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Man, those pics of that backside look right! Reminds me of that recent SNL skit:

[url]http://www.hulu.com/watch/211065[/url]

DOUBLE DRIBBLE, BABY!

[QUOTE=Perrop;1208305]There are a few Nadias. Description, number or link?[/QUOTE][url]Http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/think-r-u-s-s-i-a-n-p-ink-24/8114120[/url]

I was sure that I had included the link, but here it is again. I guess I had a senior moment.

[QUOTE=F Blaster;1208322]Isn't that the DEFINITION of TOFTT?[/QUOTE]I suppose it is, but if someone knows that there is an issue, isn't it wiser to check first?

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler; 1204233]All I can say is Wow! Couldn't find any reviews online.

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[url]http://eroticservices.********.com/escorts.php?do=view&post=50028[/url][/QUOTE]You end up trying her out? I've been meaning to. What's the donation?

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Saw a post on BP for a smoking blonde girl (Kelsey). One of those cases when you just know they are fake pics, but you sit back and ponder: "What if, what if they just happened to be real pics?"

Was about to do a quickie tineye search when I realized the ACTUAL NAMES she has for her pics on her post are called:

Blonde_fake_pic. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic_2. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic3. Jpg.

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THEN noticed she has another post on BP as Kelsie- same number, diff phonetic spelling. And THOSE pics are:

Chicago_pic3. Jpg.

Chicagofake2. Jpg.

CHICAGOFAKE1. Jpg.

I dunno, boys, should I TOFTT?

Just be on the lookout for girls with pics:

Completescammerbitch. Jpg.

Baitandswitchalldaylong. Jpg.

Upsellerqueenwantyomoney. Jpg

[QUOTE=NocturnalGuy00;1208682]You end up trying her out? I've been meaning to. What's the donation?[/QUOTE]Look back a bit on the board, Posted by Orangewood:

"Posted last time she was in town. Completely hot as hell, but as lame an experience as I've ever had. Have you ever been bored during a BJ? How does a guy lose a stiffy with a totally hot woman working on him? It can happen."

[QUOTE=Perrop; 1208717]Blonde_fake_pic.jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic_2.jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic3.jpg.[/QUOTE]Maybe she just meant she's not a natural blond? Seriously, good catch.

When something looks TGTBT, it likely is: [url]http://www.tineye.com/search/8568878544cfda1f2533b780546119e633729f82/[/url]

[QUOTE=Perrop; 1208717][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/8131406[/url]

Saw a post on BP for a smoking blonde girl (Kelsey). One of those cases when you just know they are fake pics, but you sit back and ponder: "What if, what if they just happened to be real pics?"

Was about to do a quickie tineye search when I realized the ACTUAL NAMES she has for her pics on her post are called:

Blonde_fake_pic. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic_2. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic3. Jpg.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/8145078[/url]

THEN noticed she has another post on BP as Kelsie- same number, diff phonetic spelling. And THOSE pics are:

Chicago_pic3. Jpg.

Chicagofake2. Jpg.

CHICAGOFAKE1. Jpg.

I dunno, boys, should I TOFTT?

Just be on the lookout for girls with pics:

Completescammerbitch. Jpg.

Baitandswitchalldaylong. Jpg.

Upsellerqueenwantyomoney.jpg[/QUOTE]

Does anyone have any good suggestions for cheap short stay motels / hotels in the near north or near west burbs. There are some interesting $$ outcallers that I would like to try but need a place to meet. That's one of the problems with not being single.

[QUOTE=Jqatkins; 1208595][url]Http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/think-r-u-s-s-i-a-n-p-ink-24/8114120[/url]

I was sure that I had included the link, but here it is again. I guess I had a senior moment. [/QUOTE]I called this Nadia and a girl with a Russian accent answered. She told me to call her back 1 hour before I was ready.

I called back and a different girl answered. This one didn't have a Russian accent. I asked "is this Nadia" she said yes. She says she works out of a location in Schaumberg. I was thinking jackshack, so I hung up.

[QUOTE=Tank Rodwell; 1208134]Natalie advertises with a 262 area code. Bunk. Rip off artist. Prolly have my building stalked for this.

But she refused to get undressed then got up and ran off.

Pissed but I know how the game works. Mongers be ware.[/QUOTE]Is that the one who says she is Turkish / Russian?

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Saw Joanna Friday after work and she is everything that I was led to believe. Very sexy lady with a true ambition to make the whole experience worth your time and $. She is very sensual and sexual. She knows how to do a body rub and more. It was worth the $.6 times two. You got to try it.

Don't waste your time. Those pics have been circulating on the net since 2004. I remember a buddy of mine sent the same exact pics to me when I was serving in Iraq.

CDT.

