Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser]ChestRockwell,

I got in a couple of those pics with Tender. I'll have to get some copies from Bill. Did you see Jayda Fire there? God, she looks so young in person. Tender knows everybody.

Lucky looked absolutely gorgeous!! She is the best! She will let you suck on her silver dollar nipples in the booth, while she plays with your stick shift. That is one beautiful woman.

Then she slid right on me, the very first song!!! WOW, I was in Paradise!! I kissed her back & shoulders & grabbed her beautiful butt as she rode me like Desormeaux on BIG BROWN!!!! She has some tatts on her gorgeous bod. I rubbed up & down on her beautiful thighs. I love her legs. I could lick her from head to toe.

After 6 songs I emptied my load & she slipped off the condom & tied it in a knot. She went to clean up & I stumbled back to my seat to savor the memories.

BALDY CRUISER[/QUOTE]

Chester, my man Unique will send EVERY man in the club home with a smile on his face if she can get to him before the other girls, trust me on that one. She's a cool person, her pussy is loose though and I prefer my women to be nice and tight down there! Then again, if you are getting your pussy pounded and stretched out on a damn near daily basis, I guess I can understand. It looks like she's got a new movie out since I last checked. [url]http://www.porneskimo.com/unique.htm[/url]

Jada Fire was there? Man, I've seen a couple of her flicks, the girl is nasty even by porn star standards. Jada is one of the few porn stars out there that has me convinced that she really does LIKE to fuck, and it seems she likes BIG dicks as well. I bet her pussy has been majorly stretched out of shape, but still, I'd like to make that conclusion myself, if you know what I mean!

Man, so you've got Tender, Jada Fire and Unique all running around the club at one time? Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas! It's a miracle any man left the club with any testosterone in his balls or any money in his pocket.

Baldy, your report about Lucky is the first time I've ever heard about her doing anything in the booths. You said you always wanted to tap Brooklyn, well I've been thinking about tappin' Lucky's ass and leaving her a nice thick pearl necklace around her neck since I first met her at Charlies! But, I'm kinda of a dork and never asked her. So tell me, when she grabs the stick, does she like the feel of the raw uncovered stick in her bare hand, or does she like it to be covered?

You know, my favorite moment at the club is those few seconds of anticipation when you realize the girls hand is unzipping you and is on a mission to get your dick out, especially with a girl you haven't done anything with before. How long while it take her? And where is so going to put it once she gets it out! The unskilled nervous type girl it will take her sometimes up to 10 seconds to get it out. The girls that know what the hell they are doing will have you dick out and she'll be on her second or even third head bob in those same 10 seconds.

There used to be with a dancer who no longer works at Starz. Whenever she took me up to the booths the pattern was always the same, heavy grinding on the first song just to get me ready. Then at the start of the second song, she drops to her knees in front of me, undoes my belt buckle, unzips me, and whips it out, it took her about 4 seconds (the skilled ones know EXACTLY where it is, no fiddling around). She then puts a little siliva on Jimmy and strokes him twice, then she puts it between her tits for two quick strokes of titty fucking, then Jimmy would get to feel with the back of her throat felt like for two long, slow head bobs. She would then always ask me, "how would you like it today"? I did ask about a 4th option once, but she told me those were her 3 items on the menu in the club, but I could have the other options in a private session off campus if I want. It's funny I usually choose the titty fuck because her dirty talk while looking me dead in the eye was so good it was ashame to have her mouth full.

Baldy, it sounds like the girl rode you much better than Desormeaux on BIG BROWN. I mean did you watch the replay of the race? Basically Desormeaux just kept dirt out of BIG BROWNS face and held him back for 80% of the race. Hell, I probably could have rode BIG BROWN to victory the other day. Sounds like Brooklyn put a lot of effort into riding you.

You know I've always had difficulty in tying the condom afterwards. I guess I need to practice that.

I swear... there is no other thread that gives me a bigger hard-on than this one! I haven't been to King's since they dropped the curtains - hope they return as I need a little bit of privacy to concentrate.

Btw... was Jada working or was she simply a guest? She is one gorgeous ebony female - and yes, she is a total nympho on film. She's a squirter.

Greetings all,

Although this is my first post, I am not new to the board as I have been lurking and reading all the reports for several months now. I must say I am a fan of Baldy's and B malibu's posts. You two are the patron saints!

Well, I finally got the nerve to go to KH8 several weeks ago and got some high mileage dances from Cinnamon, Tender and had the pleasure of meeting Erin and exchanging digits. As previous posts suggest she was drunk as usual.

I've gone a few times now and also gotten dances from Dani, Freaky and Sparkle.

