The Rat Trap

1. I ask Chriss what he would do on a bus full of gay men. He say: 'I would get off'.

2. People are against gay marriage for Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt}. They don't want them to breed.

3. Chriss say men like his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} who rub him the wrong way, come to a sticky ending.

4. Chriss say he agree with a healthier America but he against the goverments stand on 4 fruits a day. Chriss say he worn hisself out trolling all the gay bars, and on top of that his ass is shot to shit.

5. Chriss boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} did a brave thing yesterday and finally admit they gay. They ask Chriss: 'Do you fancy playing badminton tonight?

6. Why are all the gay bars that Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} go to open so late? Who going to tell them gay boys to come home on time!

7. I ask Chriss why AIDS is like a 'Sex in the City' joke? He say because only gays like him seem to get it.

8. On his visit to London Chriss was to be knighted by the Queen. The day before they call him in to practice. Chriss say he don't need no practice. He say this is not the first time he been on his knees in front of a queen.

9. Gays like Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are flat out bad at math. No matter how hard they try they just can't multiply.

10. Chriss is starting to worry his dog is gay. He found him watching Brokeback Mountain with his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt}.

11. Chris and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are like gay goats. They can't stop butting each other.

12. When Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunte and BlowMyMt} get married it will be the little differences that will stand out in there gay wedding. The rings will go around they pinky fingers.

13. How do you make gay Chriss fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy.

14. You can say what you like about gay people like Chriss, but they sure bend over and take it!

15. Chriss use to hate it when his sister would catch him in her room. Fucking her boyfriend.

16. Chriss gone to the doctor with discomfort in his ass. The doctor bend him over and say it look like Chriss have a bunch of flowers stuck up his ass. Chris say: 'don't just stand there doctor, read the card'.

17. Chriss proposed to his boyfriend {BlowMyMt} last night. It was good to see him on one knee instead of two.

18. Chriss say he always thought his STEPdaddy was a cocksucker. But he say that okay because he make his daddy happy.

19. They say you can judge a man by the way he shake you hand. Chriss say he can judge a man by how he shake Chriss penis.

20. Chriss say he want to chose burial over cremation. He want to spend eternity in a deep brown hole.

21. Chriss say he would have come out of the closet much sooner except he found that there was another man in there with him.

Again as usual Chriss won't respond. He no he met his match and can't handle ol George. What a putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot ol Chriss is!

Lmfao!

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

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LOL.

TrailHunter.

I often wondered about pricing and values in this hobby. Back in the day (pre Recession) I was guilty of mongering off Eros and paying $300 per hour for top notch South Florida hotties but post Recession I was scoring these same SP's for half or less than half of previous pricing. There are some mongers (Chris 5) who scream at us mongers for paying too much when we hit the $100 mark, Yet I just scanned the reviews on TER and saw a handful of SP's charging $400-$500 per hour AND guys doing reviews on them! I know there are multiple factors involved like geography (A2 laughs at us poor Florida mongers, he has it so cheap) but Orlando has proven to be a GREAT market for mongering. These SP's come from far and wide to hit up the tourists and the conventioneers. Us locals get the benefits of a huge supply so we have somewhat of an advantage in the marketplace. I find that if you can do a daytime visit, all your competing mongers are busy. I have found the best strategy to somewhat undermine this high pricing. First visit I pay the asking rate. I am then able to see if this SP is worthy of a return visit or two (even the visiting ones return here often throughout the year) and I negotiate a new rate after the session good for "return / regular customers". Wondering if any other mongers have a better strategy (short of cruising OBT and doing car dates) for getting prices down. Play Safe. AncientOne.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2846013] I have found the best strategy to somewhat undermine this high pricing. First visit I pay the asking rate. I am then able to see if this SP is worthy of a return visit or two (even the visiting ones return here often throughout the year) and I negotiate a new rate after the session good for "return / regular customers". Wondering if any other mongers have a better strategy (short of cruising OBT and doing car dates) for getting prices down. Play Safe. AncientOne.[/QUOTE]I started post-recession and was one of the members called out multiple times by C5 for overpaying some providers.

I don't have strategies to getting prices down as I didn't care much for it. But I got a hottie, total 10 on my scale, to add one more item that she strictly does not do onto the menu at no extra charge. Similar to you, I returned to see her 2-3 times at the same price and treated her like a gentleman. And finally, she fulfilled my dream for a full hour. It was heaven can't wait!

