New stands for You're Stupid
[QUOTE=BackDoc;2820568]I have not been to Pine in a while, but suddenly heavy advertising on BP. Anybody been there lately, more of the same, or is it actually new therapists? [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-new-grand-opening-at-last-never-a-rush-new-pine-spa/33944135[/URL].[/QUOTE]I've said this so many times in the past. If an AMP starts advertising as New, or Under New Management, or New Girls, or New Attitude, they are reacting to a lack of business brought about by their own bad behavior. Consider, if you got a bad burger at McDonalds, and you stopped going, would you return because they replaced Ronald McDonald with some other clown? Probably not, as you should realize that the problem with that burger is the entire crew or culture. But at an AMP? The grandma shorts you on time, upsells you at that special moment, then says that you are Too Big for a HJ, no touching and to hurry up. Well, you'd get pissed and swear never to return. No more repeat customers, which is their life blood. So they spend a few hundred bucks on BP or CL ads and Presto Chango, everything is better, right?
First, AMPs have a tendency to rotate the girls and even the mammasans to different locations on a regular basis anyway. And that's what really kills me. I get in good with the MS, she knows me as a safe, good tipping repeat customer, and she's gone. Her replacement doesn't know me from Adam, and if one of my regular girls isn't there to vouch for me, I'm back to square one.
But really, this whole New, New, New thing is just a load of bullshit. Go ahead and ask them when you stop by, What's changed? You're likely to get a Me No Understand answer, and the same old service.
Consider yourself lucky if you find an AMP that provides good service, keeps some good providers and remembers you.
As for Pine? I haven't been there in at least 5 years, and I don't work far from it at all. I gave up on them when getting charged. 8 for a massage with a so-so table shower and a constant upsell. Same with Cozy.
Let us know how they've progressed.
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They advertise in Kenosha / Racine but they are in Lake Villa. Anyone been there? I'm thinking of going tomorrow.[/QUOTE]Yes. I went the first week they opened and gave a mixed review. See post on 3/6. Contrary to some replies I received, I guess mild sarcasm can be misunderstood and I do understand that asian supermodels do not generally give massages in lake county IL!