Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3673403]Nope, I don't go out on New years, to many drunk people with guns about.

Lonely? While I may get lonely a bit from time to time, I can do something about that. And compared to being shackled to someone who's going to drive me insane, this is better, free to do whatever I like.

If you're one of those guys who just can't seem to figure out what to do with yourself without a woman pulling the levers, and you're not alone, there's plenty of guys like you, then go tie yourself to a woman, get married and merge your lives.

But know that there's risk involved. In modern America, a married woman can file divorce and cash out on you at any time for any reason.

So after 10 or 15 years of working like a slave to build up a nice life for the two of you, you make one little infidelity mistake and can be forced to sell everything, give her half, pay her to raise your child without you there, and start over again. But, like the saying goes, Failure is a great teacher.[/QUOTE]Absolutely. My philosophy has always been: If it flys, floats or f. Ks, Rent it!

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3673403]Nope, I don't go out on New years, to many drunk people with guns about.

Lonely? While I may get lonely a bit from time to time, I can do something about that. And compared to being shackled to someone who's going to drive me insane, this is better, free to do whatever I like.

If you're one of those guys who just can't seem to figure out what to do with yourself without a woman pulling the levers, and you're not alone, there's plenty of guys like you, then go tie yourself to a woman, get married and merge your lives.

But know that there's risk involved. In modern America, a married woman can file divorce and cash out on you at any time for any reason.

So after 10 or 15 years of working like a slave to build up a nice life for the two of you, you make one little infidelity mistake and can be forced to sell everything, give her half, pay her to raise your child without you there, and start over again. But, like the saying goes, Failure is a great teacher.[/QUOTE]Well said Glenn! Took the words right out of my mouth, brother.

[QUOTE=Catfirt20;3673461]Definitely a FS spot, but you are going to have to shell out some dinero. You have to pay the cover, which is sixty for sixty min. It varies but depending on the girl you are going to have shell out anywhere between one fifty to three hundred for FS. I have never payed as high as three hundred, but they do have some nice looking Latina women in there who don't budge from their prices. You can get other services like He or HJ for much less if you want as well. I normally pay anywhere from one fifty to two hundred whenever I visit and I always enjoy my time there.[/QUOTE]Do they offer the things they say in the ad like the moon shower and bath or is that just for show?

Damn now you scare the shit out of me, and here I'm thinking of dropping this shit hobby as NY Rez, oh well guess you change my mind LOL.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3673403]Nope, I don't go out on New years, to many drunk people with guns about.

Lonely? While I may get lonely a bit from time to time, I can do something about that. And compared to being shackled to someone who's going to drive me insane, this is better, free to do whatever I like.

If you're one of those guys who just can't seem to figure out what to do with yourself without a woman pulling the levers, and you're not alone, there's plenty of guys like you, then go tie yourself to a woman, get married and merge your lives.

But know that there's risk involved. In modern America, a married woman can file divorce and cash out on you at any time for any reason.

So after 10 or 15 years of working like a slave to build up a nice life for the two of you, you make one little infidelity mistake and can be forced to sell everything, give her half, pay her to raise your child without you there, and start over again. But, like the saying goes, Failure is a great teacher.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Xray65;3674041]Do they offer the things they say in the ad like the moon shower and bath or is that just for show?[/QUOTE]They do offer showers and other types of massages, but most of that is just for show.

[QUOTE=CloudHopper;3673036]Hey guys,

I'm from out of town and staying at the Marriott by the dadeland mall. Can anyone recommend a good massage parlor near by?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I recommend.

NEW MASSAGE OF ASIA.

7159 SW 8th St.

Miami, Florida 33144.

Jenny is a busty young girl, super hot. Her massage technique is very good if you really want to get the real massage she's the one.

She's very friendly, good humor and so pretty. I'll repeat my session with her in the future.

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-new-year-new-pecials-starting-29-786-803-9884-10am-to-8pm-cutlerbay/22737078[/URL]

I think she been reviewed before but I can't find it. Look for a good massage with a HE.

Dang. She so far down south I would have to bring my passport.

[QUOTE=Rush0011;3676035][URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-new-year-new-pecials-starting-29-786-803-9884-10am-to-8pm-cutlerbay/22737078[/URL]

I think she been reviewed before but I can't find it. Look for a good massage with a HE.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Rush0011;3676035][URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/happy-new-year-new-pecials-starting-29-786-803-9884-10am-to-8pm-cutlerbay/22737078[/URL]

I think she been reviewed before but I can't find it. Look for a good massage with a HE.[/QUOTE]I remember they were bad reviews.

[QUOTE=ShockRt;3675418]I recommend.

NEW MASSAGE OF ASIA.

7159 SW 8th St.

Miami, Florida 33144.

Jenny is a busty young girl, super hot. Her massage technique is very good if you really want to get the real massage she's the one.