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TrailHunter.

Fuck off TH. Why ever time I hit on Chriss, you the one who have to reply?

Guess you be Chriss's little biitch? Or is it just that ol Chriss got his mouth full with your balls and can't speak for hisself?

Which is it Twinkie-Boy? We demand to no this!

Lmfao!

Some people call my jokes lame, but there nothing as lame like your pictures and videos. You an embarrassment to mongers.

You just another putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot like ol Chriss!

Where are you chris? Hopefully you are burning and hell.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2847829]Fuck off TH. Why ever time I hit on Chriss, you the one who have to reply?

Guess you be Chriss's little biitch? Or is it just that ol Chriss got his mouth full with your balls and can't speak for hisself?

Which is it Twinkie-Boy? We demand to no this!

Lmfao!

Some people call my jokes lame, but there nothing as lame like your pictures and videos. You an embarrassment to mongers.

You just another putz-pussy twinkie-boy idiot like ol Chriss![/QUOTE][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS7nqwGt4-I[/URL]

ROTFF!

TrailHunter.

Nice reply HomoHunter. Just another one of your lame videos. You got no game. You a real idiot.

Lmfao!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2848235]Nice reply HomoHunter. Just another one of your lame videos. You got no game. You a real idiot.

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Lololol!

TrailHunter.

These two low life wannabe be PIMPS continue to promote and pimp out this ugly big nose street walker Holly. They are trying to put out that this stank ho is a utr chick. She is nothing more than a Edgewater street walker. These LOSERS are getting free service for there loyal promoting on this board. STUPID Orlando Mongers continue to fall for there TRAP. Prophotog is pure skum! He is mad at me for calling his GAY ass out! His sister sucked my cock and ball's and I made her choke on it before I busted all down her throat! Prophotog has hated me ever since! Jazak is the most disgusting looking monger in Orlando! The girls need at least 20 showers after there done touching his nasty ass!

Pimps Jazak and Prophotog. Two pimps made in hell.

Chris5.

Prostitution and Drug's go hand in hand. Where you find one, you typically will find the OTHER. Been that way probably since the beginning of fucking time. Hobby girl's AKA hookers, escorts, porno star's, utr chicks, sugar daddy chicks or whatever term you want to call chicks that sell there ass and pussy for CASH, ALL use some type of substance. Some are alcoholics like MarinaGfe, some are pure heroin addicts like holly and trailer park Amanda. All girls mentioned on this board and any other pussy board all USE! Whether they abuse alcohol, weed, heroin, cocaine, crack cocaine, oxycoden, Percocet, methadone, Adderoll, X, Flaka, Codeine, and many more that I won't even bother naming. Just because your doctor gave you a legal prescription for pain pills does NOT mean that you are NOT a drug user or addict. Of course you are and that's a fact!

During my day to day job on the streets I deal with prostitutes and John's all day everyday looking for there next fix. I serve professional client's, addicts, hookers, escorts, ex porno star's and regular people everyday. It's nothing to be ashamed of if you are selling your ass and pussy and using drug's. I personally enjoy fucking chicks that are high. A non drug using chick is completely dull and boring! I would NOT want to see or fuck her. Now some of you women say well I don't use drug's and I take my donations to support my kid's and pay for school etc. PART of that may be true but for the most part that is a fucking lie! These 10 year bachelor degree chicks in school use drug's every fucking day! The ones that disagree with me are LIAR. This is a FACT of this hobby. All chick USE! Nothing to be ashamed of ladies. The only chick in the hobby that I never actually saw use ANY type of hard drug's or alcohol is Swags. She was an exception.

Just one man's opinion.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2850315]These two low life wannabe be PIMPS continue to promote and pimp out this ugly big nose street walker Holly. They are trying to put out that this stank ho is a utr chick. She is nothing more than a Edgewater street walker. These LOSERS are getting free service for there loyal promoting on this board. STUPID Orlando Mongers continue to fall for there TRAP. Prophotog is pure skum! He is mad at me for calling his GAY ass out! His sister sucked my cock and ball's and I made her choke on it before I busted all down her throat! Prophotog has hated me ever since! Jazak is the most disgusting looking monger in Orlando! The girls need at least 20 showers after there done touching his nasty ass!

Pimps Jazak and Prophotog. Two pimps made in hell.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Prophoto is good person, leave him be you zoo animal.