Massage Parlor Reports

Some suspected Asa was gay. She is actually married to a 35 year old White Male.

I managed a regular thing with a gal who is no longer there, I wouldn't say we are dating. But I am not paying for it. She was the best looking one I had ever had there, and is quite attractive (38 year old) very thin and petite.

She has said a few things about RO that will make me not want to go back. She was there about a month max. She had lived in another state for 6 years, and came to Wisconsin.

Many of the women that are there go through the "process" and end up there. Promises of finding a husband, and the like are often made. A number of the ladies there are gay, so a HE is just part of a massage to them.

I am new to this site and thought I'd give you a heads up about Ds. I called this afternoon and requested an appointment with Lulu. Immediately I was told that if I expected a HJ I heard wrong about her. She is there for professional massage only. I said ok and I would call back to make an appointment. I went to RO instead.

[QUOTE=Basset69;1882301]I agree with you. And I am not a great judge of age to start with. But as we all picture ourselves in our prime, anyone I think is cute and younger than me. I think they are 35 LOL. Cindy at NM is probably 45, but she has held up VERY well.[/QUOTE]Mind fart, what is NM? Basset69, I think you and I kind of like the same things. This age thing can be very deceiving. Usually after LEO shuts them down, I'm surprised with the ages of these women. All much older than I was led to believe. Old is not the issue unless they pudgy old grannies. A spinner is a spinner, young or old and some of my favorites have been old. The little Thai in West Allis was darn near 50 and I will take ones like that all day long.

I got a feeling the Brookfield spa are on short leases. Brookfield has not be spa friendly in the past.

Did some research on DS today. Asked for Lulu, told to come back two hours later. The woman who told me that was a 50's ish Chinese woman, collagen lips, face peel, good body but looked good for her age. English is terrible. The woman tells me that Lulu will be there later.

So, I come back 2 hours later and ask for Lulu. Guess what? The 50s ish woman IS Lulu.

We get in the room and immediately she wants the money. She says how long? I say 1/2 hour. She says "oh no, you go longer". I say, OK to one full hour and give her a C note (cost is $55 for hour massage). She comes back 5 minutes later with my change, but puts it on a table across the room from where I am and does not offer the $45 change to me. Should have been my first warning sign.

She proceeds to give me a lackluster, super soft massage despite my three or four requests for "strong" pressure, (always works with other MP gals).

She goes the full hour, never touching my dick even though I accidentally knocked off the towel a few times.

I must be a numbskull, because she showed no signs of HJ at all. She did spread my cheeks and blow on my asshole during the massage, (saying "STRONG!") but it never went further than that. At that point, I am thinking maybe on the next appointment?

Anyway, she then hands me my underwear and stares at me very weirdly. I grab the money off the table (my $45 change) and proceed to get dressed. She watches me do the whole thing, (which never happened in my 10 or 15 previous visits to Relaxation Oasis where they leave the room and await you with water at front desk) and then holds out her hand for a tip. I offer her $5 (the massage really sucked) and she says "NO, I give you good massage" and motions for me to give her the $20 from the change. I tell her "NO way" and offer the $5 again. She doesn't want it again and she blocks the door. Now I am having Hong Kong flashbacks and just want the fuck out of there.

I push past her to the door and she says "OK $5 is OK", to which I reply,"No way".

I walk out the door and the receptionist is now there, (the skinny, young and cute one from RO) and she asks how was my massage? I tell her politely that the massage was not what I asked for and that I really did not appreciate the extortion technique that Lulu tried to apply when leaving.

The girl apologized profusely, (she recognized me as a good customer from RO) and suggested I try Lisa next time as she does firmer massages with strong pressure. Meanwhile Lulu is going off in Chinese in the background, (sorry other dudes that were there). Too close quarters!

BTW, all during my massage I got to listen to several other dudes come in and talk to the receptionist, shoot the shit and make small talk. As there was not noise screen or music in the room, I could hear everything that was said in the lobby and in the other rooms. NOT a good set-up by any means. Nothing gets junior to crawl back in faster than the sound of another dude talking about the weather.

