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[QUOTE=Fatboy Riderky;1099110]I toftt Monday since this place is now under new management or ownership. Met with Michelle or Melissa short chunky blonde with very nice rack. Avoid this unless you are down for the upsell. House =.50 for 1/2 hr. 75 hr. Upsell FS=$$ BJ=$. Crazy.[/QUOTE]

I've seen Melissa before, never got the upsell, but I will go back to my previous post that she put gloves on for the HS and no no topless, but I think her place is called simply relaxed, where is total relaxation at? With so many i get them all confused! PM if you'd like

[QUOTE=Coloice;1099122]I've seen Melissa before, never got the upsell, but I will go back to my previous post that she put gloves on for the HS and no no topless, but I think her place is called simply relaxed, where is total relaxation at? With so many i get them all confused! PM if you'd like[/QUOTE]Off of fern valley Road near old shep.

I've visited them 4 times over the past year and a half. Melissa was always weary when she does a massage until she remembers you. Then the menu is limited. The other pettie one well the menu just a little bigger. Never had gloves used and my own opinion YMMV with who you are too. I will be going back to see the pettie one.

[QUOTE=Fatboy Riderky;1099110]I toftt Monday since this place is now under new management or ownership. Met with Michelle or Melissa short chunky blonde with very nice rack. Avoid this unless you are down for the upsell. House =.50 for 1/2 hr. 75 hr. Upsell FS=$$ BJ=$. Crazy.[/QUOTE]

I would like to know who provides the best service for the price and what is the average price? Who in your opinion is the best? PM with intel. I will report this week with my new found releases!

Thanks LS

[QUOTE=Greywolf123;1099291]I've visited them 4 times over the past year and a half. Melissa was always weary when she does a massage until she remembers you. Then the menu is limited. The other pettie one well the menu just a little bigger. Never had gloves used and my own opinion YMMV with who you are too. I will be going back to see the pettie one.[/QUOTE]This is not the Melissa on Lyndon. This one is on Fern Valley Road and Old Shep intr. Her name may have been Michelle. I am not very good with names. She has an ad on BP today in the body rubs section.

[QUOTE=Fatboy Riderky;1099660]This is not the Melissa on Lyndon. This one is on Fern Valley Road and Old Shep intr. Her name may have been Michelle. I am not very good with names. She has an ad on BP today in the body rubs section.[/QUOTE]The gloves still crack me up. She sounds more suited for a profession that asks the question,"Would you like fries with that?"

Or a different direction, more 'centric to the biz: "Now you will know the meaning of the word pain.. little man". *whip crack*

I don't know WHAT I ate today, but my mind has been coming up with the craziest images as a result. :p

Enjoy!

Half-Loopy Jay

[QUOTE=Jake 4119;1099693]The gloves still crack me up. She sounds more suited for a profession that asks the question,"Would you like fries with that?"[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ky Guy 123; 1099786]Or a different direction, more 'centric to the biz: "Now you will know the meaning of the word pain. Little man". *whip crack*

I don't know WHAT I ate today, but my mind has been coming up with the craziest images as a result. .

Enjoy!

Half-Loopy Jay[/QUOTE]Jake the good thing is, she didn't as me to bend over and say AH! Although, thinking about it, that might not have been a bad idea. HAHA

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Has anyone seen her lately? Good? Bad? I am inclined to try her tomorrow, but don't want to wast the $ is she is out of it.

[QUOTE=Coloice;1099819]Jake the good thing is, she didn't as me to bend over and say AH! Although, thinking about it, that might not have been a bad idea. HAHA[/QUOTE]Well, if there is a yearly award for the most amusing service option, Melissa wins hands down.

I've never seen her myself, but I've kept track of her ads since she started posting. These latest pics she looks just about the healthiest that I've EVER seen her, so in my opinion that's a very, very good thing. If it were me... based off the previous decent-to-good reports and that she looks like she might be off the sauce from the pics... I'd test the waters and see what is swimming, as it were. ;)

Hope it works out for ya.

