TOFTT- Rip-off on W 134th Street
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Responded to this ad that I'd never seen before. Texted back and forth and followed up with a phone call to set up a visit to her incall at a house on W. 134. Asked if there would be anyone else in the house, she said no. She said her name was Chelsea.
Soon as she met me at the door, I knew she wasn't the girl in the pictures. She was much older than the 25 years that her ad stated, but didn't look bad in her clothes under the subdued lighting. I asked to use the bathroom, which was upstairs, she seemed hesitant and explained that the toilet didn't flush. I said no problem, went ahead and used it, which was a mistake. Filled with urine and toilet paper. Stunk bad! I held my breath as much as I could until I was done, then opened the tap in the sink. No water! I asked her if I could wash my hands in the kitchen, she said the water's off in the entire house. Okay. We're off to a bad start.
Chatted for a bit, put the donation of $. 60 on a table. She asked me to get comfortable on the couch. She got out some lotion and started with a lame HJ, with herself fully clothed. I told her that she had too many clothes on, and asked her to remove her top. She declined, saying she recently had a cyst removed so topless wasn't an option. She was wearing a v-neck shirt so I could see down the front. They didn't look bad when she was standing, but you could tell that if she sprung them loose, they'd probably flop down to her belly!
This was going nowhere fast, so I asked for a BJ. She said she would but kept up with the HJ. I asked again, and same response and kept going with her futile attempt at getting me going with the HJ. I told her I needed to see her naked and she needed to get her mouth involved in the process, so she took off her pants. At this point, she's naked from the waist down, still going with the HJ. I told her that she probably should have told me ahead of time about not being able to take her top off. I told her to give me half of my money back and I'd be on my way, but she said not to worry, that I'd get everything I came for. I asked her again for a BJ, and then she said "you know there's no sex involved, right? At this point I got up, told her to give me all of my money back. I told her that if she had all of those restrictions, that she should make that clear when someone books an appointment. She refused my refund request, grabbed her phone, and started dialing frantically. I asked her if she's calling her pimp. She seemed to be insulted. Sorry if I offended you! Then I again demanded my money back, and she yelled up the stairs "Joey, get down here. NOW!
Well, Joey, or for purposes of this conversation we'll refer to him as Dopey because he looked like he just woke up, came sauntering down the stairs. Dopey didn't look like much, and ironically, wasn't wearing a shirt, which is what I was trying to get his girl to do! He mumbled something that was incomprehensible, I again asked her for my money back. She refused. Dopey told me that I should probably leave. I told him not until I got my money back. She again refused. I wasn't really threatened by either of them, I didn't see any weapons, although Dopey was holding one arm behind his back. He did not look physically intimidating, but I saw it was going nowhere, so I left. If I would have stayed any longer demanding my money back, this could have gone bad fast. On the way out, I told her "see you Next Tuesday", or words to that effect. Again, she seemed insulted!
Looking back, I only have myself to blame for not doing any research and ignoring the warning signs. So I'm writing this to save you guys the trouble.