There was a Seth and a Steve that came in while I was getting my massage. Nice guys based on their polite demeanor, but not what I signed up for in a massage. Most likely will not repeat DS at all, and for sure not with Lulu. TIFWIW.

S.

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67; 1882779]Did some research on DS today. Asked for Lulu, told to come back two hours later. The woman who told me that was a 50's ish Chinese woman, collagen lips, face peel, good body but looked good for her age. English is terrible. The woman tells me that Lulu will be there later.

So, I come back 2 hours later and ask for Lulu. Guess what? The 50s ish woman IS Lulu.

We get in the room and immediately she wants the money. She says how long? I say 1/2 hour. She says "oh no, you go longer". I say, OK to one full hour and give her a C note (cost is $55 for hour massage). She comes back 5 minutes later with my change, but puts it on a table across the room from where I am and does not offer the $45 change to me. Should have been my first warning sign.

She proceeds to give me a lackluster, super soft massage despite my three or four requests for "strong" pressure, (always works with other MP gals).

She goes the full hour, never touching my dick even though I accidentally knocked off the towel a few times.

I must be a numbskull, because she showed no signs of HJ at all. She did spread my cheeks and blow on my asshole during the massage, (saying "STRONG!") but it never went further than that. At that point, I am thinking maybe on the next appointment?

Anyway, she then hands me my underwear and stares at me very weirdly. I grab the money off the table (my $45 change) and proceed to get dressed. She watches me do the whole thing, (which never happened in my 10 or 15 previous visits to Relaxation Oasis where they leave the room and await you with water at front desk) and then holds out her hand for a tip. I offer her $5 (the massage really sucked) and she says "NO, I give you good massage" and motions for me to give her the $20 from the change. I tell her "NO way" and offer the $5 again. She doesn't want it again and she blocks the door. Now I am having Hong Kong flashbacks and just want the fuck out of there.

I push past her to the door and she says "OK $5 is OK", to which I reply,"No way".

I walk out the door and the receptionist is now there, (the skinny, young and cute one from RO) and she asks how was my massage? I tell her politely that the massage was not what I asked for and that I really did not appreciate the extortion technique that Lulu tried to apply when leaving.

The girl apologized profusely, (she recognized me as a good customer from RO) and suggested I try Lisa next time as she does firmer massages with strong pressure. Meanwhile Lulu is going off in Chinese in the background, (sorry other dudes that were there). Too close quarters!

BTW, all during my massage I got to listen to several other dudes come in and talk to the receptionist, shoot the shit and make small talk. As there was not noise screen or music in the room, I could hear everything that was said in the lobby and in the other rooms. NOT a good set-up by any means. Nothing gets junior to crawl back in faster than the sound of another dude talking about the weather.

There was a Seth and a Steve that came in while I was getting my massage. Nice guys based on their polite demeanor, but not what I signed up for in a massage. Most likely will not repeat DS at all, and for sure not with Lulu. TIFWIW.

S.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing. I was tempted to try DS and LuLu based on prev reviews. I will not be trying.

Ok, so does Asa work here now as the hostess? When I called it sure sounded like Asa answering the phone. I don't want to go there expecting something if I'm going going end up with an argumentative old Asian woman. Who's the hostess at RO? My experience is you can have a good time if the therapist is comfortable with you. Get too pushy about a HE or ***** about her bad massage, its not going to end well.

Do either of these places have some good talent, young, cute. Or is it still the Chinese grannies? Come on Nite Owl TOFTT and give the unbiased truth. I know you won't get blurry vision when Chairman Mao's mom takes off her top.

It sounds to me like they are both under the same management.

I never knew the hostess's name at RO, but she is definitely the same one working at DS.

I have been to probably 50 of these places all over the country (and China, Taiwan and Hong Kong) , so I feel confident that I was not pushy or negative in any way. I am very good at being polite and hiding my disgust with a bad maddage until tip time arrives.

Something else was at work here, IMO. With all these guys saying that they are texting about "cumming" and talking so much about services rendered, it is no wonder they are getting spooked in Brookfield. The post below by Punisher makes me think this might be true.

I am just bummed that I got there the day after the HJ's stopped!

