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So I was looking to visit someone new. Exchanged a few text along with the typical two call system. She was in a and area that I have come to simply not go, but it turned out she was at a much better location than my previous stops. I reach the hotel she lets me in then we go to her room. So we get to her room she claims to be from the south, but has a northern accent which is hard to acquire down here. So I walk in and see the two lifestyle covers on the dresser and my first thought is she doesn't have the rights size covers maybe the BJ will be a BBBJ. Nope! That's strike one the cover was so tight she couldn't even get it on, and to my pain I managed to get it on. She begins an uninspired BJ. No eye contact, no moans, or anything just enough to get me ready for FS when I hear the words I really dislike to hear "how do you want it." I could spend a day on the it vs me, but that says a lot to me about how the service is going to go. Now she was tight and really warm it felt good she even had good movement going in cg then.. "My legs are starting to hurt. Fine I go to DATY when I notice an odor needless to say it is a very short trip. I was actually pissed at this because when your ad says 'Friendly And Welcoming ♡ Good Hygiene' I expect these things. No a friendly chat to start off with followed by mechanical service and whining. Moving on we get to K9 after I ran out of the why. K9 again was good but mechanical very light fake moaning if it was real it sounded fake so I'm going to say it was fake. I knew that was not going to get me where I needed to be so I opted for a HJ finish. Remember this whole time I'm in a vice grip from this tiny cover. So I have to ask her to for an uncovered HJ she left the darn thing on for a HJ! I did not finish and left pissed I mean she spent the entire HJ watching TV!! I clearly was not important at all. I will never see this provider again.

[URL]http://charlotte.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-and-ready-to-have-fun-fun-23/14821964[/URL]

Lizzy used to be a higher volume provider a couple of years ago and she used to go by Pageley then. Search for reviews by that name and you can find more information. She had mostly good reviews then too, but I heard she got her kids and took the hobby more as part time.

[QUOTE=CaptainTony;1913287]I am a regular dreamer of backpage ladies. I will share what I know (most of these have been reviewed so I will put in one post).

Larissa.

Dreamed of her before she took a few days off for her birthday. Pics are accurate. Hotel was low-rent and room was smokey. But she was pleasant to talk to (little too much conversation). Semi GFE with kissing, BBBJ and then dream time. Was very accomadating. She uses a service to schedule appointments. Will repeat in a few weeks.

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Lizzy.

Pics are accurate. Great MILF body. Two phone calls, she meets you and drives to location. Loves dreaming and shows it. Porn on big screen TV during visit. Visit was 3 weeks ago, will visit again.

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Kassandra.

Two call system to very low rent hotel and suspect part of town. Looks much older in person, mainly because of lack of all teeth. BBBJ everything else covered. Looks better in pics. Will not repeat.

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Will post additional reviews soon.[/QUOTE]

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Don't know why but when I saw her video clip I had to go meet her.. And it was really weird and I felt kind of bad.

She's a nice, horny old lady who does everything (BBBJ, Anal, etc). When I got there she showed me to her room and started playing some of her own porn while she went and did something.. She came back and started doing a BBBJ and it was meh. Felt a little bit of teeth and she would have to take a break so she could breathe or whatever.. After the BJ it took her like 30 seconds just to get on her knees.. She kept falling and I just felt soooooooo bad but she eventually got up and I started going doggie and finished with anal.

Probably would only repeat if I get in that weird "I want to fuck a grandma" mood.

DAMN that is a LOTTA AZZ. I bet a guy could bounce off it real good.

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I have to wonder what was in that video to make you want to try the old gal out? Was it that steamy?

[QUOTE=ReallyCoolName;1914033][URL]http://charlotte.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-alice-a-sexpert-mature-bbw-cougar-w48-years-experience-free-photos-and-hot-video-clip-64/5136545[/URL]

Don't know why but when I saw her video clip I had to go meet her.. And it was really weird and I felt kind of bad.

She's a nice, horny old lady who does everything (BBBJ, Anal, etc). When I got there she showed me to her room and started playing some of her own porn while she went and did something.. She came back and started doing a BBBJ and it was meh. Felt a little bit of teeth and she would have to take a break so she could breathe or whatever.. After the BJ it took her like 30 seconds just to get on her knees.. She kept falling and I just felt soooooooo bad but she eventually got up and I started going doggie and finished with anal.

Probably would only repeat if I get in that weird "I want to fuck a grandma" mood.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone give me any detailed intel on Nikki Banks with a 347 area code? My curiosity is up!

