Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HotVic;7508698]Sorry for that. Could be my fault for her sore pussy. I was feeling extra horny Saturday 17th and took 1 and half little blue pill. And beat the fuck out of her little pussy for a good 45 minutes. She was begging me to let her finishing me by hand or mouth. But I knew that going to me there just kept going hard and deep as I could till I busted one. Kinda felt bad for a while cause she just laid there curled up in a ball. Then she said you very strong and good said she had 4 o's. I know 2 for sure she got super wet and very loud she had to cover mouth and started shaking. So sorry man but how is yaya.[/QUOTE]This all sounds kind of made up. But if it's real, not cool dude. Give the girl a break, let her finish you with her hand or mouth. No need to take extra portions. Be a team player.

[QUOTE=Saari253;7498160]Had an itch and went to New you spa. Drew Mimi or Mina I think? Couldn't understand her well. About 110 lbs dressed super cute, cute face, a cup. Great personality, she at least made it seemed like she wanted to be there. Massage was very average if that. Push<- pull. If you want a real massage don't go here. I opted for one hour, next time would be 30. I was only there for 40-45 minutes mind you. I will say that she's incredibly sensual. If you want an experience I would suggest it. I like when they tickle, most do it for a couple seconds and stop. She did it for a while. I didn't know someone could be as good as she was with it. Then she did something that I still don't know what it was. She had her mouth close to my skin while blowing and humming? Wild experience. Anyways, L1-L3 CFS is what I chose. It was good. Would repeat, try other talent or for that experience again alone. Stay safe![/QUOTE]I saw Mina today, really lovely. Beautiful smile. Massage was not great but the tease was intense. I asked for boom boom and she accepted the donation. She is very sweet. Pretty smile. Older, like 30's but very pretty smile. I really liked her. I had the room right by the front door so she shut me up when I was nearing ground zero. But I really like her.

[QUOTE=Johnnyranto;7509876]I saw Mina today, really lovely. Beautiful smile. Massage was not great but the tease was intense. I asked for boom boom and she accepted the donation. She is very sweet. Pretty smile. Older, like 30's but very pretty smile. I really liked her. I had the room right by the front door so she shut me up when I was nearing ground zero. But I really like her.[/QUOTE]Somehow my post is getting edited here. Not cool. I posted that I liked her A cups and that is a rare thing in this business. Please post my full review. Thank you.

Was in the area do some business and decided to make a stop. It's always been decent massage followed by L1. Same this time out, 40 year old with a solid massage. Zero teasing up until the last 5 minutes on my stomach. Slight tease, flip and immediately pointed asking if I wanted some extra work. . 4 for the house. 4 for tip.

Nothing out of this world, just solid and if I'm in the area why not?

Went to Sakura for my weekly visit. I never call ahead and usually just take who is available. Yaya was the girl available. Her area is the only door on the right. Pretty girl with a average body. Large B maybe C slightly saggy tits with 3/4" rubbery nipples. NO massage went straight to some pretty good head and on to the main event. Pussy was average nothing to go on about. She does a pretty good job of faking a few O's but clearly not real. After some multi position bangin on the puss I pulled out and told her finish with mouth. She pulled off the condom and gave me a quick wipe and on to the best BBBJCIM finish I have ever had at Sakura. Yaya has clearly had some excellent dick sucking training and without a doubt is the best dick sucker I have ever connected with at Sakura. I have been going to Sakura weekly for over a year and Yaya gives the best BBBJCIM finish of any of the girls there, and I highly recommend you get past the puss and go for the BBBJCIM finish.

Drove by ol reliable and the parking lot looked absolutely slammed so I decided to drive up a few blocks to the new banning location. Here's my quick breakdown.

Location: off the main road which is nice but parking is absolutely terrible. Long driveway where you can easily get blocked in.

Building / room: the inside of the building is actually nice. Super clean and well kept. The room itself is towards the back also super clean and well kept. It's in the hat looks like a house so it's a bedroom with just a massage table in it and surveillance footage playing on a tv.