Lulu is not what I would call young, but she could do in a pinch. I have only seen one girl at RO and DS (the hostess) that fits that bill. Otherwise you are talking 40+ for all others that I have seen. Please remember that most Asian ladies are 10-15 years older than they look as they take good care of themselves!

Happy Hunting!

S.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1882914]Ok, so does Asa work here now as the hostess? When I called it sure sounded like Asa answering the phone. I don't want to go there expecting something if I'm going going end up with an argumentative old Asian woman. Who's the hostess at RO? My experience is you can have a good time if the therapist is comfortable with you. Get too pushy about a HE or * about her bad massage, its not going to end well.

Do either of these places have some good talent, young, cute. Or is it still the Chinese grannies? Come on Nite Owl TOFTT and give the unbiased truth. I know you won't get blurry vision when Chairman Mao's mom takes off her top.

It sounds to me like they are both under the same management.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Punisher2323;1882515]I am new to this site and thought I'd give you a heads up about Ds. I called this afternoon and requested an appointment with Lulu. Immediately I was told that if I expected a HJ I heard wrong about her. She is there for professional massage only. I said ok and I would call back to make an appointment. I went to RO instead.[/QUOTE]Who did you end up getting in RO? I've heard that they don't have Asian therapists anymore.

[QUOTE=Punisher2323;1882515]I am new to this site and thought I'd give you a heads up about Ds. I called this afternoon and requested an appointment with Lulu. Immediately I was told that if I expected a HJ I heard wrong about her. She is there for professional massage only. I said ok and I would call back to make an appointment. I went to RO instead.[/QUOTE]Who did you end up getting at RO? I was told that they do not have Asian therapist anymore.

I should know better, Stevemilw67 is a seasoned pro. To the others, a rookie mistake is mentioning anything sexual until you and the therapist are alone. Even then I don't bring it up. When she is massaging the groin or upper inner thighs I just guide her hand to it. Or start rubbing her ass and legs. Usually you get a vibe that more is on the menu by something she does, like rub her tits in your face, give you the wink, lots of brushing of the boys. These women want tips and they know that $40 a pop adds up faster than $10. Most likely the only income they get is the tip so when you do only offer $5, I can see why they would be upset. $10 should be fine for a massage, and $10 an hour wage to one of these women is ok money. They are most likely all living in the same apt. When they go home at night they talk and they know who the regulars are pretty quick and who tips and who doesn't. They all know who is giving HEs, BJs or whatever. These girls pick up quick who are all the clients, who is s gentleman, who is not, and any antics that go on in the massage room. Just like when you go to a few Brewers games, you start to learn who all the players are, who is good, who isn't. I don't know of anyone who has ever gotten a HE from Asa, and she's worked many legit spas around Milwaukee. What I didn't like about RO was the waiting room. Its nice to talk online to you fellows but I would prefer not having to see any of you sitting in the chairs in the waiting room. When guys just start showing up asking for Susie or Linda or whoever asking for a HE cause they read online they were the go-to girl, that will mess things up fast. They start getting spooked because a normal monger doesn't do that. Now the service is being cut off and it hurts both monger and provider. Mongers do get their HEs and providers arn't getting their tip. Biz drops off and nobody wins.

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67; 1882926]I never knew the hostess's name at RO, but she is definitely the same one working at DS.

I have been to probably 50 of these places all over the country (and China, Taiwan and Hong Kong) , so I feel confident that I was not pushy or negative in any way. I am very good at being polite and hiding my disgust with a bad maddage until tip time arrives.

Something else was at work here, IMO. With all these guys saying that they are texting about "cumming" and talking so much about services rendered, it is no wonder they are getting spooked in Brookfield. The post below by Punisher makes me think this might be true.

I am just bummed that I got there the day after the HJ's stopped!

Lulu is not what I would call young, but she could do in a pinch. I have only seen one girl at RO and DS (the hostess) that fits that bill. Otherwise you are talking 40+ for all others that I have seen. Please remember that most Asian ladies are 10-15 years older than they look as they take good care of themselves!

Happy Hunting!

