Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bon Denver;1637581]If he is anything like me, he probably wants to know where before deciding to set up an appt so he can drive by and see if he is comfortable with the location and the building, etc. If he calls and sets up the appt, only to get the address and then drives by and sees it's not comfortable for him, then he would have to call again and cancel the appt which can be a pain for the girl (s).[/QUOTE]OK, I can see that. Mind you, I personally would not have a problem calling back to cancel if I didn't feel comfortable after driving by. I would tell them exactly why, too. After all, my safety and comfort are far more important than anyone else's inconvenience. At least to me.

However, I recognize that I [I]am [/I] in fact a self-centered jerk, and most folks may not be, at least to the same extent.

[noparse]/[/noparse]z

[QUOTE=Two Nutts; 1632632]Tried Golden Fingers Monday. Had a very sweet cuttie that I would have loved to got naked.

Really good massage, I took the 90 min. She got very close to the boys many times but that was it. I would pull the towel off to expose myself in its full glory, she just grinned and coverd me back up. I still tipped 20 because the massage was good. If there is more to be had at this place I'd like a pm. I'm pretty good at getting alittle where ya can't and this place seems total legit. Oh, she had no problem with me rubbing her ass damn near the whole time.[/QUOTE]Many visits the best massage only,

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver; 1636748]Again,

I know that bowman is near bowman field, but where?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Man if you're not a cop or a stalker you sure are doing a good job of making yourself look like one. I pm'd you and told you about most places two-call process. What's your deal?

[QUOTE=Zomby;1637661]However, I recognize that I [I]am [/I] in fact a self-centered jerk, and most folks may not be, at least to the same extent.[/QUOTE]Almost everyone is to some extent or another, just whether they admit it or not is another matter.

[QUOTE=LookingHard;1637719]Man if you're not a cop or a stalker you sure are doing a good job of making yourself look like one. I pm'd you and told you about most places two-call process. What's your deal?[/QUOTE]Meet up, take him there, and introduce him to whom ever is there, and inform them why he is there, and. FUCK THAT. Read the forum for yourself, do your own home work. Or stay home, and jerk off to some gay midget porn. WTF. The info is available. Sorry. I keep forgetting. You can't fix stupid. HNR. SR members are incumbered by idiots, but we press on

[QUOTE=LookingHard;1637719]Man if you're not a cop or a stalker you sure are doing a good job of making yourself look like one. I pm'd you and told you about most places two-call process. What's your deal?[/QUOTE]So, as I got tired of waiting from a response from anyone, I do appreciate your reply. Guess my other question criss-crossed, before I got yours.

I am not a sr member, just plowing my way thru this stuff. Guarantee that I'm no le, but you may surely want to believe what you want to believe!

It's not rocket surgery!

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver; 1637975]So, as I got tired of waiting from a response from anyone, I do appreciate your reply. Guess my other question criss-crossed, before I got yours.

I am not a sr member, just plowing my way thru this stuff. Guarantee that I'm no le, but you may surely want to believe what you want to believe!

It's not rocket surgery![/QUOTE]First, name calling, really? Upon re-reading my post maybe a "LOL" or something would have been more appropriate, I really meant it in jest I don't think you're LE. Also, I checked the time of your post versus my pm and the post was before the pm so you didn't read and and then post for another response (which is what I initially thought). In the future, there is a lag in time that your post go up as a new member and many members have limited opportunity to check, post, and pm so give your questions more time to filter in the future. Good luck and safe hunting. Lastly, when I was new I started going to a few asian massage parlor's to learn the ropes, however most of them around here are all 40ish year old women.

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver; 1637975]So, as I got tired of waiting from a response from anyone, I do appreciate your reply. Guess my other question criss-crossed, before I got yours.

I am not a sr member, just plowing my way thru this stuff. Guarantee that I'm no le, but you may surely want to believe what you want to believe!

