Best Massage (a.k.a "Our Place")
I've been lurking for a LONG time (5-6 months?) and finally decided to post.
Based on an extensive reading of your collective experiences, I decided to try Best Massage to pop my AMP "cherry".
Since I'm around 50, 6'0, in decent shape with short blond hair my physical description screams COP!!! Fortunately, thanks to you, I was able to say and do all the right things to persuade mamasaan that I was there as a legitimate perv, uh, I mean "client".
I was escorted back to a curtained booth, stripped, and asked for 10 minutes in the steam room. Mamasaan then gave me a combination table shower / cross examination:
Her: "Where have you had massage before?"
Me: "Detroit, San Francisco, France.." (all true, but it was therapeutic.)
Her (scrubbing my ass crack): "You like when I do this?"
Me: "Yes!, It's great." I was also stroking her legs while she was washing me.
Unfortunately, I found her scowl, gruff demeanor, and repeated questioning unnerving, and when she asked me to flip I was totally flacid.
Her: "You SURE you like this? You OK?"
Me: "Yes, I'm just a little shy"
She was probably wondering if I was a little gay!
She toweled me off and took me back to the booth. The booth was roomy, quiet, and comfortable. The linens on the table smelled clean and fresh.
Her: "Lie down on stomach - be right back."
All I could think was that this was going to be awful. I've been MUCH more aroused by LMTs!
At that point Lisa came in the room. Lisa was probably my age, but very toned, very slender, and VERY sweet and kind...almost the cinematic image of a Korean massage girl - just 20 years older! She was wearing a white golf shirt and short-shorts. She gave me a good quality medium massage while also questioning me extensively about my past. Evidently satisfied that I wasn't a threat, she climbed on the table and moved on to a light touch caress of my legs - ass - balls, then asked me to flip.
After more stroking and teasing, she began started the hand job. I was actually embarrassed because I just wasn't aroused! I was relaxed, I was comfortable there, it just wasn't turning me on.
After the sensual part was finally over (which was done with tender care and skill) she toweled me off and whispered in my ear "feel better? please come back soon and see me". She then helped me dress and I was on my way.
I guess I should be happy that I at least got a hand job my first time, but it just a weird experience. I (foolishly?) overtipped hoping to leave a good impression, banking on a more intimate experience the next time. .8 + .6
Sorry to be a curve breaker, guys.
Five Posts Five Questions
[QUOTE=WhiteGuysc]So never being to NE. I saw different things about Yumi. How do you go about tipping if you just want a HJ.[/QUOTE]
WhiteGuysc,
first of all, a belated welcome to the board. You have a total of five posts under your belt and all five are questions. How about having an 'experience' and then posting credible and verifiable info? There should be a bidirectional flow of information on this board instead of just sucking information up. Your first post was exactly one month ago today. Surely you have had an experience you can share with us.
Personally there are three types I despise on this board, Lurkers, Leeches, and LE. Do something productive and don't be one of them. For all we know, you could be LE attempting to sting Yumi with insider information. Prove me wrong.
Be safe and happy hunting,
NC Hunter
I wanted to go to Paris, but took a Chance instead...
I had seen Paris post ads in a few areas over the past several months. Her pictures were nice, so I decided to give her a call. I set up my appointment for 1 PM, and drove to her location in town. I was running a little early, so I called ahead to see if I could come on up to her room. It turned out that she wasn't ready, so I agreed to wait until the appointed time. Then I waited some more. Things weren't off to a great start.
Finally, after waiting at the wrong hotel for her (at her direction), she directed me to the room she had just gotten at another nearby. Maybe she was checking me out or something, but I doubt it.
The new hotel was almost empty. Three cars in the lot besides mine. I felt really nervous. The front desk personnel gave me a serious look. However, when she was ready, I finally went up to her room.
She opened the door and I saw that her pictures seemed mostly accurate. However, she did have a pretty large zit on her chin, which was a little distracting at first, but I got past it pretty quickly. The rest of her looked pretty fine, however. Nice face and a nice body.
She set me at ease, we lost our clothes, and got to business. I quickly noticed that her breasts, while perky, were far from the C cups advertised in her ad. On reflection, it turns out I was seeing Paris's friend Chance, from the same traveling group. They have some basic characteristics in common, so I didn't immediately catch the switch. In fact, I didn't realize it until I looked at their pictures later. At the time, I was in the door about to have a good time, so I didn't care.
She started out by cleaning the little crapper with some kind of alcohol wipe, which kind of burned and killed my mood a bit. However, after the hygenic portion of our time together, she commenced a BBBJ (asking if it was okay to go uncovered, first). The BJ started out nice, but she lapsed into a habit that a lot of younger providers seem to have--creating too much suction for the little crapper to handle. When she went easy, it was great. However, when she started the Hoover thing, I was turned off a bit. Still, I was getting a BBBJ, so I persevered.
Soon, too soon, she asked me if I was ready for the main event. I asked her for DATY, but she asked me for a tip. Not having any extra cash, I couldn't partake. By this time, I wasn't getting the impression she was really into me (a key element of the GFE these girls advertise), so I finished the main event quickly.
In retrospect, I could have had a better time elsewhere. If you just want a pretty girl or two (she offered a combo with her friend), feel free to call these ladies. If you want GFE, which is what I crave, look elsewhere.
I have to say she was a nice, pretty girl, and I don't wish her any I'll. However, the service she offered was not what I wanted. The switch weirds me out, as well, as she kept answering to the name of her friend, Paris, during all our communications. I cannot recommend, but hey, YMMV, especially with additional cash. She didn't constantly upsell, but she did ask for tips for additional service.
I would agree with everything you said about "Chance"
I saw her when she and Paris were in the Spartanburg area. She has the hot, athletic build I like. But she was far, far from GFE. When it came to the main event, there was upselling. I was mad enough to leave and demand my money back. But I didn't do it. I gave in and had one position. My favorite is me standing, her on her back on the bed. She even positioned her legs where there was little opportunity to "drop and drive. "
It was a nice dream, I guess, but I don't plan to sleep that way again.