The talent: idk what yall saw in there but the lady I felt with was definitely older and not UGLY per se but not pretty. She was very short, under 5 foot if I were to guess but had the body of a small sausage with toothpicks stuck in it for arms and legs.

Business: . 5 for the house and $ for FS. I knew it was dead and they'd take it so that's what I offered. It was very rushed, with no BJ to get started at all. Then there was a knock on the front door which distracted her where we had to stop and then got back to work. She acted super nervous during the knock which was unsettling for me. Pretty bad overall service wise.

Overall assessment: would not go back. Talent is 100 times better down the street and while it can be busy at times, it's 100% worth it.

Good morning!

I am seeking another option for massage and wanted some input. I am mostly L1 and enjoy an actual massage before he flip.

I have been going to Best Star and enjoyed my experiences there.

I am curious about Smile and wanted to know of peoples impression of that Spa. Specifically age, massage technique, talent level, and finish quality.

PM is fine.

Thank you!

For this place are all over the place! Some good. Some bad. Drove by it and don't particularly like the parking situation there. Not sure how they could do it better but it's not good. I've had some personal messages sent to me that were both good and bad as well. I've heard 3 girls and 2 girls available. Not sure which it is. This place seem a bit disorganized to me.

[QUOTE=BennyBen;7511826]Drove by ol reliable and the parking lot looked absolutely slammed so I decided to drive up a few blocks to the new banning location. Here's my quick breakdown.

Location: off the main road which is nice but parking is absolutely terrible. Long driveway where you can easily get blocked in.

Building / room: the inside of the building is actually nice. Super clean and well kept. The room itself is towards the back also super clean and well kept. It's in the hat looks like a house so it's a bedroom with just a massage table in it and surveillance footage playing on a tv.

The talent: idk what yall saw in there but the lady I felt with was definitely older and not UGLY per se but not pretty. She was very short, under 5 foot if I were to guess but had the body of a small sausage with toothpicks stuck in it for arms and legs.

Business: . 5 for the house and $ for FS. I knew it was dead and they'd take it so that's what I offered. It was very rushed, with no BJ to get started at all. Then there was a knock on the front door which distracted her where we had to stop and then got back to work. She acted super nervous during the knock which was unsettling for me. Pretty bad overall service wise.

Overall assessment: would not go back. Talent is 100 times better down the street and while it can be busy at times, it's 100% worth it.[/QUOTE]

For Yaya. Not that they've been bad for Soda. Month is almost over and new girls will be arriving in the next day or so. Have fun while it lasts guys!

[QUOTE=BigGusDickUs55;7510804]Went to Sakura for my weekly visit. I never call ahead and usually just take who is available. Yaya was the girl available. Her area is the only door on the right. Pretty girl with a average body. Large B maybe C slightly saggy tits with 3/4" rubbery nipples. NO massage went straight to some pretty good head and on to the main event. Pussy was average nothing to go on about. She does a pretty good job of faking a few O's but clearly not real. After some multi position bangin on the puss I pulled out and told her finish with mouth. She pulled off the condom and gave me a quick wipe and on to the best BBBJCIM finish I have ever had at Sakura. Yaya has clearly had some excellent dick sucking training and without a doubt is the best dick sucker I have ever connected with at Sakura. I have been going to Sakura weekly for over a year and Yaya gives the best BBBJCIM finish of any of the girls there, and I highly recommend you get past the puss and go for the BBBJCIM finish.[/QUOTE]

I've heard some decent intel on Goose lately. Several reports of a younger girl, short skirt, lots of roaming and very solid massage. Still L1 unless someone has got more and not reported but that's what I'm hearing. Not sure how long she's here or if they rotate girls out every so often but she's there now. Haven't been there in years. Anyone visited lately?