It's not rocket surgery![/QUOTE]A question I ask when making the first call to a new location is "what can you tell me about your location, is it a house, apartment or store front". I also ask about sensitive or nosy neighbors and if its safe and if parking is in front or back. How she answers not only can tell you a lot about the location but can give you a better ideal how friendly and helpful she is which translates to how the session might go. That call and question can be made even if your not ready to set an appointment. After all you need to know location before you know how to figure your driving time etc.

[QUOTE=HitnRun;1637966]Meet up, take him there, and introduce him to whom ever is there, and inform them why he is there, and. FUCK THAT. Read the forum for yourself, do your own home work. Or stay home, and jerk off to some gay midget porn. WTF. The info is available. Sorry. I keep forgetting. You can't fix stupid. HNR. SR members are incumbered by idiots, but we press on[/QUOTE]"Encumbered by idiots but carry on" funny Doesn't appear that any pressed you to post. You just took it on your own to post a smart ass reply. Sorry your life is so tough. Prime example of why I don't post here much responses like that from someone who thinks they are special since they are a senior. It really is no big deal to became a senior nor anything to boast about. Treat all posters with some respect might get some good information from more people that way.

What's all this laying around S*t? Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.

For the love of god, man up and go get some pu$$why!

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver;1638922]Lighten-up, francis![/QUOTE]He was trying to help you out.

Why's everyone so touchy?

I'm not familiar with "Alana's Relaxation on Floyd. Still open? Thee Alana? Can someone enlighten me?

[QUOTE=Nobecz;1639310]I'm not familiar with "Alana's Relaxation on Floyd. Still open? Thee Alana? Can someone enlighten me?[/QUOTE]That "board" is not accurate for Louisville. The place the reviewer is referring to is (was) the stadium and Alana.

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;1639074]He was trying to help you out.[/QUOTE]Yea. Right!

[QUOTE=Nobecz;1639310]I'm not familiar with "Alana's Relaxation on Floyd. Still open? Thee Alana? Can someone enlighten me?[/QUOTE]Maybe CS could chime in with an update.

Thanks. Some boards have old info I guess.

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;1639363]That "board" is not accurate for Louisville. The place the reviewer is referring to is (was) the stadium and Alana.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver;1639461]Yea. Right![/QUOTE]Yea, you'll get lots of help with that attitude.

[QUOTE=Wane9867;1638637]"Encumbered by idiots but carry on" funny Doesn't appear that any pressed you to post. You just took it on your own to post a smart ass reply. Sorry your life is so tough. Prime example of why I don't post here much responses like that from someone who thinks they are special since they are a senior. It really is no big deal to became a senior nor anything to boast about. Treat all posters with some respect might get some good information from more people that way.[/QUOTE]Pressed to post, by the lack of reading the forum, to get info that already exists. Respect is earned, not given where I come from. I'm not special for being a senior member, its because I read, and don't ask for info that already exists. This is one of those times, you shouldn't have posted. Unless your donation to the board is a spelling lesson. It really doesn't matter if I make you mad, I'm not trying to get BJ from you, or get some of your pussy. HNR

I thought this was a site to help and give reviews I am from out of town looking for info to make my stay it town a lot more fun I think all you guys need to get laid not sit at your computer picking fights If you would spend half the time reviewing the providers that you guys do bitching this would be a lot better site why should all of us have to read your BS.

THEE Alana is now tending bar at a local louisville night spot.

[QUOTE=Jman3848;1640170]Maybe CS could chime in with an update.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kygeekster;1640619]THEE Alana is now tending bar at a local louisville night spot.[/QUOTE]Which one? That place will be hopping in no time.

[QUOTE=Kygeekster;1640619]THEE Alana is now tending bar at a local louisville night spot.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Slick Dick;1640623]Which one? That place will be hopping in no time.[/QUOTE]I know the place and its not exactly low-key in terms of outfits, BUT I really don't think you should give out the name of the bar or the general location on this board. She is a civi now and this type of publicity could bring a lot of unwanted attention to her. Remember there are many unsavory characters that read this board, many more read than post.