S.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LoveA;1882933]Who did you end up getting in RO? I've heard that they don't have Asian therapists anymore.[/QUOTE]I ended up with a girl named Angelina. She was definitely not asian. However she was very good looking and gave a good professional massage. I did not want to push asking for a HJ after everything that has been going on. She didn't even massage my legs without using the towel. As I was leaving, an older white female, probably in her late 40s was holding a clipboard. She was telling her client she just finished with to let her know how his back was doing when he came back. I only saw three asian females there. The good English speaking receptionist and two grannies. Also while I was coming in they has carpenters doing work on the new place. Felt like an uncomfortable environment all around. I think they are being watched. I think that is why they moved from the last location.

All this buzz about a cute hostess that I know for a fact will never put out. You gents would be better off trying New Massage at Hwy 100 and Cold Spring Road. Is their primary masseuse in her 40's? Yes. Is she still quite attractive? I'd say so.

Seems to be a lot of talk about DS and Lulu. Wish I would have read yesterdays reports prior to heading that way. After the reports last week I had made up my mind that I was going and yesterday was the day. When I arrived at the address I was a little nervous. I was the only car in the lot and there was a hand written yard sign that said "Asian Massage" with an arrow pointing to the building. The sign made me laugh but because I was there I had to check it out. I arrived early in the day hoping to be one of the first customers. I walked in the door and no one was there. Stood there for about 5 minutes and eventually a 50+ (closer to 60) came in and greeted me. I asked about a message and she gave me pricing and asked what I wanted. I asked who would be giving the message and she said it would be her. Not good. I asked if there were any other girls and she said no. I asked for Lulu and she said she would be gone for two weeks? Maybe all of the Lulu talk has pushed her out of the picture for awhile. I politely declined and told her that I would be back another day.

I was all amped up so I decided to head to another AMP. I decided I would try the AT on 13th out in Oak Creek. Got there and was greeted by a very nice looking 40ish Chinese woman. I decided for an hour message and it was good. During the first 15 min. I asked about extras, worked through the language issues and found out there were no extras offered. Maybe that's the deal there or maybe it's because it was my first time. I will head back and try it out again because the massage was good. May also try the pack off of 100? Been to many AMPs but never in the MKE area. Just getting my feet wet here.

[QUOTE=FunLuvin69;1884505]During the first 15 min. I asked about extras.[/QUOTE]I personally have received extras from somebody there, many years back at another location. Sounds like you've had your share of AMP experiences. Locally, you have to play it cool. You'll get better mileage around here never asking for anything in the first few minutes. You're better off being friendly, playful, making polite body contact, and going in without the towel (or gently debating it's use if she puts one on you).

Last thing you want to do is use language that can prying ears can listen in on.

Hand gestures work much better.

[QUOTE=Punisher2323;1883304]I think they are being watched. I think that is why they moved from the last location.[/QUOTE]What? So they move from 137th and Capitol to 126th and Capitol? Both are in Brookfield so what sense does that make?

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1884926]What? So they move from 137th and Capitol to 126th and Capitol? Both are in Brookfield so what sense does that make?[/QUOTE]I'm not exactly sure if it does make sense. I realize that it is still Brookfield but pretty short term stays. If they are not being watched then I think that they feel like they are. Only because of the response I received from DS when I called and inquired about Lulu. Plus I don't know about RO either. Seems kind of odd with the new hires and lack of asian females. I don't know. Just seems a bit odd to me. Thinking I'm going to stick to other places I've been to before and use RO as a backup when I need a professional massage.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1882583]Mind fart, what is NM? Basset69, I think you and I kind of like the same things. This age thing can be very deceiving. Usually after LEO shuts them down, I'm surprised with the ages of these women. All much older than I was led to believe. Old is not the issue unless they pudgy old grannies. A spinner is a spinner, young or old and some of my favorites have been old. The little Thai in West Allis was darn near 50 and I will take ones like that all day long.

I got a feeling the Brookfield spa are on short leases. Brookfield has not be spa friendly in the past.[/QUOTE]Cindi and New Massage. There is talk of her above. I think she is hot for her age. Went to DS today. I think the receptionist is Asa. I also think Lulu is gone. Lousy massage now, I recommend not going to DS and let them close up. We are the customers, they have to decide what kind of spa they are. The one on 13th and college is also worthless. Leave all the teases alone. Let them starve. Man, I'm in a bad mood today. But see'mon. Don't be a spa thats open 12 hours a day, advertise young asian women and tell me you are legit. That's just silly. These places should be boycotted.