[QUOTE=Perrop; 1208717]

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Saw a post on BP for a smoking blonde girl (Kelsey). One of those cases when you just know they are fake pics, but you sit back and ponder: "What if, what if they just happened to be real pics?"

Was about to do a quickie tineye search when I realized the ACTUAL NAMES she has for her pics on her post are called:

Blonde_fake_pic. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic_2. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic3. Jpg.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/8145078[/url]

THEN noticed she has another post on BP as Kelsie- same number, diff phonetic spelling. And THOSE pics are:

Chicago_pic3. Jpg.

Chicagofake2. Jpg.

CHICAGOFAKE1. Jpg.

I dunno, boys, should I TOFTT?

Just be on the lookout for girls with pics:

Completescammerbitch. Jpg.

Baitandswitchalldaylong. Jpg.

Upsellerqueenwantyomoney. Jpg[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phillipk1;1208859]Maybe she just meant she's not a natural blond? Seriously, good catch.[/QUOTE]"I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes"

Yeah, I was trying to be sarcastic in asking if I should TOFTT, wasn't going to follow through- though the posted contact number is linked to decent reviews.

And, yes: I posted that I was about to look the pics up on TINEYE when I noticed the file names of the pictures- which made TINEYE unnecessary. Thought it was hella funny, though.

[QUOTE=Perrop; 1208717][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/8131406[/url]

Saw a post on BP for a smoking blonde girl (Kelsey). One of those cases when you just know they are fake pics, but you sit back and ponder: "What if, what if they just happened to be real pics?"

Was about to do a quickie tineye search when I realized the ACTUAL NAMES she has for her pics on her post are called:

Blonde_fake_pic. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic_2. Jpg.

Blonde_fake_pic3. Jpg.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/8145078[/url]

THEN noticed she has another post on BP as Kelsie- same number, diff phonetic spelling. And THOSE pics are:

Chicago_pic3. Jpg.

Chicagofake2. Jpg.

CHICAGOFAKE1. Jpg.

I dunno, boys, should I TOFTT?

Just be on the lookout for girls with pics:

Completescammerbitch. Jpg.

Baitandswitchalldaylong. Jpg.

Upsellerqueenwantyomoney. Jpg[/QUOTE]LMFAO! Great post and thanks for the warning.

Has anyone had the chance to see Faith? Would love to hear how it went.

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Has anyone seen Faith? Would love to hear how it went.

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Gosh tell me this one is real and not some fake with random pix!

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[QUOTE=RoboSpanker; 1209565][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/f-i-l-i-p-i-n-a-_-p-o-r-t-u-g-u-e-s-e-_-h-o-t-t-i-e-_-indulge-22/8064220[/url][/quote]Gosh tell me this one is real and not some fake with random pix!

Google her phone number and you can find a review from another site.

Sorry guys! I completely forgot to post after my appointment. I saw Heaven the other day. She is the girl in the pics. She's lost some weight since the pics though. Her attitude was good, but a bit shy. Took a pounding like a champ. She's not the prettiest girl in the world, but she's alright for the price and convenience.

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Mokena area super hot brazillian?

If I don't hear anything I will TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Ninja4817;1210043]Sorry guys! I completely forgot to post after my appointment. I saw Heaven the other day. She is the girl in the pics. She's lost some weight since the pics though. Her attitude was good, but a bit shy. Took a pounding like a champ. She's not the prettiest girl in the world, but she's alright for the price and convenience.[/QUOTE]Here's the link guys.

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Now I'm not sure if this the right place to ask but, normally I visit the Asian apartments. But lately I have a itch for some chocolate just wondering if any one can point me to a decent provider?

Basically I visit the asian apartments but lately I've had a itch for some chocolate but I'm looking for a good referral if any body can point me in the right direction.

[QUOTE=Perrop; 1206742]Was on my way in the late evening to see a stacked BP hottie I've been wanting to see for a couple of weeks. Couple of calls and given the address to the residential spot.

Got myself ready and got out if car. Before I can reach the curb crossing the street an undercover parks just ahead and made brief eye contact. They quickly pull out and drive off. I get to the corner and a leo squad SUV is parked on the cross street, headlights on.

Spider senses tingling, I go into the corner store and decide to abort. At this point my paranoia tells me the birds chirping in the trees have cameras on their heads. Call the hottie and let her know it's a no go. She says she understands and seemed a bit concerned.

Maybe a bit over cautious, but I'd prefer that than to mess with it! [/QUOTE]Called to set up appointment once again. Drove up, no heat anywhere, got buzzed in. Girl was fairly attractive. But the place looked a bit a mess. Also, didn't fit what I told her I was looking for, as it ended up being a massage table setup. Nothing against that, but I was looking for way more comfort this night. Was offered floor mattress, but that's even worse.

