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[QUOTE=Golfcart]I say again. Do not open or look at this.[/QUOTE]I see your windshield has a crack in it too!
[QUOTE=Gdlint]I see your windshield has a crack in it too![/QUOTE]
Yep it looks like Golfcart does too. But I like the crack in his windshield better. Yours could have used a 'WIDE LOAD' sign. :D
This Cannot End Well.
[QUOTE=Gdlint]This Cannot End Well.[/QUOTE]
One very, very good reason not to tailgate.
I'm sure his day turned to shit quite very quickly.
The new Tiger Edition
How does a streetwalker get off from being given a citation?
With a friendly gesture.
The picture is real by the way.
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Misfit
Perfect Woman with Perfect Attitude.
How can you tell if 3 brunets are really blonds?
I respect a girl who has power and will negotiate to get what she wants.
[QUOTE=Misfit]How does a streetwalker get off from being given a citation?
With a friendly gesture.
The picture is real by the way.
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Misfit[/QUOTE]I saw this one when you posted it up, and knew it was an instant classic right away, good work.
Why bananas grow in a bunch..............
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I'm sure this one is legit.
This was up a few months ago. Some might have missed it. It's so funny.
What is the best way to get a IRS audit in Amarillo. Texas?
Now, let me get this straight...
Let me get this straight........
1. We're going to pass a health care plan
2. Written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
3. Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
4. Signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
5. With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
6. Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
7. Financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?
[QUOTE=A John]Now, let me get this straight...
Let me get this straight........
1. We're going to pass a health care plan
2. Written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
3. Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
4. Signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
5. With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
6. Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
7. Financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?[/QUOTE]
3 things in life are certain.
Death
Taxes
Your slanted political humor that is frequently unfunny.
Except that [i] was [/i] funny
[QUOTE=Brahmabull]3 things in life are certain.
Death
Taxes
Your slanted political humor that is frequently unfunny.[/QUOTE]
It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true
[QUOTE=A John]Let me get this straight........
1. We're going to pass a health care plan
2. Written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
3. Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
4. Signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
5. With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
6. Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
7. Financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?[/QUOTE]
I guess, he had same posting when Bush why lying re. WMD inIraq and killed 3000 of our fine young man/woman.
Peace
[QUOTE=Gdlint]What is the best way to get a IRS audit in Amarillo. Texas?[/QUOTE]
These anti Obama posters forget why our country is "broke". Clinton left a budget surplus and "conservative" W left us in a hole that will be difficult to overcome.
I believe this thread is for photos of jokes?
You know like when you go to the comedy show and the guy picks you out an hammers you all night. Your opinion would be you don't like that, however everyone around you as laughing hysterically at you. I stated it before I don't like any politician left wing right-wing Democrat or Republican of recent years there all a bunch of liars!
This country needs a major overhaul!
I'm sorry that your party is the one that's an office right now you know the dumb looking guy in the front of the critics with the big ears!
Acceptance is the key to life!
[QUOTE=A John]I believe this thread is for photos of jokes?
You know like when you go to the comedy show and the guy picks you out an hammers you all night. Your opinion would be you don't like that, however everyone around you as laughing hysterically at you. I stated it before I don't like any politician left wing right-wing Democrat or Republican of recent years there all a bunch of liars!
This country needs a major overhaul!
I'm sorry that your party is the one that's an office right now you know the dumb looking guy in the front of the critics with the big ears!
Acceptance is the key to life![/QUOTE]
If you have no leanings one way or the other? Why can I not find any republican jokes posted by you?
[QUOTE=Cowboy01]Perfect Woman with Perfect Attitude.[/QUOTE]
Anyone have an idea where I can find one or 2 or these? hehe
PC out
[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Anyone have an idea where I can find one or 2 or these? hehe
PC out[/QUOTE]Yes PC, there called Hookers! Some rare ones are called girlfriends for a limited time only. As once they hang around long enough to acquire the name wives....... all that aforementioned shit stops at once! Therefor the search for Hookers begin once again.
[QUOTE=Mechanic69]These anti Obama posters forget why our country is "broke". Clinton left a budget surplus and "conservative" W left us in a hole that will be difficult to overcome.[/QUOTE]And the solution to this is to spend more money than any President in the history of this country.
Check the name of the thread, gents. Photos and Jokes---OK?
[QUOTE=World Wise]Check the name of the thread, gents. Photos and Jokes---OK?[/QUOTE]
I agree with World Wise here folks. Care to [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=954340&postcount=1894]check some of the posts in the Jokes and Humorous Stories[/url] that Jackson has expunged because of the politics. That man is busy enough, let's not get him involved in cleaning up this forum too.
If you have any jokes or opinions on the current and past presidents, please post them here [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5936]American Politics during the Obama Presidency[/url].
I find most of the photos humorous, but obviously there are some thin skinned individuals who, rightly or wrongly, are offended by them. Parody has been a way of life in America for a long time, learn to live with it.
So if we're going to be bickering on them, take them to where the bickering is less obvious.
I Hope That This Is Your Very First Easter Card For 2010 ! ! !
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[QUOTE=A John]I Hope That This Is Your Very First Easter Card For 2010 ! ! ![/QUOTE]
Remember to be kind to the chocolate bunny's this Easter.
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Misfit
[QUOTE=Seva Lurker]I agree with World Wise here folks. Care to [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=954340&postcount=1894]check some of the posts in the Jokes and Humorous Stories[/url] that Jackson has expunged because of the politics. That man is busy enough, let's not get him involved in cleaning up this forum too.
If you have any jokes or opinions on the current and past presidents, please post them here [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5936]American Politics during the Obama Presidency[/url].
I find most of the photos humorous, but obviously there are some thin skinned individuals who, rightly or wrongly, are offended by them. Parody has been a way of life in America for a long time, learn to live with it.
So if we're going to be bickering on them, take them to where the bickering is less obvious.[/QUOTE]
A joke is a joke, some people laugh some people get offended. Let's delete the whole thread
[QUOTE=Ri Designer]A joke is a joke, some people laugh some people get offended. Let's delete the whole thread[/QUOTE]It's obvious that the original intent of this thread was to share jokes, laughter, and light-heartedness.
Political "jokes" are not jokes, they're propaganda.
Why delete an entire thread because one or two people want to hijack it for their own purposes?
As a previous poster said, there is a place for political "jokes" -- let's keep this thread for real humor.
(I wonder if this will piss off the Right or the Left?)
[QUOTE=Gdlint](I wonder if this will piss off the Right or the Left?)[/QUOTE]That is funny and very appropriate for these days.
[QUOTE=Fangsdiam]That is funny and very appropriate for these days.[/QUOTE]
Derives directly from Ben Franklin: "No man's money or property is safe while the legislature is in session."
[QUOTE=Vargr]Derives directly from Ben Franklin: "No man's money or property is safe while the legislature is in session."[/QUOTE]Franklin would have known: he was a MEMBER of various legislatures and congresses!
[url]http://www.answers.com/topic/benjamin-franklin[/url]
J Us
Yes, Franklin was a member of congress. But in the defense of Ol' Skirt Chaser he actually contributed something to society unlike almost every one of the knuckle heads we have now!
[QUOTE=Joinem Us]Franklin would have known: he was a MEMBER of various legislatures and congresses!
[url]http://www.answers.com/topic/benjamin-franklin[/url]
J Us[/QUOTE]
Careful guys, several on this board may be insulted that you are posting about politics.
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.”
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her food, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.