Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=Lanikai1]Here are my descriptions of the LH gals.

Choi: Round face, 5'-5", big tits. Does CFS in the karaoke room and recently allowed BBJCIM, DFK too.

Kyong: Kinda hapa looking Korean. Long face, long hair. Will service you in the Kitchen office. Allows BBJCIM. Likes Doggy. CFS and DFK.

Sunny: Short, cute with a sharper nose for a korean gal. Kinda like a very poor man's korean Sharon Stone. My fav. Allows BBJCIM too. Swallowed one time too. CFS and DFK. Allowed BBFS once.

Penny: Short and stocky. Short, boyish haircut. CFS.

My ratings? Sunny #1, Kyong #2, Choi #3, and Penny #4. Never tried any other LH gals there.

Hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

Here's my problem at LH. Started going there off and on for about 2 years. First time sat with Choi but she never made a move. 2 drinks and all I get is a free kalbi. I've made suggestions but nothing. I don't know how you guys like Lani can taste them all since every time I go back I get captured by Choi and its 2 drinks and free steak. How do the girls take you folks trying the buffet.

Sup sup fellas!

Well Im all drunk first and foremost. Had a great weekend of football and tonights Thursday night contest between SF/SEA. So pay day is coming up. What am I going to do with all that money? Eat some KALBI at LH? LOL. J/K Ten Batsu.

I been holding out on you guys. Its so "not this forum", and yeah Ive read posts about "mentioning location w/o girl's name and such" but Im not married nor have kids nor have a GF (anymore.) So yes, Id like to impregnate this Korean woman who I think I have a connection with. If she is like the rest of the Korean population in bars then I give up. Then for real, Ill eat more than KALBI at LH baby. HAHA. Maybe Ill muster up some c-c-c-ourage and go DT and approach some REAL girls on FOOT. That takes some guts. I work in the DT area I dont want to get arrested for soliciting prostitution.

In fact I went to LH early on my day off couple days ago. They were CLOSED. Sign on the door said, "Come in, we're open." No they werent. Even tried calling the # to LH, no deals. Leaving my 2nd fav KB, for some ungodly reason, I called up LH again, but like at midnight that night on my day off. All REEEP, I tell the woman who answered, "what time you guys open." She said, 2am! I said, NO, I said what time you guys OPEN not CLOSE. She said oh, 12pm. Shit, whatevers. Then for kicks, I said: "Is KYONG working?" She said, yeah, whos this? CLICK. haha. I miss my Blendy! :D

As it is, Im going to buy my (current) ATF (the one Im supposedly in love with) a drink tomorrow night. I promised her. I want a REAL GF, not a GFE. And you know what? If shes like the rest, when I die, I want to be re-incarnated as a Korean Broad. Man Id be rich, cuz they all rich. hehe. Until my next report, monger on, be happy, stay safe, AUUUU-RITE!

Blue Balls Hinode :cool:

P.S. After reading Ten Batsu's report Im not so sure the PENNY I seen wasnt SUNNY? Bah I dunno already. I just know that Blendy got LIGHT BROWN shoulder length hair and KIM got CURLY BLACK shoulder length hair and they both took care of me really well.

Went to a party and got wasted. I guess I was feeling horny but out of stupidity I went to LH. Blendy greeted me, sat me down, but she had another customer first. Like I said in previous posts, at least they take care of me, like how Tomato did at Ace. Blendy gave me 2 cups of ice water trying to sober me up, but the damage had already been done. Told me wait 10 minutes, and she'll come get me.

Took me to service kitchen room, I told her I thought we were going to have sex the last time you told me. She pulls down her panties and shows me her pad. She was bleeding. UGH. I nearly tossed my cookies. Tried giving me BBBJ but my head was reeling so badly from alcohol, I couldnt cum. I told Blendy dont worry about the money, its OK. She took me out the side but I came back in for some reason. Sat down in 1 of the booths Blendy greeted me again but just sat and talked with me. Felt me up, noticed I got hard again but really really I think sex would have been the only way I could have gotten off; I couldnt concentrate.

The best thing of the night was I got to see SUNNY! I think. I asked Blendy if that was Sunny, and she said, "How you know her name? You never see her before!" Oh shit. I said oh my friend told me. She said, "whos your friend?" I said no worry about his name. Luckily she dropped the subject. But if that _is_ Sunny oh my oh my oh my. I thought Blendy/Kyong and Choi/Kim/Tammy were the best looking ones there, but Sunny is CUTE!!! I didnt have any money; I wish I did; of course, I prob woulda gotten into more trouble because Blendy was taking care of me.