[QUOTE=ReallyCoolName;1914033][URL]http://charlotte.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-alice-a-sexpert-mature-bbw-cougar-w48-years-experience-free-photos-and-hot-video-clip-64/5136545[/URL]

Don't know why but when I saw her video clip I had to go meet her.. And it was really weird and I felt kind of bad.

She's a nice, horny old lady who does everything (BBBJ, Anal, etc). When I got there she showed me to her room and started playing some of her own porn while she went and did something.. She came back and started doing a BBBJ and it was meh. Felt a little bit of teeth and she would have to take a break so she could breathe or whatever.. After the BJ it took her like 30 seconds just to get on her knees.. She kept falling and I just felt soooooooo bad but she eventually got up and I started going doggie and finished with anal.

Probably would only repeat if I get in that weird "I want to fuck a grandma" mood.[/QUOTE]All I can saw if WOW and OH LORD. You are a better man than I.

[QUOTE=ReallyCoolName;1914033][URL]http://charlotte.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miss-alice-a-sexpert-mature-bbw-cougar-w48-years-experience-free-photos-and-hot-video-clip-64/5136545[/URL]

Don't know why but when I saw her video clip I had to go meet her.. And it was really weird and I felt kind of bad.

She's a nice, horny old lady who does everything (BBBJ, Anal, etc). When I got there she showed me to her room and started playing some of her own porn while she went and did something.. She came back and started doing a BBBJ and it was meh. Felt a little bit of teeth and she would have to take a break so she could breathe or whatever.. After the BJ it took her like 30 seconds just to get on her knees.. She kept falling and I just felt soooooooo bad but she eventually got up and I started going doggie and finished with anal.

Probably would only repeat if I get in that weird "I want to fuck a grandma" mood.[/QUOTE]I just threw up in my mouth.

You are correct on Lizzy she has her kids now so has become a part time provider and is better at taking more quality time With her clients.

[QUOTE=NCTransplant;1914002]Lizzy used to be a higher volume provider a couple of years ago and she used to go by Pageley then. Search for reviews by that name and you can find more information. She had mostly good reviews then too, but I heard she got her kids and took the hobby more as part time.[/QUOTE]

Recently paid a visit to this mature lady in near Lake Wylie. Was a long drive to her place and it was very run down. When she opened the door, I thought about leaving, wish I had. While she had a nice body she was much older than 52. She is nice and very talkative which is what she did most of the time. Gave a decent BBBJ but that was it, was out in less than 30 minutes. She is just not my thing and the session was rushed but YMMV.

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[QUOTE=NCTransplant;1914002]Lizzy used to be a higher volume provider a couple of years ago and she used to go by Pageley then. Search for reviews by that name and you can find more information. She had mostly good reviews then too, but I heard she got her kids and took the hobby more as part time.[/QUOTE]I would see Lizzy again in a heartbeat, great gal, and very attractive. She is my ATF.

[QUOTE=ForFun9676;1914261]I just threw up in my mouth.[/QUOTE]Dude, you and me both. Her ads scare the shit out of me every time I see one! Reminds me of the one-liner "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

[QUOTE=BillyBob987;1914246]All I can saw if WOW and OH LORD. You are a better man than I.[/QUOTE]Better is not the word I would use LOL...

Popped my dreamworld cherry. After a couple failed attempts last week I had the opportunity to make an appointment this week. Work obligations caused me to cancel one but scheduled an early morning with lizzy. Being new she made me feel real comfortable on the phone and also when we met. Converses as if we knew each other for a long time. She is a sweet woman with plenty of drive. Those that have met her know the details those that are on the fence make the call. I'm sure she and I will have many more meetings. She is cool and seems to enjoy her time. That is important for me. Good luck. Couple more solid girls and ill venture to TOFTT. Right now I'm playing "safe". Thanks be for the encouragement.

She has a ton of positive reviews under Pagely. I have no doubt you had a good dream. I never had the opportunity to hook up with her myself.

[QUOTE=Rockandfire22;1914941]Popped my dreamworld cherry. After a couple failed attempts last week I had the opportunity to make an appointment this week. Work obligations caused me to cancel one but scheduled an early morning with lizzy. Being new she made me feel real comfortable on the phone and also when we met. Converses as if we knew each other for a long time. She is a sweet woman with plenty of drive. Those that have met her know the details those that are on the fence make the call. I'm sure she and I will have many more meetings. She is cool and seems to enjoy her time. That is important for me. Good luck. Couple more solid girls and ill venture to TOFTT. Right now I'm playing "safe". Thanks be for the encouragement.[/QUOTE]