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Every once in awhile, as in every few years, I like to splurge and treat myself. The last time I did this was with Anastasia Rose. I popped for a hotel and booked an hour with a young pornstar.

This time, I booked the girl in the link above. She's very young and sweet. She comes across as a ditzy blonde but is super friendly. She could lose a few pounds, but she's not fat and definitely not a BBW. She is super cuddly and soft and provides great service. Her breasts are naturals and her p* is very wet. She did say her menu would open up after a few visits. Since this was my first I was able to get a BBBJ, which was great some LFK, and some clit play. She would not allow 69 yet or fingers inside. The deed was covered and I could not last very long. Maybe 10 minutes at most. The best part was her BBBJ very soft slow and lots of spit. It felt great. As most of us on here go for the cheaper girls on listcrawler, I would like to repeat but I'm not sure at that rate if I will anytime soon. Like I said, I was treating myself. It might be another few years before I do this again. LOL.

Erase are $$$ hhr and $$ hr. These are the same as Jessica [URL]Cypress.com[/URL]. But Jessica's verification process is two invasive. I asked Jessica if she would do a video verification and she wanted to charge me her half hour rate. Her excuse was that she had to get ready for the camera just as if she were getting ready in person. What a b* Anyway Vs verification process was much easier. We did a video call on Instagram and after a few questions we were good to go.

[QUOTE=Crossword101;6219376]So does anyone have a review on Harlee the brunette yet?[/QUOTE]CW101, looks like I missed PL's post mentioning actually seeing Harlee. My bad brothers. I did post a review the following day, Nov 8. Check out post #17775 in this thread. I'm trying to post the link below, but usually doesn't work for me when finally visible. Long story short, while she's nice enough and I would repeat in a pinch at a reduced rate other than what's she's asking, please understand the overall experience. Good luck to any brothers that try her out.

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[QUOTE=CraxBax;6218942]I don't mind some thickness. I am not sure if this is who he speaks of, as I haven't personally hit those Swedish slopes but let me know how it goes LuvDem.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3106220[/URL][/QUOTE]That is her.

[QUOTE=LuvDemSWs;6219281]Sandra is visiting uncle for a week or two. Sad but true. Dylan is available today. For those who have the digits call. Respect her and respect her new home. Roommate is chill and is cute but don't push on her. Digits for only senior mongers if you don't already have them. Now find me my Granny! 😂.[/QUOTE]Crap! I'm in town for one day and I just text her. Is this "the" Sandra you're referring to? The 446 number? I'm so bummed if so.

I'm so used to only seeing Sandra. I was surprised she didn't reply to my text. I then saw a disappointing post here that she might not be around. I'm only here for tonight and tomorrow. Any trustworthy recommendations? No one is like Sandra. But anyone safe is fine with me. As long as they're legit.

[QUOTE=Anon44;6220081]I saw her quite recently. Got her number on here but it seems like she's been posting. I think I saw an earlier review that said she looked like her pictures but she's gained some weight. I agree with that assessment. She's fairly attractive and always looking to please. Donation is a tad higher than usual. I had a good time with her. Not a clock watcher and eager. One thing I did notice was suitcases along with mens stuff over the room. Might be a friend, might be a bf. Only she knows but didn't see anyone or have anyone knock on the door. All in all a good visit. May repeat but I may be taking a liking to AMP's. I'll attach her ad.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/99961862[/URL][/QUOTE]I visited her also. Communication was good and she was easy to set something up with. The session was decent and everything that I wanted to do was available. She looks super cute in those pictures but not quite there in person. She also has gained some weight. I keep looking for a good regular go-to, but I do not think she's going to be the one. She sent me a couple of odd text messages that made me think that she is looking for a captain so if someone is interested in stepping up, I'm sure she is accepting applications.

[QUOTE=CraxBax;6218942]I don't mind some thickness. I am not sure if this is who he speaks of, as I haven't personally hit those Swedish slopes but let me know how it goes LuvDem.

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3106220[/URL][/QUOTE] Those pictures are from about 15 years ago. I think she's the worst in the bay area for using old photos. She's been around a long time and she's heavier than those pictures. She's more of a body rub person with a handy but she also does FS, NOT GFE. Nice tits but not my type otherwise. If you visit, let us know how she looks today.
Others on here have seen her and know those are old pictures.