[QUOTE=BennyBen;7510688]Was in the area do some business and decided to make a stop. It's always been decent massage followed by L1. Same this time out, 40 year old with a solid massage. Zero teasing up until the last 5 minutes on my stomach. Slight tease, flip and immediately pointed asking if I wanted some extra work. . 4 for the house. 4 for tip.

Nothing out of this world, just solid and if I'm in the area why not?[/QUOTE]

Decided to venture to Banning for something different, and different it was.

TLDR fun, okay to try once, but I'm heading back to the deli counter.

As others reported, parking situation is crap. Parking in the skinny driveway would mean being easily parked in by another monger (or worse). The adjacent driveway is wide and inviting but don't do it; it belongs to a business located behind the AMP. That leaves only the bank parking lot across the street. As for me, I parked on the front lawn which should be accessible to anyone with a truck or other vehicle of decent ground clearance.

Greeted at the door in ... Spanish? "Como estas? Entra!" Unexpected, but rolled with it as woman was cute. Learned that her name is Estrella (Es-TRAY-uh), Spanish for "star" and that she's from Venezuela by way of Minnesota. She sure knows how to pick the spots! She isn't tall. Maybe five three or four, but compared to the other provider I saw, a munchkin older Chinese lady, Estrella was a giant!

Her English is non-existent. Language skills from Slam's first marriage paid off nicely. Didn't use the translator app once! Surrendered 0. 5 for the house and removed my clothes. Noticed that room had no door. Only a drape in the doorway. Very near the entryway door, too, but guess that's okay.

Offered 2. 0 for full service and this is when the limitations began to show up. Estrella is non-GFE: no kissing, no DATY and CBJ-only unless willing to pay an additional 0. 5 (I was game). Later learned that Greek is also available for an additional 1. 0 (I passed). I don't know if additional upgrades are possible, but I think what I've described might be the full monty.

As for the event, it was pretty good subject to the above limitations. For me, I don't visit AMPs for a reluctant lover experience. I come to connect for a while, forge a temporary bond and then blast off and out of there. With Estrella, that wasn't possible. Not because she isn't attractive: she definitely is. She has long raven hair, pretty face, thick body, conical b-cups and shaved smooth in all the right places. Her features are dark and sultry - exactly how you might imagine a Latina. Her facial expressions and murmurings in Espanol were lovely, and were the reasons I got off at all. But I left wanting more, but not wanting to come back to try.

If Estrella were receptive to a GFE-type experience like the gals down the street, I'd return. I think for someone who's okay with her limits and wanting to sample a Latina, she'd be a good choice.

Feb 1 - opening day for new talent at Sakura. Thought I'd share a few conservative projections.

Now that's some stats to think about. LOL. Especially on very conservative numbers.

Almost a 1/4 mile of dick on day 1. LOL.

Is there a mileage bonus? Like airline miles?

Dude. How did you come up with these numbers? Classic!

[QUOTE=SlamT;7516850]Feb 1 - opening day for new talent at Sakura. Thought I'd share a few conservative projections.[/QUOTE]

First, great review. Second, you have one of the best names in the hobby. Slam T! And you can make any headline come alive. "Slam Stuns Sakura. ". "Slam Slides Into Spring. " "Slam Sticks it to 7 Star. ".

There's absolutely nothing naughty about my screen name, LOL. What am I going to say? "Goodwill Gives Generously to Sakura. " "Goodwill Donates to Spring. ". Doesn't even compare. Good forethought Slam T!

[QUOTE=SlamT;7516220]Decided to venture to Banning for something different, and different it was.

TLDR fun, okay to try once, but I'm heading back to the deli counter.

As others reported, parking situation is crap. Parking in the skinny driveway would mean being easily parked in by another monger (or worse). The adjacent driveway is wide and inviting but don't do it; it belongs to a business located behind the AMP. That leaves only the bank parking lot across the street. As for me, I parked on the front lawn which should be accessible to anyone with a truck or other vehicle of decent ground clearance.

