during the dream.

Anybody got any info on this little spinner? Visiting the area and she has caught my eye. Any info appreciated. I don't know your area or providers so hoping that get some insight. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/flirty-and-open-minded/13659096[/URL].

[QUOTE=Mkitnasty1;2670724]Hello fellow mongers I'm new here and like to share my dreams with you. So far these are the girls I've seen.

Victoria: in call location good. Pics accurate and sexy doesn't do BJ long before being "ready". Needs to have some attention below the belt. Only problem is the area below.

Aaamber: Great ass, great BJ tight cat and super freaky seen her when I was trail hunting will repeat.

Talena: Great ass, tight cat, CBJ but still great doesn't offer DFK which is a bummer. Clean and safe incall. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Any contact info, pics etc. ?

Laharvardkid.

[QUOTE=Laharvardkid;2671307]Any contact info, pics etc. ?

Laharvardkid.[/QUOTE]Can't seem to find Victorias Ad and Aaamber I stumbled upon hunting. I did find Talena's I put the link below upon looking up Talena # I see she posts on the ad site here but here's the link. The video on her ad OMG!

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NaughtyNikki is back. I missed her on last go round, and ran into her ad now back in Orlando. Texted, quick answer. Met at well known mid level hotel by MCO. Door opened to VERY tall young woman in high heels, well dressed. Very pretty face, nice supple long hair. She is large size, not thin, but well proportioned. Pics in ad are recent. She could only do half hour as she was heading out for late dinner. Hug, light kiss, very friendly, great smile. We got comfortable, started with CBJ. Good technique. DATY, fresh shaved kitty. On to MISH, nice soft skin, good ass, and she was able to tighten pussy at the end. Good rates for QV and half hour. Good points: very pretty face, and hair, well proportioned body, nice skin, great service, good rates. Downside: CBJ, no LFK / DFK.

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Hi fellow brothers. Has anyone visited Jenna lately? She is a looker. The last reviews on here were from a couple of months ago and it's all the same, she is costly. Any help would be great. Here's the link:

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ADD.

Alissa is back in the game. She used to be a regular, but took a break to attend personal issues. After some delay with the communications she was on track. She moved from near airport to I drive. Nice and some what safe location, I am saying some what as I personally don't like to have a date on I drive location. Other than that it's good and safe. Her pics are real and do not do justice. She is simply cute in real and talkative. I opted for hh. She greets me a nice shorts and a light colored top. Back in the room, she gets undressed and gives me a good miss. She has small fits and a soft ass to die for. She is perfect and can dress up as per mongers taste. Started with light daty, some talk and sucked up on her tits for a while. Wanted to do doggy but couldn't. Not a time watcher and engages in nice light conversations. Did some mish and ended when she is on the top. BBBJ which she is good at, I opted for cover as it's good for both. Also I was scared that I will pass out if she continues.

Alissa, hope you are reading this. You are a wonderful provider. Please get out of BP and get on the USA board.

Here is the old link from BP.

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NB1.

I forgot to mention in my previous thread. She is very GFE and has awesome skills. She is also open and has a lot on the menu. I regret that I opted only for hh, I guess hr is reasonable with this lady. She smokes but can take care of her breath if it bothers. Since I don't smoke she made smell good and we went to our dream. She is ATF and will definitely repeat.

NB1.

Did an outcall with Lala last night. Not sure that she is the exact girl in the pics but close enough. Bigger girl but I that doesn't bother me. Started with some breast play and FIV while she handled the boys. When it came time for the main event she didn't bring party hats! She said she only brings them if you ask in advance. WTF! I'm sure she would let me ride without a saddle but I don't ride that way. Ended up self serving. $$ for the hour. Could have done this for free.

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[QUOTE=BroncoBuck77;2673871]Did an outcall with Lala last night. Not sure that she is the exact girl in the pics but close enough. Bigger girl but I that doesn't bother me. Started with some breast play and FIV while she handled the boys. When it came time for the main event she didn't bring party hats! She said she only brings them if you ask in advance. WTF! I'm sure she would let me ride without a saddle but I don't ride that way. Ended up self serving. $$ for the hour. Could have done this for free.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/no-competition-when-it-comes-to-curves-service/14067955[/URL][/QUOTE]Welcome Broncobuck. Funny I would think you might be a "Bills" or "Bison" man. This advice to you as well as all others who have been caught in a rainstorm without a hat. I know it is sort of an understanding that the young lady should provide the covers. If I had a dollar for every guy who has heard the "I just ran out"can you go get them" or other BS excuse. In the grand scheme of costs to dream invest the few dollars to take your own. Boy scout motto. Be prepared. It can be priceless to see the expression when told she does not have any as you pull a THREE pack out of your back pocket.