[QUOTE=TTY954;6220038]There's always nurse patti available for any grandma fetish, she probably the oldest one out there.[/QUOTE]Nurse Patti is nice, but very strange. Usually a rush and never gives what she promises.

[QUOTE=AlexYoung;6220249]That is her.[/QUOTE]She way older, way fatter, way less hot, and way more boring than those photos from 20 years ago.

[QUOTE=Ricarrrdo;6220543]I visited her also. Communication was good and she was easy to set something up with. The session was decent and everything that I wanted to do was available. She looks super cute in those pictures but not quite there in person. She also has gained some weight. I keep looking for a good regular go-to, but I do not think she's going to be the one. She sent me a couple of odd text messages that made me think that she is looking for a captain so if someone is interested in stepping up, I'm sure she is accepting applications.[/QUOTE]I can't speak of performance because I didn't stay. It was more than a little weight gain, it is a lot from those pics she uses to post with. I get it, most pics are not accurate, but at least there's an acceptable grading curve. She was not within that curve. Not to mention, first thing out of her mouth is complaints about her day. Hard pass on looks and attitude.

Met with these two on seperate occasions.

Moonlight.

Heavier than pics, massive tits. Met at small notes on Busch. Heard noises coming from bathroom, I checked and found two children playing in the bathtub. She assured me it would be ok, I bolted. I can't imagine staying in that situation.

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Arielle.

It is her in the pics, she is very tall, like 6'. Sketchy trap house in Sulpher. That may worry some, I've been in worse. There were male roommates in the next room, but they never came out. Judging by the smell and billows of smoke coming from under the door, probably incapable, LOL. Very negotiable on rate, I don't think she'd say no to any reasonable offer. Action takes place on the floor, she says bed makes too much noise. The only reason I did stay was, she wasn't terrible to look at and she made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

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Saw one other over in St Pete, I report over there.

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Every once in awhile, as in every few years, I like to splurge and treat myself. The last time I did this was with Anastasia Rose. I popped for a hotel and booked an hour with a young pornstar.

This time, I booked the girl in the link above. She's very young and sweet. She comes across as a ditzy blonde but is super friendly. She could lose a few pounds, but she's not fat and definitely not a BBW. She is super cuddly and soft and provides great service. Her breasts are naturals and her p* is very wet. She did say her menu would open up after a few visits. Since this was my first I was able to get a BBBJ, which was great some LFK, and some clit play. She would not allow 69 yet or fingers inside. The deed was covered and I could not last very long. Maybe 10 minutes at most. The best part was her BBBJ very soft slow and lots of spit. It felt great. As most of us on here go for the cheaper girls on listcrawler, I would like to repeat but I'm not sure at that rate if I will anytime soon. Like I said, I was treating myself. It might be another few years before I do this again. LOL.

Erase are $$$ hhr and $$ hr. These are the same as Jessica [URL]Cypress.com[/URL]. But Jessica's verification process is two invasive. I asked Jessica if she would do a video verification and she wanted to charge me her half hour rate. Her excuse was that she had to get ready for the camera just as if she were getting ready in person. What a b* Anyway Vs verification process was much easier. We did a video call on Instagram and after a few questions we were good to go.[/QUOTE]You can also check out Vanessa at this link. She's in St. Pete, so a good review for that forum.

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I concur with all written in this description. Went to see this secret recently. All is very accurate even the mention of the small private meeting place. Comms were good, wanted verification but wasn't pushy about it. Pics are accurate with some touch up, as they all do, but she's definitely the one in the pics. Nice BBBJ and I opted for two hole only. All three are available. I will say she did have a slight stench that devolved while doing the deed, but it wasn't bad enough to eject. Possible repeat, though.

[QUOTE=Ejent;6218667]This girl was going to be my best kept secret but I ultimately felt the need to share. I don't want to hog All of the good stuff.

Secret is located close to Busch and Nebraska. She tends to be available late morning through early afternoon during the weekdays, and pretty much anytime on the weekends, as far as I can tell. She has a pretty quiet, private spot. Cute setup, but it's a little tight on space.

Still enjoyed myself.