[QUOTE=FunLuvin69; 1884505]Seems to be a lot of talk about DS and Lulu. Wish I would have read yesterdays reports prior to heading that way. After the reports last week I had made up my mind that I was going and yesterday was the day. When I arrived at the address I was a little nervous. I was the only car in the lot and there was a hand written yard sign that said "Asian Massage" with an arrow pointing to the building. The sign made me laugh but because I was there I had to check it out. I arrived early in the day hoping to be one of the first customers. I walked in the door and no one was there. Stood there for about 5 minutes and eventually a 50+ (closer to 60) came in and greeted me. I asked about a message and she gave me pricing and asked what I wanted. I asked who would be giving the message and she said it would be her. Not good. I asked if there were any other girls and she said no. I asked for Lulu and she said she would be gone for two weeks? Maybe all of the Lulu talk has pushed her out of the picture for awhile. I politely declined and told her that I would be back another day.

I was all amped up so I decided to head to another AMP. I decided I would try the AT on 13th out in Oak Creek. Got there and was greeted by a very nice looking 40ish Chinese woman. I decided for an hour message and it was good. During the first 15 min. I asked about extras, worked through the language issues and found out there were no extras offered. Maybe that's the deal there or maybe it's because it was my first time. I will head back and try it out again because the massage was good. May also try the pack off of 100? Been to many AMPs but never in the MKE area. Just getting my feet wet here.[/QUOTE]AT on 13th doesn't offer extras. Been there a few times, and tried but they say they're professional therapists so no. but if anyone's gotten extra, who gave it?

[QUOTE=Basset69;1885773]Cindi and New Massage. There is talk of her above. I think she is hot for her age. Went to DS today. I think the receptionist is Asa. I also think Lulu is gone. Lousy massage now, I recommend not going to DS and let them close up. We are the customers, they have to decide what kind of spa they are. The one on 13th and college is also worthless. Leave all the teases alone. Let them starve. Man, I'm in a bad mood today. But see'mon. Don't be a spa thats open 12 hours a day, advertise young asian women and tell me you are legit. That's just silly. These places should be boycotted.[/QUOTE]When did you go to DS today? I went there today too and didn't see the receptionist. I personally liked the massage there. No extra for sure, but she seems know what she was doing and willing to do hard pressure. I was expecting a legit massage today anyways.

[QUOTE=Basset69;1885773]Cindi and New Massage. There is talk of her above. I think she is hot for her age. Went to DS today. I think the receptionist is Asa. I also think Lulu is gone. Lousy massage now, I recommend not going to DS and let them close up. We are the customers, they have to decide what kind of spa they are. The one on 13th and college is also worthless. Leave all the teases alone. Let them starve. Man, I'm in a bad mood today. But see'mon. Don't be a spa thats open 12 hours a day, advertise young asian women and tell me you are legit. That's just silly. These places should be boycotted.[/QUOTE]Did you meet the receptionist in DS there today? I went there today too, but didn't get the meet the receptionist. Hving heard all good things about her, I'm so curious how she really look like. Had a massage there, and personally I think it was a pretty decent massage. The therapist apparently knew what she was doing and it was professional. I used to go to big name massage places like Massage Envy, elements, etc. Just started to look for something more interesting. Anyway, no extra being offered. But I was expecting a legit massage and didn't push for H. E either.

[QUOTE=Dogman788;1873297][url]Http://milwaukee.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sweet-and-sensual-massage-reservations-414-418-4294-professional-and-private-loft-downtown-milwaukee-35/6227946[/url][/QUOTE]Am I high, or did Nina have reviews on another site last week that are gone this week?

[QUOTE=LoveA;1885980]Did you meet the receptionist in DS there today? I went there today too, but didn't get the meet the receptionist. Hving heard all good things about her, I'm so curious how she really look like. Had a massage there, and personally I think it was a pretty decent massage. The therapist apparently knew what she was doing and it was professional. I used to go to big name massage places like Massage Envy, elements, etc. Just started to look for something more interesting. Anyway, no extra being offered. But I was expecting a legit massage and didn't push for H. E either.[/QUOTE]OK, so why are you on this site? Is this USA Sex Guide or is this "findagoodspa. Com"? I'm never going to DS, RO or the 13th and college one again. Not what I am looking for. YMMV, and I'm sure there is a ton of massage therapists out there that you could see for less than DS is charging you.