In addition to being prepared if you can control the quality of the hat if you provide them. Just do not be a cheap bastard leaving those items for others to find in your glovebox. Unlike an odor that can be blamed on the dog, those being found will put most men under the doghouse.

Cheers J54.

Been seeing her ads, looked hot so I decided to TOFTT, easy on the phone, easy directions, very safe area but low end no tell. Door opens, not the girl in the pics, great uniform / questionable helmut but I'm picky and have had hotties my whole life, most will be fine with her, like mentioned, very nice spinner body. Non GFE everything covered, not a clock watcher. Takes a good pounding in every position asked. Good over all for the $ rate. I probably will not repeat but tell her SS96 sent ya, enjoy. Peace.

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Seen Stacie today since I was in her area and she was running my favorite type of special today! 60 coin QV. This is my third visit to Stacie and my main goal whenever I dream with this beautiful PAWG is to see how fast I can make her HUGE gorgeous booty jiggle! LOL! There is zero GFE with Stacie. Exactly the way I like it. You get in she gives a lame BJ and you flip her HUGE ass around and pound it like there was no fucking tomorrow!! Her ASS in the air from behind is a sight to behold. Her cell rings off the hook! I could care less! LOL! Stacie is one of my favorite BP girls. No love no lust no hugging no kissing! Just fuck her as hard as you can, bust a huge nut, wash off, pull up your pants get dressed and get the fuck out and yell, NEXT! She such a doll!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=SlimShady96;2674072]Been seeing her ads, looked hot so I decided to TOFTT, easy on the phone, easy directions, very safe area but low end no tell. Door opens, not the girl in the pics, great uniform / questionable helmut but I'm picky and have had hotties my whole life, most will be fine with her, like mentioned, very nice spinner body. Non GFE everything covered, not a clock watcher. Takes a good pounding in every position asked. Good over all for the $ rate. I probably will not repeat but tell her SS96 sent ya, enjoy. Peace.[/QUOTE]A link would help brother. Not everyone know who this gal you spent time with. Thanks.

Regards.

SDG.

KB here. Quick update on some dreams over the relatively short time I've been in your wonderful city. First a disclaimer: My dreams will be a little biased. Dreams will almost always be just QV and my two most weighted qualities are BBJ / CBJ and CG. When it comes to SP's I'm very lazy. I work hard all day for my mario coins. I'm not going to hand over some of that hard earned coinage and then work some more. You are here to provide a service, so I'm going to lay back and let you provide that service.

Now don't get me wrong, in my regular life with girls that I actually date and want to keep on the team, I put in most to all of the work because I'm trying to impress. I usually take my natural viagra before the show starts, in other words, I spank that monkey in the shower so that I'm already at round 2 when the fireworks start. It has never failed me and I'm usually complimented on my stamina and performance because of it.

But for these BP girls, not to sound mean, but I could care less what they think about my performance. This is a business transaction, nothing more nothing less. I have zero interest in making an impression, zero interest in making you UTR, and zero interest in doing anything but lay on my back. I will make an exception with K9 if the assets or scenario warrants it. A good attitude goes a long way with me as well. Yes it's business, but that doesn't give license for bad treatment from either party. But just wanted my fellow mongers to know what kind of goggles to put on when reading my reviews or my dreams. It will boil down to how well can you suck and how well can you ride. If a SP ever says no to either that's an automatic black list, do not pass go, do not repeat! No on to the dreams quickly.

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We all know her. I called her overrated in a previous review. I recant some of that. She was the only one to answer my phone call that particular night. One thing I can appreciate is that she is always available in a pinch and always has a good attitude. Both of those are pretty nice bonuses that go a long way. This particular dream surprised me because she said no to CG and not only did I not get upset about it, I actually enjoyed the K9. She had a valid reason for the no CG this time around so no biggie. BBJ was also better than I remember. Overall as I said before, nothing overly mind blowing but you certainly won't feel like you wasted any coinage with her.

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What you see is what you get. Good attitude. Talked more with this one than I usually do for some reason. I think it's because we had some sort of connection from where she is from. CBJ and CG were decent enough to add her to my repeat list which I plan on doing in the near future. In this dream though I had a hard time dealing with the fact that her daughter was in the next room. Seriously made me want to sit her down after getting dressed to have that Why are you doing this conversation. But again, keeping with the whole business transaction mindset and realizing she could throw that very same question right back at me I simply opted to wake up from dream instead.

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In this dream, Ok CBJ but used tons of lube before climbing on for CG and still had issues taking it in. CG skills suffered because of it. I more than likely won't repeat. But if I do it will be because this one was SUPER SUPER nice and super professional. She must work in somebody's HR department or customer service department during the day. Nice enough to earn a 2nd chance from me but she will be like a 4th or 5th option kind of thing.

