Don't set up shit when your bat shit hammered
Saturday night in indy, trying to get an old friend hooked up since his ol lady hasn't touched him in 5 months. Unfortunately I had been drinking and knew none of my contacts were going to be up at 4 am. So I get on backpage and again mind you I had been drinking for 12+ hours so I'm pretty blinded and text this girl [URL]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/outcalls-start-your-night-off-w-a-bang-let-me-be-your-sexy-secret-100real-pics/10583805.[/URL].
She responds, says she will come to hotel, yada, yada yada. She shows up with her gf and I leave money for the transaction. I leave room because I'm not a partaker in watching this shit, and head to lobby to chill. Yeah this chick gets my buddy naked and then cashes and dashes down the hallway. By the time my buddy calls me, she is long gone. I repeatedly text this chick and nothing. As of today I see she is still posting with the same number. Anyone ropes this chick in, contact me, I want to be there to bust her kneecaps and sew up her box permanently.
So needless to say I miserably failed at getting my buddy laid, but he thought it was a great story, good attitude.