I partook in a 3 hole QV special at the time. Verified via Snapchat. The rate for that was $. 4. That may have changed, so don't quote me. She got down to business pretty quick, though there was a little small talk.

BBBJ w DT.

DATY / O.

CFS.

K9 her preference.

Mish / Greek when it was my turn.

YMMV.

She's affectionate, light on the GFE. Loved every second of it. I attached a photo that reminds me most of who I personally met.

She's a smart, nice girl, so feel free to stay away if you aren't bringing your respectful gentleman game. Tell her EJ sent you.

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Chatting back and forth with this duo. Where I was promised a QV with BBBJ for one-thirty.

Some of the pics are ok and some are not. I guess you get what you pay for, but double BBBJ caught my eyes.

Might take one for the team brothers.

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[QUOTE=TTY954;6220612]She way older, way fatter, way less hot, and way more boring than those photos from 20 years ago.[/QUOTE]I laughed way too hard at this lmaooo

Who's seen her? Feel free to pm me with any dreams, not into white girls but that ass too nice too pass up on.

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Melissa Gurgel is the real deal. Maybe the best latina I've ever been with.

BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys. Amazing body. In great shape with curves in all the right places. I cannot recommend this girl enough. Pics are spot on.

Just about everything is on the menu. Greek is an extra 100 Mario coins.

Unfortunately she goes back to Brazil tomorrow. Book tonight or wait until she (hopefully) comes back. Treat her well because she's a real sweetheart.

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[QUOTE=Rockit;6208567]After reading about Jayde, formerly Alijah Payge of Tampa here on the board, I finally met up with her this afternoon. It's funny, I consider myself pretty versed in most providers in Tampa, but never saw her before today. Now I'm sad I've missed the opportunity to spend some time with her over the years. She was fun and sexy in her own way. RR mentioned his neighbors uncle found her to be near empath. I chuckled when I first read that, but I'm not laughing now.

Check her reviews under both Jayde and Payge. There's not much to add that hasn't been said on the board already. 30 something, almost 5', 34 C, shapely, sexy and buxom is a great word to describe her sexy AF body. She's also got absolutely amazing long brunette hair that feels amazing on your skin. Some have questioned her room, but I had zero issues in the middle of the day. She's said she's been there for quite awhile and she's had no location related issues either. Yea, it's a notel on Nebraska, but room was well lived in, clean and tidy. If the room thing is giving you pause, clear that notion from your mind.

She is having some posting issues as mentioned here. She needs some help. She's asking $.50/ $$ and doesn't do quick visits. She's a pro, sexy, shapely, fun and playful. Text seems best and comms were great. No upsell and no clock watching. She's definitely an add to my rotation. Just sad I've driven right past her in years past. Mistake corrected. Enjoy! Link below is an old one.

[URL]https://xescorthub.com/info/tampa/female-escorts/call-813-576-4690-find-alijah-payge-85198705602334720[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her last night at the you motel. Place is a dump but she keeps her room clean and neat. I kind of like the place especially since you can see everything from across the street. Anyway, contacted her and told her I was seasoned monger from here, and that I can't do the over $. 0 rates I'm hearing about. No problem. Renegotiated and headed that way. I actually like her type of body, reminds me of the trailer park, and farm girls back home. She delivered all the goods I ordered, and was nice, before and after. I will see her again.

I work in Tampa on the weekends and have the flexibility to leave work and get some mongering done. Last night I tried something different. I texted my targeted opportunity and told her who I was, what I wanted, and was willing to pay. Out of 4 texts 2 responded positively, the other two never responded. This saves me two or three back and forths to get to the same statement.

[QUOTE=ReelSky;6220355]Crap! I'm in town for one day and I just text her. Is this "the" Sandra you're referring to? The 446 number? I'm so bummed if so.[/QUOTE]Yep. That's her.

Marci is back at Rocky Point.

Here is her cincinatti ad.

GFE, Greek available. Nice lady.

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Some other recent dreams.

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Trinity.

Super cool.

Rough BBBJ, thought she would break my dick off.

QV. 8.

She is so cool that I have to give it another shot.

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White girl Tyler.

Very nice.

CBJ.

No daty.

Mish.

K9, amazing view.

Lazy Dog.

Watched her masturbate, beautiful puffy pussy.

HHr $ . 6.

Don't know if I'll repeat, lots of candy marks.