She's very friendly, good humor and so pretty. I'll repeat my session with her in the future.[/QUOTE]When was the last time you went there? I gone several times at opening and around lunch and called several times but no one is ever in.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;3677831]I remember they were bad reviews.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I think she change her number. Couldn't find the review when I used it to search for the review.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;3677836]When was the last time you went there? I gone several times at opening and around lunch and called several times but no one is ever in.[/QUOTE]I went yesterday and it was closed. Think it's been closed for a few months. I Went to the McDonald's that's close by a few months ago and passed by AMP and it was closed.

[QUOTE=Rush0011;3678346]I went yesterday and it was closed. Think it's been closed for a few months. I Went to the McDonald's that's close by a few months ago and passed by AMP and it was closed.[/QUOTE]The ph# (305-266-1157) is still active, but I drove by there yesterday and the sign outside is gone.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;3677831]I remember they were bad reviews.[/QUOTE]Its always got good reviews on rubmaps, I was there last Wednesday January 3rd.

[QUOTE=Rush0011;3678346]I went yesterday and it was closed. Think it's been closed for a few months. I Went to the McDonald's that's close by a few months ago and passed by AMP and it was closed.[/QUOTE]The store just open lately after the Christmas, sometimes they maybe busy that's why they didn't pick up the phone. One of my friend was there earlier today. They got the new girl as well.

So I somewhat have gotten over driving around trying to find new SW. Maybe I just need to try scouting newer areas but I have lost my will to do so. And being that BP is hit or miss I'm at my next option.

I have never been to a massage parlor, especially with a HE.

Can anyone pm or here in the threat recommend a legit fair price place in miami? Preferable north of hialeah / doral. I'm into asian or latinas, and what is standard damage? I'm trying to stay under a bill, or 4 Jackson after tipping.

Please help fellas.

[QUOTE=ShockRt;3680515]The store just open lately after the Christmas, sometimes they maybe busy that's why they didn't pick up the phone. One of my friend was there earlier today. They got the new girl as well.[/QUOTE]I should be working around that area this week. Might pass by.

[QUOTE=ShockRt;3675418]I recommend.

NEW MASSAGE OF ASIA.

7159 SW 8th St.

Miami, Florida 33144.

Jenny is a busty young girl, super hot. Her massage technique is very good if you really want to get the real massage she's the one.

She's very friendly, good humor and so pretty. I'll repeat my session with her in the future.[/QUOTE]How much is the damage? Any details please??

45 HH 55 45 minutes 79 Hour I don't recommend cause all I seen there is old hags and the massages is average, they do offer HE but that's it.

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3682464]How much is the damage? Any details please??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KWMonger;3682892]45 HH 55 45 minutes 79 Hour I don't recommend cause all I seen there is old hags and the massages is average, they do offer HE but that's it.[/QUOTE]Jenny was off lately,That old one is Lily. Its only $68 an hour not $79 . Jenny is much younger than Lily

Yeah, sorry that was a tipo. You ever get FS from anybody there?

[QUOTE=ShockRt;3684211]Jenny was off lately,That old one is Lily. Its only $68 an hour not $79 . Jenny is much younger than Lily[/QUOTE]

Also I always bargain up front on everyone's fees. Most AMPs ask for 70-79 for an hour and I always just say online or last time I paid 60. And every time I pay 60 for the hour, start to turn and walk out if they don't budge immediately and see how fast they drop.

[QUOTE=ShockRt;3684211]Jenny was off lately,That old one is Lily. Its only $68 an hour not $79 . Jenny is much younger than Lily[/QUOTE]

I had a long stressful week and I was looking for a good massage with a HE. Ina did not disappoint. She's young, very cute and she wants to please. I did the one hour session and she started off with a slow, soft sensual massage and proceeded to work my ass and inner thighs. On the flip she asked me if I wanted a HJ and told me it would be. 60, the house was. 68 for the HR. I agreed and she took some warm oil and slowly dripped it on my boy then started stroking. It was great and she let me play with her ass and tits. I am almost certain there is more on the menu as halfway though I jokingly asked her to sit on it and she said okay. Having paid enough already and not wanting to go over my budget I told her just continue. I blew my load and she cleaned me off then reminded me we had more time and gave me a really relaxing head and foot rub. I am already planning to go back.
W. Flagler St, Miami, FL.


Miami, Florida 33144.

