Streetwalker Reports

So I was in town heading to the casino and thought "what the hell" so I took the stroll up SBW. Went north of the tracks and seen one possibility, a middle aged white lady who looked like a SW but never made eye contact so I went on north. Went all the way up by Hardee's and turned around heading south. Never seen another one till I was at the light at Shimmer. BSW, about 40 not bad looking, but not great either. Made eye contact and turned down Shimmer. Circled around and she was coming up the next street. She hopped in and done the cop check. Quoted 30, offered 20 and she agreees. Went a few streets over and south. Parked just off Alabama near the Alco plant. Pretty decent skills but not great at all. Took a bit but finally finished, cim no swallow. So here's where shit got weird. We are parked on a dark side street, nobody noticeable around or no traffic. Just after we were done a jacked up Whit Ford F-250 pulled out of an alley and turned towards Alabama. Then all the sudden they put it in reverse and floor it backwards towards us. I see this and and put the car in gear and grab for my pistol as I don't know if we are going to get robbed or shot or what. As soon as they get next to my door I hammer it. Go towards Alabama, pull into Alco plant and bust a you Turn. The truck does too. I turn down by the river and head towards 55. All while doing about 85 down the road. With them still behind me. Get to 55 and hit the ramp doing about 100. Lost them on 55. Pulled off at the next exit and told her to get the fuck out! She starts yelling at me that this was my fault! I speed off quick and get the fuck out of there. I didn't know if it was a set up from her or her pimp, was going to be robbed or shot or what to think, all in all I was prepared to shoot back! I think it's time for me to retire for a while! STAY SAFE OUT THERE!

I was headed to bowling last night and there was a blond female panhandler on the SB exit ramp off of 270 onto 21. This was Tuesday around 430 pm. Looked a little on the thicker side but cute face. I had some $ out to give her and get a closer look but the light turned green and she was a few cars up still and turned her back to traffic once it started moving. I was going to chat her up a bit. About 5:15 pm I saw her walking toward the NB 270 ramp onto 21. Not sure if she was headed to that side or just passing by.

Anyone else see her?

Moman.

[QUOTE=TheElectrician;3530259]So I was in town heading to the casino and thought "what the hell" so I took the stroll up SBW. Went north of the tracks and seen one possibility, a middle aged white lady who looked like a SW but never made eye contact so I went on north. Went all the way up by Hardee's and turned around heading south. Never seen another one till I was at the light at Shimmer. BSW, about 40 not bad looking, but not great either. Made eye contact and turned down Shimmer. Circled around and she was coming up the next street. She hopped in and done the cop check. Quoted 30, offered 20 and she agreees. Went a few streets over and south. Parked just off Alabama near the Alco plant. Pretty decent skills but not great at all. Took a bit but finally finished, cim no swallow. So here's where shit got weird. We are parked on a dark side street, nobody noticeable around or no traffic. Just after we were done a jacked up Whit Ford F-250 pulled out of an alley and turned towards Alabama. Then all the sudden they put it in reverse and floor it backwards towards us. I see this and and put the car in gear and grab for my pistol as I don't know if we are going to get robbed or shot or what. As soon as they get next to my door I hammer it. Go towards Alabama, pull into Alco plant and bust a you Turn. The truck does too. I turn down by the river and head towards 55. All while doing about 85 down the road. With them still behind me. Get to 55 and hit the ramp doing about 100. Lost them on 55. Pulled off at the next exit and told her to get the fuck out! She starts yelling at me that this was my fault! I speed off quick and get the fuck out of there. I didn't know if it was a set up from her or her pimp, was going to be robbed or shot or what to think, all in all I was prepared to shoot back! I think it's time for me to retire for a while! STAY SAFE OUT THERE![/QUOTE]Sounds like the same shit that happened to me some years ago. That's why I don't do anymore car dates! The hell with that shit! ZIP!