Greeted at the door in ... Spanish? "Como estas? Entra!" Unexpected, but rolled with it as woman was cute. Learned that her name is Estrella (Es-TRAY-uh), Spanish for "star" and that she's from Venezuela by way of Minnesota. She sure knows how to pick the spots! She isn't tall. Maybe five three or four, but compared to the other provider I saw, a munchkin older Chinese lady, Estrella was a giant!

Her English is non-existent. Language skills from Slam's first marriage paid off nicely. Didn't use the translator app once! Surrendered 0. 5 for the house and removed my clothes. Noticed that room had no door. Only a drape in the doorway. Very near the entryway door, too, but guess that's okay.

Offered 2. 0 for full service and this is when the limitations began to show up. Estrella is non-GFE: no kissing, no DATY and CBJ-only unless willing to pay an additional 0. 5 (I was game). Later learned that Greek is also available for an additional 1. 0 (I passed). I don't know if additional upgrades are possible, but I think what I've described might be the full monty.

As for the event, it was pretty good subject to the above limitations. For me, I don't visit AMPs for a reluctant lover experience. I come to connect for a while, forge a temporary bond and then blast off and out of there. With Estrella, that wasn't possible. Not because she isn't attractive: she definitely is. She has long raven hair, pretty face, thick body, conical b-cups and shaved smooth in all the right places. Her features are dark and sultry - exactly how you might imagine a Latina. Her facial expressions and murmurings in Espanol were lovely, and were the reasons I got off at all. But I left wanting more, but not wanting to come back to try.

If Estrella were receptive to a GFE-type experience like the gals down the street, I'd return. I think for someone who's okay with her limits and wanting to sample a Latina, she'd be a good choice.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CrazyEddy;7516876]Now that's some stats to think about. LOL. Especially on very conservative numbers.

Almost a 1/4 mile of dick on day 1. LOL.

Is there a mileage bonus? Like airline miles?

Dude. How did you come up with these numbers? Classic![/QUOTE]Are any of the February girls mature?

[QUOTE=MrMonger69;7517804]Are any of the February girls mature?[/QUOTE]I went in and got Chloe. I would say she is MILF (honest guess of 35 y), but very good head game. Still a looker for parlor girl standards!

Will also say the place was quite busy even during what are normally quieter hours.

Chloe, Faith and Monica are available. Very beautiful.

I've walked into Sakura and found 2-3 mongers waiting on a Tuesday afternoon. I've been there on a Saturday morning and the door bell won't stop chiming it's annoying song.

I've seen the comments about the "Deli counter" and "now serving signs" all of which can be true at times. I've walked out and went somewhere else!

I believe your numbers to be very low. Those numbers are more like half a day when it's busy, I think. 14 hour days for the girls. They're seeing more than 6 men. Those are Spring House numbers.

1/4 mile a day of dick?

Nahhhh. More like a 1 mile / day on busy days maybe more. In 30 days time, you could go to Dayton and back maybe.

Are you an engineer? What made you think of this?

Love the chart. Are you updating it daily?

[QUOTE=SlamT;7516850]Feb 1 - opening day for new talent at Sakura. Thought I'd share a few conservative projections.[/QUOTE]

I found that fiv seems to be non existent at AMPs. In my experience it's been a hard no at any AMP Iv been to. So does anyone know if any current places allow fiv?

Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage.

If you have her number send her a text she does not like to bother people. If you do not and you are a senior send me a PM.

[QUOTE=JokerAlways;7518421]Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage.

If you have her number send her a text she does not like to bother people. If you do not and you are a senior send me a PM.[/QUOTE]I'd like to see her, PM me mate.

[QUOTE=JokerAlways;7518421]Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage..[/QUOTE]Can you PM me the number? I'm in the area.

[QUOTE=CincyIrish11;7518446]Can you PM me the number? I'm in the area.[/QUOTE]Give before asking. Tell us of some of your experiences mate.

[QUOTE=CincyIrish11;7518446]Can you PM me the number? I'm in the area.[/QUOTE]Give before asking. Tell us of some of your experiences mate.