Ill make it up to myself the next time I go to LH, DEAD SOBER. I gotta stop doing this. I run more of a risk getting a DUI than an STD.

Drunken stupor Hinode :(

Dammit,now I really gotta go LH ! But,gotta be after Christmas. All my "play money" is tied up in buying presents. Sucks,but sounds like things are looking up after I read Hinode's report about seeing Sunny.

Sunny is becoming a legend. Like a black rhino or cali condor or something...

Anyone have some quality recommendations besides LH? Been there, done that, and am looking to try something new. I've stopped by Vegas II (since its close to LH) but nothing good there. Its either that or hitting an AMP for me but diversity is the spice of life after all.

Went last week past 10:00 pm i think and sat the bar and palyed the vido game and tried to check out all the players. I think Choi left already. I think i know who Kyong is. Well Sunny come to me and says so you busy and said no, so off we go to the room. Sunny is sweet and takes care of you. Did FS and it was sweet. $ and two drinks. This is the second time I went and she was not busy. I think she said she is off on Tuesdays or when she over drinks the night before. Well take care and hope that you can hook up. Stay safe.

Is Mia still the mama of LH?

Gonna have to call her to find out if there's any new faces-don't want to go to a place where I always sit with the same girl-you know some of the sharks like fresh meat.

And just an observation-my friends and I went to Romantei, the bar where NEw Office used to be, New Business and the bar next to it, and it seems that the quality has gone down and there was not much "action" happening. Of course we were already drunk and high so that what it seemed to us, but Club Asia, I think that's the name-the bar on the Ewa end, Mauka-side of the parking lot was packed.

Gonna have to make a solo a trip through Kalihi this weekend. Not planning on going to LH unless Mia tells me there's new faces. Gotta go check the other "new" places.

Sup Mongers,

Went to LH for a little redemption from my last drunken adventure. Everybody was there tonight. But then I saw SUNNY. Kyong, Choi, and Sunny all hit me up for drinks. Which was fine by me, I havent lost in 1 month NOW!!! ;)

Paid $ for Sunny to go into Karaoke room. BBBJ > covered CG > doggy > mish. She is not tight like Kyong/Choi. But those damn DSL. Someone posted that before long ago I think. Gives above average BJ. Kyong still #1 IMHO.

Nice conquor. Everything is so "near perfect" about Sunny cept her "looseness." If wasnt for that, she would be TOP NOTCH in my book. Happy holidays brothers!!!! MUHAHAHA. :D

Hinode's flawless December :cool:

Went early yesterday,must have gotten there at around 7:30. Walk in sit at the bar and order my drink. Couple of seconds later Kyong comes and says Merry Christmas,Happy New Year. Then she tells me,lets go in the back and fuck.Tell her I just got in and maybe later on. She then starts giving me attitude,tells me she busy(even though she was sitting in the booth and watching TV) and why I wasting her time. Tell her if she has a customer and is busy to go back to him. So she leaves and sits back in the booth and just eyes me out the whole night. Was dissappointed that I didn't see Sunny. That was the whole point in going last night. Whats the best time to catch her anyway ? This is getting to be very fustrating.

Stopped by after a dismal time at Asia. Figured if Sunny was in, that would make up for it. No such luck, walk in and see Kyong and Wendy. Didn't want to see any of them so tried to exit using the back exit. Fricken door is locked,so gotta go back the other way. Wendy sees me and asks for a drink,so I buy one for her. The whole time I was sitting by her,she kept telling me if I like sit with Kyong I can go. But I told her I didn't want to, she must've asked me that about 5 times. Told her I was too tired and maybe next time we could go to the back room. She then surprises me by telling me she doesn't do that and has never been in the room! What a trip,the last time I sat with her she asked me if I wanted to go. She then goes on to tell me what a nice guy I am and how come I no more girlfriend yet. Then wishes me a happy new year and tells me shes going home. What a shitty way to end the year.

Ha. The last time I went into the back with Wendy, she had a mouth full. She ain't the best looking there and has to accomodate in order to make money.