We are all grown men here. As I stated before, I will never tell a grown man how to spend his mario coins. I will also like to add that I will never tell a grown man what to do or not to do with these SP's. At worst I might make a suggestion. But just wanted to give a little food for thought to my fellow mongers who enjoy putting their mouths on these SP's. During a dream a very long time ago I released my bodily fluids onto the voluptuous chest of the SP. She was a popular one, her phone rang throughout the session. Immediately after my draining she reached over to answer a call. As she politely rushed me out of the door I saw her grab a dry towel and rush to quickly wipe my unborn kids off her chest. No hot water. No soap. Just a towel. As I'm descending the stairs, I pass the next monger heading up the stairs. From my car I watch him enter the room I just left. My only thought was, goodness I sure hope he's not a breast sucker. Again, just food for thought for those of us who like to use the same mouth we kiss our wives and kids with on these SP's. Good day fellow mongers. And as always stay safe out there.

Hi. I'm visiting from Chicago. Just wanted to compliment you all on this forum. Why'all are super helpful and informative and it helped a lot as far as a visitor like me.

I saw shy.

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I found some links from Max 80 (I'm spending a lot in the trip so had to go cheap for this).

I'm staying at a resort on International Drive and she was close by. Visited my place. Offered BBBJ, miss and k9.

Did a half hour visit and it was good for the price. I was happy with the visit.

Thanks for the help.

I also took a chance on Kandy.

She said she had party favors and I was interested in that as well as a release so I thought I would give her a try.

Had her visit my resort.

She was coked up or high, spacey and not "present" during our session.

That's probably my fault, choosing someone that openly offers drugs.

She was more interested in being high than doing anything else.

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Ok so I was contemplating on adding my regular girl to this board but she's hurting right now and needs assistance. I dreamed with her couple times now, she's the girl on the pictures and video, GFE enjoys cg, daty, missionary, k9, bbjcim to top of it off. Great attitude and prompt response. My first post I think but have been hanging for years. Take good care of her she's new to this so enjoy it.

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I want to know about the info about this chick. Anyone had experience with her? Pm me please.

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[QUOTE=KatanaBlade;2674931]KB here. Quick update on some dreams over the relatively short time I've been in your wonderful city. First a disclaimer: My dreams will be a little biased. Dreams will almost always be just QV and my two most weighted qualities are BBJ / CBJ and CG. When it comes to SP's I'm very lazy. I work hard all day for my mario coins. I'm not going to hand over some of that hard earned coinage and then work some more. You are here to provide a service, so I'm going to lay back and let you provide that service.

Now don't get me wrong, in my regular life with girls that I actually date and want to keep on the team, I put in most to all of the work because I'm trying to impress. I usually take my natural viagra before the show starts, in other words, I spank that monkey in the shower so that I'm already at round 2 when the fireworks start. It has never failed me and I'm usually complimented on my stamina and performance because of it.

But for these BP girls, not to sound mean, but I could care less what they think about my performance. This is a business transaction, nothing more nothing less. I have zero interest in making an impression, zero interest in making you UTR, and zero interest in doing anything but lay on my back. I will make an exception with K9 if the assets or scenario warrants it. A good attitude goes a long way with me as well. Yes it's business, but that doesn't give license for bad treatment from either party. But just wanted my fellow mongers to know what kind of goggles to put on when reading my reviews or my dreams. It will boil down to how well can you suck and how well can you ride. If a SP ever says no to either that's an automatic black list, do not pass go, do not repeat! No on to the dreams quickly.

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We all know her. I called her overrated in a previous review. I recant some of that. She was the only one to answer my phone call that particular night. One thing I can appreciate is that she is always available in a pinch and always has a good attitude. Both of those are pretty nice bonuses that go a long way. This particular dream surprised me because she said no to CG and not only did I not get upset about it, I actually enjoyed the K9. She had a valid reason for the no CG this time around so no biggie. BBJ was also better than I remember. Overall as I said before, nothing overly mind blowing but you certainly won't feel like you wasted any coinage with her.

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What you see is what you get. Good attitude. Talked more with this one than I usually do for some reason. I think it's because we had some sort of connection from where she is from. CBJ and CG were decent enough to add her to my repeat list which I plan on doing in the near future. In this dream though I had a hard time dealing with the fact that her daughter was in the next room. Seriously made me want to sit her down after getting dressed to have that Why are you doing this conversation. But again, keeping with the whole business transaction mindset and realizing she could throw that very same question right back at me I simply opted to wake up from dream instead.

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In this dream, Ok CBJ but used tons of lube before climbing on for CG and still had issues taking it in. CG skills suffered because of it. I more than likely won't repeat. But if I do it will be because this one was SUPER SUPER nice and super professional. She must work in somebody's HR department or customer service department during the day. Nice enough to earn a 2nd chance from me but she will be like a 4th or 5th option kind of thing.[/QUOTE]One of the best inexpensive dreams on BP. Excellent head game!

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