So I get a private message from a member of the westside mongers professional networking association who advises me that there is other pussy out there except for the girls at the finger that I ass kiss continuously.
He lets me know that the grisly obese playpark known as 3200 SM. Deluxe massage has changed and they have a girl for 100 who will fuck you so good you will write to usasexguide about it.
The last time I was at 3200, I fucked a latina gal with some extri meat who I think may have worked at 8155. She had huge boobs that were as hard as the LSAT for certain residents of the naval observatory. And a scar from delivering what looks to have been a small holstein. She wore that one dollar a pound perfume and on my way out a young gentelman of the homeboy persuasion was smoking a blunt. I vowed never to go back.
But monger number 27 said that the place was offering brand new sexy girls and I went.
I text when parked and walk up. The mamasan is this latinx thing who looks like maybe she is what a mamasan would look like in the seventh circle of hell. She was wearing some shirt that said something like lets start the shenanigans and literally it looked like someone cut her in the mold of a danjou pear. She says a half hour is 50 and brings me to the room I remember. For whatever reason, it is hotter in there than a jalapeno's armpit, even though they have one of those porta potty ac units.
I first ask to take a pee, and the bathroom smells like someone sold their ass to the devil and then had a case of ebola shit.
I come back to the room and she gives me 10 dollars of change in two fives (and I thought that she was going to be my service person.
But she left and I got undressed and laid ass up.
After five minutes. It is now at least 8:05, in comes abril.
The body on this girl is pretty intense, she has more curves than a kardashian driving mulholland with a. 20 blood alcohol level. Her ass must be fake, it was like two watermelons and I am not talking about the local bulk cruisers mind you, I am talking about the big corillian ship, so this ass is big enough.
She gave me a back massage kind of like you would if you had to knead shit into bread. She then used some kind of tool to re-massage my back. I immediately wanted to hold those legs that were fighting a winning battle to get out of her dress.
She did not return my romantic groping with any nad teasing. Her english was piss poor and she said something like turn over in spanish.
I turned over and without so much as have you been here before and you call that a cock, she simply inspected my cock, rubbed it down with the cheapest rubbing alcohol and asked for 120. I was not going to bargain. I know the dud who messaged me did it for 100.
Anyhow, this girl has a terrible tood and a gnarly pussy. She refused to lube up and the condom tip frictioned its way into my peehole. I did some mish and doggie, which was kind of fund (not as fun as a good sudoku) because of the abnormal ass. But the lack of juice was bad and I could not get her and the table was too narrow for flat doggie.
I ended the sesh with a handjob from hemet. Pretty bad, I was done.
But the visit would not have been remarkable but for me being ushered out to make room for two duds from what looked to be the armenian olympic gangbang team coming in for my sloppy seconds.
This place is for shit.