I attended Tender's party last Sat and it was hot, outside and inside. I was in there when Baldy made his grand entrance, as soon as he walked in, Tender came up and another girl and there were pictures being taken. He was like a celebrity it was great. I think I saw Sticks and Wild Bill as well.

Baldy, was thinking of buying you a beer and introducing myself but figured maybe next time as you were talking to Brooklyn I believe. You had the Gannon jersey right?

I was wearing the Blue Los Angeles jersey near the front door. Now that I am getting more comfortable with this place I hope to get some better mileage dances from Unique and try out Brooklyn and Lucky.

Hope to see all you again at KH8 and discuss our debauchery over a few drinks.

Cheers!

Been eyeing luckiy for awhile. So does she go all the way? Or just tease.

[QUOTE=Kobe Bryant12]Been eyeing luckiy for awhile. So does she go all the way? Or just tease.[/QUOTE]Kobe,

You've got a much better chance of breaking Kareem's NBA scoring record.

After weather delays and mechanical delays, I finally got to LA late yesterday. We picking up the rental car and headed straight for starz. Nice eye candy for a Thursday night. My friends and I were able to catch some regulars that pointed us in the direction of some of the girls that were very high mileage. I had waaay to many gin and juices, but was able to get some hellifed dances and was able to a nice HJ from a small sister with a short blonde wig (I can't remember her name, but I'll find her when I go back tonight and update the post)

Thanks Speck and Darth for the info, thinking about hittin KH8 in a couple of hours, if you see a bald brother in Tennessee pullover, thats me.

Holla

Last week on Tuesday 20 I decided to hit the infamous KH8.

There's a lot of talk in this forum about and haven't been to happy about the SW situation in Figueroa.

I got the directions and head to find the Famous CLub.

Parking was great and in a nice area since I live in the baddest places.

WHen I went to the front door I notice I forgot my ID, shit I'm done (I thought). I talked to the security guard and told me I'd really need the ID to get in. I told him I really look way over 21(I'm 27) and I aks to enter just without drinking alcohol. Didn't work.

I ended up giving him a tip to let my self in---he openned the door and said: " enjoyed. "

The atmosphera was great nobody pushes and everybody made me feel welcome. Great dances, I thouth I saw Erin, Angel, and my favorite Passion.

Passion was playing pool table with a black friend. I she was wearing something very sexy. I couldn't even pay attention to the Stage show when I see Passion move around the pool table. I was kind of shy at first, she noticed, smiled and walked trought me. Ask me if I wanted a dance but she said I won't be able to touch that they don't do that in here.

I could not belived it, she was so fine that I could not let my eyes off her.

Then saw Unique in the corner and she immediately put my heart pumping at 100 miles per hour. She passed by and watch me how I stared at her. Came over but I told her I wasn't ready. I wanted to go with Passion but she wasn't promising according to the advance details she told me. Now, I heard different stories in this forum, .

I almost living thinking it could be a better day. Saw Unique again which is hard not to stare at her while she passes by and ask me again. "Are you ready now? " I said yes and we went to the booth.

I told her I only got $50 and she said it was ok.

She let me taste her twins, then I kiss her belly and went down to her Y and eat her out. No curtains, don't care. I turned her over and continue feeding myself and gave her a tongue bath like there was no tomorrow. I you really see me you would thing I hadn't have any in months. The girls drive me absolutely crazy.

My junior was all waken up. I ask her again to taste her twins, and her Y and her belly, butt cheeks, I was all over her.

My cash was all worth it. She stands and sat on my face, oh god I want to come back.

When we're done ask her for her name and told me was Unique. I have a thing for a$$ and she let me feed from her.

I promise next time to tip more on the Shows, I must seen pretty bad there without throwing much singles.

But Passion, is on my mind and I wish somebody tell me how far that she offered. BALDY I heard good stories between you and her, let me please.

Guys this is a must for if you love clubs.

By the way this was a Day Visit.

[QUOTE=Jpalom 1981]
She let me taste her twins, then I kiss her belly and went down to her Y and eat her out. No curtains, don't care. I turned her over and continue feeding myself and gave her a tongue bath like there was no tomorrow. I you really see me you would thing I hadn't have any in months. The girls drive me absolutely crazy.

My junior was all waken up. I ask her again to taste her twins, and her Y and her belly, butt cheeks, I was all over her.

My cash was all worth it. She stands and sat on my face, oh god I want to come back.

When we're done ask her for her name and told me was Unique. I have a thing for a$$ and she let me feed from her.

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I don't understand it. Why, would you eat the pussy of a stripper?, especially one that you KNOW "gets around"? Personally, I don't like eating pussy. I will only do it if I'm REALLY drunk OR I really like the girl (a girlfriend, not a sexworker).