[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;3263138] I think back in the day my favorite two strolls were the Woodson / Midland Stroll, and the Granite Shitty Stroll. I never could get into the Washington Park / East Boogie Stroll especially after a bad car date episode. Let me tell you what happened. It was about 3 am and I was parked in the cut. I was right in the middle of getting some nice head from this blonde white SW when I just so happened to look up and see some dusty guy creeping up from behind through my rear view mirror with something in his hand. I immediately got up and shoved the biatch off my dick. Then with my pants still down I took off with the hoe in my car. I rolled out and hit the highway as the dusty guy was in a truck with three other dusty mofos chasing me! I must have been going 100 mph! They followed me to the bridge but luckily they backed off when I headed back over into the Lou. Whew! Now check this out, I'm speeding down Hwy 64/40 with my heart pounding and my pants still down with a blonde hair Washington Park / East Side hooker in my car with her pants down also. So let me tell you what I did. First off, while I was still rolling, I gathered my shit together and pulled my pants up. Then I cussed that hoe out tremendously for trying to set up for some sort of jack move. Then before she could put her pants and shoes back on I snatched them out her hand and tossed that shit out the window. As I got off on Grand I was still cussing her ass out! While rolling up Grand I made a left on Natural Bridge, a right on Fair, then a quick left on Penrose to Red Bud. That's where I told her blonde hair East Boogie country ass to get the hell out! Smack dab in the heart of the north side with no pants or shoes on. Wearing just a shirt and panties. Then I drove off! That's one of the main reasons why I stopped doing car dates. Furthermore, I also don't mess around over on the Washington Park / East Boogie Stroll either. The only time I go over to the east side is go to the strip club and visit the former Southside SW Singing Miranda and hear her sing in my ear while she gives me a lap dance. LOL! Oh well happy hunting. ZIP.[/QUOTE]Same episode different day. No more car dates for me that's fo sho! Only hotel action and that's it. ZIP!

[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;3530879]Same episode different day. No more car dates for me that's fo sho! Only hotel action and that's it. ZIP![/QUOTE]Pretty well to a T the same shit! She swore up and down it wasn't her doing. I checked her purse out and didn't see a phone for someone to track her, but who knows these days. I won't be screwing around with car dates anymore that's for sure!!

[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;3530879]Same episode different day. No more car dates for me that's fo sho! Only hotel action and that's it. ZIP![/QUOTE]I was wondering what happened to her. Where is she dancing. Or whatever LOL.

[QUOTE=Nellman01;3530925]I was wondering what happened to her. Where is she dancing. Or whatever LOL.[/QUOTE]Saw Miranda at Hollywood (now Scarlett's) about a year ago. Singing & stripping.

[QUOTE=Knucklebuck;3531322]Saw Miranda at Hollywood (now Scarlett's) about a year ago. Singing & stripping.[/QUOTE]We must have been there at the same place at the same night because that's around the time I saw her. She sang in my ear and gave me a nice nasty lap dance. A couple of times I got a little extra if you know what I mean. This was only because she knew me when from picking her up on the south Broadway stroll. Back then if you caught her on a REALLY good high you could tell her lets get a room over at the hotel across the street from Ms Kitty's next to the gas station. And she would go if you were talking good and the price was right $$ She would be singing and humming a nice top 40 Rhythm and Blues tune while she was giving me some sloppy jaw. LOL! I haven't seen her anywhere since then. Oh well all that singing talent gone to waist. ZIP!

[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;3531532] Oh well all that singing talent gone to waist. ZIP![/QUOTE]Ooops! I meant gone to waste. I don't want to upset the english 101 typo spelling police. LOL! ZIP.

[QUOTE=Zipsnapanddrop;3531532]We must have been there at the same place at the same night because that's around the time I saw her. She sang in my ear and gave me a nice nasty lap dance. A couple of times I got a little extra if you know what I mean. This was only because she knew me when from picking her up on the south Broadway stroll. Back then if you caught her on a REALLY good high you could tell her lets get a room over at the hotel across the street from Ms Kitty's next to the gas station. And she would go if you were talking good and the price was right $$ She would be singing and humming a nice top 40 Rhythm and Blues tune while she was giving me some sloppy jaw. LOL! I haven't seen her anywhere since then. Oh well all that singing talent gone to waist. ZIP![/QUOTE]It has been probably around a year, maybe 9 months at least since I last saw her at Hollywood. She was singing on stage softly and looking pretty good. Unfortunately she had some other guy wrapped up for the rest of the shift so she wasn't looking to play or anything. I'm sure she'll probably turn up again at one of the clubs or somewhere.