[QUOTE=Basset69;1886551]OK, so why are you on this site? Is this USA Sex Guide or is this "findagoodspa. Com"? I'm never going to DS, RO or the 13th and college one again. Not what I am looking for. YMMV, and I'm sure there is a ton of massage therapists out there that you could see for less than DS is charging you.[/QUOTE]I hear you. I'm not saying I won't go back. I would go back if I really wanted a legit massage and my go-to Asian hottie is too busy. But we are all big boys and like to be spoiled and treated like a man is suppose to be treated. That means a table shower, good massage, an attractive spinner, and a strong and powerful climax by skilled hands or mouth. Then properly cleaned up and acknowledged as being a good customer. Discreet an private. But I'm with Bassett69. No more Chinese seahags with an attitude and when they are up to it, they use generic baby oil and go all jackrabbit on you. Gee honey, you got train to catch? WTF? No more sitting in the dunce chairs in the lobby. Just when I have the urge to go to a spa, I start thinking of how worthless they are and decide I'm just going keep my money. When I got an afternoon off just go take a drive to Libertyville. Or maybe over to Madison or down to Belvidere. Spend it with someone who knows how to run a business.

I have a membership at ME and was wondering which location and masseuse if any offers extras? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.

[QUOTE=DaddyLong;1887316]I have a membership at ME and was wondering which location and masseuse if any offers extras? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Well it looks like you hit the jackpot with that membership because extras are offered at all locations by all masseuses. Its pretty much a sodomy den at that place. Just tell them Lefty sent you and give them the password. Within no time at all you will be kicking back in a chair with your hands behind your head as one of their milkmaids gives you the release of your choosing. As for Johnny, he does it the best.

[quote=lookingforlefty;1887407]well it looks like you hit the jackpot with that membership because extras are offered at all locations by all masseuses. Its pretty much a sodomy den at that place. Just tell them lefty sent you and give them the password. Within no time at all you will be kicking back in a chair with your hands behind your head as one of their milkmaids gives you the release of your choosing. As for johnny, he does it the best.[/quote]Lmfao! Wow!

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1887413]Lmfao! Wow![/QUOTE]So I'm guessing that was a stupid question? Hahaha!

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1887413]Lmfao! Wow![/QUOTE]Meet and Greet.

Once you arrive at ME, our front desk receptionist dressed in high heels and a bikini will greet you and ask you to fill out a Massage Wellness Chart and a quick survey. The Massage Wellness Chart is where you record any medical history, erectile dysfunction and other physical conditions we should be made aware of. You will be shown of line up of available therapists to choose from. We retire all out therapist at age 35 or 120 lbs, whichever occurs first. Your massage therapist will greet you and review the Wellness Chart with you. She will inquire about the reason (s) you are coming in for a massage, your current physical condition and any specific areas in which you are experiencing pain or would like to address during your massage.

Starting Your Session.

Your massage therapist will then take you to a private shower where you and your therapist will take a mutual shower. After drying off, then to a peaceful, spa-like treatment room where a comfortable massage table dressed with a warming blanket and crisp clean sheets awaits. A small shelf for your personal belongings and a chair are also provided for your use. Your therapist will ask if you would like a manual or oral release and we suggest tipping a reasonable amount at this time. Either option is fine. Your massage therapist will leave the room and wait outside while you disrobe to your level of comfort. Once disrobed, you will lie on the massage table, under the top sheet. Your massage therapist will give you a few minutes for this process and will knock on the door to ask if you are ready before entering your room.

You will always have the option to be undraped during your massage session. The etiquette your massage therapist will follow is to only uncover the part of the body they are working on, ensuring that your modesty is respected at all times.

You can expect a tranquil and comfortable environment during your massage. The massage table is padded and a heating blanket is placed beneath the sheet, which you can have adjusted to your preference. There will be relaxing music playing, unless you request otherwise, and the room should be quiet, with no outside distractions. The doors lock form the inside.

