EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Kellster;2791341]Xabi,

Since you don't have pm I'll post my message here. My back was killing me- I tried calling one of your recommendations- in Northlake, but she never returned my call. Not sure why- maybe she was busy or out of town. Not a big deal- saw someone else. Thought I'd let you know.[/QUOTE]Hi Kellster, I just checked and still see her ads up in craigslist posted 2 days ago. Not sure why you didn't get a response but she is still in business. Try a text to set up appointment. Keep the request clean. Xabi.

[QUOTE=Samsam81;2791306]Hi guys,

It's my first time in Chicago and would appreciate if you could suggest good EMP options in downtown Chicago. Thanks![/QUOTE]Call and ask. What are you looking for? I'll give you a recommendation. But as others said, most may be found here already. Do you mean the loop?

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;2791728]Call and ask. What are you looking for? I'll give you a recommendation. But as others said, most may be found here already. Do you mean the loop?[/QUOTE]Yes, the loop or immediately near the loop. I would greatly appreciate your advice! You can PM me too (if the PM works, have had some probs with it).

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;2791728]Call and ask. What are you looking for? I'll give you a recommendation. But as others said, most may be found here already. Do you mean the loop?[/QUOTE]HJ, not more in a clean establishment. The loop or near the loop. Thanks.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2791685]Hi Kellster, I just checked and still see her ads up in craigslist posted 2 days ago. Not sure why you didn't get a response but she is still in business. Try a text to set up appointment. Keep the request clean. Xabi.[/QUOTE]Yeah I always do. Like I said my back was hurting me so I called her because of your recommendation that she gives a quality massage. I'll try scheduling with her again next time I need one.

[QUOTE=SamSam81;2791786]HJ, not more in a clean establishment. The loop or near the loop. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Best jerk off joint in the loop is located at 121 N. LaSalle, Suite 507. No need to call ahead, there is always talent there (daytime hours) to service you well.

LOL. This place must be in the same vicinity of Cook County Court for marriages.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2792831]Best jerk off joint in the loop is located at 121 N. LaSalle, Suite 507. No need to call ahead, there is always talent there (daytime hours) to service you well.[/QUOTE]

So this was a joke?

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2792873]LOL. This place must be in the same vicinity of Cook County Court for marriages.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2792873]LOL. This place must be in the same vicinity of Cook County Court for marriages.[/QUOTE]THe Cook County Marriage License facility is on 50 W Washington.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2793384]THe Cook County Marriage License facility is on 50 W Washington.[/QUOTE]Given that this is the EMP board, perhaps the office for immigration and naturalization would be more appropriate. ;)

BTW, what's with "members" who've never posted more than once or twice asking for juicy recommendations. C'mon guys, TOFTT a little and report back.

I've been seeing Inga on a regular basis for massage. She'll do firm Swedish, is reasonably slender and attractive, and the tease before we finish is excellent. She took care of me nicely on my first visit. On my second, she allowed me to sit up, for some face-to-face time. She didn't allow topless, but with some mild roaming it was hot. I wasn't the only one who needed to wipe off a little bit of the evidence.

I'm not expecting full FS at an EMP. Each visit, I paid .75 plus .6 total. I'll admit that I didn't tip a kings ransom, but I've noticed that we've gone back to me simply laying back on the table, with no roaming on top. The finale is still very nicely handled and she takes very good direction. Her technique is handy and has evolved to my liking. Maybe I simply caught her on a good day during my initial follow-up. I'm not trying to be cheap. I just can't see tipping more than 60 for a HJ, unless Russian or topless was involved. Has anyone gone further with her..?

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2797076]I've been seeing Inga on a regular basis for massage. She'll do firm Swedish, is reasonably slender and attractive, and the tease before we finish is excellent. She took care of me nicely on my first visit. On my second, she allowed me to sit up, for some face-to-face time. She didn't allow topless, but with some mild roaming it was hot. I wasn't the only one who needed to wipe off a little bit of the evidence.

I'm not expecting full FS at an EMP. Each visit, I paid .75 plus .6 total. I'll admit that I didn't tip a kings ransom, but I've noticed that we've gone back to me simply laying back on the table, with no roaming on top. The finale is still very nicely handled and she takes very good direction. Her technique is handy and has evolved to my liking. Maybe I simply caught her on a good day during my initial follow-up. I'm not trying to be cheap. I just can't see tipping more than 60 for a HJ, unless Russian or topless was involved. Has anyone gone further with her..?[/QUOTE]No. I've been trying for a long time she always refuses. But the quality of the massage as well as the he keep me going back for more. If you desire less clothing on top try Nata.

Haven't seen her, but have visited Nada several times. She's willing to pull those huge things out if you ask nicely. I've always tipped her. 4 which seemed to please her. . 6 sounds a little on the high side.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;2801841]Haven't seen her, but have visited Nada several times. She's willing to pull those huge things out if you ask nicely. I've always tipped her. 4 which seemed to please her. . 6 sounds a little on the high side.[/QUOTE]You made me chuckle. I remember seeing her back when she Natalie at Accurate in Skokie. This was almost 15 years ago. She was a solid D-cup. Allowed some great face-to-face time with an implied Russian finish. She's still a very nice woman to this day, but she has gained a lot of weight and could feed many, many starving Europeans with that set of hers.

Saw a new girl at Olga's her name is Maya. Tall blonde. I think Polish. Very sweet. Nice HE. One problem, paid for an hour got only thirty minutes. Tipped 40 was asked " that's it?" Again very sweet girl during massage and has decent skills. She has the ability to do deep tissue. So that's the info. Hope it helps.

The Rider.