Jay

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Has anyone seen her lately? Good? Bad? I am inclined to try her tomorrow, but don't want to wast the $ is she is out of it. [/QUOTE]

Guess it must be the crazy sauce I had on my pizza earlier, but this comment train reminded me of a stop-over in Frankfurt, Germany many, many moons ago. I had plenty of time to kill as my deployment wasn't for a few more days, so I went into the city proper to one of the 'Hot Hotels' (former hotels that had been turned into legal brothels by the city). There was a scaryish guy in the lobby/entranceway with a giant dog that looked like he wanted to eat my spleen, and past that were the stairs up. Six floors total, with the first floor being the drop dead gorgeous model types (expensive), second floor being hotties (25% less $ than first floor), third floor the decently cute/more cost effective lasses, fourth floor were the rode hard types, 5th floor were the 'oddities' (little people, BBBBW, trannies, missing limbs, etc.), and the sixth floor was the fetish floor with dungeons, infant rooms, and ALL sortsa stuff like that. 90% of the rooms were 'working', with of course some being utilized. Anyway.. as a young American lad with nary an idea of such a place even existing.. I walked every floor, and nodded hello to every lass I came across. I'll never forget that one dungeoun room lass at the end of the hallway on the sixth floor. She was decked out in head to toe PVC/latex gear, and was snapping her gloves against her skin.. loudly.. trying to get attention, thinking I was going to partake of her services. I smiled at her and politely motioned that I wasn't a client for her.. but that snapping sound followed me the whooooole way back to the stairs. Was an exhilarating visit.. believe me. Oh, and for those that were wondering where I DID end up? I was looking at a year long stint in the desert... so I opted to go hit the first floor and find a Playmate of the year contender (or two) to give me something to recall during the long months in the trenches as it were. ;)

Anyway... gloves being used=snapping dungeon lass to me. Go figure.

We now return you to your normally scheduled broadcast channel. G'night!

Jay

[QUOTE=Jake 4119;1099859]Well, if there is a yearly award for the most amusing service option, Melissa wins hands down.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ky Guy 123; 1099963]Guess it must be the crazy sauce I had on my pizza earlier, but this comment train reminded me of a stop-over in Frankfurt, Germany many, many moons ago. I had plenty of time to kill as my deployment wasn't for a few more days, so I went into the city proper to one of the 'Hot Hotels' (former hotels that had been turned into legal brothels by the city). There was a scaryish guy in the lobby / entranceway with a giant dog that looked like he wanted to eat my spleen, and past that were the stairs up. Six floors total, with the first floor being the drop dead gorgeous model types (expensive) , second floor being hotties (25% less $ than first floor) , third floor the decently cute / more cost effective lasses, fourth floor were the rode hard types. 5th floor were the 'oddities' (little people, BBBBW, trannies, missing limbs, etc.) , and the sixth floor was the fetish floor with dungeons, infant rooms, and ALL sortsa stuff like that. 90% of the rooms were 'working', with of course some being utilized. Anyway. As a young American lad with nary an idea of such a place even existing. I walked every floor, and nodded Hello, to every lass I came across. I'll never forget that one dungeoun room lass at the end of the hallway on the sixth floor. She was decked out in head to toe PVC / latex gear, and was snapping her gloves against her skin. Loudly. Trying to get attention, thinking I was going to partake of her services. I smiled at her and politely motioned that I wasn't a client for her. But that snapping sound followed me the whooooole way back to the stairs. Was an exhilarating visit. Believe me. Oh, and for those that were wondering where I DID end up? I was looking at a year long stint in the desert. So I opted to go hit the first floor and find a Playmate of the year contender (or two) to give me something to recall during the long months in the trenches as it were. .

Anyway. Gloves being used=snapping dungeon lass to me. Go figure.

We now return you to your normally scheduled broadcast channel. G'night!

Jay[/QUOTE]Love it. Hilarious. I'm thinking Melissa isn't going that route.

I had a really nice massage from her years ago. Just a massage, nothing else. She was pleasant and the massage was good. The thing is she's pretty much advertising and working in the 'adult' sections so more is required. I think if she's just get naked and actually have fun getting guys off, even just by hand, she'd do great. I think she's old enough to be over 'shy. '

5th floor were the 'oddities' (little people, BBBBW, trannies, missing limbs, etc.)

Speeking of missing limbs. Look at the second pic.

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Sorry it took me so long to get on here and drop a report. About a month ago, I saw Lilly. Nice incall location in an second floor office. Took the 'topless' option and wasn't disappointed. Great great set of soft naturals, big too. Ended with a nice tease of a handshake. Would recommend and I'll probably repeat if I run out of new people to try.