During Your Massage.

Before beginning the session, your therapist has prepared for the type of release she will provide. By all means alert them if, at any time during the session you would like to upgrade to a higher level of service. Depending on your specific needs or requests, your massage therapist will either perform a customized full-body massage (for general relaxation and stress reduction) or focus on the specific parts of your body that you have requested. M. E uses only the highest quality condoms, hypoallergenic massage creams and lotions for your massage and release.

Ensuring Your Wellness.

Once your massage therapy session is complete, your therapist will wipe you with a warm cloth and will then assist you in getting dressed. Your therapist will bring you with a cup of water, and then take you back to the front area when you're ready. Our massage therapy sessions vary from 1-hour to 1 ½-hour to 2 hours in length. Each session includes a 5 minute pre-interview and 5 minutes at the end for you to meet the other available therapists.

We look forward to seeing you for your first visit. If you have any questions about the etiquette during a massage, one of our friendly front desk associates will be happy to answer them for you. Or just ask contributor to the USASG.

[QUOTE=DaddyLong;1887316]I have a membership at ME and was wondering which location and masseuse if any offers extras? Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I was told with my membership no L1 or L2, just anal.

Now I know why it's called Massage Envy.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1887573]Now I know why it's called Massage Envy.[/QUOTE]Looking for lefty Massage Envy.

I saw they have 49 special. Sounds like my kind of place! Wish me luck. I will request FS.

In a month I go to Thailand where I can get a soapy massage. Even better then Massage Envy. Instead of table shower the girl will give me a soapy bath and then massage. After the bath I will lay on an air mattress and she will sponge soapy water on me and do a body on body slip and slid. When I get tired of that she will dry me off and we will move to the bed for GFE. Since the girls weigh half as much as backpage girls you don't get squashed.

Soapys are a little expensive so I might save the $50 and get the kind of massage we all dream of here when we get a massage.

Backpage masseuse Steph actually did work at Massage Envy. Frankly, if a girl were to offer extras there, they'd likely get a clue and go independent immediately like Steph did.

The paste below is highly edited and phony. See the actual website statement: [url]http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx[/url]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1887520]Meet and Greet.

Once you arrive at ME, our front desk receptionist dressed in high heels and a bikini will greet you and ask you to fill out a Massage Wellness Chart and a quick survey. The Massage Wellness Chart is where you record any medical history, erectile dysfunction and other physical conditions we should be made aware of. You will be shown of line up of available therapists to choose from. We retire all out therapist at age 35 or 120 lbs, whichever occurs first. Your massage therapist will greet you and review the Wellness Chart with you. She will inquire about the reason (s) you are coming in for a massage, your current physical condition and any specific areas in which you are experiencing pain or would like to address during your massage.

Starting Your Session.

Your massage therapist will then take you to a private shower where you and your therapist will take a mutual shower. After drying off, then to a peaceful, spa-like treatment room where a comfortable massage table dressed with a warming blanket and crisp clean sheets awaits. A small shelf for your personal belongings and a chair are also provided for your use. Your therapist will ask if you would like a manual or oral release and we suggest tipping a reasonable amount at this time. Either option is fine. Your massage therapist will leave the room and wait outside while you disrobe to your level of comfort. Once disrobed, you will lie on the massage table, under the top sheet. Your massage therapist will give you a few minutes for this process and will knock on the door to ask if you are ready before entering your room.

You will always have the option to be undraped during your massage session. The etiquette your massage therapist will follow is to only uncover the part of the body they are working on, ensuring that your modesty is respected at all times.

You can expect a tranquil and comfortable environment during your massage. The massage table is padded and a heating blanket is placed beneath the sheet, which you can have adjusted to your preference. There will be relaxing music playing, unless you request otherwise, and the room should be quiet, with no outside distractions. The doors lock form the inside.

During Your Massage.

Before beginning the session, your therapist has prepared for the type of release she will provide. By all means alert them if, at any time during the session you would like to upgrade to a higher level of service. Depending on your specific needs or requests, your massage therapist will either perform a customized full-body massage (for general relaxation and stress reduction) or focus on the specific parts of your body that you have requested. M. E uses only the highest quality condoms, hypoallergenic massage creams and lotions for your massage and release.

