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[QUOTE=Xxofe;2319467]I have been told by more than one attendant at ERS that the normal number is more like 6+ so at an average wage of 50 plus 25 tip. With say a 48 week year that works out to just a little over 60 k. Not bad since I'm pretty sure they aren't paying taxes on much if any of their tips. According to Danielle, and way back in the day Jenny, the most popular girls on the busiest days go from appointment to appointment getting as many as 8 or 9 in a 10 hour day. More than once I have had a scheduled appointment only to find out that she was not quite out of session. But even at 3/ pay that works out to 32 k for a part time job, not to bad.[/QUOTE]Can you imagine if the government legalized this and collected taxes from all the providers, parlors and transactions? It seems so simple. And the tax revenue would go a LONG way toward alleviating the financial problems our towns and great state are having. Nobody thought pot would ever be legalized. Now most people think it will be legal in every state in 10 years. Who thinks our hobby is next?

[QUOTE=VictorBishop;2062076]Does anyone know Nancy's age?[/QUOTE]Nancy is 48 and looks great in the dark. She has a pitted face pock face witch is very clear to see in natural light.

I'm surprised one of the many crooked IL politicians have not figured this out.

[QUOTE=Gigarange;2332458]Can you imagine if the government legalized this and collected taxes from all the providers, parlors and transactions? It seems so simple. And the tax revenue would go a LONG way toward alleviating the financial problems our towns and great state are having. Nobody thought pot would ever be legalized. Now most people think it will be legal in every state in 10 years. Who thinks our hobby is next?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gigarange;2332458]Can you imagine if the government legalized this and collected taxes from all the providers, parlors and transactions? It seems so simple. And the tax revenue would go a LONG way toward alleviating the financial problems our towns and great state are having. Nobody thought pot would ever be legalized. Now most people think it will be legal in every state in 10 years. Who thinks our hobby is next?[/QUOTE]Totally agree. It would not only add revenue from the mongers who live in the state it would also generate a lot from neighboring states. If they had red light districts it would help with more tourists, business travelers, etc. Coming here spending money. In addition to spending on the women, it would also help increase revenue for hotels, restaurants, casinos etc. It would be a big boom to the local economy. Just have to make sure to keep it safe- both crime wise and medically for the gals and guys- as well as keep it away from kids. Much better than those freakin' red light cameras anyway.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2335813]Totally agree. It would not only add revenue from the mongers who live in the state it would also generate a lot from neighboring states. If they had red light districts it would help with more tourists, business travelers, etc. Coming here spending money. In addition to spending on the women, it would also help increase revenue for hotels, restaurants, casinos etc. It would be a big boom to the local economy. Just have to make sure to keep it safe- both crime wise and medically for the gals and guys- as well as keep it away from kids. Much better than those freakin' red light cameras anyway.[/QUOTE]And the prices will skyrocket. There was a lot of conversation just recently about the price increases at ERS. How about 500 for a BJ. Or 800 for FS. That's the going rate at the bunny ranch. I know they are higher than anywhere else, but as soon as you start legitimizing this and taxing it the prices will go up. First of all, any taxes put on the business will be past on to customers. Then as the businesses attract more people the prices will increase with the demand. Then there is the added cost of licensing and health exams, etc.

The only way out would be a nation wide law, which will never pass. Or if it did it wouldn't look any thing like it should as every bit of social concern gets it's way. I can see a licensing bureau and a year long wait list while every worker gets checked out by uncle Sam to make sure she meets a long list of criteria.

Keep them out of our business I say.

[QUOTE=Xxofe;2335976]And the prices will skyrocket. There was a lot of conversation just recently about the price increases at ERS. How about 500 for a BJ. Or 800 for FS. That's the going rate at the bunny ranch. I know they are higher than anywhere else, but as soon as you start legitimizing this and taxing it the prices will go up. First of all, any taxes put on the business will be past on to customers. Then as the businesses attract more people the prices will increase with the demand. Then there is the added cost of licensing and health exams, etc.

The only way out would be a nation wide law, which will never pass. Or if it did it wouldn't look any thing like it should as every bit of social concern gets it's way. I can see a licensing bureau and a year long wait list while every worker gets checked out by uncle Sam to make sure she meets a long list of criteria.