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Taylor.

Super nice, great personality, we clicked.

Suck on her tits.

Massage her body.

Rub on her clit while sucking on her tit.

BBBJ.

No daty.

Standing K9, she likes it hard.

Mish with grinding, finish in the cover.

She's a keeper.

Hhr $ . 8.

Stay safe!

[QUOTE=Magellano;6220892]Chatting back and forth with this duo. Where I was promised a QV with BBBJ for one-thirty.

Some of the pics are ok and some are not. I guess you get what you pay for, but double BBBJ caught my eyes.

Might take one for the team brothers.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/99163889[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]I've dreamed about Jazz twice and the duo once about 6 months ago. I really enjoyed myself. Have fun.

[QUOTE=Dag1201;6221502]Some other recent dreams.

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Trinity.

Super cool.

Rough BBBJ, thought she would break my dick off.

QV. 8.

She is so cool that I have to give it another shot.

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White girl Tyler.

Very nice.

CBJ.

No daty.

Mish.

K9, amazing view.

Lazy Dog.

Watched her masturbate, beautiful puffy pussy.

HHr $ . 6.

Don't know if I'll repeat, lots of candy marks.

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Taylor.

Super nice, great personality, we clicked.

Suck on her tits.

Massage her body.

Rub on her clit while sucking on her tit.

BBBJ.

No daty.

Standing K9, she likes it hard.

Mish with grinding, finish in the cover.

She's a keeper.

Hhr $ . 8.

Stay safe![/QUOTE]Agree Trinity is a good date, petite and really can suck a good dick. Just talks a little bit more than I like but everything else was a great time.

[QUOTE=HeadMan222;6221149]Who's seen her? Feel free to pm me with any dreams, not into white girls but that ass too nice too pass up on.

[URL]https://aaok.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/100059713[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]Wanted a providers that I hang out with knows her she is real and I've actually seen her but actually never hung out with her but she's real I don't really have any intel on her but she's definitely real and she is pretty and cute and short that's the only until I can give!

[QUOTE=Magellano;6220892]Chatting back and forth with this duo. Where I was promised a QV with BBBJ for one-thirty.

Some of the pics are ok and some are not. I guess you get what you pay for, but double BBBJ caught my eyes.

Might take one for the team brothers.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/99163889[/URL]#.[/QUOTE]They have been around for a couple years they are a good time.

[QUOTE=NeeditWantit;6217732]Looks like she's visiting the Orient for a while. It says that she is in there for something unrelated to this business. In fact it's a dumb traffic thing from what I gather. I can't believe they would lock a person up for that but who knows. It's a shame. I hope she gets out soon. I do miss her.

This is the blonde 40-year-old Sandra that works out of her home near the selmon.

I will not share personal info here. But if anyone wants details, PM me.[/QUOTE]I know a lot of her regulars reached out to me. If any of you want to donate to her while she's away, here's a link:

[URL]https://www.teamhcso.com/Section/5597a2dc-dd7d-4c83-9c0d-036552479782/Accounts-and-Canteen[/URL] << You must create an account first but it will accept fake info.

Note you must have all of the following information to fund an account:

Facility Locator No. 233619.

Hillsborough County, FL.

Inmate Booking No. (EX: 2018-00000, Should be entered without dashes as: 201800000).

Inmate Name.

If you do not have this, then PM me and I will tell you how to get it.

Hello gentleman,

Hope you are all doing well. I was hoping if any of you could provide me with a review for this girl or if you have any info on her? She looks too good to be true for the 100 qv price she offers. Her links are below and she doesn't require a deposit. Thanks in advance.

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Hey popping over here from the Orlando forum to give a heads up on Miah.

She's been plenty reviewed in the Orlando forums over the past week or two, and I've reviewed her twice myself.

She mentioned to me that she was going to be traveling to Tampa on Monday and she seemed a little nervous about the trip to me, so I told her I'd pass the news of her visit along.

She's a great girl though, and offers a truly incredible experience. I couldn't recommend her enough. And she's coming to your city highly motivated, so please treat her well.

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[QUOTE=EveryDayJ;6222459]Hey popping over here from the Orlando forum to give a heads up on Miah.

She's been plenty reviewed in the Orlando forums over the past week or two, and I've reviewed her twice myself.