[QUOTE=tsboy69]Ha. The last time I went into the back with Wendy, she had a mouth full. She ain't the best looking there and has to accomodate in order to make money.[/QUOTE]
I dunno what the fuck is up with her. The last couple of times I sat with her she acted like a full on player. Telling me how she masturbates,giving me HJ and taking out her boobs. She told me the majority of the time she leaves early,because no more customers or slow.I agree that she ain't the best looking one in there,but the majority of them are over the hill and ain't that hot either.

[QUOTE=Hinode]Sup Mongers,

Went to LH for a little redemption from my last drunken adventure. Everybody was there tonight. But then I saw SUNNY. Kyong, Choi, and Sunny all hit me up for drinks. Which was fine by me, I havent lost in 1 month NOW!!! ;)

Paid $ for Sunny to go into Karaoke room. BBBJ > covered CG > doggy > mish. She is not tight like Kyong/Choi. But those damn DSL. Someone posted that before long ago I think. Gives above average BJ. Kyong still #1 IMHO.

Nice conquor. Everything is so "near perfect" about Sunny cept her "looseness." If wasnt for that, she would be TOP NOTCH in my book. Happy holidays brothers!!!! MUHAHAHA. :D

Hinode's flawless December :cool:[/QUOTE]I never had sunny but I thought Tammy I think that is Choi was damn tight.

If Sunny is the more petite korean a LH and never thought she was good looking and I think she has small tits. I think she hit me up a few times but I passed. They are all kinda old at LH but I alway thought tammy was the hottest vs sunny and wendy.

Anyone ever try to get 2 girls in the back at the same time?

Mongers,

I'm kinda drunk. Again. What resolution? Yeah. OK. Anyways. 6 straight weeks of winning football. (Jack, football is only seasonal, OK? Women are all year round!!!)

Stopped by LH for a blue ballz session. Kyong _happily_ greeted me. Took me to kitchen service room. Half and Half, then reverse half and half, BBBJCIM for finish. Total damage, $. Something was wrong though; left LH feeling empty. Think I need some fresh fish other than LH now. Might try an AMP again. Saw Sunny, thought of her loose hole again, then said NAH. I wanna get a BBBJCIM from her one day.

Having said that, I have now had 3 out of 4 aforementioned women at LH. Here is my final rankings:

BBBJ:
Sunny: 9
Kyong: 11
Choi: 3

FS:
Sunny: 7
Kyong: 9
Choi: 10

ATTITUDE:
Sunny: 9
Kyong: 9
Choi: 9

LOOKS:
Sunny: 10
Kyong: 9
Choi: 9

*I have never had Penny. I wouldnt touch Wendy with _YOUR_ dick. No way in hell.

The next conquor will be "my girl" in DT. One of these days. Football is over in 4 weeks to be exact. Happy? I sure as hell aint!

Laughing-all-the-way-to-the-bank (and LH) Hinode :cool:

[QUOTE=Hinode]Mongers,

I'm kinda drunk. Again. What resolution? Yeah. OK. Anyways. 6 straight weeks of winning football. (Jack, football is only seasonal, OK? Women are all year round!!!)

Stopped by LH for a blue ballz session. Kyong _happily_ greeted me. Took me to kitchen service room. Half and Half, then reverse half and half, BBBJCIM for finish. Total damage, $. Something was wrong though; left LH feeling empty. Think I need some fresh fish other than LH now. Might try an AMP again. Saw Sunny, thought of her loose hole again, then said NAH. I wanna get a BBBJCIM from her one day.

Having said that, I have now had 3 out of 4 aforementioned women at LH. Here is my final rankings:

BBBJ:
Sunny: 9
Kyong: 11
Choi: 3

FS:
Sunny: 7
Kyong: 9
Choi: 10

ATTITUDE:
Sunny: 9
Kyong: 9
Choi: 9

LOOKS:
Sunny: 10
Kyong: 9
Choi: 9

*I have never had Penny. I wouldnt touch Wendy with _YOUR_ dick. No way in hell.

The next conquor will be "my girl" in DT. One of these days. Football is over in 4 weeks to be exact. Happy? I sure as hell aint!

Laughing-all-the-way-to-the-bank (and LH) Hinode :cool:[/QUOTE]
I love football,but this is the wrong place to talk about it. I ain't trying to start any beefs,but this is a forum for the discussion of SEX related topics. I'm glad you won so much money. P.S. You gave Kyong and Choi a 9 for looks? The most I would give them is a 6! peace JM