Korean Bar Reports

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Good Day Gentlemen! Do you have trouble getting your message accross to those hotties and want to make a statement that is garanteed to get their attention? Here at ALOHA KB FASHION T SHIRTS we have the ultimate solutions for horny bargoers regardless of how good or BAD your girl hunting skills are. Shy but want to let the girls know how you think? Want to cut to the chase and not waste time? Want to make a fashion statement to the girls AND fellow bargoers? We got you covered! For the newbie kb goer, the I BUY LADY'S DRINKS shirt printed on BOTH sides is a popular attention getter. Our selections are endless with styles such as, don't COME NEAR ME IF YOU don't PLAY, I'm HANDSOME UNDER MY PANTS, I'm HARMLESS AND JUST WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAND, I LOVE THE CHAM-PAIN ROOM and many others. We also do custom message shirts upon request and have the formal polo shirts style for you descriminating ultra fashion conscious gentlemen! Ask about bulk purchase discounts and funraising plans. For a limited time only we are offering a 10% discount on Aloha kb tours for the first 50 customers! Act now as this offer won't last!

[QUOTE=Oldee;1183642]Lot of guys go bar and drink green tea. Nothing wrong with ordering whatever drink you want imo. You are actually smarter than the guys getting drunk, (maybe me) , spend too much and get nothing. You can actually drive home at ease knowing you won't get dui. Sometimes ill drink green tea when I'm driving and want be under. 08 But since I posted this to back you up, you need to buy ME 2 beers. J / K.[/QUOTE]Yeah, nowadays blue and whites circle the Koreamoku area, especially the Makaloa block, like sharks. They like to catch people making that illegal left turn from Kapiolani to Sheridan, and not coming to a complete stop to turn right on red.

[QUOTE=H Mobius;1184196]Yeah, nowadays blue and whites circle the Koreamoku area, especially the Makaloa block, like sharks. They like to catch people making that illegal left turn from Kapiolani to Sheridan, and not coming to a complete stop to turn right on red.[/QUOTE]Well I try that," Drinking at Home" Lots of guys try that and it always come to the same thing." It's Not The Same" LOL Hmmmm.

[QUOTE=Captaincookie;1183755]Saw a nice one in a blue dress shaking her shit and was getting a little anxious. Didn't get to sample but I think her name is Ivy. Was trying to search for any info but search function doesn't like me. Maybe a brother can hook me up with some 411? [/QUOTE]Ivy is self-named Poison Ivy. She is a hottie, (used to work Moonflower and Splash) likes to drink and will get very drunk, will play touchy-feely, and generally have a good time. English is poor, but, who cares. Good fun but it WILL cost you. She may ask for a ride home. Has a roommate so probably no play there. Of course, YMMV as I'm just an old fat fart and who the hell would want to sit with me for no money.

Good luck,

SS

[QUOTE=Captaincookie;1183755]Saw a nice one in a blue dress shaking her shit and was getting a little anxious. Didn't get to sample but I think her name is Ivy. Was trying to search for any info but search function doesn't like me. Maybe a brother can hook me up with some 411? [/QUOTE]Poison Ivy, formally from Butts, MF and Splash is a play girl rob and YMMV kind of girl. I think there are a few posts recently regarding her. You think she's hot? Oh, wait, this kalihi, hehe.

[QUOTE=H Mobius;1184196]Yeah, nowadays blue and whites circle the Koreamoku area, especially the Makaloa block, like sharks. They like to catch people making that illegal left turn from Kapiolani to Sheridan, and not coming to a complete stop to turn right on red.[/QUOTE]I think things are like that all over. Amongst the KB mongers I know, nearly all have at least one DUI conviction. On occasion I've gone out by bus, but riding the bus drunk has got to be one of the hells that Dante did not describe. Cab fare is ridiculously expensive, but I recently heard of what would be called in NYC "gypsy cabs". Rates are substantially lower but hookups are by reference only. Going to check this out.