I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
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This seems like a reasonable request. Do you want alimony afterwards as well?

[QUOTE=Bdirect;7518980]I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
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Those that had the joy of meeting CoCo will be sad to know she's gone. Anna has replaced her. The massage was very low effort. 3/10.

The CFS was probably one of the best covered I've experienced. I can't speak for her BJ skills as that's not my thing, I usually don't do well covered but it was solid AF. Would repeat but only for 30 minutes next time.

I bristle a bit at your foregoing her lat/long coordinates. But, assuming you've captured GPS (as in coordinates, not over-priced p*ssy), then I guess that'll be okay.

[QUOTE=Bdirect;7518980]I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
(latitude/longitude not needed)[/QUOTE]

@CrazyEddy, @KirbyYork.

I get bored sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. And yeah, I am an engineer. One who's engineered his way into a lot of wet, willing mouths, p*ssies and a $$es!

Seriously though, I don't know why I decided to estimate the length of pipe laid down on opening day at "the deli". To quote George Carlin, "these are the thoughts that kept me out of the better schools. " And no, I am not updating the spreadsheet (although I do believe Kirby is right: the arrival rate and numbers reported served suggest I am underestimating opening day dicking by a factor of two or three). Maybe my numbers better represent a typical day at the AMP and not the fresh meat uptick at the start of a new month.

@GoodWill123.

Thank you, my man. I used to contribute regularly to another board using a very similar screenname. That one had a cryptic meaning. SlamT is merely a meaningless derivation matching the prior format. I spent less than five secs (probably under three) coming up with it. For the record, I think there are some great handles on the Cincy board, including yours which evokes a favorite movie. Or CrazyEddy which reminds me of a pitchman who made Billy Mays seem tame. Albeit with a different spelling of Eddie. Kinda fond of BigGusDickUs (55), too!

[QUOTE=JokerAlways;7518421]Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage.

If you have her number send her a text she does not like to bother people. If you do not and you are a senior send me a PM.[/QUOTE]PM her number please. Also sent you a message.

[QUOTE=Cincy2015;7518358]I found that fiv seems to be non existent at AMPs. In my experience it's been a hard no at any AMP Iv been to. So does anyone know if any current places allow fiv?[/QUOTE]Have you tried Woodbridge AB? ABW on Winton is another option. So says a friend.

Also heard from this friend that Seattle action is top notch if anyone is headed out that way.

[QUOTE=EverybodyLoves;7519739]PM her number please. Also sent you a message.[/QUOTE]You're new and have a whopping TWO posts under your belt—he stated senior members only.

Joker was kind enough to share her number with me last month and I was able to schedule with Serene. I can confirm that she is a sweet and attractive lady and I enjoyed meeting her.

[QUOTE=MrMonger69;7518845]Give before asking. Tell us of some of your experiences mate.[/QUOTE]I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.

I decided to go to Asian body works for the first time since they moved locations. When I first pulled up I was hoping there would be a rear entrance like their old location, but it's front door only. Not a big deal but it was note worthy. The new location is pretty nice, but definitely not as comfortable as the old house was. When I entered I was greeted by the same very old lady, if you know you know. She brought me back to the room and her service was the same as it always has been. She likes to finish you in a milking position and always offers a PM and multiple pops. She gets the job done. When I was finished she helped me get dressed, even though I didn't want her to haha. She told me they have three girls working at their location now, but I didn't see anyone but her. It's never my first choice but I'm sure I will be back at some point.

I was also wondering if anyone has been to the parlor in Woodlawn across from dairy queen on Springfield pike? It rarely gets reviews, but I always had good experiences with that lady.

[QUOTE=Johnnyranto;7520519]I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.[/QUOTE]I believe the difference is because of what kind of info we are talking about. Giving reviews of brick and mortar businesses and providers that are advertising is very different from "publicly" giving information about a provider that is not advertising. Also, since phone numbers cannot be posted we have to do that via DM, and most do not want to be bombarded by just anyone. There is also a safety concern, do we really want to give out contact info for an UTR provider to someone that is not active on the boards? If you are just giving out phone numbers to everyone then we may as well just be allowed to post them, that would be crazy. I think it is more about safety and discretion than some sort of gatekeeping. Happy to share and want everyone to share their reviews as well but we all need to look out for the providers to some degree.