[QUOTE=WankySwank;3688163]I had a long stressful week and I was looking for a good massage with a HE. Ina did not disappoint. She's young, very cute and she wants to please. I did the one hour session and she started off with a slow, soft sensual massage and proceeded to work my ass and inner thighs. On the flip she asked me if I wanted a HJ and told me it would be. 60, the house was. 68 for the HR. I agreed and she took some warm oil and slowly dripped it on my boy then started stroking. It was great and she let me play with her ass and tits. I am almost certain there is more on the menu as halfway though I jokingly asked her to sit on it and she said okay. Having paid enough already and not wanting to go over my budget I told her just continue. I blew my load and she cleaned me off then reminded me we had more time and gave me a really relaxing head and foot rub. I am already planning to go back.
W. Flagler St, Miami, FL.


Miami, Florida 33144.[/QUOTE]I heard she's got all natural C cups, is that true?

[QUOTE=ShockRt;3690217]I heard she's got all natural C cups, is that true?[/QUOTE]Yeah, felt real to me. No silicone.

[QUOTE=WankySwank;3691346]Yeah, felt real to me. No silicone.[/QUOTE]Ina is great. In my dreams I have experienced her twice. Both times I titty fucked her and creamed her chest.

[QUOTE=ShockRt;3690217]I heard she's got all natural C cups, is that true?[/QUOTE]I looked all over for Ina. Can't find her. Link?

Anyone know some parlors with decent and sexy Latina milfs or older women 30-45 years old? I just prefer older than younger woman.

Does Planet Beauty have any? Assuming its younger there but I've never been. I'm also close to that place on exit 13 off the turnpike.

[QUOTE=Johnny484;3692535]I looked all over for Ina. Can't find her. Link?[/QUOTE]At "Asian Massage Miami" on West Flagler, in the Coral Point Plaza. Ina is pronounced "Eena" BTW.

Has anyone sampled the MP service on miller & 107 beside the 711?

[QUOTE=Alf305;3698609]Has anyone sampled the MP service on miller & 107 beside the 711?[/QUOTE]Did you try yet? Near my home. Lots of new places have popped up here. I want to start going to all massage parlors in area. LOL.

Thanks!

Tom.

Hello Miami,

I am going to be spending a week in your fair city for the Boat show.

I appreciate the reviews provided and by reading them I have a good idea of the places I want to visit. My question is, Are there any certain area that a 55 year old gray haired Caucasian should avoid even during the daytime? It seems that a lot of the AMPs are along SW 8th and also Flagler st in the airport area. ?? And I plan on needing a Massage or five.

Thanks.

Relaxed InAK.

[QUOTE=WankySwank;3688163]I had a long stressful week and I was looking for a good massage with a HE. Ina did not disappoint. She's young, very cute and she wants to please. I did the one hour session and she started off with a slow, soft sensual massage and proceeded to work my ass and inner thighs. On the flip she asked me if I wanted a HJ and told me it would be. 60, the house was. 68 for the HR. I agreed and she took some warm oil and slowly dripped it on my boy then started stroking. It was great and she let me play with her ass and tits. I am almost certain there is more on the menu as halfway though I jokingly asked her to sit on it and she said okay. Having paid enough already and not wanting to go over my budget I told her just continue. I blew my load and she cleaned me off then reminded me we had more time and gave me a really relaxing head and foot rub. I am already planning to go back.
W. Flagler St, Miami, FL.


Miami, Florida 33144.[/QUOTE]What's the name of the AMP and location?

[QUOTE=Bato5613;3716582]What's the name of the AMP and location?[/QUOTE]It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.

So for $210-$260 you can get a rub and BBBJ from an older asian chick. Dang. .

[QUOTE=WankySwank;3717394]It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WankySwank;3717394]It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.[/QUOTE]Wow, 2 bills to have an old lady suck you off? I have been on many fruitless monger strolls but have never settled on a deal like that.

And even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyone.

And you know if she looks older its because she must be close to 50. Asians age very well.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3718903]Wow, 2 bills to have an old lady suck you off? I have been on many fruitless monger strolls but have never settled on a deal like that.

And even if I did, I wouldn't tell anyone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WankySwank;3717394]It's called "Asian Massage Miami" in the Coral Point Plaza on West Flagler right before you reach 84th Ave. If you're looking for a more full filling dream you can try Mimi. She's a lot older but for 1. 5 to 2 +house fee. I don't remember what that was. She'll BBBJNQNS and likes a finger in the butt. Although, she did say I was getting special service because "she liked me". So YMMV.[/QUOTE]Ok. I know the place, been there. And I got the young chick. We haggle the price. She want $50 , but you know. My price is always $20. She agreed but littlebit not happy. Got hhr with free table shower. Told her my first time. The place back of AMSCOT.

Saturday night, tried a "hood" strip club. No bueno. Googled AMP. Found a late night place. Entered as others pulled up. It was a race. Place advertises a $ "bodyworks" special. I took that figuring it was code for something LOL. Things got interesting. Got my pick of the litter which I'm not used to. 3 mt's came out and it was like the 1st could read my soul. Bingo! A Columbian. Blond hair on the chunky side, broad fat arse, pretty face and feet!