I notice when walking on Sheridan st. Michelles is no longer called Michelles but, its called Aria now. I should've looked if its a KB or still a local bar with a different name.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1184303]I notice when walking on Sheridan st. Michelles is no longer called Michelles but, its called Aria now. I should've looked if its a KB or still a local bar with a different name.[/QUOTE]It was Aria before Michelle leased out the place. Now it is back to being Aria, but I don't think they are open every day.

Thanks to brothers Oldee and SS. I remember some mention of an Ivy in Kalihi but I just couldn't find it via search. Being drunk at 3am doesn't help much either I suppose! Anywho, maybe I will check her out tomorrow night to see what kind of mileage I can get out of her. Maybe I'll wear my new Aloha KB Fashion T-shirt that says "Just touch my balls already!".

[QUOTE=Captaincookie;1184335]Thanks to brothers Oldee and SS. I remember some mention of an Ivy in Kalihi but I just couldn't find it via search. Being drunk at 3am doesn't help much either I suppose! Anywho, maybe I will check her out tomorrow night to see what kind of mileage I can get out of her. Maybe I'll wear my new Aloha KB Fashion T-shirt that says "Just touch my balls already!".[/QUOTE]LOL, you just earned the classy formal polo with the embroidered BARIBOI VET on the shirt pocket, FREE for posted endosements. I think I may have been Ivy's first customer when she started at butterfly. She speaks japanese cause she llved there and as SS said can be fun. If you speak japanese, you can even have more fun. Now that I think about it, she would / can be popular in kalihi since her bad english not as much drawback as town for her.

[QUOTE=Captaincookie;1184335]Thanks to brothers Oldee and SS. I remember some mention of an Ivy in Kalihi but I just couldn't find it via search. Being drunk at 3am doesn't help much either I suppose! Anywho, maybe I will check her out tomorrow night to see what kind of mileage I can get out of her. Maybe I'll wear my new Aloha KB Fashion T-shirt that says "Just touch my balls already!".[/QUOTE]LOL, you just earned the classy formal polo with the embroidered BARIBOI VET on the shirt pocket, FREE for posted endosements. I think I may have been Ivy's first customer when she started at butterfly. She speaks japanese cause she llved there and as SS said can be fun. If you speak japanese, you can even have more fun. Now that I think about it, she would / can be popular in kalihi since her bad english not as much drawback as town for her.

[QUOTE=Iliketowatch;1184613]Hey Oldee, can I have mine tatooed on my forehead. Cheaper that way. Usually leave without a shirt on back.[/QUOTE]Yes Sir! At Aloha Kb fashions. Well do it all. May I suggest the: MY HEAD BIG DOWN THERE TOO tatoo provided yours big enough to fit? A matching hat (extra large?) with the same words in the back would go nicely for when sitting at the bar to maximize visibility?

[QUOTE=Iliketowatch;1184765]Bruddah, I no need one hat. Just embroider the buggah right on the back of my bald skull. Kinda worried about the price though. You get happy hour special? No like waste money that the who*es should be getting. You think if I wear one AMP "Open" neon light as one necklace, going be too obvious?[/QUOTE]Due BOOMING new business and in apreciation for promoting our product, ALOHA KB FASHIONS will give that coveted tatoo for FREE! Yes you heard right, absolutely FREE Mr ILTW. As a matter of fact my marketing director has been observing you and your EXTENSIVE QUALIFICATIONS and have you in mind to be the SPOKESPERSON for Aloha KB FASHIONS! We were searching long and hard (nearest kb) for an older, heavyset, less than plain looking, and bald gentleman that frequents kbars which I am told you fit for our purposes. Jared (subway) has nothing on you in our opinion and we would like for you to come join our growing company. We are prepared to make an initial offer of a lifetime supply of AKBFT shirts, pay for 1 play girl BJ per week AND all the beer you can drink 2 times a week. Thats an offer I wouldn't pass up. In the meantime, we wil be processing your order starting with our factory making that necklace. See you soon for your head enhancement.

[QUOTE=Uki Eater;1184303]I notice when walking on Sheridan st. Michelles is no longer called Michelles but, its called Aria now. I should've looked if its a KB or still a local bar with a different name.[/QUOTE]Hana took it back; sometimes so slow they close before midnight. Hard to find anyone willing to work for her due to her "wonderful" reputation.