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;1641005]I know the place and its not exactly low-key in terms of outfits, BUT I really don't think you should give out the name of the bar or the general location on this board. She is a civi now and this type of publicity could bring a lot of unwanted attention to her. Remember there are many unsavory characters that read this board, many more read than post.[/QUOTE]Please, is she whorin or bartendin? If she's bartending then I know of no one who would'nt want the business. Drunks are Drunks. Ho's are Ho's.

Let it be said, let it be done.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1640630][blue]According to forum policy I was going to redact the above post and issue an argumentative infraction. That was until I checked the thread and saw that he was correct. You have to go back three pages to see the first actual report on an experience at a massage parlor. The name of this thread is [b][i]Massage Parlor Reports[/i][/b] could we please return to the topic at hand? [/blue][/QUOTE]In the spirit of this, I saw Chelsey recently after not having seen in her in a heck of a long time. She's got bolt ons now, and while I didn't view them as closely as I could have, they seemed nice. She's still got great technique, and while as far as I know she doesn't do any extras, she still does a great job at teasing out a standard ending.

Went back to FE earlier tonight and I was told that Kelly is on vacation now. Bummer! I guess she wasn't there for long at all cause when I went a couple weeks ago she told me that she had only been there a couple months? I got June though who I'd been with before. She is nice and all but def not as good overall as Kelly was. The sauna was apparently broken too.

Does anyone know who else is on the staff there now? I should have just asked but I didn't, and the lady who answers the door has little to say. I've visited with yoko, baby, and Judy all in the past. Are any of them still around? I'd love to see Judy again. Thanks in advance for any info anyone can pass along. If you'd rather PM me then that's fine, and would be great, and I'll be happy to share my experiences as well.

[QUOTE=MadeForU; 1641264]Please, is she whorin or bartendin? If she's bartending then I know of no one who would'nt want the business. Drunks are Drunks. Ho's are Ho's.

Let it be said, let it be done.[/QUOTE]If anyone actually believes that Alana didn't build up an UTR clientele then they are profusely kidding themselves. Many of the once great providers have a UTR clientele and no longer post ads. Whether it was the guy who gave them the most dough, or could get them the most drugs, or the ones that could provide legal counsel, many providers that no longer post ads made safe regulars and no longer have to take the chance of a sting.

[QUOTE=Hamrsblonz;1641942]If anyone actually believes that Alana didn't build up an UTR clientele then they are profusely kidding themselves. Many of the once great providers have a UTR clientele and no longer post ads. Whether it was the guy who gave them the most dough, or could get them the most drugs, or the ones that could provide legal counsel, many providers that no longer post ads made safe regulars and no longer have to take the chance of a sting.[/QUOTE]All righty, I was not going to post anything on this thread while people asked where she worked till this. She did not build up an UTR clientele to continue to see clients. When she quit, she totally quit. She got the job she currently has at a bar, to go along with the other one she has somewhere else and that was that. Obviously many girls do what you are talking about here, but she was not one of them. She wants nothing to do with the hobby anymore, and that includes seeing any of this board at her bar. She's making good enough tip money with her looks as is. What conversations could you possibly strike up with her? Big is right in this case, she's a civilian now, let her be.

For the few others on here that do know where she works, I would ask that you not put it on the board, or in PM, it would be different if she were a provider, but she is not.

[QUOTE=MadeForU; 1641264]Please, is she whorin or bartendin? If she's bartending then I know of no one who would'nt want the business. Drunks are Drunks. Ho's are Ho's.

Let it be said, let it be done.[/QUOTE]And stalkers are stalkers and creeps are creeps.