Place is set up with rooms like a typical massage spot, but appears only one girl option available.

Set up an appointment with a BP chick last week. The experience itself a bit lame. But.

It lead me to discover a play spot (don't need to spell it out, do I?)

The girl was renting a room from the place, but not always affiliated as she seeks and sets up her own appointments. Though deciphering the convo, the other girls (werent around at time I got there) seem to be more attractive. The description of the other girls sounded very intriguing: young (legal age) Latinas, cuteys, new to the biz, reluctant as theyre afraid their boyfriends will find out! LOL.

I've always been curious about visiting one of these places, with a selection to chose from and all. The mama looked like a real ball buster.

Any general tips or thoughts?

[QUOTE=Ninja4817; 1210279]Here's the link guys.

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[/QUOTE]Any info on rates or menu?

Thanks,

Jacky

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Don't waste you are time.

$140 for 1/2 $180 for full hour. Sucked me for a couple of minutes with a condom on, and then flipped over on her stomach and put her ass up in the air. Got all bitchy when I went deep "it hurts", and then told me to hurry up. Told her to turn over so I could see her face and she turned to watch the tv. I said " you can't wait until I finish and get out of here." she said yeah exactly. Pulled the condom off and left.

[QUOTE=Benderedundat; 1211272]

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Don't waste you are time.

$140 for 1/2 $180 for full hour. Sucked me for a couple of minutes with a condom on, and then flipped over on her stomach and put her ass up in the air. Got all bitchy when I went deep "it hurts", and then told me to hurry up. Told her to turn over so I could see her face and she turned to watch the tv. I said " you can't wait until I finish and get out of here." she said yeah exactly. Pulled the condom off and left. [/QUOTE]Was it her? Or is it fake pictures too?

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1211282]Was it her? Or is it fake pictures too?[/QUOTE]It was her. She is staying at hotel up on Touhy. She's pretty ghetto. As I was getting dressed, she was telling me how much she hates men, etc etc.

Did you post the right link?

The text of your message says Mokena area, but the location in the link is Skokie.

[QUOTE=Chigod7; 1210090]

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Mokena area super hot brazillian?

If I don't hear anything I will TOFTT. [/QUOTE]

Called the Willowbrook "Nazi" after work last Friday, and saw Gigi. I have posted about her before; she is my favorite "Nazi" girl.

When I called, I did not get the usual guy; rather some Asian woman answered the phone.

After my session with Gigi, I asked her how much longer she would be around, and she said 10 more days. Therefore, I was planning to see her again this week, but I was disappointed to learn that she is now at the Elston location (which is much less convenient for me).

If the Elston location works for you, this girl is recommended. Especially if you enjoy a light touch massage.

I see the girl at the Willowbrook location now is "Coco", who was at the Elston location last week. I have never seen her. Anyone have any intel on her?

Is this girl possibly for real? Woof!

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Review:

Hot and small.

Tiny litle spinner.

Her wasit was the size of a phone.

Awesome little tits.

BUTT.

As soon as you walk into the room it smells like NSTY pu$$why.

She smelled good but she was already wet.

Meaning she's wet using summers eve.

Stay away unless you don't have the sense of smell.

Too bad. I can see me pounding her all week

No I tried calling her all week.

Why do they f&ck with us.

[QUOTE=F Blaster; 1211807]Is this girl possibly for real? Woof!

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ho-t_-_-sexy-_-_-_-24/8176957[/url][/QUOTE]

1 add said she was here. When I called her she went back to skokie.

Must be legit.

[QUOTE=Horny Dog #2; 1211717]Did you post the right link?

The text of your message says Mokena area, but the location in the link is Skokie. [/QUOTE]

Tineye passed. 779 must be a new area code, looks to be overlapping 815. Any further info would be gratefully apprecited.

[QUOTE=F Blaster; 1211807]Is this girl possibly for real? Woof!

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[QUOTE=Sachsy22; 1209462]Has anyone seen Faith? Would love to hear how it went.

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/have-sum-faith-18/7938634[/url][/QUOTE]I finally saw her after a month of missed phone calls / texts. Arrived@her incall and she was waiting in the parking lot. She looks hot! Cute and young with a nice set of developing funbags. Unfortunatly it went downhill from there. She told me the manager of hotel was in the hallway and we needed to climb through the window.

While walking around back I saw her brother sitting outside, that wasn't an issue but made me a little nervous. While talking rates she told me she raised them from when we talked last week, so I opted for a quick visit for $. She was a dead fish with her head turned and rushed me after 1 minute. I would not recommend.

[QUOTE=Grateful One;1212143]Tineye passed. 779 must be a new area code, looks to be overlapping 815. Any further info would be gratefully apprecited.[/QUOTE]Most unfortunately, this one's a fake. Too bad, because I really wanted to have some fun with her.