Broken english so conversing was diff. Entered the room. I got undressed. Laid flat then she asks if I want ts. Yep. Nope, it's not available so she offered to do the ts after the massage. OK. Every time I look in her eyes, I get more aroused, I'm expecting the time of my life. She starts what turns out to be the absolute worse massage ever attempted! So much so, I thought it was a joke. Used cheap lotion and what felt like two fingers on each hand to basically rub me down. Avoiding all sensitive areas. Unreal! About 6 minutes of this and she says. Shower? WTF!! Ok. Hopefully some action on the table. Weird TS. Water shoots out the sides in about 4 places on each side. She just had me lie down. She lathered her hands. Quick wipe down. Unfcknreal!! I'm getting pissed and frustrated. How is this a bodyworks option. And then. She tells me to get up. And rinse myself off in a stand up shower. I'm disgusted at this point and wanted to end my session early when suddenly she bent over while cleaning TS and I saw some cheeks!! Drove me insane. Ok. I have to go in for the direct method. I ask if she was getting in the shower with me. She said yes. 2 minutes later, I realize she had no fckn idea what I said. Insert a 1000 anger emoji's.

I dry myself off, we head back to the room, I'm completely boned up and pissed at the same time. We get back in the room and sht took a 180 turn!! Asks off top, do I want FS or just a BJ. WTF! Where did this come from? Insanely arousing. I'm like oh baby, I want the kitty cat!! She says ok $ . WOW! A deal for me. Bad news. I got fckn. 83 and she won't budge. She just keep saying. 6 for the blow. Fckkkkkk. Then in broken english she claims stomach issues which I assumed it was that bloody time. That sht grosses me out. So I mentally blocked that convo. Accepted the blow. Which under most circumstances is a blank mission for me. Bags are usually too tight and cheap and mt is usually mediocre with the task, but my gawd was she pretty and after this roller coaster, I sense that finishing will not be a prob. I WAS CORRECT. She had a great technique. And I had a hand on her neck and the other hand full of arse. Boom! Deal done. More wack azz lightly chest rubbing. Dressed and left. Great time if any of this was true. LOL.

Be safe boys!

What is the name of this place?

[QUOTE=KankyMofo;3724224]Saturday night, tried a "hood" strip club. No bueno. Googled AMP. Found a late night place. Entered as others pulled up. It was a race. Place advertises a $ "bodyworks" special. I took that figuring it was code for something LOL. Things got interesting. Got my pick of the litter which I'm not used to. 3 mt's came out and it was like the 1st could read my soul. Bingo! A Columbian. Blond hair on the chunky side, broad fat arse, pretty face and feet!

Broken english so conversing was diff. Entered the room. I got undressed. Laid flat then she asks if I want ts. Yep. Nope, it's not available so she offered to do the ts after the massage. OK. Every time I look in her eyes, I get more aroused, I'm expecting the time of my life. She starts what turns out to be the absolute worse massage ever attempted! So much so, I thought it was a joke. Used cheap lotion and what felt like two fingers on each hand to basically rub me down. Avoiding all sensitive areas. Unreal! About 6 minutes of this and she says. Shower? WTF!! Ok. Hopefully some action on the table. Weird TS. Water shoots out the sides in about 4 places on each side. She just had me lie down. She lathered her hands. Quick wipe down. Unfcknreal!! I'm getting pissed and frustrated. How is this a bodyworks option. And then. She tells me to get up. And rinse myself off in a stand up shower. I'm disgusted at this point and wanted to end my session early when suddenly she bent over while cleaning TS and I saw some cheeks!! Drove me insane. Ok. I have to go in for the direct method. I ask if she was getting in the shower with me. She said yes. 2 minutes later, I realize she had no fckn idea what I said. Insert a 1000 anger emoji's.

I dry myself off, we head back to the room, I'm completely boned up and pissed at the same time. We get back in the room and sht took a 180 turn!! Asks off top, do I want FS or just a BJ. WTF! Where did this come from? Insanely arousing. I'm like oh baby, I want the kitty cat!! She says ok $ . WOW! A deal for me. Bad news. I got fckn. 83 and she won't budge. She just keep saying. 6 for the blow. Fckkkkkk. Then in broken english she claims stomach issues which I assumed it was that bloody time. That sht grosses me out. So I mentally blocked that convo. Accepted the blow. Which under most circumstances is a blank mission for me. Bags are usually too tight and cheap and mt is usually mediocre with the task, but my gawd was she pretty and after this roller coaster, I sense that finishing will not be a prob. I WAS CORRECT. She had a great technique. And I had a hand on her neck and the other hand full of arse. Boom! Deal done. More wack azz lightly chest rubbing. Dressed and left. Great time if any of this was true. LOL.

Be safe boys![/QUOTE]