I went to Sakura last night. Mimi gave a great massage as always. I've been dealing with some weirdly tight muscles lately and feel massively better today.

I was the only customer. Toward the end of the session, Mimi had Faith and Chloe work on me too. I got FS from them while Mimi hung out and talked to them. Chloe and Faith are both gorgeous. I think Chloe is a bit older. She has nice big nipples and very dark areola. Faith is perky with smaller nipples. Both have great bodies. I had a blast. Total expenses were. $$ 5, I think? I'm sure I could've bargained for less, but holy hell it was worth it.

[QUOTE=Johnnyranto;7520519]I honestly don't understand the culture here. I have been attacked by senior members for sharing info. There seems to be a culture of wanting to give info to get info, but there is also a culture where senior people don't want to share info. I've been told as much. Make up your minds.[/QUOTE]Please take this to the Octagon where it belongs. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bdirect;7518980]I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
(latitude/longitude not needed)[/QUOTE]You are absolutely dreaming. You need to travel to a 3rd world massage parlor.

[QUOTE=UpLate;7520565]I decided to go to Asian body works for the first time since they moved locations. When I first pulled up I was hoping there would be a rear entrance like their old location, but it's front door only. Not a big deal but it was note worthy. The new location is pretty nice, but definitely not as comfortable as the old house was. When I entered I was greeted by the same very old lady, if you know you know. She brought me back to the room and her service was the same as it always has been. She likes to finish you in a milking position and always offers a PM and multiple pops. She gets the job done. When I was finished she helped me get dressed, even though I didn't want her to haha. She told me they have three girls working at their location now, but I didn't see anyone but her. It's never my first choice but I'm sure I will be back at some point.

I was also wondering if anyone has been to the parlor in Woodlawn across from dairy queen on Springfield pike? It rarely gets reviews, but I always had good experiences with that lady.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update on ABW.

Woodlawn is still going strong. Cici (sp?) is still the only one there. So, appointment only. But, she is very responsive with communication and will always try to accommodate.

Love the George Carlin quote. Used to listen to him back in the day. It's been a long time. He was hilarious!

Only an engineer could come up with your chart!

We are on 5th day of the month at this point so I'm going with 5 miles of dick have been put down so far. It's at least a mile a day at the deli counter!! LOL.

Woodlawn is an excellent place to have a good time. It's been a while since I've been there but I know the massage will be top notch and the services after will be too.

Don't know much of anything on ABW since they moved but it sounds like it's the same.

[QUOTE=SlamT;7519299]@CrazyEddy, @KirbyYork.

I get bored sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. And yeah, I am an engineer. One who's engineered his way into a lot of wet, willing mouths, p*ssies and a $$es!

Seriously though, I don't know why I decided to estimate the length of pipe laid down on opening day at "the deli". To quote George Carlin, "these are the thoughts that kept me out of the better schools. " And no, I am not updating the spreadsheet (although I do believe Kirby is right: the arrival rate and numbers reported served suggest I am underestimating opening day dicking by a factor of two or three). Maybe my numbers better represent a typical day at the AMP and not the fresh meat uptick at the start of a new month.

@GoodWill123.

Thank you, my man. I used to contribute regularly to another board using a very similar screenname. That one had a cryptic meaning. SlamT is merely a meaningless derivation matching the prior format. I spent less than five secs (probably under three) coming up with it. For the record, I think there are some great handles on the Cincy board, including yours which evokes a favorite movie. Or CrazyEddy which reminds me of a pitchman who made Billy Mays seem tame. Albeit with a different spelling of Eddie. Kinda fond of BigGusDickUs (55), too![/QUOTE]