[QUOTE=Cloud Strife; 1642010]All righty, I was not going to post anything on this thread while people asked where she worked till this. She did not build up an UTR clientele to continue to see clients. When she quit, she totally quit. She got the job she currently has at a bar, to go along with the other one she has somewhere else and that was that. Obviously many girls do what you are talking about here, but she was not one of them. She wants nothing to do with the hobby anymore, and that includes seeing any of this board at her bar. She's making good enough tip money with her looks as is. What conversations could you possibly strike up with her? Big is right in this case, she's a civilian now, let her be.

For the few others on here that do know where she works, I would ask that you not put it on the board, or in PM, it would be different if she were a provider, but she is not.[/QUOTE]I will remind you this. Damn good money trumps ALL. Enough said. Also, take note of my handle. Thank you very much. Roll Tide! LOL

Hi all, I'm a newbie on here but have been seeing Louisville providers for body rubs for about 6 months now and wanted to post a few quick comments on who I've seen to contribute to the forum.

I cut my teeth on the girls at the stadium and really miss that location. My favorites were Ginger and Sasha but also saw Riley, Gina, and Heather once each.

I've also seen Lexi recently and will not return, she had something going on down below and her location was way too dark.

My favorite is probably Jasmine, although she only does outcall, great body and attitude with roaming allowed with the standard finish.

I've been to the Fern Valley location twice and did not like the attempts to upsale so haven't been back.

Have also been to see Rachel one time, nice lady, but I like them built a little better.

Also saw Jennifer who is across the river one time and although she's cheaper than most, there's a reason why.

Wanted to throw some of my experiences out there and contribute before I asked about any providers.

[QUOTE=Hamrsblonz;1642232]I will remind you this. [B]Damn good money trumps ALL[/B]. Enough said. Also, take note of my handle. Thank you very much. Roll Tide! LOL[/QUOTE]I don't know what in your mind is "Damn good money" for a provider for a session. But I will swear on any holy book you happen to have handy, then my life, then your life, and finally her life, that indeed, I at least quintupled the offer last time I saw her, and not just said the number, had the cash on me, and had her lay in it, made it rain on her, etc. I'm telling you this as plainly as can be said in this case. There is literally NO AMOUNT of money (ok, I'm sure if you dropped like 1 million taht would work, but any reasonable, or even way WAY above reasonable amount) with her. She does not want anything to do with the hobby, the handlers in it, the girls in it, or the people she met in it anymore. Leave the girl alone, as Big said, going to see her now (she told me where she works, and to come see her, and I even I have not yet) at her new job, is completely stalkerish. And for those of you that tried to Facebook her, same thing, WTF? This is all more than I ever wanted to say, really about anything having to do with this subject, as even this is somewhat letting out some of her privacy, but not near to the level some of you are asking about. Let her live her life. If she was still in it, and someone found out where she worked, I don't think any of us would mind if it was said where she worked. Invasion of privacy, yes, but that is the risk you take when you work this job and put out pics of yourself. However (this goes for any of them) if they leave, and not just go on hiatus, but like, done for life leave. We should leave them alone, and certainly not go say hi to them at their new job. Also, yeah, Roll Tide on Monday. And perhaps you can PM me what you meant about your handle.

[QUOTE=Cloud Strife;1642607]I don't know what in your mind is "Damn good money" for a provider for a session. But I will swear on any holy book you happen to have handy, then my life, then your life, and finally her life, that indeed, I at least quintupled the offer last time I saw her, and not just said the number, had the cash on me, and had her lay in it, made it rain on her, etc. I'm telling you this as plainly as can be said in this case. There is literally NO AMOUNT of money (ok, I'm sure if you dropped like 1 million taht would work, but any reasonable, or even way WAY above reasonable amount) with her. She does not want anything to do with the hobby, the handlers in it, the girls in it, or the people she met in it anymore. Leave the girl alone, as Big said, going to see her now (she told me where she works, and to come see her, and I even I have not yet) at her new job, is completely stalkerish. And for those of you that tried to Facebook her, same thing, WTF? This is all more than I ever wanted to say, really about anything having to do with this subject, as even this is somewhat letting out some of her privacy, but not near to the level some of you are asking about. Let her live her life. If she was still in it, and someone found out where she worked, I don't think any of us would mind if it was said where she worked. Invasion of privacy, yes, but that is the risk you take when you work this job and put out pics of yourself. However (this goes for any of them) if they leave, and not just go on hiatus, but like, done for life leave. We should leave them alone, and certainly not go say hi to them at their new job. Also, yeah, Roll Tide on Monday. And perhaps you can PM me what you meant about your handle.[/QUOTE]Dear Sir,