Well DarthRaider is just a matter of preference or should we say taste?

I really enjoy going down on a women, a friend of mine told me he did not like it to that he doesn't like the smell. Well, if you found it smelly then you have to show your woman how to properly clean it.

Darth wouldn't be the same when you as a SW for a BarebackB? Her mouth could be tasting lots of sticks.

And eventhough is your girlfriend it doesn't guarantee you that she'd be clean. Some women don't know how to properly clean it and that must be the reason why don't you like it. Some girls need to be teach.

There are ways you find out how bad or good she smell down there.

Baldy Cruise can back me up on this, he loves Dady too, and if you can get your women to do it, I strongly recomended.

Check this out. , some people like to worship the women shoes, but that's another topic that is called FETISH. Not for my taste, don't get me wrong I love women feet and can judge if women are clean by her feet but I like the touch of the skin. When you are with a women you must are like an animal, therefore you must act like an animal, jajajaja but make sure how clean she is.

PM me and I'll let you know how can you find out if she's clean without putting your mouth.

Be good my friend.

[QUOTE=DarthRaider666]I don't understand it. Why, would you eat the pussy of a stripper?, especially one that you KNOW "gets around"? Personally, I don't like eating pussy. I will only do it if I'm REALLY drunk OR I really like the girl (a girlfriend, not a sexworker).[/QUOTE]

First time post, But a long time Lurker.

This post is so awesome it has brought me out of the shadows!
I love it.

I warms my heart to know that BaldyC loves his Daddy :)

[QUOTE=Jpalom 1981]Well DarthRaider is just a matter of preference or should we say taste?

I really enjoy going down on a women, a friend of mine told me he did not like it to that he doesn't like the smell. Well, if you found it smelly then you have to show your woman how to properly clean it.

Darth wouldn't be the same when you as a SW for a BarebackB? Her mouth could be tasting lots of sticks.

And eventhough is your girlfriend it doesn't guarantee you that she'd be clean. Some women don't know how to properly clean it and that must be the reason why don't you like it. Some girls need to be teach.

There are ways you find out how bad or good she smell down there.

Baldy Cruise can back me up on this, he loves Dady too, and if you can get your women to do it, I strongly recomended.

Check this out. , some people like to worship the women shoes, but that's another topic that is called FETISH. Not for my taste, don't get me wrong I love women feet and can judge if women are clean by her feet but I like the touch of the skin. When you are with a women you must are like an animal, therefore you must act like an animal, jajajaja but make sure how clean she is.

PM me and I'll let you know how can you find out if she's clean without putting your mouth.

Be good my friend.[/QUOTE]

Well, welcome aboard Stinkass.

[QUOTE=Stinkass]First time post, But a long time Lurker.

This post is so awesome it has brought me out of the shadows!

I love it.

I warms my heart to know that BaldyC loves his Daddy :)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jpalom 1981]Baldy Cruise can back me up on this, he loves Dady too, and if you can get your women to do it, I strongly recomended.[/QUOTE]What the hell is dady?

Dude I think what DarthRaider meant was, and I do not want to talk bad about Unique because she is a very nice person but she does go with pretty much anyone and she also has done porn.

Don't get me wrong she is good for some action but why in the hell would you eat her out knowing someone right before you stuck his cock in her?

And Jpalom 1981 some advice bro, please use some kind of spell check program before you submit a report.

First of all if we are looking for the Mrs. Clean I think we are looking in the wrong places.

Now, spellling check? I don't think we really need it. What now? We wouldn't be able to spell "cock" we would say "penis", jejeje and don't write "dady" instead we would write: ". " well, you know what I meant.

I promise to get a spelling check if you promise to get a grammar program because you are missing some comas, jejejej

Be good my friend, there's no need to get out of the topic (spelling and grammar) to make other people feel worst. Just give me more facts and you'll make me feel miserable.

[QUOTE=Monster1]What the hell is dady?

Dude I think what DarthRaider meant was, and I do not want to talk bad about Unique because she is a very nice person but she does go with pretty much anyone and she also has done porn.

Don't get me wrong she is good for some action but why in the hell would you eat her out knowing someone right before you stuck his cock in her?

And Jpalom 1981 some advice bro, please use some kind of spell check program before you submit a report.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Monster1]What the hell is dady?[/QUOTE]M1, it's "DATY": Dining-At-The-Y.

In fact, J1981's post puts me in mind of that hip hop lyric:

"From the cheeks to the thighs, ya taste just like a Cinnabon®!"

[QUOTE=Rail Monkey]M1, it's "DATY": Dining-At-The-Y.[/QUOTE]

I know what DATY means bro, I just wanted to point out that homeboy can not write!