Keep them out of our business I say.[/QUOTE]That's actually a real good point XXofe. After I posted it- I started thinking that could happen. And with the way politicians spend money like water- those rates would really increase which would bite. I guess both ways have their drawbacks. It would be cool to walk around the red light district like Amsterdam though.

[QUOTE=Xxofe;2335976]And the prices will skyrocket. There was a lot of conversation just recently about the price increases at ERS. How about 500 for a BJ. Or 800 for FS. That's the going rate at the bunny ranch. I know they are higher than anywhere else, but as soon as you start legitimizing this and taxing it the prices will go up. First of all, any taxes put on the business will be past on to customers. Then as the businesses attract more people the prices will increase with the demand. Then there is the added cost of licensing and health exams, etc.

The only way out would be a nation wide law, which will never pass. Or if it did it wouldn't look any thing like it should as every bit of social concern gets it's way. I can see a licensing bureau and a year long wait list while every worker gets checked out by uncle Sam to make sure she meets a long list of criteria.

Keep them out of our business I say.[/QUOTE]I would think that if it becomes ligitimate, there will be more providers who would want to facilitate that are currently drawn back. Also, the demand might increase too now that it has become ligit.

Also, the "infrastructure" they need to build to find if individual is a ligit monger or LEO will also be gone bringing the cost down.

So in my opinion, the cost will be driven by supply and demand. It is difficult to predict that it will only go up without having real stats on how many new providers will pop up compared to mongers.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2336916] It would be cool to walk around the red light district like Amsterdam though.[/QUOTE]I like the Canadian system, where it's not illegal for a single person to provide services to another without hassle. At least there you know the lady is there because she wants to be in the business, and not supporting a drug habit, or something worse.

It's bad enough that the house usually takes 50% or more, if the gov is involved they're going to get their 28% which I will pay, and maybe even some sort of sales tax. So my friendly hand shake goes from 120 to 200+ and the girl still only gets about 60.

And then they unionize. And you won't get the young hottie any more, you have to go with the old hag because she has seniority.

Price probably will go up depending on what the local markets will bear. For Belvidere not too much.

[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2330309]I think I am getting names mixed up.

Is laura the younger, super fit, blonde girl that works mainly weekends?

I saw a girl who was, for my tastes, the prettiest I have seen. Pretty sure name was laura.[/QUOTE]Yeah, Laura is who I was thinking of. She actually has darker hair with blonder ends. Great massage as usual.

[QUOTE=Modena006;2337295]Price probably will go up depending on what the local markets will bear. For Belvidere not too much.[/QUOTE]Hence pricing elasticity. The greater the demand the more we are willing to pay. We have subs for service available however with the heat We can Inadvertently thank LEO for this. What they obviously don't understand is that they are creating a larger demand which can lead to bigger problems not only for our pocket books but the community too. What else should we expect when the trough jumps ditch to ditch only seeing black and white. No thinking involved simply knee jerk reactions with no thought to long term effects, such idiots. They are the ones helping drive the prices and we are the ones willing to pay.

I went to ERS to see Nancy today. It seemed like the increase didn't effect business because it was really busy when I was there. To all of those complaining, just pay. The best service is actually at ERS. CLV, the Asian spas just suck. 10 bucks. Not that important.

[QUOTE=Ohyou812;2340458]I went to ERS to see Nancy today. It seemed like the increase didn't effect business because it was really busy when I was there. To all of those complaining, just pay. The best service is actually at ERS. CLV, the Asian spas just suck. 10 bucks. Not that important.[/QUOTE]I would not be quick to write-off CLV. I would agree that you can't go wrong with any girl at ERS. I would say though that Sophia at CLV is special, best hand skills I have ever experienced. She can bring you right up to the edge and then bring you back down, and will do it as long as you can stand it. I also like that curvy, MILF look she has going. I also like Jenna too, but that is it for CLV. You are right though, ERS is good across the board, I have never had a bad experience at ERS.

Pn9.

[QUOTE=Ohyou812;2340458]I went to ERS to see Nancy today. It seemed like the increase didn't effect business because it was really busy when I was there. To all of those complaining, just pay. The best service is actually at ERS. CLV, the Asian spas just suck. 10 bucks. Not that important.[/QUOTE]Just reduce your tip by 10.

Stopped in CLV and saw my favorite there, Jennah. She is an Italian MILF and curvy. Great massage and conversation. She is a rare one because she loves her job. Also enjoy Sophia there. Also noticed that Angela ex ERS was now working at CLV.