Ensuring Your Wellness.

Once your massage therapy session is complete, your therapist will wipe you with a warm cloth and will then assist you in getting dressed. Your therapist will bring you with a cup of water, and then take you back to the front area when you're ready. Our massage therapy sessions vary from 1-hour to 1 ½-hour to 2 hours in length. Each session includes a 5 minute pre-interview and 5 minutes at the end for you to meet the other available therapists.

We look forward to seeing you for your first visit. If you have any questions about the etiquette during a massage, one of our friendly front desk associates will be happy to answer them for you. Or just ask contributor to the USASG.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nachynn;1888025]The paste below is highly edited and phony. See the actual website statement:[/QUOTE]It's still hilarious. The edited version of course.

[QUOTE=Nachynn; 1888025]The paste below is highly edited and phony. See the actual website statement:

[url]http://www.massageenvy.com/your-first-visit.aspx[/url][/QUOTE]No shit Sherlock.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1887104]I hear you. I'm not saying I won't go back. I would go back if I really wanted a legit massage and my go-to Asian hottie is too busy. But we are all big boys and like to be spoiled and treated like a man is suppose to be treated. That means a table shower, good massage, an attractive spinner, and a strong and powerful climax by skilled hands or mouth. Then properly cleaned up and acknowledged as being a good customer. Discreet an private. But I'm with Bassett69. No more Chinese seahags with an attitude and when they are up to it, they use generic baby oil and go all jackrabbit on you. Gee honey, you got train to catch? WTF? No more sitting in the dunce chairs in the lobby. Just when I have the urge to go to a spa, I start thinking of how worthless they are and decide I'm just going keep my money. When I got an afternoon off just go take a drive to Libertyville. Or maybe over to Madison or down to Belvidere. Spend it with someone who knows how to run a business.[/QUOTE]Since it is Sunday, an Amen and shout out to Lefty and Owl for their perseptive messages. I'm all for being fair, but DS, RO and the 13th and college place all have to be owned by the same person and it is a classic bait and switch. Put Asa out there, bring in the Lulu's but once its any fun. Its all hags. And quite honestly Lefty, Lie gives a better massage at MB if I want a cock tease and no HE but a great massage. These three locations suck. My go to right now is Cindi at NM and that is only because Steph keeps cancelling on me everytime I make an appt. I've seen her three times (thanks Owl) out of the 10 appointments I've made. She is obviously in demand. Jasmine is very hot as well if you catch her.

Thanks for all the insight. I know there are unicorns out there, just trying to find a few before I die.

[QUOTE=Basset69; 1888064]Since it is Sunday, an Amen and shout out to Lefty and Owl for their perseptive messages. I'm all for being fair, but DS, RO and the 13th and college place all have to be owned by the same person and it is a classic bait and switch. Put Asa out there, bring in the Lulu's but once its any fun. Its all hags. And quite honestly Lefty, Lie gives a better massage at MB if I want a cock tease and no HE but a great massage. These three locations suck. My go to right now is Cindi at NM and that is only because Steph keeps cancelling on me everytime I make an appt. I've seen her three times (thanks Owl) out of the 10 appointments I've made. She is obviously in demand. Jasmine is very hot as well if you catch her.

Thanks for all the insight. I know there are unicorns out there, just trying to find a few before I die.[/QUOTE]Me, you and Owl, we've been to them all and experienced just about every kind service out there. We all have our own likes and dislikes. Me, I'm a lover of mature Asian spinners who are not controlled by the human traffickers. Others like those chubby girls who work out of their house or have a discreet location. Some guys never grow up and get beyond the Massage Envys or shopping mall spas. Fear of the unknown and lack of funds probably keeps them from taking the plunge. Others keep going to the Chinese spas run by the human traffickers playing roulette on the service they get. Some times I do like to take a trip to the tantra goddess sex coaches.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;1886426]Am I high, or did Nina have reviews on another site last week that are gone this week?[/QUOTE]I'm sure she did. I don't remember many of them being very glowing so my guess is she somehow learned they were out there and asked to have them deleted.