She mentioned to me that she was going to be traveling to Tampa on Monday and she seemed a little nervous about the trip to me, so I told her I'd pass the news of her visit along.

She's a great girl though, and offers a truly incredible experience. I couldn't recommend her enough. And she's coming to your city highly motivated, so please treat her well.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/orlando/female-escorts/2885316[/URL][/QUOTE]She also provided some pictures.

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[QUOTE=GhostRider50;6221271]Saw her last night at the you motel. Place is a dump but she keeps her room clean and neat. I kind of like the place especially since you can see everything from across the street. Anyway, contacted her and told her I was seasoned monger from here, and that I can't do the over $. 0 rates I'm hearing about. No problem. Renegotiated and headed that way. I actually like her type of body, reminds me of the trailer park, and farm girls back home. She delivered all the goods I ordered, and was nice, before and after. I will see her again.[/QUOTE]You and I always seem to like the same kinds of girls. Jayde is a great girl. No drama. Delivers with a smile. Kinda kookie, but that's just part of her charm. Never had a bad time with her unlike some of the other board leaders who are so variable in their performance. The motel is sketch; Jayde is not.

[QUOTE=EveryDayJ;6222471]She also provided some pictures.[/QUOTE]I went Orlando thread and checked her out. She is hot, a service oriented provide, all covered, and $$ 75 an hour. That would be $.8 a HH if that is offered. I can't afford that, but thos of you who can should see her at least once.

Hey guys, so I have had my eyes on a couple to outcall to my place.

Was checking to see if any of you had experience with them?

And if you can recommend a good girl to outcall please let me know!

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27 year old busty girl: [URL]https://carfun.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/100353037[/URL].

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40 year old mom: [URL]https://carfun.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/100329212[/URL].

Outcall nuru apparently: [URL]https://carfun.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/tampa/100408032[/URL].

As always. Stay safe! And happy mongering fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=LuvDemSWs;6216578]Anyone know of any thick MILF or granny's out there that are working? I'd like to try one.[/QUOTE]She's a grandmother with a thick smoking hot bod. Check her out.

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Has anyone seen any of the Asian agency girls that have been popping up? If so are these younger looking Asians (22-35 ish) or older (37-50 ish).

[QUOTE=GhostRider50;6222638]I went Orlando thread and checked her out. She is hot, a service oriented provide, all covered, and $$ 75 an hour. That would be $.8 a HH if that is offered. I can't afford that, but thos of you who can should see her at least once.[/QUOTE]I've seen her and it's $$ 5 for the hour. Her body is amazing in person built like a Brazilian. Sent me a face reveal picture without asking and surprised it's not beautiful compared to her body give her a 7 there. As for service it's a huge YMMV with her she even told me so a risk to take there.

I saw Harlee recently. I was disappointed. I met her on time at her room in Temple Terrace. She is heavier than her pics show but she is the girl in the pics. We agreed on a half hour visit but she said she needed a few minutes to do her habit. I was about ready to leave at that point but I said, what they heck, let's go for it. After 20 minutes of her doing her habit, which is why she is always broke, we finally get to the action. She starts with an ok BBBJ. It was good enough to get me worked up. Then I flip her over for some DATY. She really enjoyed it. Then suddenly there was a knock at the door. Room service they yell. Harlee pops up and tells me to take all my clothes and go to the bathroom. I wait a few minutes as I can hear her taking to a female room service lady. Then Harlee tells me to get dressed. I figured at this point that we are done. But I hung around while her room was vacuumed, trash emptied, and sheets changed. After about 20 minutes of doing that, we get back to it. She starts again with a BBBJ and then I go to DATY again and then to some missionary. She used her vibrator while I was on top and we both climaxed at the same time. She then invited me to shower with her but I'd already been there an hour and it was time to go.

The actual time we spent together having adult fun was good but waiting for her to do her costly habit and having people knock at the door makes me think otherwise. I'll stick with my regulars who live a respectful lifestyle and having their own.

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[QUOTE=NeeditWantit;6223036]She's a grandmother with a thick smoking hot bod. Check her out.

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https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/8135158955[/QUOTE]The St Pete, Pasco, and Sarasota threads. Joi in Pasco will be the wildest GILF you will ever encounter.