[QUOTE=Jannisary;3531647]It has been probably around a year, maybe 9 months at least since I last saw her at Hollywood. She was singing on stage softly and looking pretty good. Unfortunately she had some other guy wrapped up for the rest of the shift so she wasn't looking to play or anything. I'm sure she'll probably turn up again at one of the clubs or somewhere.[/QUOTE]She was also on the mugshot site about 4 mos ago.

[QUOTE=Jannisary;3531647] Unfortunately she had some other guy wrapped up for the rest of the shift so she wasn't looking to play or anything. I'm sure she'll probably turn up again at one of the clubs or somewhere.[/QUOTE]The thing about Miranda was if you caught her on a good high while she was dancing and it wasn't that crowded all you had to do was flex a few big face Benjies in her face. Sometimes she would leave for a few and go with you to the hotel across the street next to the gas station. I mostly prefer to go to the clubs in that area in the afternoon because there are hardly no other customers there at that time. The stripper ho's will get up on you and get more personal with you. I always get wrapped up in the corner for a while with a sripper during the afternoon shift. If your game is straight and you are dressed good and also have on the good expensive smelling cologne you may get lucky and pull a stripper ho out the club. Then take her ass to the hotel down the street. I do it all the time. ZIP! 😎.

I met thick ass Melanie at this new ho pick up spot I mention last week. Its the old Motel 6 which is now the Airport Inn located on Woodson and Natural Bridge near Hwy 70 between the Golden Pancake and the Holiday Inn. Its kinda like the Days Inn on Hanley. You have to drive around a few times and see if someone catches your eye. Anyway, Melanie was leaning over the rail on the 2nd floor facing Woodson Rd when I drove by. I spoke to her a brief second and she came down to my car. I told her I was waiting for my big ass double cheeseburger over at the Golden Pancake. She said we could go up to her room but there was another girl and some guy inside. Well that's when my spidy senses kicked in and I said naaaaw but maybe we can go over to the Congress Inn on Lindbergh for a while if you want. I let her know I would kick her down 2 big face 20's and maybe a tip if she was good. She said ok and let her friends know she would be gone for a few. Then we went to pick up my burger and stopped by the liqour store then headed over to the Congress Inn on Lindbergh. She's nice and thick and got some nice sloppy jaw game. She's pretty cool and has good conversation. She said her and her friends will be staying there for a few. If you see her on the 2nd floor walking around tell her ZIP sent you! LOL! ZIP!

Rollin' down Chippewa last night spotted a young, decent looking BSW. Swooped her up and things took a turn for the worse right there, LOL. Can't even recount the conversation other than most of her vocabulary consisted of the following words: money, crack, motel, north grand, pipe, cum fast, hurry up".

Horrible BJ, nothing but teeth. To move things along quicker, she said "I'll just get on top. " Jesus, I may not get the smell out of my ride.

If you see a monger cruising down Broadway with his head hanging out the window like a Golden Retriever, that will likely be me.

[QUOTE=Knucklebuck;3534049]Rollin' down Chippewa last night spotted a young, decent looking BSW. Swooped her up and things took a turn for the worse right there, LOL. Can't even recount the conversation other than most of her vocabulary consisted of the following words: money, crack, motel, north grand, pipe, cum fast, hurry up".

Horrible BJ, nothing but teeth. To move things along quicker, she said "I'll just get on top. " Jesus, I may not get the smell out of my ride.

If you see a monger cruising down Broadway with his head hanging out the window like a Golden Retriever, that will likely be me.[/QUOTE]May be time to trade it in, learned all I need to know, may see you next week, you won't know it is me, but I will know you.