Could it be you sir that no money would surfice to entice her. From reading your posts, I certainly would not recommend any woman to you. I would say she is a very smart woman indeed.

[QUOTE=Cloud Strife;1642607]However (this goes for any of them) if they leave, and not just go on hiatus, but like, done for life leave. We should leave them alone, and certainly not go say hi to them at their new job. Also, yeah, Roll Tide on Monday. And perhaps you can PM me what you meant about your handle.[/QUOTE]Even if they haven't left, getting their day job's location and visiting them there is. Well I have no words to describe it. It reminds me of another board where a provider posted a public notice to let people know not to walk up to her in public when she was with her family and start addressing her by her working name.

Saw Mary a few days ago. Nice girl, better with makeup and that voice is soooo deep. Definitely a smoker. Standard fare with roaming.

I have to say that her partner Cynthia has lost a lot of weight and looks good. I may just have to see her the next time.

I'm ultimately looking for a BBBJ BR girl.

She had something going on down there last time I saw her too; you are the 3rd person to report this problem recently. Looks like she would do something about it! Caveat emptor!

[QUOTE=Cardinallaw; 1642404]Hi all, I'm a newbie on here but have been seeing Louisville providers for body rubs for about 6 months now and wanted to post a few quick comments on who I've seen to contribute to the forum.

I cut my teeth on the girls at the stadium and really miss that location. My favorites were Ginger and Sasha but also saw Riley, Gina, and Heather once each.

I've also seen Lexi recently and will not return, she had something going on down below and her location was way too dark.

My favorite is probably Jasmine, although she only does outcall, great body and attitude with roaming allowed with the standard finish.

I've been to the Fern Valley location twice and did not like the attempts to upsale so haven't been back.

Have also been to see Rachel one time, nice lady, but I like them built a little better.

Also saw Jennifer who is across the river one time and although she's cheaper than most, there's a reason why.

Wanted to throw some of my experiences out there and contribute before I asked about any providers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BlazerLazer; 1642692]Saw Mary a few days ago. Nice girl, better with makeup and that voice is soooo deep. Definitely a smoker. Standard fare with roaming.

I have to say that her partner Cynthia has lost a lot of weight and looks good. I may just have to see her the next time.

I'm ultimately looking for a BBBJ BR girl.[/QUOTE]That surely is the holy grail.

[QUOTE=FunTimeSnow;1643169]She had something going on down there last time I saw her too; you are the 3rd person to report this problem recently. Looks like she would do something about it! Caveat emptor![/QUOTE]This has been reported on her for over 2 years with no improvement. Yuuuuck!

[QUOTE=FunTimeSnow;1643169]She had something going on down there last time I saw her too; you are the 3rd person to report this problem recently. Looks like she would do something about it! Caveat emptor![/QUOTE]No kidding! Unfortunately I did not see the reviews on her until afterwards. Shame too, she's got a nice body.

[QUOTE=FunTimeSnow;1643169]She had something going on down there last time I saw her too; you are the 3rd person to report this problem recently. Looks like she would do something about it! Caveat emptor![/QUOTE][QUOTE=LookingHard;1643779]This has been reported on her for over 2 years with no improvement. Yuuuuck![/QUOTE]Her ad reads:

Looks like an Angel touches like an Angel must be an Angel. Maybe should ad Smells like el diablo at the end.