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3. Do this again and start all over again with a new name because I will ban this one

The problem is you guys in Hawaii never stop once you get started.

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Any sexy young providers that have braces? It's a fetish of mine. Thanks for any info.

[QUOTE=HeineHeine;3412737]Ok you do know that Happiness is going to have to lay a girl off now right?? Vaya con dios Dr MLuv69. I will officially start the rumor that the new girlfriend is indeed Sasha and that's why she has been m. I. a. Peace.[/QUOTE]Shhh! PM are not to be shared. LOL. Thanks again. I'm flattered that you concluded that Sasha from happiness is my new GF. However not true and i would like to dispel the myth. It would be nice if she was my GF. Sasha is a cool chick. She is sexy cute and a sex machine...my type of girl.

If Eagle Eyes did not PM me, I would have never read this. Thank you bruddah Eagle Eyes. I don't read all the threads all the time; and this thread is one that I hardly read, other threads i never read are the beef thread and white chicks thread. I want to make one thing clear, I only read the threads I post in, most recent examples; Happiness and Kison threads.

Your post is pleasantly surprising! By the way I will let Sasha know that she's my GF. Will text her now. That's awesome sauce bay-bee!

[QUOTE=Corvette808;3421225]Any sexy young providers that have braces? It's a fetish of mine. Thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]Recent reports in the Dream thread say that Paris (Chinese girl) has braces. She's a very good provider. At least she was when I saw her at Roses a couple years ago.

Everybody needs insurance. Introducing the insurance companies of sex.
Do you have sex insurance?

SEX with your wife = Legal & General.
SEX with your partner = Standard Life.
SEX with your future wife = Mutual Trust.

SEX with your secretary = Employers Liability.

SEX on the telephone = Direct Line.
SEX with your biographer = Quote me happy.

SEX in a hurry = Insure & go.
SEX with a transvestite = [URL]confused.com[/URL].

SEX with someone different = go [URL]compare.com[/URL].

SEX with an animal = compare the [URL]meerkat.com[/URL].

SEX with a fat bird = MoreThan.
SEX on the back seat = Sheila's Wheels.

SEX with an O. A. P = Saga.
SEX with a posh bird = [URL]Privilege.com[/URL].
SEX with a sheep = Farmers Union.

SEX with a prostitute = Commercial Union

[QUOTE=Corvette808;3421225]Any sexy young providers that have braces? It's a fetish of mine. Thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]Yes, but she's notorious for crappy service. Search the forum, you'll see.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;3425755]Yes, but she's notorious for crappy service. Search the forum, you'll see.[/QUOTE]You might be confusing Hollie, who had braces but crappy service, with Paris who has braces, but had generally good reviews. Hollie left awhile back. Paris is active now.

[QUOTE=Blake123;3422013]Recent reports in the Dream thread say that Paris (Chinese girl) has braces. She's a very good provider. At least she was when I saw her at Roses a couple years ago.[/QUOTE]Paris, I agree GFE. 5'4, 108 lbs slim and toned body on this mid to mid late twemties young sweet okole. Repeated with her on back to back weekends which is rare for me since the weekends are the only time I have to monger.

Hey guys,

So I follow a few ladies from Backpage on SnapChat.

Some are good and some are boring.

Some of the t-girls are hilarious.

Do you guys follow any good girls on Snapchat?

Reply or PM is fine.

Thanks,

Howard.

[QUOTE=Raiden;3361538]Yep Doc, you know that secrets are secrets for a reason. One thing I never compromise on is my promises. So when I promise to keep a secret that it. I have no need to impress or brag as I know how I have a special thing going and that's what matters. I also truly appreciate being held as special and really respect her wishes to privacy. IMHO I think she trusts and believes in me to keep things private and that's one reason I have been fortunate enough to have the private menu. Also, you can be a regular frequent customer and still be on the regular menu. Only if she really does feel a connection can you then be privy to the extras. Just my 2 cents. TEHO.[/QUOTE]Raiden you are correct sir. We never want to compromise the girls by putting them on the spot. Like you I respect their privacy and the girls wishes. I think keeping the report informative yet general and not to put any of the girls on the spot is key to keeping that special thing. There is only one goal here and it's to get pussy. Pussy in the AMPs, or pussy at the mall or beach, or pussy at the gym, or pussy at work. That's the bottom line. Keep your secret fishing spot secret and share it with your close (trusted) friends only.

Hey fellas. I'm leaving the island and just wanted to see if any of you had any info on New Jersey. I'll be in South Jersey and looking to play. I've seen that most parlors and BP girls are far up north or at the coast, both are an hour away. If anyone has any info please. Thanks.

[QUOTE=TwentyTwenty;3433968]Hey fellas. I'm leaving the island and just wanted to see if any of you had any info on New Jersey. I'll be in South Jersey and looking to play. I've seen that most parlors and BP girls are far up north or at the coast, both are an hour away. If anyone has any info please. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I'm on my way back from Portland area. I looked in the Portland section of the forum, blah. The Honolulu forum is leaps and bounds above any other location that I've been to. I'd like to here where it's better if there is any. I did some searchine in Portland section and found a little snippet about one BP ad, but nothing for info, just that it was legit. I asked a question and not a peep, no pm, nothing. Pathetic. I went anyway to the provider in the ad and it sucked. I'm so ready to be back home! Check the east coast threads, they may not suck, but I doubt it.

[QUOTE=TwentyTwenty;3433968].I'll be in South Jersey and looking to play. I've seen that most parlors and BP girls are far up north or at the coast, both are an hour away. [/QUOTE]You said it: most NJ action is closer to NYC. And NYC has everything, but expect to pay for it. If you head that far north, we should talk.

Southern Jersey, you probably have a better shot going to Philly.

There are regional boards that have a heavy emphasis on NY / NJ, you might have better luck on one of them.

Mainland cities have their mps. But without an Asian population in the area. They're likely be similar to Hula Massage, the I don't know if they are still in business Ocean Spa, or the pau Volcano girls.

[QUOTE=Memahu;3441972]Mainland cities have their mps. But without an Asian population in the area. They're likely be similar to Hula Massage, the I don't know if they are still in business Ocean Spa, or the pau Volcano girls.[/QUOTE]Check out Rub Maps if you're planning on traveling to the mainland. Membership only $15 a month. Worth it.